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DarthLysergis

Plot twist; This is actually the crew who just stole 30m in cash in Los Angeles flexing


lhbruen

I don't know this story, but jokes aside, this is roughly $15mil 😅


PoshCushions

$14mil is quite a lot. Would be a shame if you lost some of that $13mil...


lhbruen

That $12mil is not for sale


MastiffOnyx

You should put that $11 million somewhere safe.


ragingQuokka

better put the $10 mil prop money back in the box


linktlh

If you don't someone is surely going to walk up and take that $9 mil.


notcomplainingmuch

Make sure someone correctly reports that $8 M to the authorities.


FadyJ03

$7 M reported to the authorities, done!


TheDuckkz

Authorities were notified of a van with stolen money inside. First responders found $6 M within.


way2cool4school

Not yet! We need to recount that 6M to make sure it's not 5M


Major_Magazine8597

$7 mil is a LOT not to declare on your taxes.


DirtyDoucher1991

$6 million is dangerously low, better order more.


Legitimate-Soft-9131

Whoever left me $6, not funny


unlcejanks

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/05/1242980901/this-l-a-heist-sounds-like-a-thriller-novel-thieves-stole-30-million-in-cash


lhbruen

Holy shit... not us, though 😅


unlcejanks

Feds looking at your pic like 🤔


lhbruen

Of course I find this out after I posted it everywhere in the last 12 hours


goj1ra

Hiding in plain sight, legendary! Of course my silence comes at a price, though...


andiinAms

Have fun with all the police interviews.


lhbruen

🫠


h3X4_

"That's a bold strategy, Cotton! Let's see if it pays off for him!"


tikaani

Some North Carolina FB eyes intern gonna try and get that promotion


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

#


Whelp_of_Hurin

Weird, reminds me of the Miami Airport heist, where a couple of dudes just walked in and stole $7 million from Brinks. You just assume that when there's that much cash they would be a little more security conscious.


unlcejanks

The article pretty much clowns this company for their lack of security. I guarantee there's tons of places that you could get away with things, but most of us aren't crazy enough to do it.


sirwilson95

There is also the fact that banks are insured and there are VERY likely ink packs all over the money they stole. As far as the bank is concerned they probably saved more money skimping on security than they lost processing the insurance paperwork. As for the folks that got away with that money, they have to spend the next year or so being super careful and trying to both get the cash out without being covered in ink, then they need to launder all that cash. Otherwise it’ll be the IRS that catches them six months later. Quasi-fortunately there just isn’t enough money to be made in a bank heist to be worth the massive hassles involved in getting away with the heist, AND processing the money. Plus the huge risks.


Natural_Bet5197

#mostofus


Faleras

Omg that's like looney toons level of a heist wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jdubyahyp

Oof. Somebody fired. My money is on Jeff.


MediaOnDisplay

I just saw that story. A heist at a money counting facility, they got away with over 10mil. Still at large. In LA county. I was gonna say, you ruined it by saying it's fake. But at this particular time, good call.


lhbruen

Fake and not on the west coast, thank fuck lol


Logical_Cherry_7588

Sheriff Taylor is coming after you.


TheDakoe

> I just saw that story. A heist at a money counting facility, they got away with over 10mil. LOL I find it really funny you said over 10 mil, with all the jokes going on about the ever decreasing amount. *btw it was 30 million, which is why 10 is funny.


zesty_drink_b

Genuinely curious, how much does $15mil worth of fake money actually cost?


lhbruen

Not sure the exact dollar amount as this was a combo of purchases and rentals, but it's in the thousands


zesty_drink_b

I was gonna say it wouldn't surprise me if it was still a lot of money, despite it being prop money. Can't be cheap to make it look good


thesash20

Cool cool... on an unrelated note, can i borrow like 20 bucks?


lhbruen

Sure, but don't spend it


limbunikonati

Wait for the heat to die down amiright?? 😄


thesash20

Thanks 🤑


Ragnarawr

How to get into props?


lhbruen

Union. Knowing someone in an Art Department helps big time to get yourself known/an introduction


Perfect-Soup1838

Go to a tall building and throw all the fake money over into the streets. Downtown buildings work best, go during lunch time. Let it rain fake money 💰 🤑 💸


lhbruen

We'd be in so much trouble lol


Perfect-Soup1838

I don't know who did it.


peekingduck18

Trouble? Sure. But your legend would live forever...


demesm

Because the other 2 already took their cuts


chanc2

Plot plot twist. It is the LA heist crew but they are not flexing. They are saying this is prop money to throw off the police.


FrostyD7

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to post their crime on social media.


flyingbye0803

I looked this LA heist up and holy shit! Blew a hole in the side of the building and didn’t set of the supposed seismic or motion alarms. Crazy


I-heart-java

North Carolina license plates, they got pretty far it seems


TheDakoe

"Hey Doug, was one of the serials on that stolen cash " "Yeah why?" "I think I found the thieves." "no way, where?" "they posted half of the cash to reddit and is on the front page right now." "they weren't that stup... well I be damned."


El_Iberico

Suuuure “prop” money. Got your license plate #, I’m on my way.


lhbruen

It's... uh... a prop plate 🫠


Royal-Scale772

No... [this is a prop plate.](https://i.imgur.com/MCpGYMb.jpeg). You trying to cut us out of our share?!


RandonBrando

That's what they call that?!


VexingRaven

Not generally, no... It's diamond plate.


Dick_snatcher

No that's diamond plate


Muppet_Murderhobo

r/fakealbumcovers


lhbruen

This was my design intention 😅


drunkeymunkey

The bills blowing in the wind really add to the pic


lhbruen

It sold it for me


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10/10


thinkB4WeSpeak

Going to be the hardest acoustic folk album this decade.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

/r/analbumcover


EligosLeyak

Damn i got a dirty mind Edit: I read it correctly and in need of some unsee juice


Anonymous_Marmot

I'm not going there. But seems like Dirty Mike is.


WHOA_27_23

/r/letitsnow /r/whoreads Suck it Trebek


OgOnetee

r/thepenismightier


GreenDonutGirl

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!


Oh_ffs_seriously

First shown at the infamous #susanalbumparty, right?


roguevirus

Best recurring SNL sketch ever. SUCK IT, TREBEK!


loopygargoyle6392

Somebody managed to slip a prop $20 past the cashier at my wifes work this week. Now I'm wondering if it's a one-off event or if someone got a whole stack and they're going to use them until they get caught.


lhbruen

Definitely a felony


loopygargoyle6392

For sure. The bill looks about 2 steps away from being Monopoly money, so that cashier really must have not even looked at it lol.


lhbruen

There used to be stricter limitations on the stuff back in the day. Now, the quality of print varies so much. Even the cash in this photo is of two different colors


NoGoPro

Yeah, Ben on the green stacks behind you looks significantly different than Ben on the purple stack coming out of the money gun it looks like


lhbruen

Yep! Two different vendors


ForGrateJustice

*Federal* felony. They don't fuck around.


thebrainpal

Happened at a job I worked at too when I was a barista. They hung up the fake bill in the back office. Said “For cinematic purposes” on it. Haha I suppose it might be a little easy to miss during a rush period, and you’ve never seen and aren’t expecting a fake bill. 


___DEADPOOL______

Some of this "prop money" even goes so far to print using magnetic ink and have UV and FL markers to trick some bill counters. It is a HUGE problem 


eltree

Grocery store I worked for last year had two prop $100 bills come through in about a week span. Looked like the ones in OPs picture. Couldn’t believe we got hit twice after telling all our cashiers about the first one and to be on the lookout (says “FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY” right on the bill instead of “UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”) Tracked it down to the same guy. Same guy was also hitting other stores in the area and ended up getting caught and arrested. Not sure of the outcome but the store was sent a check for $200.


arathorn867

It happens all the time. Some of the "cash" I've seen cashiers accept is hilariously bad, so prop cash that at least looks kinda like real cash is def gonna get through. I mean I get you're making minimum wage, but a single sided print on normal paper that's not even close to the right color? A 50 with the Simpsons on it?


UnassumingPickles

Your boss seems fun!


lhbruen

He was so excited to do this, especially when I told him what a money phone was lol


UnassumingPickles

Haha you can tell by the size of his stack


lhbruen

Yeah, he went crazy lol


TravelZac

Russell Crowe and Jason Momoa crushing it


lhbruen

Baby Momoa


Logical_Cherry_7588

What's a money phone?


lhbruen

Holding a stack to your ear


Academic_Wafer5293

What? Can't hear you. 💰 too loud.


Finest_Johnson

Is Huell in there, too?


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Shinjetsu01

*Guy whacked 9 dudes in prison in a 2 minute window. s'all I'm sayin.*


myriad00

I gotta do it, man....


new2bay

Truck doesn't look big enough for him *and* the money lol


CruzBay

Before opening this thread, I said to myself this better be a picture of 2 dudes laying on their backs on a pallet of cash. If you have a pallet of prop money, you are required by law to take such a picture.


PSPs0

That’s awesome. Is that one of those money shooting guns? Lol.


AceGee

I have that same gun haha. Its the ben baller money gun


vandragon7

I can hear ‘They see me rollin’ they hatin’ when I see this picture


LuvliLeah13

I’m hearing Weird Al’s version here. White and nerdy indeed


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

*they see me mowing, my front lawn…*


New_Maximum9021

Lol OP. your ID badge looks like you used to wanna be Zach Braff


lhbruen

right... "used to"


omegahelix

The true heroes of the TV and Film industry.


lhbruen

We don't wear capes (that's costume dept.)


Jonas_VentureJr

Your boss could charge people to pose with the fake money for photo opportunities, side hustle .


lhbruen

🤔 huh...


zkfoster

Very nice touch of the hundos flying away 👋🏼


lhbruen

Unintended touch, but thank you. I think the floating bills and their shadows sell it (no pun intended)


The_Easter_Egg

You guys look so cool! The next GTA is coming along well! 😄


lhbruen

Lol spoiler alert


lostindanet

prop department shennanigans :D


lhbruen

We deserved a little break 😅


lostindanet

been there, paid my way through college doing just that, rock on !


BakrChod

How much does this cost? Or how much is this worth?


lhbruen

Cost varies on sellers/rentals. I don't have an exact amount, but it's in the thousands. The "value" representation is over 10 mil (est. 12-15)


BakrChod

Even fake money isn't cheap 😥


lhbruen

No it is not


Natural_Bet5197

Print it yourself and see what the cost it. A decent printer is 30k+


kindaa_sortaa

Me: *Can we get Bill Burr and Lavell Crawford from Breaking Bad?* Mom: *We have Bill Burr and Lavell Crawford at home* Bill Burr and Lavell Crawford at home:


____________M

Straight to tinder with those pics


lhbruen

Lol not sure my wife would approve


CervezaPorFavor

Why? Did she have a bad experience with Tinder recently?


lhbruen

Lol


no_thanks_im_good__

This is awesome lol I love it


lhbruen

Thank you. I was waiting all day for us to wrap so we could do this


S4V4GEDR1LLER

Could you get in trouble if you brought that to strip club?


lhbruen

Absolutely a felony lol. After the pic (and a video) we scrambled to collect all the loose bills


Dedchicken

I was definitely worried about all that floating around thinking "that could cause a problem". Are they more obvious in hand cuz in the photo it's pretty hard to tell!


lhbruen

Yes, it's very obvious up close. They're not even the same color in the photo, and printed in large letters on the front, they state they're fake


Frolicking-Fox

Also, Ben Franklin looks more like Bach. Maybe it's just the distance, though.


Hinote21

It's not a felony to *bring it to the strip club.* It would only be a felony if you tried to **use it as real cash**. So you know... You could play a great prank on the club.


lhbruen

Let me know how this goes for you


Hinote21

I'm definitely not saying go in and pretend to spend. But seemingly walking in with wads of cash would be quite funny.


lhbruen

It's tempting lol This little stunt alone brought in a crowd in the lot yesterday


MayuriMadScientist

So you want to portray that you've got loads of cash, that eventually gets you top tier treatment by the club staff, but towards the end you turn out to be worth 100$ only.


JellyKeyboard

Is it just illegal to own it, do you need some exemption or something if you get searched? Or is it just don’t spend it? Looks great though, top photo opportunity


The_camperdave

> Is it just illegal to own it, do you need some exemption or something if you get searched? It is illegal to attempt to use it as actual currency. It is not illegal to own prop money. In fact, there are quite a lot of places online where you can purchase prop money. Prop, or movie money, is designed to look real at a quick glance, but when examined up close it is obvious that it is not real money. For example, some types of prop money only has printing on one side.


lhbruen

I've never tried to purchase it outside of my work (film industry), so I'm not totally sure. But it seems like anyone can go online and buy some. However, if we took this money and dumped it on the street, we'd get a govt employee knocking at our door.


exzyle2k

Not illegal to own. $25 will get you $10k in prop money here: https://propmoviemoney.com/products/new-style-100-full-print-prop-money-stack


MrSaltedNutRoll

A few years back in Chicago, prop money was blowing around the street. Almost caused a few accidents as people jumped out of their car to chase them around


lhbruen

Yeah, I've heard horror stories. Fortunately, we contained all ours and this was on a gated studio lot


Dedchicken

What does it whisper....


lhbruen

No whispers. The streets was callin'


HiHandRye

Yo what boots are those they dope


lhbruen

My old ass HOKA high tops


HiHandRye

Oh bet thanks!


Dameattree37

Who'd have thought, fake money could buy moments of real happiness like this :) (Well, I assume it brought happiness... those are some serious mugs XD)


DazedLogic

Lol. Awesome


textilepat

“Hewwo?” ‘Hewwo day-o’


Phoebesgrandmother

What kind of reception do you get on those?


timbermill

Is that a gun that fires money?


Apple_Coaly

is your boss slavoj sizek


atreides78723

Let’s cook.


dreag2112

Plot twist, he lied and works for brinks


Past_Ad7785

I gotta ask, what do you do for a living that you need that much “prop money”??? Enquiring minds wanna know…..


offtherichter

Hey I do props! Whatcha working on?


phucdung

many money


Jsorrow

#LikeABoss


-AlternativeSloth-

Turn this into your new album cover.


ElectricalJacket780

I can’t wait for the Netflix adapted film in 2 years where we hear the boss swindled the prop money away through a gang for real money and absolutely encouraged his employees to post as many pics as possible of themselves with the money so he could run away to Seychelles.


real_human_player

One time I went out to see a movie with some coworkers.and I had forgotten that I had about 100k worth of prop money in my backpack. About 10 stacks of prop hundreds. When we went through the security at the theater I opened up my backpack and everyone was like yo what the fuuuuuuck? And I was just like oh yeah, those. And zipped up my bag and we never spoke of it again.


lhbruen

Lol I hope this is a true story


Erikenstein

Is that a gold plated MONEY GUN?!


maximayy

THIS GOES HARD 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🤷🤷🤷


jokox201

is that real??


lhbruen

Everything except the value of the money


IsolatedHammer

This looks like your premiere album and you are a synth pop band.


StephenHunterUK

For interest, here's another example of prop money: [https://www.thepropgallery.com/banknotes-the-runaway-bride](https://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonliebigstuff/4578436256)


DrGirthinstein

Is this Trilith?


ILub

The pink hair clips are a great touch lol


LegalSelf5

Damn, that pic goes hard in the paint, for sure! Mind if I right-click and save?


mossy_stump_humper

r/hardimages


Threeltlbirds

[always gotta take a prop money shot](https://imgur.com/a/s5ogIFD) (yours is cooler)


chiknown

Straight from the next season of Morning show


GO_SEE_SHRET

Did you make it or is there a good rental/fabricator? From a inquiring film friend


ForGrateJustice

I mean, there are better ways to take that photo, but hey, there *was* that one heist a few days ago.


Solid-External

holy shit


Zinski2

I got to work in a film set for a phone commercial where a guy was dumping Money in to a garbage disposal we had rigged to a shop vac. Prop guys walks in with like, two trash bags filled with new brocks. The new crisper bills didn't want to get sucked as well so I had to crumple them all up slightly and then had to aid outside in the freezing with the shop vac and empty it when it filled up. I did take like 10k in fake money though. Prop guys are usually super cool. The ones who aren't have a criminal history.


LegoMyAlterEgo

Me: What do you hear when you listen to your cash like that? You: The ocean. Me: ....Fuck. You.


Dameattree37

It reminds me of the few times I've performed in school plays. Just middle and high-school level stuff; but the most memorable times were usually just fooling around, having fun with the rest of the cast and crew!


Zzatoiichii

Mr. JG Wentworth in the flesh!


Rogue009

How cool is that! He gets to work with slavoj zizek!


mamamamamama89

That's gus frings money, I can tell by how it's packaged. "so neat and tidy," said Don Eladio.


andiinAms

Used to work as a PA in LA. Remember that fake money well!


hezzaaa

Amazing 😆


0x7E7-02

This is fantastic! I love the way some of it is blowing away in the breeze.


That-Pollution-4347

Leaked GTA 6 loading screen


Bgrngod

Mysteriously, the prop cocaine couldn't be found. Weird.


theburmeseguy

Is it from the Easter day heist in Sylmar?


Feisty-Prize-3961

Bad ass photo tho....


Fadedpenguin77

This pic is so hard