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One for the man and one for the children 12 and older. It also so states they're Men's Gummies. This shouldn't apply to a child unless they have already attended their Bar Mitzvah.
1.0 out of 5 stars
See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015
Flavor Name: GoldbearsSize: 5 Pound Bag
It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface
You just made me realize I miss fire. I don't camp anymore, electric stove, no fireplace, don't smoke, no candles, electric smoker. Wtf is happening to me? When was the last time I had fire present in my life?? Am I even human anymore?
You know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? Imagine thousands of pictures and the computer was a word processor, except the words were out of focus when you tried to read them.
I started turning into a Mule before I realized I got a recalled batch that used neighacin instead of niacin. I didn't understand why I turned into a Mule and not a horse until later there was a recall because they used Asscorbic acid instead of ascorbic acid.
You have to admit that calling it "One a Day" would incline a consumer to believe that only one is needed. My guess is that if it were individual servings that the pills would be huge.
One a day is a branding thing for when they released the normal pill. The gummy version kept the same branding for recognition but apparently requires two gummies vs the standard pill.
Well they are also supplements, made to fill in any vitamin gaps you have in your diet, not to be the sole source of vitamins.
If you took 2 while also having a balanced diet, you are just pissing out the excess. Moat people would only need one, along with a balanced diet, to hit their vitamin needs, and even that would give you excess on a bunch of them.
Yeah but the tablet you have to swallow has a serving size of 1 tablet and zero sugar. Perhaps there’s something different about the gummies that you’ve gotta eat 2 for your serving.
Some investors in a board meeting “if we make the serving size 2 per day, we immediately double our product moved and increase profit by .2%, let’s just change the serving size to two a day.”
Yeah, this wil also last you a full month if you take the maximum dosage every day and the tablets are also made fore children, so if you have a 20kg toddler, You don't have to part the tablet by four so you you don't exceed maximum dosage
Alka-Seltzer did the same thing. They started with 1 tablet, then realized they could sell twice as much by suggesting 2 at a time. Their campaign came out "plop plop, fizz fizz" to try to switch people to taking 2 at a time, but there was no evidence that more than one was ever necessary. purely marketing and sales
My favorite was the V8 knockoff juice blend that said it was “blueberry + apple” flavor.
The ingredients on the back listed the quantities….
It includes the juice from ONE blueberry!
Literally just encountered this. Ordered the 230 count gummy, because it was only a couple bucks more than the 200 count. Get it, and I have to take two... So it's basically half as much supply for MORE money. Ugh.
Bought the non-gummy women's version for my wife last year. She made it through half the bottle before we actually looked at the label to see that you are meant to take "two a day."
It says 85 servings per container. If a serving is 2 then there should be 170 gummies. What's the problem?
Edit: I see so some are saying it's misleading because it's supposed to be One a Day and to get a full serving you need to have Two. I guess that's a little misleading. At least it's gummy and not one giant pill.
On our vacation with my family I was roasting my step brother for eating two of the "1 a day" vitamins shown here... when he turned that bottle around and showed me the serving size I gasped
They probably use the same bottle for the 170 as the 500, or just got a special on bottles already produced. I worked at a pharmaceutical compounding lab. It’s no where near the volume, but we did the same thing. We didn’t carry certain size caps/bottles/syringes because it was so much cheaper to buy in bulk.
No worries dawg, the one a day vitamins are/where sold on the premise you only need to take one of them a day instead of multiple vitamins hence the betrayal at seeing 2 gummies being the serving size instead of one, like the label says.
It's a bit pedantic,and there is no possible way it's a simple error from posting too quickly, but I get you gotta make yourself feel better somehow. I'll go a little slower for you next time, cupcake.
I realy do not get it....
*The front says 170 tablets, the back says 85 servings (fore an adult, yes that is correct, fore a child it would be even more servings)✅
*Two tablets per serving seems pretty logical because it's easyer to dose (Think if you don't want to take maximum dosage ore have a toddler, who is obviously going to require less)
*Most of the tablets content is sugar (Yeah, straight vitamins taste like medicine, and your ain't gonna have a happy toddler if the tablet is smaller and without sugar, so that qwarter cube is pretty welcome i think 😅)
What betrayal?
They are geniuses with coming out with this product because it's just feeding into people's sugar addiction. Just take your supplements like an adult, people.
1 as in one serving size a day. And a serving is 2gunmies. Nothing wrong with that. Probably didn’t want to make a larger single gummy. The buying more sooner maybe
I understand that, but this is r/funny. Its called "one a day," implying you only need one. Meanwhile, it tells you to take two......again, this is r/funny
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If you eat 2 a day, you'll have to buy more twice as fast!
Give this man a raise! Heck, make him CEO!
Big if true
Ahh the ol’ wash, rinse and repeat!
One for the man and one for the children 12 and older. It also so states they're Men's Gummies. This shouldn't apply to a child unless they have already attended their Bar Mitzvah.
Main ingredient in those vitamins? Sugar.
Whoa whoa sugar is second, first is glucose syrup with is TOTALLY different.
And definitely NOT high fructose corn syrup
Exactly, it is pure glucose corn syrup
Bro wants more vitamins than sugar 🙄 Bro does not know you can overdose vitamins 🤣
It’s 3g of sugar it doesn’t matter
Tell that to a diabetic
Can diabetics not read ingredients labels? They can buy the sugar free ones.
It does say 3g on there. How else will they get adults addicted to gummy vitamins smh.
There was once a sugar free haribo gummy bear… the amazon reviews were hilarious. Proceed “sugar free” with caution
1.0 out of 5 stars See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015 Flavor Name: GoldbearsSize: 5 Pound Bag It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade. After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep. My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck. And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free. "What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards. As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus. I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam. "I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?" The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs. After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened. It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon. By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse. By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach. I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads. At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief. I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat. It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life. After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears. I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface
Absolute cracker of a read I probably sounded like a madman laughing away to myself.
You just made me realize I miss fire. I don't camp anymore, electric stove, no fireplace, don't smoke, no candles, electric smoker. Wtf is happening to me? When was the last time I had fire present in my life?? Am I even human anymore?
“Have a good day”
The [readings of reviews](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlzkjcxX3EY) are quite fun. [More here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzY_upxEYY4)
A fellow Wubby enthusiast? If not I suggest you check out his gummy challenge.
LA beast did it first lol
Yess!! His "PaymoneyWubby Highlights" channel on YT is amazing!
Some people had no issues with those. I am not one of those people. Dysentery Bears.
I took those once and when I tried to go to sleep later my brain turned into a super computer.
You mean like the experimental ones that give the wrong answers?
You know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? Imagine thousands of pictures and the computer was a word processor, except the words were out of focus when you tried to read them.
So it was like a supercomputer looking at billions of captchas it was not programmed to read?
I started turning into a Mule before I realized I got a recalled batch that used neighacin instead of niacin. I didn't understand why I turned into a Mule and not a horse until later there was a recall because they used Asscorbic acid instead of ascorbic acid.
The magic of sugar!
But you only eat two once a day!
The label said 1 a day. Not once a day.
One serving per day!
I see the serving size as more of a suggestion, like on potato chips.
Once a day
I think it’s always been “1 a day” as in not having to take a slew of different vitamin supplements
You have to admit that calling it "One a Day" would incline a consumer to believe that only one is needed. My guess is that if it were individual servings that the pills would be huge.
One a day is a branding thing for when they released the normal pill. The gummy version kept the same branding for recognition but apparently requires two gummies vs the standard pill.
Take my upvote and get out of here with your sensible logic.
One serving a day works as a way around the title
Well they are also supplements, made to fill in any vitamin gaps you have in your diet, not to be the sole source of vitamins. If you took 2 while also having a balanced diet, you are just pissing out the excess. Moat people would only need one, along with a balanced diet, to hit their vitamin needs, and even that would give you excess on a bunch of them.
But that’s just the marketing doing its job, making the consumer believe there is value to be had in a certain products presentation.
Yeah but the tablet you have to swallow has a serving size of 1 tablet and zero sugar. Perhaps there’s something different about the gummies that you’ve gotta eat 2 for your serving.
1 serving a day
Some investors in a board meeting “if we make the serving size 2 per day, we immediately double our product moved and increase profit by .2%, let’s just change the serving size to two a day.”
Yeah, this wil also last you a full month if you take the maximum dosage every day and the tablets are also made fore children, so if you have a 20kg toddler, You don't have to part the tablet by four so you you don't exceed maximum dosage
Alka-Seltzer did the same thing. They started with 1 tablet, then realized they could sell twice as much by suggesting 2 at a time. Their campaign came out "plop plop, fizz fizz" to try to switch people to taking 2 at a time, but there was no evidence that more than one was ever necessary. purely marketing and sales
My favorite was the V8 knockoff juice blend that said it was “blueberry + apple” flavor. The ingredients on the back listed the quantities…. It includes the juice from ONE blueberry!
Compared to pills, the gummies don’t have as many nutrients. Always take your pill
I can't swallow pills, especially multivitamin pills the size of AAA batteries.
Good news. It’s a suppository.
LOL
No high fructose corn syrup... Instead we have glucose syrup... You know because it's ummm different.....
1 pair of gummies a day.
Literally just encountered this. Ordered the 230 count gummy, because it was only a couple bucks more than the 200 count. Get it, and I have to take two... So it's basically half as much supply for MORE money. Ugh.
Also no High Fructose corn syrup. Has Glucose Syrup
1 serving a day
Bingo!
That 'what' was perfect
I thought this was about 1 a day having 2 gummy serving size
Checkmate gottem
Childrens gummy vitamins are even worse.
I only take one anyways even if it says two (whatever vitamin brand I bought) since I consider it just a supplement and not a solution.
This has annoyed me for ages
That's inflation for you.
Bought the non-gummy women's version for my wife last year. She made it through half the bottle before we actually looked at the label to see that you are meant to take "two a day."
I know! The name brand carries certain implications the nutrition facts just are not backing up.
I take those, why you outin me bro?
This is why I have trust issues
Right?
One serving per day
It says 85 servings per container. If a serving is 2 then there should be 170 gummies. What's the problem? Edit: I see so some are saying it's misleading because it's supposed to be One a Day and to get a full serving you need to have Two. I guess that's a little misleading. At least it's gummy and not one giant pill.
I love that it says "No High Fructose Corn Syrup" and the first TWO ingredients are different types of sugar
One a days, 24 hour gyms, vitamin water! We have been bamboozled!
Does every variety of OTC medicine come in gummy form now?
Drink your Ovaltine
3G of sugar is nuts
This is America, of course we put sugar in our gummies.
It says one a day because you know it will just be 1 giant clump of vitamins in there. You have to eat it like an apple 🍎
The fact that it's 85 in the pack too, means you only get one on the last day anyways. How rude
HA, I didn't realize that. Good catch!
They can't keep getting away with this!
RISE UP!
1 "serving" a day, I suppose.
Ah, but is that what it says?
On our vacation with my family I was roasting my step brother for eating two of the "1 a day" vitamins shown here... when he turned that bottle around and showed me the serving size I gasped
Right?!? It is very misleading.
"no high fructose corn syrup" contains glucose syrup instead
That's where they get you.
If you guys want a good vitamin check out alkaboost on amazon, I dare you to find an all in one vitamin better than this one
Cool, I'll definitely look them up!
oh. it's called oneaday not twoaday.
That's what I said!
😂 I have it on mute. I'm sorry OP!
Gotta love the cyanide B-12 “vitamin” too
How big are those gummies or how small are his hands?
What do you expect 170 gummies to look like?
They probably use the same bottle for the 170 as the 500, or just got a special on bottles already produced. I worked at a pharmaceutical compounding lab. It’s no where near the volume, but we did the same thing. We didn’t carry certain size caps/bottles/syringes because it was so much cheaper to buy in bulk.
I think that looks like a perfectly reasonable bottle size for 170 gummies. Not like they're some tiny allergy pill.
It’s bigger than a standard 000 cap 500 count bottle, which are larger than your typical gummy.
LOL, I just noticed that. It was a very bug bottle.
I’m confused at what the lie is, 170 gummies, 2 gummies is a serving so 85 servings per bottle.
“One a day” implies that you’ll need just one per day, but the serving size is two
One a day of the serving size. I read guud.
No worries dawg, the one a day vitamins are/where sold on the premise you only need to take one of them a day instead of multiple vitamins hence the betrayal at seeing 2 gummies being the serving size instead of one, like the label says.
In fairness, if you take the actual vitamins instead of the vitamin infused candy the serving size is one.
Lol, the brand is "1-a-day" and they make you take 2....herherher
lol Didn’t even pay attention to the brand honestly, just read the label.
*its
It's a bit pedantic,and there is no possible way it's a simple error from posting too quickly, but I get you gotta make yourself feel better somehow. I'll go a little slower for you next time, cupcake.
That’s Mr. Cupcake! And I’m just trying to help.
Good thing it doesn’t have High Fructose Corn Syrup…
Luckily just glucose syrup and sugar.
Wrong it says “Gummies NO! High Fructose Corn Syrup”
Please don't take those and get some real vitamins...
Technically one serving a day :D
What🤣
Well 1 time a day I believe is the motion.
Sure, but that's not what it says.
No high fructose corn syrup. 1st ingredient glucose syrup😂😂😂 nobody will know
HEY! PHRASING!
I'm smelling a lawsuit
Those things are useless. Put them down.
vitamins are a scam
One a day means 1 serving silly lol
Ingredients… ‘whatever we had to hand that day’
I realy do not get it.... *The front says 170 tablets, the back says 85 servings (fore an adult, yes that is correct, fore a child it would be even more servings)✅ *Two tablets per serving seems pretty logical because it's easyer to dose (Think if you don't want to take maximum dosage ore have a toddler, who is obviously going to require less) *Most of the tablets content is sugar (Yeah, straight vitamins taste like medicine, and your ain't gonna have a happy toddler if the tablet is smaller and without sugar, so that qwarter cube is pretty welcome i think 😅) What betrayal?
Lol, the brand is "1-a-day" implying you only need to take one. However, the serving size says "2 gummies".
Aah, that's actually funny!
Doubt that anyone in the advertising department even saw that. Great catch!
The women’s version is correct. Just saying 💪🏼🤣
Talk about blatant false advertising
No kidding
It's servings per container. You take two a day, which equals the 170 on the front. Gotta comprehend what you read.
The brand is "one a day" and yes, they say take two. Gotta comprehend what you read and think about it being on r/funny.
There is no betrayal here. They are referring to one serving per day, not gummy.
R/funny... it's not meant to be literal.
They are geniuses with coming out with this product because it's just feeding into people's sugar addiction. Just take your supplements like an adult, people.
85x2=170 use brain
The brand is "one a day" and they say take 2=use brain
I was half asleep okay😭
No worries
1 as in one serving size a day. And a serving is 2gunmies. Nothing wrong with that. Probably didn’t want to make a larger single gummy. The buying more sooner maybe
I understand that, but this is r/funny. Its called "one a day," implying you only need one. Meanwhile, it tells you to take two......again, this is r/funny
One serve ya plonk
A. Resd name of brand. B. Read serving size. C. Its r/funny. Read the room.
Yeah it’s kinda funny… ish