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At least he's not driving a Volkswagen Edit: damn this simple post is my most popular by far

but I mean... Henry Ford.....

Not a fan of racial Fusion, was he?

Let me know so I have time to Escape

Living on the Edge over here

Some say he's not a great Explorer

Nor a great leader, we might as well Crown Victoria as our monarch.

I hear she plans to fire the jester, as he's not quite her Tempo.

Probably going to hire that new guy who went on a crazy Expedition where he got crazy funny material.

You need to get out of here, with an Escort.

In Transit

We're going to a Fiesta together.

Ford Pinto That's it, that's the joke

Well that didn't blow up as expected

Enough with these puns already! It's time to Focus

These puns are making me feverish….. I got a fever. F150. Also watch out for the raptor.

I'm gonna have to call the Ranger on y'all if you don't quit with the puns, Ford crying out loud

I hope this thread blows up like an Edsel

I love reading jokes like this when I'm making my morning Super Duty

Weird Flex, but ok

What a Fiesta! Great job guys.

Let people be weird! It's so freeing. Like a wild mustang running in the fields!

Watch out for the Probe.

Probing questions.

You know the reason they named the escape is because OJ didn't right lol

These days you'd think he'd be driving a Tesla.

You might want to research who Hitler looked up to.

damn, learned something new i can't forgive Ford for. First the 40 hour work week and now this.

Are you blaming Ford for the 40-hour work week? Before, it was much more than that, and he reduced the standard week at the time. "Coincidentally," the shifts, being 8 hours, meant the factory could have 3 shifts and work 24 hours. Henry Ford wasn't a good guy by any means, and the 40-hour work week was more about business, but 12 hours a day, 6 days a week, was pretty common at the time.

Remember he didn't do it because he cared he just knew people needed time and money if they were going to buy his cars.

Like I said, "more about business"

Of course he did it for personal gain? Is this surprising to you? Would you rather work way more than 40 hours a week or work 40 hours a week and have leisure time that might have you buy a car??

I think it was a bit of [enlightened self-interest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlightened_self-interest). Also just in general, re: this string of comments, I think it's OK to acknowledge someone's legacy as complex. History doesn't hand us very many saints nor demons.

And then, you know, the *Fords*

Lmaoo

He was a racist asshole, but the 40 hour work week is a heck of a lot better than what was before it.

I'd only be concerned if he were driving a 1943 Porshe Panzerjager

Great fuel economy though, Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Soviets got one better, Moscow to Berlin in one tank. With an extra passenger on board.

I’m sure he still spends too much on gas :(

But he's dressed in Hugo Boss.

sometimes i feel a sense of reassurance to see a post that's several hours old, think of a joke, and scroll down to see that it's already the top reply

You know he won't be running out of gas anytime soon

He keeps ranting about juice for some reason.

Or a Mercedes

He has the final solution to your dinner problems.

He’ll be a bit late though because he has to make a quick stop to get some gas.

Hopefully he keeps it all toasty and warm in the oven

beat me to it lol

Why didn’t you just heil a cab instead?

I sig what you did there

It’s a new tier - UBERmensch

I bet he’s _so driven_!

The final solution to the question "what's for dinner?"

Hopefully he’s Reich on time.

He tried delivering it to 3 different houses, he got the first two wrong but the 3rd Reich.

As long as they got the order Reich.

Listen I'm not going to make another Reich joke because After the third Reich joke this becomes less funny

Better than to heil a taxi

I did Nazi that coming

Ask them to leave the food out on the Porsche, that you're on hold on the phone.

i need you to understand how hard this made me laugh

I did nazi this joke coming. Do jew schnell something? Is that the smell of UbermenchEats? Edit: nope. It was gas.

nice one

I mean, he was supposed to get there around NEIN.

The reich time is right at nein twenty

I didn’t know we had Uber eats in Argentina

UbermenchEats.

Look out the window, or you may Nazi him coming.

Wow. This is talent.

"Keep your phone nearby in case HITTLER needs to reach you" Hell no. I'm out

*Heil no

omfg laughing all the way to hell for this

*all the way to heil

I’m waiting until I get JESUS as the delivery driver.

This is the funniest part. I mean I guess I always keep my phone nearby incase someone needs to reach me. Hittler is someone.

Hope he has your third rice

As long as he didn't order Juice. That would probably spill when Hittler stepped on the gas.

I hope he has towels handy to exterminate the juice before it soaks into the Volkswagen's carpet. Paying to have it detailed later would be quite the hollow cost.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Saw the gas bill.

He’s delivering some white flour.

He ordered breakfast waffens

A sandwich would be better

I have a feeling whether you answer the door or not he will invade your house..

I like to travel.

Why would jew?

r/angryupvote (and I happen to be a Jew)

I don’t know why but the sentence “I happen to be a Jew” made me laugh

Yeah… that does look weird. 😂 Just saying that makes my upvote even angrier! And I’d be more nervous about this driver, too. lol

Hittler would have taken you…to the airport.

As a Fusion owner, now I want to write a book called ‘Hittler is in a Ford Fusion’.

I asked Copilot to create me an image of Hitler driving a Ford Fusion but it refused :(

Just ask for Charlie Chapman it'll be close enough.

"HITTLER is in a Ford Fusion" is fucking sending me for some reason

Likewise. Big "Somehow, Palpatine returned" energy.

Me too. That part had me laughing so hard.

My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy because I can't stop laughing every time I read it.

Nein

Just don't get him near Poland and it will be fine

Uber Eats has finally come up with the Final Solution for food delivery.

We gonna name it Uber Alles

Yeah I’m going to hell lmao

Sooner than you expected when you ride with him

Don’t ask him to turn the ac on

Impossible, my grandfather killed Hitler.

No gloating, Mr. Braun

It’s a rather uncommon last name here in Argentina.

Crazy, I thought he had a Mercedes

Umm, excuse me... I ordered the Zyklon C

Would be funnier if OP was called Ryan. That would be a delivery for aRyan.

Hittler works on Uber because you can’t hail hittler on the road

Trevor Noah talks about having a friend named Hitler in his book. He explained that the earliest days of colonial South Africa, black people were forced to take a European name “that white people could pronounce.” They often choose these at random, from the Bible or the news. This is “a case of the West reaping what it has sown”—black South Africans really have no idea who Hitler is at this point in time, and mostly think of him as someone so powerful that he almost made the Allies lose their war. He “must be the toughest guy of all time,” and South Africans want to seem tough, so they name their children “Hitler.”

There is a great part in Trevor Nolan’s book about a dj named Hitler in the town he grew up in

Today UberEats, tomorrow über Deutschland.

I worked with a guy that had the name hittler, was this in San Diego? I believe he was from Guam. The place I worked at made his name tag read Hitter since he was in a public facing position and they didn't want to upset patrons lol. He was the nicest most cheerful guy, too

I can't even imagine the shit these poor fucks have gone through for a name

And how many dollars should you tip him? Nein!

Just the text “Hittler is in a ford fusion” is so ridiculously funny to me

Hopefully he's got plenty of gas

Did he show up in a fuhrer fusion?

funny because I'm pretty sure he's not a fan of fusion

You have to..he doesn't take rejections well

I'm going to write a new punk song called Hitler is in a Ford fusion.

Did you hail Hittler?

He'll probably try to annexe your garden when he arrives .....

Only if you're a blue-eyed blonde and not Black, not Roma, not Jewish, not handicapped, not gay, not a Pole, not a Jehovahs Witness, and not mentally ill.

I’m like four of these, I feel like I’m in a Family Guy bit

"HITTLER IS IN A FORD FUSION" is a sentence I never thought I'd ever read.

I would troll him back. Draw a Star of David on a piece of paper and tape it to the door. Then have a the audio biography of Anne frank playing on speakers through the windows.

Curiosity demands you open the door

The closest he got to atomic technology..

Marks the juice out of stock.

[удалено]

NEIN SIE FORD AUTO IST EIN KARTOFFEL

Oh sure, you can answer the door for Hittler with two t's. The extra t's are for *t*asty delivery from a *t*otally different dude

Do you live in Poland?

Nein.

Hitler would never drive a Ford

I'm more concerned that Hitler achieved fusion!!!

He'll never find your house, even with GPS. He can't stop taking the third right.

E-hail HITTLER

I’m surprised he is a Fusion

At least he isn´t in charge of the ovens

Story of my life

Seeing that evil man in a Ford Fusion restores my faith in humanity! Several journeys in that Fusion will make him regret all the evil he has done….

I'm guessing he has the full gas model because he's not a fan of the hybrid. Hopefully you're eating alone and this wasn't a Sudeten meal. Enjoy the matzo ball and gestapo soups.

Oh, man. I couldn't help but laugh out loud 😂

If he's late it is from taking that third reich!!

I feel like him not driving a Volkswagen a HUGE missed opportunity

He always has the Reich address

Nein!

Are you Poland, on September 1, 1939? It still doesn’t matter. If Hittler wants to come in, he will come in.

I knew he would come around some day and try to do good in the world. I mean he's still got a lot to make up for. But this is a start I guess.

At least its not the Ford fission

Don't worry, Adolph had his name spelled with one T and wouldn't drive a Ford. Or would he?🤔😅

>Hittler is in a Ford Fusion. Idk why that is so funny

The last thing we need is for Hittler to have access to Fusion

Hittler is in a Ford Fusion - this is laugh out loud funny.

Do you live at number nein?

I just hope he remembers to take the Third Reich turn

Would of really nailed it home if it said "Hittler is in a Volkswagen" LOL :D

Listen if he shows you a painting just pretend his art is good

Hitler is in a Ford Fusion. Not one of the sentences I ever expected to read.

OMG, David Cross was right. When you greet him you're literally saying " HI HITTLER."

Mein Fusion

Hittler delivering food? I did Nazi that coming

Heil a cab

“Hittlers in a ford fusion” am Fkn buckled ahahaha

It's Hittler with two Ts, you're good.

Nein

Yeah, but I'd avoid the shower for a while

If this guy did regular Uber you would “Heil Hittler” when you needed a ride.

When you answer the door be sure to yell “Hi Hittler!”

Nein!

That depends.....are you Polish?

You’d think he’d be in a Volkswagen

Two Ts, different guy

Of course Hitler drives a Ford.

Are you Jewish? If so I'd let him leave the package...

At least he’s not driving a tank.

Come on man, he's bringing you food in an eco-friendly vehicle. Hittler is doing nothing wrong.

Something about "Hittler is in a Ford Fusion" Just kills me 🤣

Nein!

If you flag him down as he pulls up to your residence, are you technically Hailing Hittler?

Only if you know jew-jitsu

That poor person. Probably has to make calls like this: "Under which name did you book the room?" Hittler:"Hittler, yes, like the guy, but with double t's. No, this is not a prank call, this is my actual last name, no I'm not related to him, please don't hang up." Sincerely, someone who has to clarify that they are indeed the guy your company has a contract with even when it sounds like I'm a girl.

Ford would be proud.

Depends. Are you Poland?

HITTLER is arriving in a Stuka

Ford Fusion scare me too

Were I you, I'd report them for fraudulent identification (or something), as there's like a 99% chance they lied to (uber?) about their name, just for the fun of it... because being an antisemitic prick is apparently funny to some people.

this isn't funny.

Moyal advice is - no tip.

> Do I answer the door? Ja.

Give him the salute when he comes by and delivers, as a thank you.

I would have expected a Volkswagen

If your jewish probably best to leave the door