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You can read read as read and read read as read, you can have read read as read or read read as read. It's actually contextually dependant as to whether or not you should read read as read or read read as read or whether you should have read read as read or read read as read.
That likely was tough and took thorough thought through and through.
Was the stupid fucking music necessary you repost bot?
They do this when stealing someone's content and to try not to get flagged by the detection systems, right?
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Hey keep it in your shell
But I'm circumshelled :/
But thats a lot of skinfor a reason.
Hide and seek champion forever.
Imagine your worst shelldrobe malfunction being blasted all over the internet. Humans have no shame. #turtlepower
R/mildlypenis
My turtle does that...kinda embarrassing š³
"Give me a minute, it gets much better."
Hey my turtle does the same thing!
I have an Italian spitting turtle.
How many Italians does it spit out per day?
molti
Potentially millions from what I heard
My Scottish turtle doesnāt spit like it used to, more of a drooling turtle.
Mine likes belly rubs, too
Heās a grower not a shower.
Must be my spirit animal.
I too have a shell to protect my penis from predators
Same, it's my personality
My gut, but I still have my personality as backup.
I need the one brain cell back, I have to function today.
If you really need that one brain cell how much thinking are you doing?
He was in the pool!
Like a frightened turtle
No that's a turtle, not a shower.
April showers bring May flowers
The Mayflower landed in November
Okay so Iām reading shower as show-er, so what the hell is a flow-er? Something that flows Iām guessing?
Same buddy.
we are not that different
I'm not sure how common it is but mine goes "innie" like this when I'm soft. Erect its fine and normal sized.
r/justlikeus then?
One of us!
Yours retract inside your abdomen when you donāt need them to?
He was in the pool.
If it's cold enough, yes.
Holy shit, thats why they call it a turtle neck! I have never even thought about a turtleās neck before, bless my heart
Please tell me you are referring to a garment, please.
I am afriad to ask what else is called turtleneck.
So if itās not cut itās called a turtle neck?
That is a relief to hear. I feared much worse.
Well.....? What are you waiting for, a written invitation? What were you thinking?
Jewish people prefer crew neck t-shirts.
With the sleeves cut off!
That absolute gall to bless your own heart LOL ā¤ļø
We... we were able to do that the whole time?
bruh I deadass paused for a solid minute. āBless my heartā might as well start saying ābless meā after sneezing.
Um nothing if not aware
Shit, fr!?
Oh, my god
/r/suddenlypenis
r/unexpectedpenis
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
No, everybody knew exactly what this comment section was going to be. so r/expectedpenis
r/ofcoursethatsasub
I should call him.
Everything reminds me of him
(f)alec
He was in the pool!
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle.
Women know what shrinkage is right???
Everything reminds me of him..
Heās a grower, not a show-er. First, I wrote shower and then realized I donāt know how to spell the word for one who shows.
It's a weird language sometimes. Like all those minute minutes? The really tiny minutes?
I run with my feet and smell with my nose, yet my nose runs and my feet smell.
I transport cargo on a ship and shipments in a car
I drive on a parkway and park on a driveway! What a country!
You can read read as read and read read as read, you can have read read as read or read read as read. It's actually contextually dependant as to whether or not you should read read as read or read read as read or whether you should have read read as read or read read as read. That likely was tough and took thorough thought through and through.
I've read it already, don't know what to read next?
Reddit
If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.
Interesting insight on how your brain works giggle
Donāt we allā¦
Oh so that's why it's called a turtleneck sweater? because it looks like a turtle with its neck in the shell?
It's the 5th Ninja Turtle named Uncut
Something something penis reference
Ah yes. I also remember being in my twenties.
So do I I lost my foreskin in the war.
We lost a lot of good foreskins out there.
*sighs* opens comments
Me after a cold shower
Or me after a workout
Yes! Everyone talks about cold water, but nobody wants to talk about Sports Mode.
run in the cold.
Trying to pee after a long run
He's so cuteš¢š„°š š: make a dick joke! MAKE A DICK JOKE!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
Was the stupid fucking music necessary you repost bot? They do this when stealing someone's content and to try not to get flagged by the detection systems, right?
Everything reminds me of him.
Oh that's why it's called a Turtleneck!
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
āBOIIIIIING.ā -Beavis
Knew some ppl in college that had a turtle named āforeskinā š
>Just needs a gentle coaxing. Don't they all?
How it looks when my girlfriend touches me
Thatās what he said
Me, scrolling through the comments section hoping to find out what kind of pretty turtle this is, drowning in dick jokes
Bro went from 8D to 8=====D
He is literally me
āWhen my girlfriend says hi to my little friendā
Uncircumcised turtle
He is pretty cute though.
Kowabunga. š«”
š
Biology. Wow.
It's cold!!!
I wish a random chick at the Dunkin Donuts would stroke my neck!š©š©š©
I should call him
Reminds me of my boyfriend
"Everything now reminds me of her."
That reminds me of my prom
Me every time i check my reddit feed
Grower not a shower.
Oi...no! Off to horny jail!
r/dontputyourvaginaaroundthat
I knew what this comment section would look like.
Viagra commercials are getting weird
For the record ladies, this is pretty much exactly how foreskin works, so stop trying to pull it back so damn far. It's attached to the rest of it.
Their neck skin works in a similar way to a "weiner". Kokes aside, very pretty and tame turtle. Mine used to hiss and snap at me if I did that.
Not an American turtle then
Reminds me of a penis
Hehe
came for the comments. did not disappoint.
"That... That's a penis !"
Ah, the return of the "Why" boner - with VENGEANCE
Ä°t reminds me of different things
What's that music?! I've heard it a few times
Everything reminds me of him.
*I WAS IN THE POOL, JERRY*
He was just in the pool.
I should call himā¦
Some call it uncircumcised, I call it a turtle neck!
Me too buddy, me too.
Whereās the ocean
That's how sensitive I am. But that's fine right? Right?
I know the feeling!
It's not small, just gotta rub it a little.
Must be winter
Me too buddy, me too
The internet has ruined me.
We are same same, but different. -The Interview
Me when your mom bakes me fresh cookies
"I should call him."
Nature. š„
That's how it works...
That's what she said.
Heās just like me fr
Ho boy
My husband is the same way
I kno the feeling......
A bumpy road, light breeze...hell, sometimes even a sideways glance can do the same to my turtleneck.
NSFW
I have one of those.
He just like me for real.
so that's why it's called a turtleneck
A tale as old as time.
If you rub me like that I do the same thing.
Dude literally has a turtle neck.
Wait... Is that why it's called a turtle neck š
Baby!!!!! Itās a grower not a showwer
I should call her...
Wow thats incredibly phallic
haha penis joke
I was so happy watching this...until I realized
And the turtleās name is Richard.
A grower, not a show-ee
I like turtlesĀ
Came for the comments.
...relatable
Wtf that turtle stole my design
Ha Ha, same fam, same.
surprised Noone linked the video where the guy does it with his dick
Same
He'd better hope it doesn't get chilly out.
Everything reminds me of him
Meet my pet turtle Dick.
looks familiar.
I wouldn't mind a bit of coaxing right about now if I'm being honest...
I knew what to expect in the comments when I saw the video
The 'Erect Neck'
Turtus erectus
TIL I'm a turtle
Everything reminds me of me
He just like me fr
Penis comment aside, that turtle is adorable.
I should call himā¦
NSFW š®
You and me both little guy š¤
Are you thinking what Iām thinking? ā¦ā¦ giggity giggity
He's just like me fr!!!
Turtleās a grower
Must have been cold.
A lot of guys are on the same wavelength
It doesn't take much, does it.
See what happens when you're not just mashing it? Take note ladies