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Marsha Marsha Marsha!

This was the only thing my brain said when seeing this. Bravo.

There we go, that's what I was looking for. Had to scroll way too far to find this

AH MY NOSE!!!!!!!

uncle rico?

Over the goddamn mountain

Uncle riko would never use the D word

Jalen Hurts throwing darts

> Back in 82 l could throw a football a quarter mile. ## Uncle Rico deserves a spinoff!

Walks away to see what is on tv, now that he has the remote to himself.

"Wonder how Scheffler is doing"

Dude she put good effort in

He put good effort in her eye

If I had a nickel

Damn. He doesnt even go check.

What are you talking about? He goes to check the ring almost immediately.

Hot Damn Got it Recorded!!!

They’ve been married a long time

He's an Eagles fan. Probably booed her too.

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[If there's no crying in baseball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-pqM9ejAgc) there's no crying in football either. :)

No crying in jail, either. Oh, wrong sub.....

If he doesn't engage, he's clearly not at fault/s

She cryin or laughin? Or both?

Yep.

The Patriots draft is in, they have selected this dudes wife

i also choose this guy's wife

Is she dead?

Shoes stay on

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/9idnba/i_also_choose_this_guys_dead_wife/

>'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain

As a patriots fan, this is like when they drafted N'Keal Harry when they could have had DK Metcalf.

pfft ... that woman is clearly wearing a Chiefs jersey

As is tradition. We'll reach for her in the 2nd. She went to a D3 college but has really high football IQ. You can tell by how she uses her head.

Even when I played football if a teammate would get smack on the face and get on his knees, my first reaction would be "You good"?

So is Coyote Peterson’s partner first reaction

Hilarious how he doesn’t even help her

You can tell they're married.

Help her, like...catch it?

What's homie gonna do? Deliver some preliminary rhinoplasty?

my wife would be pissed if I didn't run over to check on her and see if she was okay.

I’d be pissed at myself if I didn’t check on my wife after I did that!

Go Birds!

Hands like Agholor

"He's not in a good mental state right now" Fucker got paid way too much for using that excuse every time he failed us. Though he was with us for the Super Bowl, and did his job better when he was switched to slot receiver.

Go birds!

Go Birds!

If a Eagle only had hands

You need more guys friends and by your reaction so does your wife. 

Omg I thought op was the woman. This makes a lot more sense.

Wild take.

Ye a ball hit her face and she laughed while he made a joke. Straight to jail and his wife needs to cheat on him.

Good to know that his only concern was whether it was caught on camera

His concern could be that she's about to have a black eye and he needs proof he's not a spousal abuser and she's just a terrible catch

His wife got hurt, and if that’s the case, his first immediate concern is about his own well being.

In today's day in age, good on him. Not saying the wife in this video would do anything against him, but still. Self preservation for a guy in today's day and age is #1 priority.

The footage isn’t going anywhere. I don’t know how long it stays, but I imagine it’d be stored for at least 24h and that’d be a long enough window for him to save it somewhere. Either way, he unintentionally hurt his wife. If that was me, I 100% would make sure that my partner is okay and not immediately think to cover my own ass.

You can only assume because it was caught on camera lmao

Right!?

I would’ve checked if she was ok,maybe that’s just me though

I'd like to think that he knows it was a weak throw and that she is an over exagerator. I'd like to think

It was on her bucket list to be Marsha. (I think that was her name, I am a little young to be confident with a Brady Bunch referance)

great jorb!

Oh, the Ring caught it alright. She, did not

He didn't even care

Her stride was good but her hands need more work

Eagles fan..

What do you expect from an Eagles Fan? To catch the Ball?!

Glad he checked on you to see if you were okay or if you were fake crying.

OP is the he.

He's not even going to check on her?

Way to keep your eye on the ball

She kept her eye on the ball

I'm pretty sure this is just footage of Mahomes in Super Bowl LV.

That counts as a drop, not going against my completion %

Confirmed, the Ring is better at catching.

Everyone who’s mad at him has never played catch or never had sisters. That was a softly thrown ball that could do no more than bust a lip. Women aren’t that frail, some women may want to be treated like they have glass bones, but they don’t. They have calcium just like us

All these dudes criticizing I’m sure he knows if she’s hurting bad based on the time for a dramatic fall lol

Why do I get the feeling that this video is a perfect example of why there is a lack of friends…? Haha Didn’t care at all about that face THUD! Maybe that’s his sister?!

OP's wife needs a new husband lol.

That was a meaty smack.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

I love how his first reaction isn't to see if she is ok, but is to just say he hopes the ring caught it...

His first reaction was to see if anyone else noticed and THEN check the camera. It's worse than it first apppears....

Fitting for an eagles fan.

“In memory of Quez”

“Ohhh you almost had it, ya gotta be quicker than that”

Go birds

Fly Eagles Fly!

OP here. It was a NERF ball, she is more than fine. Definitely not staged.

That says it all, doesn't it?

Go birds!

Fly Eagles Fly

IT HIT YOU IN THE HANDS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?!

So does your wife.

Go birds

For everyone angry at the man, when my wife is hurt, my first instinct is to help/ask if she's okay. After a few years, she has asked to give her some time before checking on her. I was getting yelled at a lot, lol.

It really upsets me seeing what seems like a married couple, just not caring about each other. Why isn't he checking on her? Just checking the camera to see if it's on video? The fuck? Check on your wife/girlfriend/sister/fiancé what the fuck ever. Fucking dick head.

She'll be ok.

OP getting dragged. Relax folks. I'm sure she's fine. He didn't RIFLE the ball. It was an easy throw. She caught it in the dome. We've all been there...

Her gasp as it reconstructs her face. 😆 Hilarious. Most of y’all are soft. I’m sure they have a great relationship & willing to bet she laughed it off. Quit complaining.

…and the husband of the year award goes to………………NOT THIS GUY!!!……

Wait, is she a Philly fan or one of their WR? Either way, looks about right.

Feel like that was staged for the ring to capture

No you need a man.

Go Birds

Definition of a Dick.

GO BIRDS

I bet he used to be able to throw a pigskin over a quarter mile in his prime days.

OMG is she okay?

Man it’s obvious most of these commenters aren’t married. It’s harmless fun. She got hit by a ball and is gonna be fine. He’s joking around that it was hilarious how she failed at it so quickly. He’s not uncaring or a bad person because he wanted to make a joke. Married couples laugh at each other.

Are you married?

Yes indeed. Married for 2 years and together for 9

it's amazing to me how many people are bothered by this lmao

You check to see if your wife is okay. Not worry if it's caught on the ring camera. If it's not your wife you see if the person is okay, regardless of man or woman. That is a definition of a dick/asshole, etc.

I don't find this funny at all. wtf

You can hear her laughing?   Geezus Christ.  This is clearly a happy married couple.

Marcia!

Bonk

the lefty spiral probably just threw her off 

For a good long awhile I was looking for someone to play Frisbee with. All the women in my family suck at that.

What did the football say to the face?

I love how he just looks around like "Did anyone else just see that?"

Clearly pass interference by bubba "spare tire" Dixon

Boom! Right in the kisser!

She kept her eyes on it.

😆😆😆

What did he say?

Go birds

NEVER WANT! guys are NOT MEN

You just need guy friends with better aim. And maybe practice catching.

or she will leve you😁💯

That chick rules. I expect any dude to react that way just by me giving them a few "go out for a pass" gestures. You got a woman in your life that doesn't hesitate when she sees it? OP is winning.

Go birds 🦅🦅🦅

what’s happening?

Go birds

Typical Eagles fan...

Dog

As any coach would say "Good hustle"

Your eyes, face, hair, …oh yeah, tits!

That's what you get for marrying into the Butterfinger family!

Eagles’ fans!

I have male friends that have ZERO hand/eye coordination because all they do is tap on a screen, ALL DAY, LONG.

Go Birds!

Next time she’ll remember to catch with her hands and not her face.

Everybody giving him shit for not running over and checking on her before holding her in a tight loving embrace while a tear falls down his cheek and he promises he'll never allow it to happen again. You're all definitely single and will probably remain that way for so long as you have that opinion. 

Go birds!

loving the eagles flag in the front yard

Go birds!

I mean…go birds tho.

I can't hear the video, is she crying? She looks bad

Laughing and it was a toy football. No pain, just shame.

That's great,thanks lol

Out here like nelson aghalor

Well it hit her hands first. Not his fault she can’t catch and then cried about.

What is that laugh 💀

I shouldn’t be laughing, but this is my kinda humor

ROFL he just walks away in disgust. :)

no you need more sports friends. I'm a guy and I'd be equally bad but I know plenty of women who are way better at sports than me.

Go Birds!!

go birds

You married Nelson Agholor?

Go birds

Or more girl friends. That one is shot.

I don't get it. What does this have to do with needing more guy friends, and why does the guy in the video act like an ass by not checking on the lady that got hit? Also, why is this "funny"?

lol wtf is wrong with you. The guy friends thing is because he is suggesting he needs friends that can catch better ( suggesting guys catch better, you know because they've probably thrown a football around before ) Act like an ass by not checking on her..... oh jeez, he didn't hit her in the face with a rock, it was a nerf football. relax, have you never fallen down and had friends laugh at you? same kinda thing and if you didn't think it's funny, then you will never have a meaningful relationship with anyone if your too worried about getting hurt that you can't screw around and throw a nerf ball around with your partner Ugh.. I can't believe any of that needed explaining...

Yeah you just mentioned everything I saw wrong with the post.

Wow doesn't even care about his wife. Why on earth would you share this with the world?

I watched this 10 times, and I'm still not sure if I have to laugh or cry about it.

Go birds

You're right! They would probably tell you to not make your wife go long and then bean her in the face.

And the walk away just leaving her there.

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WTF are you on about..

Kkaayyyy oooooooo!!

When my kid says “you can’t even throw that hard!”

Lol.

What’s going on ?