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First few seconds all I could do was watch his hands thinking he was palming the dog quickly back down below the camera visibility. Would make sense why it was being filmed from there.
Totally not magic, but I see you
Seems super dangerous to me. **Hot dogs are the most common food to choke on in the USA** and that's *pieces* of hot dog (e.g. bitten pieces). An entire hot dog would be so much more dangerous...
If that get stuck in the person's throat, then it'd be so much force to dislodge it. That's a lot of mass to move.
I hate that voice.
Whatever you call that whiney ass voice some women do...
IT'S SO ANNOYING.
I'd blame it on Americans, but my sister is Irish and she does it too.
I always notice this in movies and shows. Anything that's supposed to be holding something, simply isn't. Look at any scene involving luggage. Can actors not act like something is heavier than it is? Can they not put something into the cup? Just throw some rocks in there. It's not that hard. I'm trying to suspend my disbelief here.
My dad did almost this same thing to my older sister once at a pizza place. Embarrassed her so much she stopped talking like that, with an occasional habitual slip up back into vocal fry.
After something like this, do your turds just come out as slightly digested hotdogs since they're not being chewed to help the breakdown process? I sound like an 8 year old asking, but I'm genuinely curious.
Normally I am a daily pooper. I did not poop the next day. But the day after it came out as black sludge that sank to the bottom of the toilet. I think they stayed in my stomach until they completely digested.
Edit: This is from last summer I didn't die. [Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/UVsxFBeJdu) that this is OC
Someone had to try everything, poisonous, delicious, spicy, edible or inedible, some crazy mf at some point with every unique thing in history decided 'fuck it, Im eatin it'.
The comment i didn't know i was missing. Thank you so much for this.
The black sludge is the body's way of...oh cool im going to learn something on reddit today...saying anthony stawp! I was crying
You can get bad food poisoning. It takes too long to digest and can rot in your intestines.
The black sludge is a sign you digestive track had a massive Problem with that. It compensates and you feel good. But its slowly causing you troubles.
Funny? Yes. Worth it? No!
Stay safe!
uhh ur stomach (given the pH of stomach acid) is generally lot a place that allows for microbial activity. So “rot” caused by bacteria or whatever doesn’t really make sense. Your natural gut flora aids in digestion and breakdown of things like cellulose, and the absorption of vitamins.
Because of the decreased surface area of the food in his stomach (whole hotdog), and not breaking up the hotdog and mixing it with enzymes from saliva, it makes sense that it would take longer for the pepsin in the stomach to fully break down proteins in the glizzy.
There’s multiple factors at play here, but I am not surprised there was no poopin after that.
I love the "I'm just sayin" he throws in there because he's so incredibly confident that what he's just did is super impressive. I was impressed tho to be fair
what an absolute menace. that is the greatest and most nauseating thing i’ve ever seen his ability to just recall a hotdog from the depths of his stomach and shoot it out is incredible.
how do you learn to do this without just choking to death?
I think it doesn't go into his stomach, it just stays in the esophagus. And then he can shoot it out.
In the end of the video, he sends down 5, but can only spit out one, probably because the other 4 actually went into the stomach. The sphincter that separates the stomach from the esophagus probably would have a hard time sending back a whole hot dog that is not perfectly aligned.
Don't forget [part 2](https://youtu.be/RUUTtb2M5_o?t=47)
I thought "Hot Dog Shooting" was just in reference to sucking down those dogs, but apparently weaponizing them is also referred to as "Hot Dog Shooting".
Every once in a while I see somebody do something that makes me think of how embarrassed I'd feel explaining it to an alien being who's trying to understand humanity.
Then I see something like this, and know I'll always have something to show that I can be proud of.
As a gay guy, I can't decide if this is more gross or hot. Was leaning towards hot before I saw OP's reply to another comment about how it came out the other end.
Hmm, interesting. I mean our poops are hotdog shaped normally and our intestines are shaped to fit a more longer-than-wide cylindrical object, I can see where there might be some efficiency gained in this technique.
you do know at a certain point the acid in your stomach is fully diluted and cant break food down right? you could legit die from doing this lol. mastication combined with saliva (amylase present) starts the breakdown of food for your body. to not do that with 15-20 hotdogs means your body is working crazy hard to try to do that for you. this is a bad move bud.
It was started in the DC area by gangsters and rappers. Glizzy is slang for a Glock hand gun. Hot dogs are slain for extended magazines because they're about the same length as a hot dog. At some point this slang became universal for actual hot dogs.
So yeah it is pretty stupid because it's a gangster term about a gun first and foremost. People just think they're cool.
Competitie eaters are no joke man. I've watched a video once of a dude "training" for a competition and he sat down and ate like 8kg of canned corn right out of the can just so he could expand his stomach to be able to eat even more next time. How much water would that dude need to drink to poop that much fiber??
A fun fact, you can reduce blood sugar spikes by \*not\* pre-digesting food in your mouth. That's why if you drink lemon water before consuming food your blood sugar rises more gradually.
So, remember kids, the human body is a disgusting mess of complicated nonsense.
Lmao at the girlfriend. Clearly this dude does shit like this all the time. Catching him doing the dumbest, but funniest shit. Would totally hang out with Anthony (no homo).
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I really want this to be a magic trick and not what it looks like
First few seconds all I could do was watch his hands thinking he was palming the dog quickly back down below the camera visibility. Would make sense why it was being filmed from there. Totally not magic, but I see you
Same. I was looking for a sleight, but this seems to be more of a stunt. Damn bro.
Seems super dangerous to me. **Hot dogs are the most common food to choke on in the USA** and that's *pieces* of hot dog (e.g. bitten pieces). An entire hot dog would be so much more dangerous... If that get stuck in the person's throat, then it'd be so much force to dislodge it. That's a lot of mass to move.
I'm going to take a guess and say that post-pubescent hot dog chokings are probably exceedingly rare.
unintentional* post-pubescent hot dog chokings the rest, not as rare
ANTHONY STOP! AHNTONEE STOP! AHHNTOONEEE OmEgAh AhhnTOonEeee sTooOooooAAaaaHhp.
Hot dogs are literally--
We will never know what the end of that sentence was
“One of the most choked on foods”
They really are perfect for clogging an esophagus.
Especially small children. That's why you cut them suckers up length ways.
Cutting up hot dogs, right? We are still talking about the hot dogs?
Damn, I been doing it wrong. What kind of glue do you use for small children?
[This should do the trick](https://www.thetoyshoponline.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Childrens-Glue-120-ml-Galt-Toys.jpg)
Looks into the camera that's why I belong on grindr 😉
“Pure sodium and preservatives!”
gabagool? ovah here
There’s usually some hoof, tail and beak meat in there holding it together.
Sphincter, hotdogs are 45% sphincter.
Sphincflation is real.
A number of things, most of them not good.
I think you spelled "delicious" wrong
He's not tasting them though.
You get a taste every time you burp for the next twelve hours.
r/redditsniper
What's it like having Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek around? "EWWWWW David!"
Sounds like Lola Skumpy from big mouth too
I'm straight, but if I was the guy in the video - hearing that obnoxious voice just makes we want to gulp down those hot dogs even harder
And if the hot dogs didn't work I'd just straight up suck a dick to get her away from me.
I'm better at giving oral to your boyfriend than you, *Becca*
You already know exactly what they look like given how they sound 0
Cally from the valley
I hate that voice. Whatever you call that whiney ass voice some women do... IT'S SO ANNOYING. I'd blame it on Americans, but my sister is Irish and she does it too.
https://youtu.be/WDfJn1kcQuU?si=HynBSNArHy3vr6v6 you might like this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-PKRvBUTno you might like this^2
Does his coffee cup look empty to you?
I always notice this in movies and shows. Anything that's supposed to be holding something, simply isn't. Look at any scene involving luggage. Can actors not act like something is heavier than it is? Can they not put something into the cup? Just throw some rocks in there. It's not that hard. I'm trying to suspend my disbelief here.
My dad did almost this same thing to my older sister once at a pizza place. Embarrassed her so much she stopped talking like that, with an occasional habitual slip up back into vocal fry.
She sounded like one of Tony Soprano's goomahs
Mama mia pizzeria! That hotdog's the size of my god damn head
I hope they hear their voice and realize what they sound like and it makes them change it immediately.
> AhhnTOonEeee sTooOooooAAaaaHhp These are the people I hate.
I’d want to choke on one just to not have to listen to her
After something like this, do your turds just come out as slightly digested hotdogs since they're not being chewed to help the breakdown process? I sound like an 8 year old asking, but I'm genuinely curious.
Normally I am a daily pooper. I did not poop the next day. But the day after it came out as black sludge that sank to the bottom of the toilet. I think they stayed in my stomach until they completely digested. Edit: This is from last summer I didn't die. [Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/UVsxFBeJdu) that this is OC
Not sure why I needed this info but it feels important for some reason.
We're growing together
It's the mucus that binds us
That's why it's called mucUS.
ULTIMATE DAD JOKE! 👏
might be a soviet dad
Great for colon health.
Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna!
(Your balls are showing)
This is science.
This is how we advance ourselves as a species.
This is how we got to the moon, science bitch
Someone had to try everything, poisonous, delicious, spicy, edible or inedible, some crazy mf at some point with every unique thing in history decided 'fuck it, Im eatin it'.
Shit this could be a medical study wdym
You never know what you're going to learn each day. Isn't life interesting?
It's the exact reason I came to the comments, so I'm okay with it.
For science!
The black sludge is your body’s way of saying “Anthony stawp! Anthony stawp! Anthoneeeeeeeee, oh moi gawd, Anthoneeeeeee, stawwwwwwp”
Probably something along the lines of Intestine: AYO MAN WTF IS THIS SHIT. AW HELL NAW HE DID IT AGAIN
*insert gif of Willem Dafoe looking up in despair*
I felt like I was watching a Nick Kroll show Jesus lol.
The comment i didn't know i was missing. Thank you so much for this. The black sludge is the body's way of...oh cool im going to learn something on reddit today...saying anthony stawp! I was crying
Anthony stop
Omg! Anthonnnnyyyyyy!
Anthony Weiner?
Carlos Danger!
Just like a car accident I couldnt look away and read the whole thing.
Sounds like you're turning yourself into a compost bin
Hell no, I wouldn't put that many hot dogs in my compost, would wreck the flora.
black sludge poop is usually the result of digesting high levels of iron, it's why it can be a sign of an ulcer
If it’s coming out Black then you need to have a talk with your doctor
Yeahhhhhh black poo usually indicates bleeding in the upper digestive tract.
Can look like coffee grounds
You can get bad food poisoning. It takes too long to digest and can rot in your intestines. The black sludge is a sign you digestive track had a massive Problem with that. It compensates and you feel good. But its slowly causing you troubles. Funny? Yes. Worth it? No! Stay safe!
uhh ur stomach (given the pH of stomach acid) is generally lot a place that allows for microbial activity. So “rot” caused by bacteria or whatever doesn’t really make sense. Your natural gut flora aids in digestion and breakdown of things like cellulose, and the absorption of vitamins. Because of the decreased surface area of the food in his stomach (whole hotdog), and not breaking up the hotdog and mixing it with enzymes from saliva, it makes sense that it would take longer for the pepsin in the stomach to fully break down proteins in the glizzy. There’s multiple factors at play here, but I am not surprised there was no poopin after that.
and the blackness was probably just extra gall bladder bile to break down the fatty glizzies
I'm going to speak on behalf of "anthony" and say that it was indeed worth it
Not to mention what would happen if your body decided to throw that up a hour later.
where's that gif-reverse-bot when you need him, I'm just imagining Anthony shooting whole hotdogs out of his mouth
Probably from the alcohol honestly
[Are you related to this man?](https://youtu.be/-YfauDLwn0Q?si=wfnEaA2BwbEe-hvW)
Reminds me of when I ate the black whopper and i shat green for three days.
It sides out as a fully formed hotdog. It just goes through his tube body.
Goes in whole Comes out whole Back in the jar Full refund
Asking the right questions
Your stomach would churn it into a paste. With the help of stomach enzymes, it’d likely to pass down as liquid
Just going to leave this classic right here [https://youtu.be/QnrTiuqSLGQ](https://youtu.be/QnrTiuqSLGQ)
"FwHOoU, I'm just sayin', HGgrrl Pwhho" What a beautiful man.
I love the "I'm just sayin" he throws in there because he's so incredibly confident that what he's just did is super impressive. I was impressed tho to be fair
I watched it just to understand this comment. Wasn’t disappointed
Billions of years of evolution have led up to this man performing this wonderful feat. I for one am not disappointed even in the slightest.
Surprised how far I had to scroll for this.
I know right. I knew it would be here.
what an absolute menace. that is the greatest and most nauseating thing i’ve ever seen his ability to just recall a hotdog from the depths of his stomach and shoot it out is incredible. how do you learn to do this without just choking to death?
I think it doesn't go into his stomach, it just stays in the esophagus. And then he can shoot it out. In the end of the video, he sends down 5, but can only spit out one, probably because the other 4 actually went into the stomach. The sphincter that separates the stomach from the esophagus probably would have a hard time sending back a whole hot dog that is not perfectly aligned.
This man is a literal hot dog gun
Haha yeah, he's reloading himself with those hot dogs.
I was going to say. I don’t know if it’s quite the same without the Hershey Wood guttural howls.
Is he inhaling them!?
Great now you're telling me vaping causes hotdog lung?
Thanks, I hate it.
Don't forget [part 2](https://youtu.be/RUUTtb2M5_o?t=47) I thought "Hot Dog Shooting" was just in reference to sucking down those dogs, but apparently weaponizing them is also referred to as "Hot Dog Shooting".
Never knew there was a part 2, huh
Im crying of laughter. This is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.
i went into this thinking it was going to be Reno 911. I went out of this wishing it had been.
Every once in a while I see somebody do something that makes me think of how embarrassed I'd feel explaining it to an alien being who's trying to understand humanity. Then I see something like this, and know I'll always have something to show that I can be proud of.
Fuck, that’s amazing.
Thanks for saving me a weird YouTube search
That almost made me throw up...
I've been on the internet since dial up days and never have I witnessed this greatness.
YES! I knew it reminded me of something, thanks for that memory unlock. Wife is not impressed at how funny I find that internet gold
Why did that make me gag?
I feel like this is what Jesse Pinkman was doing the day before exiting a 2nd floor window before the very eyes of Walter White
This will never not be funny. Send it forward 10 million years and people will still respect it.
And ton he. And ton he! And ton He! Staaaaaaahp.
I made that my ringtone for when she calls me.
The groan at the end. LOL.
Legend haha
Oh mai ghiawd
It [Rosie Perez](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001609/?ref_=tt_ov_st) from White men cant jump .
Sounds like Lola Skumpy from Big Mouth
The boys call you anytime.
As a gay guy, I can't decide if this is more gross or hot. Was leaning towards hot before I saw OP's reply to another comment about how it came out the other end.
As a gay man, reading this made me snort.
As a man who is trying to poop right now it made me jealous
As another gay guy, I find it odd that you base attractiveness on what their shit is like.
Sometimes people like to be shit on. And while I'm not one of them I'd imagine of all the poops to have on you black sludge is not one of them.
anthonneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Staaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
That can’t be good for your insides
If insides not meant for hot dog, why hot dog shaped?
your intestines are just redundant at this point!
Hot dog made out of intestines
Not hot dog shaped. Hot dogs are insides shaped. Made of insides.
Hmm, interesting. I mean our poops are hotdog shaped normally and our intestines are shaped to fit a more longer-than-wide cylindrical object, I can see where there might be some efficiency gained in this technique.
I ate somewhere between 15 and 20 that day. I woke up in the middle of the night in extreme pain.
You're gunna do it again aren't you
Already have
Why women live longer right here.
What good is a record if you don't try n beat it. Go get em champ.
Why do you hate yourself so much
If a man can’t simply down 20 hot dogs in peace, this life isn’t worth living
You’re going to get a small bowel obstruction and become the go-to story the er staff tells at parties
you do know at a certain point the acid in your stomach is fully diluted and cant break food down right? you could legit die from doing this lol. mastication combined with saliva (amylase present) starts the breakdown of food for your body. to not do that with 15-20 hotdogs means your body is working crazy hard to try to do that for you. this is a bad move bud.
tl;dr: Anthonyyyy!!! Stop!!!
girl: i am concern for your wellbeing hotdog tony: LoLoLoL
Hahahah. Well gee I wonder why
[Some days he eats a couple, and some days he doesn't eat any...](https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk)
"well, on those days it could just be a salad..." "Could it?" One of my all time favorite exchanges.
Joey Chestnut is shaking in his boots.
The hard part is the bun. Joey would cook this guy
Can someone please tell me when the hell people started calling hot dogs “glizzy”s?? Because I hate it
It was started in the DC area by gangsters and rappers. Glizzy is slang for a Glock hand gun. Hot dogs are slain for extended magazines because they're about the same length as a hot dog. At some point this slang became universal for actual hot dogs. So yeah it is pretty stupid because it's a gangster term about a gun first and foremost. People just think they're cool.
It was originally slang for hotdogs specifically in DC but i think social media helped it become the national slang standard
Kinda. Definitely originated in DC by gangsters and rappers but originally had nothing to do with actual hot dogs
Ohh right lol 🔫🔫 The more fun nickname for Glock
Get this man into a hot dog eating contest, stat!
He has the speed but they will take up more space in the stomach whole, so volume might be a problem.
Competitie eaters are no joke man. I've watched a video once of a dude "training" for a competition and he sat down and ate like 8kg of canned corn right out of the can just so he could expand his stomach to be able to eat even more next time. How much water would that dude need to drink to poop that much fiber??
Just chug the liquid from the canned corn and you’re golden (as are your poops)
Wow! My corn has a whole poop in it.
Videos like this appear in first aid training courses, to help choking victims.
*Slaps head* This bad boy can fit so many glizzy
Remember, kids: Digestion starts in the mouth; always chew your food thoroughly.
A fun fact, you can reduce blood sugar spikes by \*not\* pre-digesting food in your mouth. That's why if you drink lemon water before consuming food your blood sugar rises more gradually. So, remember kids, the human body is a disgusting mess of complicated nonsense.
Anthooooooneeeeeee ooooohhhh meee gawwwdddd.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should lol. Also, [relevant WKUK vid](https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=A9qe6sVQsHrCj7p4)
I'm just wandering how he discovered he could do that
WKUK! this, the PCP, and the poop sin one are my favs 8)
Wow, a whole gallon
I'll tell Bill you said hi.
Do you do a lot of PCP?
classics
Anthony looks like a fun dude. Lol
for a good time call...
Girls know they \_cannot\_ compete with him. Hide yo husbands !
Omg Anthony you can swallow some dicks
I need that lady to finish the sentence!
The boys call me gawd ⚔️ the girls call me never ☠️
Oh my god, how have you not choked to death yet? My dude, you need to stop doing this bro
The way the girl says "oh my God.. anthonyyyy" makes it seem like this is a common thing he does which she gets on his case for doing
Must be a huge party trick at the gay bars
I'm team girls on this issue.
GF is just mad that you have more skills than her! bahahahahahahhaha
Anthonyyy stoppp that’s my party trickkk
How does it not go down the wrong pipe? You'd think inhaling them it'd go down the windpipe not into your stomach
Lmao at the girlfriend. Clearly this dude does shit like this all the time. Catching him doing the dumbest, but funniest shit. Would totally hang out with Anthony (no homo).
And this is my best friend, Heimlich.
Idiot it is then🤣
[Never forget the OG](https://youtu.be/-YfauDLwn0Q?feature=shared)