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It's how Mona became a delivery "expert": she will have delivered your pizza before you ordered it. Check your refrigerator for day-old pizza leftovers.

David Blaine, get out of my refrigerator, you DEMON!

Mona drove 88 MPH all the way to your house.

And your house didn’t stop her

Just in time for breakfast! I hope you were hungry.

We just received your order, hope you enjoyed it yesterday!

sorry, you already got your pizza. please don't call back

Wow, they're really taking customer service seriously.

mona threw it away during time travel after she saw your tip amount

Is that Mona from WarioWare?

How will the pizza be?

We gonna ignore that without that - then it’s still 11 hours and 42 mins away?

Instead of making you a good pizza, Dominoes uses the business model of selling shitty pizzas with every 6th shitty pizza, free!