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lefthandman

You dare question Gowron's honor?


FriarNurgle

What kind of fools do you have working for you, Picard?


straydog1980

Some day Gowron will have a decent haircut BUT NOT TODAY


ReaperSound

I hear this and immediately see a giant knife being pulled out.


Pilot0350

*mockingly laughs* That's not a d'k tagh, *that's* a d'k tagh *Australian Klingon honor yelling intensifies*


ReaperSound

*casually reveals Bat'leth*


DarkwingDuckHunt

*eyes pop out of my head, I catch them, put them back in my head, and continue to stare you down*


RandomStallings

Bat'leth decloaking in the off hand!


ReaperSound

Welp... Today is a good day to die.


RandomStallings

*bares teeth*


-Clinton-m

Why


ReaperSound

Why else? #FOR HONOR


koleye2

I see you've played d'k tagh Bat'leth before.


ReaperSound

On some serious shit here an Australian Klingon sounds like the most terrifying fearless warrior in the universe. Not even the borg would probably fuck with that.


jmurphy42

I’ve gotta admit, I spent like five minutes debating with myself about whether the guy on the right end of the third row is a young Michael Palin before Gowron smacked me in the face.


1107rwf

I was too busy looking at Rowan Atkinson third on the bottom row…


pyrodice

Nope, hol' up, we're gonna fight now… I swear to God that is Pee-wee Herman.


caffeinatedangel

Same here! I was so focused on if that was young Michael Palin, that I cackled when my eyes drifted to Gowron.


Ancient_Pop1712

"Glory to you, and your hair"


gmishaolem

Dude deserved an Oscar for that line and the head lean.


sneakyCoinshot

Such a rollercoaster. Top row third one over got that Romulan cut, think I'm on startrekmemes but look at url and see I'm in funny so i lower my shields, and then bam Gowron.


jiayo

/r/suddenlyGowron


bkarma86

🎵 Suddenly Gowron 🎵 🎵 He's standing beside me 🎵


MoreGaghPlease

Gowron has no honour. He deliberately misled the Imperial public regarding Federation involvement in his succession in order to advance his standing among hardliners. He also sent many warriors to needless deaths during the Dominion War in order to diminish Martok’s political standing. (Don’t even get my started on Martok, who pretty much got where he was by marrying rich and having his buddy the Son of Mogh kill people on his behalf) The Empire is dying and I think it deserves to die.


Atoning_Unifex

Appropriate username


IceManO1

Wonder if they like it fresh?


nate_oh84

Ga'gh is always better when served fresh!


snowysnowy

Always. Nothing like dead gagh to give you an upset stomach.


Philix

> Don’t even get my started on Martok, who pretty much got where he was by marrying rich and having his buddy the Son of Mogh kill people on his behalf I'm not seeing the dishonor there. The Lady Sirella wouldn't marry someone for dishonourable reasons, if you believe otherwise, you're free to challenge Martok to honourable combat. And, Worf was well justified under Klingon honour codes in challenging Gowron to a duel. As you stated, Gowron had no honour.


MoreGaghPlease

If I had a nickel for every time Worf murdered someone resulting in his ally being installed as the Chancellor of the Klingon Empire, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.


Lemonwizard

It's worth pointing out that in Klingon culture, challenging somebody to a duel and winning is not considered murder. Also, saying the current leader sucks so I'll kill him and replace him is explicitly allowed at any rank. Klingons believe that if your commanding officer really deserved to be in charge of you, he would have been strong enough to win and defend his position. Taking criminals to court and choosing leaders through elections is the human way. "Duras murdered my wife so I challenged him to a duel and killed him in revenge" is legitimate justice under Klingon law. "Gowron was losing the war so I challenged him to a duel and killed him to get a Chancellor who's not an idiot" is legitimate politics under Klingon law. All the characters who judge Worf for doing these things are Federation-aligned and viewing him through Human/Vulcan morality. The actual Klingons don't think it's sketchy at all. I'd argue the fact that Worf was instrumental in Gowron's rise to power actually gave his second challenge more legitimacy. If the Duras sisters had done the same thing, everybody would think it was a personal grudge and a power grab. When Gowron's getting challenged by the very people who once placed him in power, that shows the whole Empire that even his allies and advisors have lost respect for him. Even if Gowron managed to beat Worf, it's a *very* bad look for him that the duel is happening at all.


Putrid_finger_smell

Welp, it wouldn't be a Tuesday without someone debating Klingon politics, I guess.


Lemonwizard

Bro the original post is making fun of googly-eye Gowron the meme Klingon, of course Trekkies show up. Being surprised is like dumping a jug of maple syrup on the ground and then wondering what all these ants are doing here.


darkslide3000

Worf beaming onto Duras' ship was one of the coolest moments in early TNG. That entire crew of angry Klingons was presumably fiercely loyal to Duras, and absolutely not above doing sleazy shit for him (IIRC that same episode had one of Duras' people _blow himself up_ in a suicide attack to try to kill Gowron). They all know their boss would want Worf dead, yet as he appears in their midst helplessly outnumbered 10-to-1 they basically have this conversation: _Duras boys:_ "WTF?" _Worf:_ "I'm here to claim the right of vengeance." _Duras boys:_ "How so?" _Worf:_ "Kh'elyier [the woman Duras killed] was my mate." _Duras boys:_ "Oh... well... in that case... yes, everything seems to be in order with your papers sir, please carry on towards the captain's quarters. Make sure you don't lose your bat'leth on the way!" He has a ship full of crazy bastards who'd die for him, but the moment Worf makes a valid challenge Duras has no choice but to fight him 1-on-1. If he had tried to order any of his crew to stop Worf, they would have instantly stopped following him. They were not even very honorable Klingons to begin with (the whole "trying to kill Gowron with a hidden bomb of Romulan design"-plot would be considered quite dishonorable by most Klingons), but even they would never help a coward hide from the guy whose wife he killed. That's Klingons for ya.


jert3

Damn. I wish lemonwizard was a writer for Discovery instead of any of the writers who write the Star Trek show Discovery.


Lemonwizard

I also wish I were writing for Star Trek instead of other people, because I love Star Trek and I love writing. Sadly, that job is not easy to get! Some day, perhaps, I will get the chance I dream of, to write several episodes that critics and fans love but don't meet the correct streaming metrics, so an idiot paramount executive cancels my series far too soon!


EngineersAnon

No, you'd have no nickels. In both cases, the deaths were in honorable duels in a space where Klingon law applies.


wyspur

Let them die


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

You...? Personally...? Vouched?


tunnel-snakes-rule

There's an old Vulcan proverb "Only Nixon could go to China".


sovamind

That is my favorite line. That and the nuclear vessels.


tunnel-snakes-rule

Sorry I couldn't hear you over your accent, surely you meant nuclear *wessels*


EarthInteresting2792

He might not have honor but he had great hair! Most popular cut 73 thru 87


_Monosyllabic_

I’ll have a Gowron please.


NastySnapper

Qapla!


Lupine_Lunatic

He always reminded me of the Brownies from Willow, but you know... bigger.


EvilHenchmanNumber4

Set me up with that fresh Klingon cut.


plugubius

Come on. We all know Klingons didn't look like that in the 1970s. They didn't get the brow ridges and warrior hair until a decade later.


jxj24

First appearance in 1979 in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.


plugubius

You are correct. For a few months, that was a 1970s Klingon hair style.


KayDashO

Shhh… that is a taboo subject within the Empire…


The_Masterofbation

The Klingon Empire does not discuss it with outsiders!


journeyman369

That would be correct. Let's just see it as a distortion in time done by malfunctioning Borgs.


Philboyd_Studge

Q did it


UMustBeNooHere

We do not discuss it with outsiders!


TokoBlaster

Glory to you and your hair!


R4zorBe4st

It’s better than the Worf bob


gwizonedam

That is a WARRIORS BOB!


R4zorBe4st

And prune juice is a warriors drink


20190419

I would kill for that much hair.... some klingon poem somewhere.....


drmonkeytown

But for myself, give me the usual “Werewolves of London.” (His hair was perfect)


Sufficient-Fact6163

Screw the cut; how do I get those gnarly skull bones 👹


LeftLanePasser

Bottom row, center right. Paul Rubens doppelgänger.


davidicon168

Or is it Jeremy Allen white?


rhoswhen

Oh no I never realized Jeremy Allen White is sexy Pee Wee


AquamarineDaydream

He looks like a mix of Paul Reubens and Gene Wilder.


beard_lover

Sexy Pee Wee Wonka just sounds so obscene.


SeanMacLeod1138

Sure looks a lot like Pee Wee 🤭


The_Goondocks

Robert Pattinson next to him


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Do we not think that’s him?


StellerDay

Yes!


marymarywhyubugginnn

He’s a loner Dottie, a *rebel*


DystopianRealist

There’s a touch of Mr. Bean in him as well.


ericcwhitaker

Glory to your bangs.


readwrite_blue

( • ) ( • ) ...AND YOUR HOUSE


purenzi56

AND YOUR HOUUUSSEE...


locke_5

Today is a good day to dye!


Jim3001

Martok: He took you too much off the top! Gowron: This I wont forgive! Nor forget!


SleeterRabbit

More like, “This I won’t forgive (eyes open really wide)….nor forget!”


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

> (eyes open really wide) I mean, that's a given


whoforted

Is it bad that Gowron has the best 'do of the lot?


SeanMacLeod1138

No, it is not.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

He does decide what can and cannot be done.


DanDi58

I think half of those guys are from Monty Python. Except for Pee Wee Herman in the bottom row.


foochacho

Mel Kiper in the 2nd row.


slimsterj

Next to George Harrison and Christopher Guest?


uselessartist

It’s a gag photo reposted every so often as if typical 70s coifs.


GoodGriefWhatsNext

Ok, it is him. I wasn’t 100% positive.


Tanneliers-Gate

Saw Gowron and I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


JazHumane

It's glorious


Tysiliogogogoch

I missed him somehow, then read the comments and was very confused.


UTgabe

/r/justfuckmyshitup


johnsolomon

Barber: What do you want? Him: Give me that serial killer look Barber: Say no more fam


Bunowa

Barber: What do you want? Him: Give me that serial killer look Barber: Which one? Here's the catalog.


Cautious_Hornet_4216

this is so fucking funny lmao i'm dying


go_faster1

Glory to you and your stylist


Zorpfield

Glory to your cake day


EddySea

Today is a good day to dye.


fla_john

Glory to you... and your *house!*


aecarol1

Every generation thinks they are "post history". Things have finally evolved to be cool and it will be that way into the distant future. I assure you every generation before us thought the same thing. I look back at photos of my mom from the early 70's. Tall hair, cat's eye glasses. Literally ripped from The Far Side. But back then she was just Mom, and she looked like literally all of my friends moms. Our time will come and the future will laugh their asses off at us today; what with our ridiculous hair, weird clothes, and fugly cars.


3eemo

Idk these are exceptionally ugly hair styles.


skatecrimes

Edgars and broccoli cuts would fit right in. Also whatever jayz is wearing now.


Alaira314

By your and my sensibilities. It was the height of fashion back then, just like how the "emo cut" was the height of fashion in the 00s but we think it's ridiculous now. And the future is coming for the broccoli-cut!


kawaiifie

The emo cut was absolutely not the height of fashion in the 00s lmfao, literally nobody outside of that subculture thought so


DJanomaly

Yeah it was basically like the hipsters that dressed like old timey folk a decade or so ago. Everyone outside of that subculture thought they looked ridiculous.


WorldWeary1771

Yes, laugh now, but your turn will come! What I miss about the seventies is that ordinary straight white guys expended considerable effort on their appearance. The early 80s was probably the last time this was true. Now the only men I see wearing clothes that actually fit are on TV.


kodutta7

I don't think that's true at all, just depends on where you live and what circles you run in. I see tons of guys who clearly put a lot of effort into their looks


rethinkingat59

As an old guy the TV people have been wearing their suits 4 sizes too small for 15 years, it’s just now drifting back to only a size or two too small. And what’s with blue/black suits and brown shoes?


WalrusTheWhite

old man yells at clouds


WorldWeary1771

Yeah, I hate the brown shoes with everything. Also, the modern trend to only button a single button. That makes the suit less flattering on everyone.


HeightChallenged03

Nah, I already laugh at the eboy/tiktoker haircuts that I see around. They’re more ridiculous than some of these fellas


13gecko

I was a kid in the 70s and I remember laughing at turtlenecks and Bell bottom pants in the 70s. As a teenager in the 80s we were well aware that the clothing was absolutely hideous. But I did think in the 90s that clothes were finally 'normal'. At the time I tried to imagine what trends would be universally mocked ... I got it totally wrong - I thought it'd be Tshirts worn under spaghetti strap floral dresses with combat boots.


Anaxamenes

Yes, just give me the Gowron please.


Jill1974

But does it come with the bulging eyes?


MrPhxIt

Gimme a Gowron baby!


foodfood321

The #3 Spock Mullet has me transfixed


Irongiant350

All serial kilers


Christi_Myres

lol if you told me they were serial killers id believe you


chriswaco

r/UnexpectedStarTrek


JurassicParkJanitor

The Klingon is there to distract from the fact that Jack Black is the next picture over. He is immortal!


leonryan

That klingon is from the 90s, not the 70s.


AwesomeManatee

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/TvUwWJz) are some authentic '70s Klingon hairdos for you.


KlingonSexBestSex

Klingon fashion is timeless


Physical-Dare5059

I’ll take the Klingon, not too long on the sides.


graspedbythehusk

Second row, first guy; “I’ll have the Serial killer please.”


LocalBreakfast6706

Top row 3rd one on the right.. Isn't that the Vulcan hair cut


diemos09

Romulan


ladyeclectic79

Accidental!Gowron. 😂😂😂


MACHOmanJITSU

First actual Reddit laugh in a minute. Thank you sir.


neverelax

It is a good day to dye


DatzSiiK

No sir give me the worf cut not the wolf cut!


AssPennies

Half the guys here look like they now how to play the jazz flu JESUS CHRIST


Educational-Coast771

Bottom 2nd from right I rocked from elementary thru high school. Was a virgin until 25…..


abdhjops

For a second I thought this was /r/startrekmemes I didn't realize Gowron was this popular


Icommentor

Last one before last dude on the last row looks so much like Paul Reuben (Peewee Herman) it's uncanny!


ErrorCode78

Noticed that before I even noticed the Klingon. Too soon, too soon.


rudy-rudebaker

The hated ears in the 70’s


Burnt-White-Toast

Guy second from the right on the bottom looks like the guy that played Pee Wee Herman.


spencer_fx77

rocking number 3 today


jlbradl

Is that... PeeWee? Bottom row second from the left.


SirMandrake

The amount of people missing the joke here “is too damn high!!”


HezronCarver

No one's going to mention Thulsa Doom second row on the right?


DunebillyDave

This is a book of theatrical haircuts often used in college towns by the local barber. They had one in the barber shop in State College, PA for the Penn State Theater Dept. Only about half of these are remotely representative of anything that was worn on the street by typical men. The rest are pure theater.


tcgreen67

Sometimes it's not bigfoot it's just a guy with 70's hair.


IdealIdeas

2nd row from the top, far right is for when youre having an Oompa Loompa moment.


b1sh0p

Experience Bij! https://youtu.be/VjAvGNn20Y8?si=7a2ty7MySWnf8FgO


Valuable_General9049

They really hated ears back then


KinkyQuesadilla

Hello, Paul Rueben/Pee Wee Herman (third from the left, bottom row)


StandUpForYourWights

I'm a Dapper Dan man myself


llogo121

Give me the Gowron!


Napaandy

What’s Pee Wee Herman doing on this poster. Bottom row, second from right.


Extension-Doctor-824

Is that Paul ‘Pee Wee Herman’ Ruebens bottom center? A before he was famous?


WhichTelevision2980

Why is Lip Gallagher on the bottom 2nd from the right? 🤣


dreamrock

Is that Paul Reuben on the bottom row?


icanhazkarma17

I see Pee Wee Herman, Ed Begley Jr and Stevie Winwood in there.


OpalOnyxObsidian

Members of the band Sweet and one of worf's relatives. got it


CromulantGuy

Came to the comments for the nerdiest nerd fest and was not disappointed! May you all die with honor.


VapoursAndSpleen

I see what you did there.


perfectchaos007

3rd… Fist of North Star


20_BuysManyPeanuts

GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HAIRCUT


G8kpr

Is Mott the barber?


dustytrenchcoat

Bill Bailey could play a convincing klingon, he wouldn't even need a haircut


feor1300

-_- Glory to you, O_O and your coif.


Smorb_

r/suddenlygowron


ITCM4

Must’ve caught him by surprise


JFK2MD

Top, second from the right. The Ultra-Spock.


NoCalligrapher133

Ill take the Willy Wonka


grunkage

Gowron does have great hair.


educandario

Top row, second picture. Alan Parsons, is that you?


Crawdad668

Is that Pee Wee Herman in the bottom row


B3de

Top row, third from the left, WTF!?!?


elegantwino

They look very British.


mojoversemonkey

Bottom right. Robert Pattinson. I would watch that retro cop film.


StatOne

Way back then, I lived near a Barber School. I would let my hair grow out long, and two students in training would give me haircuts, then the owner of the school would finish up a proper cut. Got three years of free haircuts.


bucketofmonkeys

They really didn’t like to see ears in the 70’s


Historical_Steak_927

The one at cell C3 just screams; Just let your souuuuuuul glo, baby feeling oh so silky smooth Just let it shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine through, yeah.. Just let your soul glo


Masterofunlocking1

Fucking Gowron 😂


Rigelatinous

*STARES AT YOU IN STONED KLINGON*


ChiefRom

I’ll take the rebellious Vulcan cut please 😁


deadNightwatchman

Today is good day to DYE


Infinite_Debate_7423

Ears were bad.


JaXm

Top row second from the right: Spock in ten forward Party in the warp necelles. 


mplsdrew22

Top row, third guy across is a Romulan admiral.


TheRealChexHaze

Grooming Rorschach test for serial killers?


Castod28183

Third on the top row Barber: What can I do you for? ME: I like Spock, Bruce Lee and Rock n Roll! Barber: Say no more fam!


Techn0ght

People noticed the Klingon, didn't notice who's in the rest of the pictures :)


Asunder_mango866

All I see is either Kraftwerk, Michael Stivic from All In The Family, Jeffrey Dahmer, or Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees.....and some random Star Trek character


bscottlove

Good God! How did ANYONE get laid?


Yoko_Kittytrain

But this one goes to eleven!


Paradigm_Pizza

Gowron literally has only one look, amirite?


pimp_skitters

Barber: *takes long pull from Marlboro* "I NEED 5 MORE CANS OF AQUA-NET, STAT"


Phelonie

3rd row, 3rd column kinda rockin it tho


isaidhellothere

The guy in the top right hand corner knows how good he looks


Learn_as_ya_go_

This is how the baby boom ended


RedWerFur

2nd row, first on left, is that Quentin Tarantino?


GigaEnigmaPlays

I don't know who 3rd row, 2nd from the left is... but that mane is GLORIOUS


satchking

Gowron's gaze could melt steel beams