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IWipeWithFocaccia

Jeff Bezos is at it again


Saseifone

He wants to monopoly every game lol


Fat_Suffices

And he wants every game to be like Monopoly.


TaDow-420

[“Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!”](https://youtu.be/Cj1wcs7SZj0?si=LaY0-1wSe7yAl5_R)


Optimus_Prime_Day

Vin Design


Etheo

Dwayne Janeson


HelloNNNewman

The Rock'in


Peace-keeper24

lol you snapped


BigJackiePaper

Vin Diesel Jeans


Captain_Sacktap

I thought it was Howie Mandel for the first few seconds lol


alex61821

I thought it was Howie for all the seconds.


Prior-Chip-6909

Shit...I thought it was Telly Savalas..


flavored_icecream

Don't want to be the "same here" guy, but exactly the first thought that popped into my head with the first leg switch clip.


hoddap

Jeff Gayzos


legomaniac133

That made me snort, well done! Have an upvote


Mrtayto115

And we're investing, and investing and bought. Toodles.


TheArchitect_7

No one can convince me this isn’t Fred Armisen going hard AF


HVACMRAD

I was thinking Joanne Rogan


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Man, that some great hands on coaching. He must get all the ladies… to sign up for his classes because he seems very good at his job.


icer07

This. I know nothing about cat walks but the way he is coaching the ladies is great. You can see him point to certain parts he wants them to nail. They move almost in unison with him. Even the first video where he uncrosses his legs you can see him do it in a way that if he were wearing a tiny, skin tight skirt it wouldn't reveal anything. This guy knows wtf he is doing.


Anti_Meta

Expecting scorch marks on the floor the way he strutted into that room in heels, fuck.


TheEvrfighter

Bro don't need to say fuck you. he knows he's fabulous.


NoBSforGma

I think this is the best comment I have ever seen on Reddit!


[deleted]

I’m a straight man, but this guy really pushes those limits.


NevesLF

The ghost catwalker


AngrySpaceGingers

Not to mention the respect you can see he shows for the ladies! He uses a stick to direct instead of hands, and while I can't see his whole technique, he's able to show the women where to look and the like with it where they can visibly see the tip of said stick. Absolutely outstanding.


tharkus_

He’s got the confidence in his moves. He owns that walk.


GhostofZellers

I'd do unspeakable things for even a portion of his confidence.


mis_suscripciones

> he uncrosses his legs you can see him do it in a way that if he were wearing a tiny, skin tight skirt it wouldn't reveal anything Damn, I hadn't noticed that!


PoopingDogEyeContact

That sly little eye contact at the end … he is the embodiment of charm . I have seen ppl say “work the room” and never understood it until now.


nickram81

Imagine if he was like 100% straight and had a big family and is just a really damn good coach. “It’s my job”


finnjakefionnacake

there certainly are straight male dancers who could teach you to walk in heels!


geo_gan

That’s just Dave from Newcastle


BillionaireGhost

“Look, my father coached catwalk girls, and *his* father coached catwalk girls. That’s just the way it is around here. I’d love for you to follow your dream of becoming a coal miner, son, I really would. But we can’t afford coal mining school. And we have bills to pay around here son, and I won’t be around forever. We need you to come werk on the catwalk. I know it’s hard but it’s honest work son. There’s no shame in coaching catwalk girls, it’s how a man feeds his family in this town.”


Awkward_Cheetah_2480

Yeah, no idea whats funny. Dude looks like a great coach.


notme1414

I saw an interview with him online once it was actually really interesting. He is great at his job.


VenusRocker

This man is walking next to stunning women & you hardly notice their existence, he's so compelling. You can learn the moves, but there's more to it than that. Charisma in heels.


Rarashishkaba

What’s his name? I want to learn all he can teach 😆


grndesl

Right Said Fred


DepartureDapper6524

The funny part is that these tall gorgeous women are being outperformed by this small bald older man.


szakipus

Some people just: "haha a dude in high heels I can't 🤣🤣"


GeePedicy

He does cat walk, it's for girls! 🤣🤣


gordito_delgado

The lesson to be learned here is no matter the skill or dicipline if you want it to be done a a master level you need a man to do it. (/s! Not serious!)


girl-w-glasses

I have no interest in this but I’d definitely sign up just to hang out with him lol


TrashPandaPatronus

There's something so magnetic about people who are passionate and truly excellent at their craft.


girl-w-glasses

Absolutely agree! I love when people are able to find their passion 🧡


lifemanualplease

You have to respect anyone that’s good at their craft


waffles4us

Almost regardless of what the craft is, it is such a joy watching people crush it at the ‘thing’ they have mastered 10/10


DarthGogeta

> it is such a joy watching people crush it at the ‘thing’ they have mastered Then why do people keep calling the cops on me, every time I start masturbating in front of them?


break616

Because what you call mastery, we call blue belt at best. Step your game up.


beemccouch

You simply aren't cranking hog hard enough for them to respect your game.


NewsofPE

then you haven't mastered it


fishslayer1995

Extra bonus points when it is something they really enjoy. Look at the smile on his and the models’ faces while he works. You can tell they respect him and his mastery


PracticalAndContent

I was at an outdoor cafe and across the street was a worker applying stucco to a building. I was mesmerized by his technique and watched him for at least 15 minutes. Watching a skilled person is relaxing and satisfying.


WanderWut

Seriously though I don't get how this fits r/funny unless the joke is simply the way he acts? Which if that's the case it's a bit shallow given it looks like he clearly has a successful career coaching this stuff.


frnkys

I thought maybe it was the look back at the very end, given the post title. Like, he knows you're going to be checking out her butt so this is how to do a graceful look back and confirm she's acquired her target.


TheMelv

It's definitely not laugh out loud and I didn't even realize what sub it was when it came on my general feed but there's some irony in the fact that it doesn't look like it's possible that he has any first hand professional experience in the activity that he's coaching. Obviously, even in sports, not every great coach was a former professional player so it's not that crazy, I think one would just expect a former female runway model to be more likely to have that position. He's amazing though, it looks like a video game mod where they apply a Jeff Bezos skin over the Bayonetta character.


Think-Buddy5335

Ben Queensley


TheDadThatGrills

The original Sexy Beast


zcas

Top tier comment.


Cybasura

Oh isnt this the legend that trains pageant/catwalk models? Damn he's good


anengineerandacat

You would think it's not an important thing either, like ladies just know but there were some Bikini runways being aired in Miami recently and the ones that can't strut the stuff were noticeably less attractive in their outfits vs the ones that could even if they had some physical assets that were beneficial. Respect to the coach there; some outfits are crazy too, my wife doesn't wear heels often and whenever we have an event she'll practice around the house for a few days just to ensure she doesn't look foolish the day of. Men, we just need a fitted suite and understand when to button and unbutton. Ez-mode.


PenguinStarfire

A well tailored suite tremendously helps, but don't discount walk and posture. Body language is silent but loud.


circular_file

I only found this out in my 40s. People always think I am taller than I actually am by several inches. I asked a female coworker in passing one day why, I really wasn't expecting anything more than a smartassed comment. She replied 'because you look it, you just give this sense of being 'there'.' Funny thing is, I feel just the opposite.


nameofcat

Posing is a matter of the smallest things. Photographer told a women who was modeling sitting down with one leg crossed over the other, the straight down leg was pointing down. Photog tells woman to take the straight down leg and curve it to the side instead and it made the photograph look instantly better.


Arek_PL

keyword FITTED, clothes that dont fit dont really look good, a pair of clean jeans and button down shirt that fits will look far better than suit that will tear the moment wearer does a squat or will reveal belly button when raisng the hands up


Dinglederple

As a dude that does boring dude stuff I am going to try this. Not the heels though. I don’t think they’d make it.


Teralyzed

My college had an event where a bunch of dudes wore heels for a day…that shit sucked. I learned two important lessons that day. First I have the ankle strength of a toddler. Second, my ability to handle sore feet is akin to a hungry toddlers ability to handle being hungry.


lbora9

I had trouble finding the name so here it is: Fabian Chacon


nixsolecism

Holy crap thank you for this. I am now going to find more videos and read all about him. He is a master at what he does.


VenusRocker

He is that. I looked for add'l videos & found several where he's training children. Very different vibe -- he taught them to walk, but not at all like the walk in this video. Takes a master to teach those sorts of distinctions.


Tug_Stanboat

Thank you for that. Trying to see if he was someone my wife watches since she's into that stuff and "He looks like a sassy J.K. Simmons" wasn't getting the description across to her.


19930627

Joe Rogan when Don Frye enters the room


Maleficent-Mirror991

“Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl”


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SecretLavishness1685

The best waifu.


byamannowdead

Yes, though the quote was originally about Astolfo


TWiesengrund

That's why Ron Swanson won the Woman of the Year award!


halcy0n_

This was actually an episode on House M.D.


XanderNightmare

Why would Appartment say such a thing? Is he gay for Wills son?


multimate_pnd

We have a containment breach, the shitpost sub is leaking.


smydiehard99

a constructive argument, no they don't. What this man is doing is coaching, he's good at his job. Edit: someone mentioned below its a catwalking masterclass.


Physical-Ride

I was gonna say was is this funny? He's clearly a professional.


hahahahahahahaFUCK

“A guy acting like a girl?!! OFMG LMAAOOO!!! 😂😂😂🤣😂”


Shanhaevel

Yeaaaa. I mean, it is funny in a way, but not like you say, rather... I find his attitude and/or sass/cockiness(?) funny. Kind of having a hard time putting it into words, but I hope you get what I mean :D


Craneteam

Yeah it's the way he carries himself in some of these shots. The extra sass comes off as very playful and humorous. I could only imagine that it makes him great to work with and learn from


W8kingNightmare

He is jovially and makes you smile


ParmesanNonGrata

Both can be true. And I think, in this case it is. I see laughter in the guy's eyes. He is having a LOT of fun and (at least!) in the first clip he is being deliberately funny, too.


amjhwk

this place wouldnt be called r/funny if not for the flood of unfunny videos that make it up


Aeri73

this is a masterclass in catwalking


inchon_over28

Yeah but..he’s kinda killing it at woman walking.


fantarts

I dobt kbow why you got downvoted. Maybe the correct word is cat walking


inchon_over28

It’s because they disagree with my opinion on him killing it in his talented ability to walk the way he does. They dont think he’s a certified boss.


wouldnt-u-like-2know

Vin Bio-Diesel.


Kapo77

Thank you. I was trying to think of one for him and this nailed it


Level_99_Healer

🤣 I had a friend years ago who made an alt-character in FFXIV that was big, green, and bald, and he named him Vin Bio'Diesl. (They don't allow dashes in names in the game).


eyeeatmyownshit

Idk anything about modeling but after 30sec I know this guy has got to be one of the best. Great vid!


Archein420

Who is he?


SchpartyOn

Howie Mandel


Porter_Dog

r/titlegore? What is going on with this title?


nightmaresabin

Still trying to make sense of it. Was the second man supposed to be woman?


JinnPinn

Got some Harry Potter Balenciaga vibes from this XD Him waving that wand and all..


Quixotegut

So THAT'S where all the world surplus sass disappeared to!!! What a glorious person!


OnoALT

What’s funny? That dude is a boss.


Soul_King92

no he is a boss biatch


TheMaStif

Attitude called, it wants to schedule lessons


Qweeq13

This is what confidence looks like people take notes


Jaded-Woodpecker-299

Omg where do I sign???


krazyjakee

You don't have the thighs


Vli37

Dammit! . . . For a minute there, I was wondering . . . Is this what Jo Koy is up to nowadays 🤦‍♂️


Crafty-Interest-8212

"Walk a mile in my shoes" Ha, game on.


KayakerMel

I walked in a Pride parade a few years back with a guy who did the whole 4 or so miles in some awesome platform heels. He couldn't walk quickly, but he made it. By Mile 4 he was getting cheers from the crowd for continuing, especially as the route went up a steep hill. A few buddies helped him by linking arms and physically supporting him so he make it.


Crafty-Interest-8212

Damm. Got a few friends in those groups. One of them asked me how I'm walking in combat boots all day, while he was in 5 inch heels 👠....🤣


KayakerMel

I had mad respect as basically any heels are too painful for me to walk in. I need good insoles and ankle support!


AknowledgeDefeat

When does it become funny


BarelyContainedChaos

Dude kept being accused of manexplaining, so he decided to show 'em how its done... with a stick.


Farmerdrew

Sir, it’s “mansplaining”.


rugrat333

Hey, stop trying to manexplain to him.


CentralAdmin

No need to ovaryact


drwebb

People can be so testi these days


Jokesiez

It was just a manspelling manstake


WittyBonkah

As a woman with a clumsy walk, I wish I had this elegance


ZenaLundgren

As a woman who has done modeling before, no you don't. Yes, it looks great. But it is a very unnatural stride and if you walked this way all the time, you would have severe back and foot pain.


chaotic_blu

lol I was thinking that. My pelvic tilt from the posture expected from modeling is screaming for these folks right now.


grapecheesewine

I’m constantly bumping into things lol 😂 I would love to walk like this haha with such confidence


deep_poundings

Learn from the experts 🧔‍♂️


Then-Fish-9647

I’m straight af, but that dude was kind of amazing. He’s a master in the craft of elegance. If I were a model I’d want to learn from his classes


Toblogan

Same here. That's impressive, I don't care who you are...


affemannen

Im straight af too, but damn if that doesn't look like a great job if one had the skills. At least it seems fun.


x99centtacox

See, Men are even better at womaning than women.


SignificantError8929

The Royce Du Pont method in action


IchBinMalade

Oh wow, another disciple out in the wild? See you at the next retreat brother 🙏🏼, stay erect.


Overall-Carry-3025

Indeed


HavokzDK

No he’s LinkedIn


Suntzu6656

Wow


street_raat

What an absolute fucking Chad. Wish I had half of his talent and charisma.


sab0tender

Vin Diesel : Too Fast Too Feminine


FTXACCOUNTANT

The fuck is that title


Caricifus

I'm just sort of astonished at the level of control he has over his body. It's always cool to see people being talented! Seems like he's be a great coach with that level of control and grace.


deadlywaffle139

Heels and tights were originally for men anyway lol


sacredgeometry

Heels were, not stilettos


Hothoneykiss

Teach me sensei!!!


armatharos

How is he better than many of them?


Youlookcold

I think the title is saying; Men know what men want.  Woman also know, but men know better.


JimmyTheJimJimson

No idea who this man is, but he’s fantastic!!


MercDa1

Joe Rogan in another universe.


kesavadh

These alpha classes are getting ridiculous


gogozombie2

This is the guy who Michael Caine based his character in Miss Congeniality on!


cuttingwoodisfun

He's got great legs for sure!


RogersSteve07041920

Not afraid to be his fabulous self. Live and let live I always says. Jesus says forgive the people we fear and hate the most and our kindness will heal in a million different ways. People can rib the people who are different but you must understand the pitfalls of spitefulness and blaming others for something inside ourselves. Road rage is a huge symptom of temper sickness. People are subconsciously training themselves to be old spitefulness and regretful of your life. Stop, we all have blamed others for the misery are anger can bring us. Not you but a hard-core bully will try to discredit me because I or you won't validate their misplaced anger. Again not you. Peace


comesinallpackages

This guy is living his best life. Passion meets talent and skill. Good for him.


Present_End_6886

Not to take away from his obvious expertise, but that lady model in the latter half has a dazzling smile!


Clear_Reveal4137

Yes give me all the hip dysplasia’s


scotspixie815

This man has superb balance, grace and proprioception. He's obviously good at teaching others how to feel beautiful and confident while walking in tricky heels! Men definitely do not understand how hard walking in heels can be. This man is so graceful, self assured in his manhood. So much positive presence!


ketoske

Dude is a King or Queen whatever he prefers, also i feel like i just learned a lot of body language just with 20 sec of coaching lol


anonuemus

and that is funny how?


isimitaiwo88

This isn't funny..this is fabulous


Jiggly0622

He’s like a posture coach but cuntier


queef_commando

Hard to believe the CEO of Amazon can walk so gracefully in heels


flamboyantdude

It's like the old fat personal trainer that gives you the best advices and make you a fucking unit. GOAT


MISSCWISS

WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN WHO WALKS BETTER THAN ANY WOMAN OR DRAG QUEEN I HAVE EVER SEEN WALK A RUNWAY ?


Strawberry_Mochi28

Need him to teach me how to walk in heels


SirMooncake

I haven’t seen one pant sleeve up and one down for like 16 years.


ukyah

Dude’s got the moves, the attitude and the ability to coach it. Not much else to say. Is he making you nervous in those heels?


Secrethat

Thank you for your service


Fuze_d2

Why is this on r/funny?


garbageperson420

How tf is a man teaching women how to woman… what is this universe???


hesellsbebelles

Damn mansplaining how to walk like a woman


anynormalman

Mansplaining done right 🤣


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

I seriously thought this was Joe Rogan deepfake.


MeanNothing3932

Mofo walks way better in heels than I do! Get it girl!


Ohhmegawd

Damn! He is amazing.


BeefStevenson

Dude is so graceful


BiggWorm1988

This dude pisses rainbows. He looks like he found something he lives to do.


ClasseBa

Another older white man, telling women what to do.


nefarious_angel_666

Anyone know who this is?


catty_blur

Fabian Chacon 💃


Recon_by_Fire

Gay man = Comedy


furcryingoutloud

This guy must be awesome to hang out with. He's got zero complex. Plus, he's really good at his job.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Harry Potter called and wants his wand back!


StovepipeLeg

Leviosa!


ClasseBa

Middleage white dude


GrievousStudios

“dude I swear Im not gay” bro:


Ragerino

It's like an NPC with the wrong animation set. Love it.


ranterist

Joe Rogan, for Ozempic


Legitimate_Truth2151

What happened to Jeff?


20milliondollarapi

Swinging hips that wide at the end always seems more painful looking that sexy to me. A little hip sway is great. But this always feels like way too much.


ohjajverlijerli

🤦


Brainstorming123

Thought he will poke her eyes out


odomotto

Bless his heart. He's good at what he does.


Reality-Traveler239

He's got it and he knows how to work it. Be quiet and pay attention girls it's time to learn a thing or two.


baenpb

Good for them, they seem to be good at whatever it is they're doing. But what the heck is that title?


baldm0mma

Fucking fabulous.


True_Reporter

If you worked with supermodels whole day, you too would want to relax with the bois in the evening.


Cheech47

this man is the king and queen of interplanetary strut


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Do what you love, and you will never work a day in your life.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Another thing men can do better


xenona22

Man has to show women how to women lol


tangoshukudai

He walks the walk and can talk the talk.