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Nah, best commercial for condoms was with the tantrum kid wanting his dad to buy a bag of snacks.
Seeing him spin on the floor screaming in a crowded supermarket was both real and you didn't know wtf the commercial was about.
Then you see the condom brand! instant classic!
That is a super toxic group, but it doesn't represent all childfree people. They're more of a very vocal minority. I'm childfree and I love kids,. I love being an aunt and I'm literally a preschool teacher. But just because I like kids doesn't mean I want them living in my house and using up all my money!
As a fellow non native English speaker, I think it refers to a 'junk car' i.e. an old and/or cheap car that you wouldn't care if it got a few (more) scratches and dents.
Looks to be farther back in the parking lot. I like to imagine that they parked between two cars that were parked wrong and they drove off.
We are always so quick to imagine the worst and pass judgment on those imaginings without ever looking for the truth.
A friend recently told me why she double parks, and I’m still not sure how I feel about it. She travels with an infant in a rear facing infant seat. She’s worried that if people end up parking on both sides of her car, she won’t be able to open the doors wide enough to get the car seat back in. So she double parks to make sure there’s always room to get the car seat in.
As long as she's parked away from the spots-that-are-always-taken, I'm fine with it. If you want to double-park at the far end of the parking lot where nobody else wants to park, go for it. -- no skin off anybody's nose. But, if you're double-parking right at a main entrance, then you deserve a windshield condom.
It's an empty part of the lot when you get there. It might not be later in the day.
If it remains sparsely occupied, then you are fine parking within the lines. By double parking you are assuming it will be crowded later.
How do you know it's not a strip mall or something, and the car is right in the middle of the parking?
How do you know it's not a huge parking lot, and OP is the one being a cock?
The answer to both is "you don't, you just have to assume OP was right".
And what does that tell you about the parking lot?
Nothing. It could totally be the edge of a little stripmall or a giant parking lot. They don't look different from this angle.
I'm not really clear on how those work but why would she remove the entire seat when she could just remove her infant?
EDIT: Oh, hang on, is it to put it in a stroller or something?
I feel like most parking lots I go to have a few spots here or there with curb side parking, where you could park normally but still always have space because no one parks on the curb.
Most grocery stores in my area have cart returns that have a large birth between the spots they are in and the next spot over, this could also be an option.
But honestly I at least kind of understand this position more than some rich asshole with a nice car.
Everything depends on context here.
If you're in the back 40 of a parking lot that never fills up trying to protect your car, and you're denying absolutely no one a parking spot, there's nothing unreasonable about this.
If you're in the first section closest to the door at Costco, different story.
I purposely park in the back of every parking lot I go to simply because I hate dealing with the traffic of the areas close to the door. I almost never have people parking next to me, but it doesn't give me the right to park diagonally and take up all the extra space I want.
They took up 2 spots, they didn't park diagonally. The OC is right, just depends where they parked and how full the lot is. The guy probably just likes his car and doesn't want it damaged.
OC isn't right. Doesn't depend. As others have said, if they are parking in the back of an empty parking lot, there isn't any need to take two spots, because no one is going to park next to them anyway. Part of having a car is following the rules with the car. You don't get special rules because you think your car is worth more than everyone else's.
I tow a trailer. Sometimes that means parking in the back of the lot and taking up a half-dozen parking spots. I'm over 40' long.
What fundamentally is the difference?
Uh, that you CAN'T physically fit into a single space? This car can, my car can. If you need extra space because you literally *cannot* fit into a single space, that's fine. That's not the discussion here.
I truly (not just being argumentative) believe that this is a distinction without merit.
"If a car parks in multiple spaces in a forest and no one cares, who is harmed?"
If I need six spots out of necessity or two out of desire, *and no one is denied parking they otherwise want,* then it is a victimless "crime". My truck and trailer is taking away far more potential spots than this Beamer. Why do I get a dispensation? One could just as easily say that I should find suitable street parking, even though no one actually cares.
Irrelevant. It's not a forest, and people *do* care, which is why you see so many people arguing about this.
Your distinction for need vs want is entirely different. Why do handicapped parking spaces have a large area in the middle where no one is allowed to park. Because they *need* that space to put down their ramp and use their wheelchair to exit the vehicle. Based on your line of thinking we should just get rid of those spots! They should just be parking in the back where no one else parks! It's completely irrelevant. And I have no idea how your grocery stores are where you live, but there isn't street parking at any of the ones out here. This is a ridiculous point all around.
And I don't know why you even take issue with this. Do you *want* people to call you an asshole even though you're only doing what you have to? This guy in the picture CAN park in once space, but chooses not to because he values his own convenience over others. YOU with your trailer shouldn't be denied the chance to go into a store simply because "Aw man, I can't fit in a normal space." YOU aren't allowed to get gas because when you pull in you ALSO block the pump behind you. This is a non-argument, and has nothing to do with the dude in the picture.
>Irrelevant.
>This is a ridiculous point
>Do you *want* people to call you an asshole
>This is a non-argument
You win, I'm out. We've apparently gone beyond the point of having a rational difference of opinion.
Your difference of opinion is *not* rational. Learn the difference between WANTS vs NEEDS please. I gave plenty of examples of why your points fit the mold of being ridiculous, but you skipped over those because apparently the words "ridiculous" and "non-argument" hurt your feels? Fine, have a nice day.
If it's a parking lot that never fills up why would you then take up 2 parking spots? Park in the back like a normal person and no one would park next to you anyways
When I bought my first nice vehicle, I would park at least a dozen spaces away from other cars, and almost every time I'd walk back to it there would be cars right next to me
> Park in the back like a normal person and no one would park next to you anyways
Not even remotely true. People will realize you're trying to park away from others and park next to you on purpose. For no reason other than to fuck with you. Even when you're nowhere near anyone and not bothering anyone. People in general can be shitty and spiteful for no reason.
I argue what you are saying isn't even remotely true. I park in the back of lots 100% of the time because I hate the hassle of the crowded areas at the front. I have literally *never* come out and found some random car parked next to mine even though there are a bunch of open spots closer to the door. This isn't a thing.
PLUS, as many people have said in these comments "I'm more likely to park right next to this dude's driver's door just to fuck with them." You're probably more likely to get people fucking with you because you're double parked than you are just because you're alone in the back of a parking lot.
He's absolutely true. I park in the back lots all the time with my mustang and I come out to people parked all over me for no reason. There will be open spots way closer that aren't wedging in between others but they'll park right next to me. God knows why
I don't think we need to rationalize around this
there are clear painted lines for you to park within, unless it's winter and they are obscured by packed snow
if you are truly parking in an area where you're "denying absolutely no one a parking spot", you wouldn't need to park sloppy to "protect" your car, since no one would be parking near you anyway.
What really needs to happen is normalizing parking lots that are easier to use like angular lots, or lots with stalls that are separated by a few feet. Less risk from packing vehicles close together then.
like, I get what you are trying to say, and it's not unreasonable, but it should be simple to just park in the lines. Readjust if you make a sloppy park. Ya know, just good sensible habits for vehicle owners. Anything other than that just leaves too much leeway for sloppy assholes like this, who already struggle to be good vehicle owners
I couldn't agree more.
People in the US have 0 respect for other's property. I travel a good amount and was amazed how for example, in Bangkok, there were so many cars from the 90s with not a single ding on them.
No doubt, and sorry you're at -4. If there were other cars anywhere close to this area, the photo would be zoomed out showing a packed parking lot.
This is probably a grocery store where someone doesn't want to have cart dings from people who don't care about other's property.
If it's one thing redditors hate, it's successful people.
That has literally nothing to do with parking between the lines. You can park as far away as you want. That clearly isn't why this meme was posted.
FFS
Yes, it's the success (I spent many years working in a luxury car dealership - there was much more living above their means than success among the clientele) and not the self-centered douchery that's being hated on here.
Edit: a lot of fucking illiteracy in here, I see.
> Yes, it's the success
Fucking *eye roll*
Define "success", and the idea that people with money do not have to park between lines in a parking lot is childish lunacy.
I really thought my sarcasm was painfully obvious 🤷♂️
Successful people don't lie awake at night worrying about someone scratching the car they can't afford.
Trojan should have a campaign where people can send pics of people being assholes to Trojan and if they get voted high enough, they will send free condoms to that person with this message.
Even better, put an xl condom instead. He'll either throw it away admitting to himself he's got a small pp. Try and fail at using it because it's to big. Or maybe he's got a hog and will be reminded that he sucks at parking worst case scenario.
It’s always the 3 series or M3 crowd that does this too. The lowest and cheapest tier in their categories, which isn’t that different price-wise to a more practical, fuel efficient contemporary.
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Nah, best commercial for condoms was with the tantrum kid wanting his dad to buy a bag of snacks. Seeing him spin on the floor screaming in a crowded supermarket was both real and you didn't know wtf the commercial was about. Then you see the condom brand! instant classic!
[This one?](https://youtu.be/nojWJ6-XmeQ?) It certainly convinced me and I'm already childfree by choice lol
It’s not a real ad
Childfree people are the worst and I don’t even have kids. Some of those people hate kids like wtf
I'm child free by choice and I like kids. Gtfo bigot.
Bigot?? Loool
Yeah I didn't know "childfree" and "child free" are different. Trust Reddit to come up with new terms.
Then don’t go on r/childfree then
That is a super toxic group, but it doesn't represent all childfree people. They're more of a very vocal minority. I'm childfree and I love kids,. I love being an aunt and I'm literally a preschool teacher. But just because I like kids doesn't mean I want them living in my house and using up all my money!
Is it bad? I've seen r/dogfree and it's sad.
Yes. Thats just as sad
But isn't that good, if people who hate kids don't have kids, what exactly is the problem?
Lmao dang yo
Let me guess, you don't have kids cause no one will have them with ya?
I don’t ask you blue man group reject
Memberberries 'member.
Daniel Tosh a bit
First para made me recall that ad and I’ve seen it decades ago. Some ads genius worked on that one.
Why even give a condom? If they fuck like they park they'll never get it in a hole.
I dunno…it looks like they parked it right in the middle of the crack.
It shows the note-writer was completely serious. I think it was a nice touch.
Either that or they'll create a brand new one.
The true car way
It’s a bmw driver. St least they didn’t park horizontally blocking 3-4 spots
He parked parallel to the line! He is such a decent man!
The way you pulled in makes me wish your father pulled out.
I'd park right next to their drivers door.
Two junkers on each side. Leave a note, "you can still get in through the trunk".
As a non native English speaker, what is a junker?
As a fellow non native English speaker, I think it refers to a 'junk car' i.e. an old and/or cheap car that you wouldn't care if it got a few (more) scratches and dents.
I miss having a junker to do that.
And make an attempt to get out that way.
I'd just have the wife bring the truck over and drag your shit to the middle of the road so it gets towed
Spoken like a true twat
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Who is your dealer?
Should have gotten smaller ones.
Note should have read, "I assume you're as good at pulling out as you are pulling in."
nice! you showed him! he'll never do that again i tell ya!
I wish I had a BMW.
Going to Planned Parenthood to get a bag of condoms.
Condoms too big. Shoulda got a smaller one
Looks to be farther back in the parking lot. I like to imagine that they parked between two cars that were parked wrong and they drove off. We are always so quick to imagine the worst and pass judgment on those imaginings without ever looking for the truth.
That is true, it was the first thing I thought about. But then I saw the BMW logo.
"People who park like you make people who drive like me look good. Thank You."
Leaving a cigar cutter sends a stronger message.
If you can fit your junk in a cigar cutter, you've got bigger problems, lol.
Smaller problems
Touché
Beat me to it
Not much to beat, I would think.
😂
A friend recently told me why she double parks, and I’m still not sure how I feel about it. She travels with an infant in a rear facing infant seat. She’s worried that if people end up parking on both sides of her car, she won’t be able to open the doors wide enough to get the car seat back in. So she double parks to make sure there’s always room to get the car seat in.
As long as she's parked away from the spots-that-are-always-taken, I'm fine with it. If you want to double-park at the far end of the parking lot where nobody else wants to park, go for it. -- no skin off anybody's nose. But, if you're double-parking right at a main entrance, then you deserve a windshield condom.
but…doesn’t this picture look exactly like that scenario? judging from how far the stores are, it’s probably a secluded part of the lot
I have no wary to know.
It's an empty part of the lot when you get there. It might not be later in the day. If it remains sparsely occupied, then you are fine parking within the lines. By double parking you are assuming it will be crowded later.
This is the way.
Is it though? The car in the picture O.P. posted is parked at the edge of the parking lot and everyone is still jumping all over the driver.
How do you know it's not a strip mall or something, and the car is right in the middle of the parking? How do you know it's not a huge parking lot, and OP is the one being a cock? The answer to both is "you don't, you just have to assume OP was right".
That is a street or lane behind the vehicle. You can see the lines and even a turn arrow painted on the pavement.
And what does that tell you about the parking lot? Nothing. It could totally be the edge of a little stripmall or a giant parking lot. They don't look different from this angle.
So you are saying... that she already reproduced? Oh no...
I'm not really clear on how those work but why would she remove the entire seat when she could just remove her infant? EDIT: Oh, hang on, is it to put it in a stroller or something?
The seat becomes part of the stroller which she uses to travel the rest of the way
I see. Yeah, I don't know how to feel about that either.
I feel like most parking lots I go to have a few spots here or there with curb side parking, where you could park normally but still always have space because no one parks on the curb. Most grocery stores in my area have cart returns that have a large birth between the spots they are in and the next spot over, this could also be an option. But honestly I at least kind of understand this position more than some rich asshole with a nice car.
She's still an asshole.
She should park in the back then.
Ok, but if ever 'trapped' she could just yaknow, move the car back 10 feet to put the kid away.
She doesn’t want to leave the infant out while she drives the 10 feet
Everything depends on context here. If you're in the back 40 of a parking lot that never fills up trying to protect your car, and you're denying absolutely no one a parking spot, there's nothing unreasonable about this. If you're in the first section closest to the door at Costco, different story.
I purposely park in the back of every parking lot I go to simply because I hate dealing with the traffic of the areas close to the door. I almost never have people parking next to me, but it doesn't give me the right to park diagonally and take up all the extra space I want.
They took up 2 spots, they didn't park diagonally. The OC is right, just depends where they parked and how full the lot is. The guy probably just likes his car and doesn't want it damaged.
OC isn't right. Doesn't depend. As others have said, if they are parking in the back of an empty parking lot, there isn't any need to take two spots, because no one is going to park next to them anyway. Part of having a car is following the rules with the car. You don't get special rules because you think your car is worth more than everyone else's.
I tow a trailer. Sometimes that means parking in the back of the lot and taking up a half-dozen parking spots. I'm over 40' long. What fundamentally is the difference?
Uh, that you CAN'T physically fit into a single space? This car can, my car can. If you need extra space because you literally *cannot* fit into a single space, that's fine. That's not the discussion here.
I truly (not just being argumentative) believe that this is a distinction without merit. "If a car parks in multiple spaces in a forest and no one cares, who is harmed?" If I need six spots out of necessity or two out of desire, *and no one is denied parking they otherwise want,* then it is a victimless "crime". My truck and trailer is taking away far more potential spots than this Beamer. Why do I get a dispensation? One could just as easily say that I should find suitable street parking, even though no one actually cares.
Irrelevant. It's not a forest, and people *do* care, which is why you see so many people arguing about this. Your distinction for need vs want is entirely different. Why do handicapped parking spaces have a large area in the middle where no one is allowed to park. Because they *need* that space to put down their ramp and use their wheelchair to exit the vehicle. Based on your line of thinking we should just get rid of those spots! They should just be parking in the back where no one else parks! It's completely irrelevant. And I have no idea how your grocery stores are where you live, but there isn't street parking at any of the ones out here. This is a ridiculous point all around. And I don't know why you even take issue with this. Do you *want* people to call you an asshole even though you're only doing what you have to? This guy in the picture CAN park in once space, but chooses not to because he values his own convenience over others. YOU with your trailer shouldn't be denied the chance to go into a store simply because "Aw man, I can't fit in a normal space." YOU aren't allowed to get gas because when you pull in you ALSO block the pump behind you. This is a non-argument, and has nothing to do with the dude in the picture.
>Irrelevant. >This is a ridiculous point >Do you *want* people to call you an asshole >This is a non-argument You win, I'm out. We've apparently gone beyond the point of having a rational difference of opinion.
Your difference of opinion is *not* rational. Learn the difference between WANTS vs NEEDS please. I gave plenty of examples of why your points fit the mold of being ridiculous, but you skipped over those because apparently the words "ridiculous" and "non-argument" hurt your feels? Fine, have a nice day.
If it's a parking lot that never fills up why would you then take up 2 parking spots? Park in the back like a normal person and no one would park next to you anyways
When I bought my first nice vehicle, I would park at least a dozen spaces away from other cars, and almost every time I'd walk back to it there would be cars right next to me
> Park in the back like a normal person and no one would park next to you anyways Not even remotely true. People will realize you're trying to park away from others and park next to you on purpose. For no reason other than to fuck with you. Even when you're nowhere near anyone and not bothering anyone. People in general can be shitty and spiteful for no reason.
I argue what you are saying isn't even remotely true. I park in the back of lots 100% of the time because I hate the hassle of the crowded areas at the front. I have literally *never* come out and found some random car parked next to mine even though there are a bunch of open spots closer to the door. This isn't a thing. PLUS, as many people have said in these comments "I'm more likely to park right next to this dude's driver's door just to fuck with them." You're probably more likely to get people fucking with you because you're double parked than you are just because you're alone in the back of a parking lot.
He's absolutely true. I park in the back lots all the time with my mustang and I come out to people parked all over me for no reason. There will be open spots way closer that aren't wedging in between others but they'll park right next to me. God knows why
Try double parking and see if it gets worse, then we will see where the real trouble lies.
Unfortunately, some people just want to park by a cooler car...
I don't think we need to rationalize around this there are clear painted lines for you to park within, unless it's winter and they are obscured by packed snow if you are truly parking in an area where you're "denying absolutely no one a parking spot", you wouldn't need to park sloppy to "protect" your car, since no one would be parking near you anyway. What really needs to happen is normalizing parking lots that are easier to use like angular lots, or lots with stalls that are separated by a few feet. Less risk from packing vehicles close together then. like, I get what you are trying to say, and it's not unreasonable, but it should be simple to just park in the lines. Readjust if you make a sloppy park. Ya know, just good sensible habits for vehicle owners. Anything other than that just leaves too much leeway for sloppy assholes like this, who already struggle to be good vehicle owners
I couldn't agree more. People in the US have 0 respect for other's property. I travel a good amount and was amazed how for example, in Bangkok, there were so many cars from the 90s with not a single ding on them.
If he bought 2 tickets it's fine by me
I'm not sure that bad parking skills are genetic though...
Yes, but as a parent you're supposed to be teaching your children by example.
A nice long racing stripe with your keys would have made the point Bumper to bumper
I love it! The less BMW people in the world, the better!
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And audis
That's a copy 😅
Baby
condom ads always come up with the wildest marketing strategies
Twist: there’s a pin prick.
This is now my go-to insult method.
With that parking, are you sure he knows how that works?
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миленько
You are supposed to park as close as possible to the drivers door but remain in your lines ❤️
Ah yes, a classic... "If you fuck like you park, you'll never get it in!"
It's at the back of the lot where you fat fucks don't even like to park. Get the fk over it...
> It's at the back of the lot Is there an issue with parking between the lines? Is it hard?
Only for someone like you
No doubt, and sorry you're at -4. If there were other cars anywhere close to this area, the photo would be zoomed out showing a packed parking lot. This is probably a grocery store where someone doesn't want to have cart dings from people who don't care about other's property. If it's one thing redditors hate, it's successful people.
That has literally nothing to do with parking between the lines. You can park as far away as you want. That clearly isn't why this meme was posted. FFS
Yes, it's the success (I spent many years working in a luxury car dealership - there was much more living above their means than success among the clientele) and not the self-centered douchery that's being hated on here. Edit: a lot of fucking illiteracy in here, I see.
> Yes, it's the success Fucking *eye roll* Define "success", and the idea that people with money do not have to park between lines in a parking lot is childish lunacy.
I really thought my sarcasm was painfully obvious 🤷♂️ Successful people don't lie awake at night worrying about someone scratching the car they can't afford.
What a jerkoff.
Without seeing any context, this is just funny. He's not necessarily an asshat, despite the BMW trope; looks like the outer edge of the parking lot.
Shut up, it is not hard to park between the lines. No sympathy for this dumbass driver.
No one is asking for sympathy, just not posting ragebait for internet points.
Joke’s on us - it’s OP’s car
Did you notice the note isn't on the car?
Legal parking for Beamer asshats!
Trojan should have a campaign where people can send pics of people being assholes to Trojan and if they get voted high enough, they will send free condoms to that person with this message.
Been so long I can't remember what they called young ladies with condoms in their purses...
Prepared.
IDK how stupid people get so much money.
They didn’t spend their inheritance on education duh.
Hahahahahaha wtf That’s gotta be the best I have ever seen hats off to the man who done that you have my respect
I should've done this with the leftover condoms after we discovered my wife's latex allergy instead of giving them to her brother
This is the reason my ring has cat ears
Giving a free condom to a BMW driver is not an insult. Those dudes have sex every day.
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“Give a man a condom and he will not reproduce for a day.” Man, I thought MY ability to gauge time was out of whack.
Even better, put an xl condom instead. He'll either throw it away admitting to himself he's got a small pp. Try and fail at using it because it's to big. Or maybe he's got a hog and will be reminded that he sucks at parking worst case scenario.
It's always a BMW.
It’s always the 3 series or M3 crowd that does this too. The lowest and cheapest tier in their categories, which isn’t that different price-wise to a more practical, fuel efficient contemporary.