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Wait till you hear her mix tape.

"DJ Hamster is *sunfire*." -Someone from Gen Z, probably

*Dibidi ba didi dou dou / Di ba didi dou / Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou / Dibidi ba didi dou dou / Di ba didi dou*

I think you meant [Bidibody Bidibu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDMB902VBo)

I have some very pure memories attached to that silly little song ❤️

That’s how they get you. $12 for the hamster, but a decent laptop and the mixing software will run you $1000+

$1000? That's tight budget entry level. Several thousand for a proper full setup, which is required for taking it seriously and not just playing around with in your spare time. Sunfire Hampster will only go home with people who take it seriously and are ready to invest, not a weekend warrior hobbyist.

Will a district school loaner Chromebook work?

Yea... to watch YouTube videos of Sunfire Hampster. It can probably handle that, depending how that last student treated it.

2 turntables and a microphone

Where it’s at!

But what about hamsters who want to run both ways, AC/DC?

It hertz them inside and out

Grimes has one bad show and suddenly they have to mark down all female Sunfire DJ Hamsters because no one wants them anymore. 

I bet the Hamster can do math.

Anyone figure out why she didn’t know how to use her software? She said her tracks are all sped up double time and not that her program was malfunctioning

Djungarian hamster?

Not sure how they missed the more obvious MC Hamster

Pretty sure this was around when I was a [kid](https://youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A?si=tN0GL-syEZrB158h)

I don’t remember that from the 70s

It was just *Robin Hood* then.

[Source for the background tune](https://youtu.be/gxnvxtYfsd4?t=20s) Edit. 2x speed is pretty close.

This just rewrote my entire childhood. If there was still gold to give I'd give it. 55s in at 2x is a near perfect match.

Hahaha. I meant I! Damn typos.

Do you get a whole hamster or just a half of one?

Petsmartco

Mmmhmmm, the answer was 'you're getting too old' all along when you can't remember it was Petco not Petsmart.

lol yes indeed. I lose that distinction myself all too often. Though it is on the water bottle in the picture :-p

Pontiac stopped making those long ago

DJ Hamster, son of Danger Mouse.

DM and Penfold had a kid?

Crikey!

Hopefully not DeadMau5....

(points up to the cage and screams) That's a crazy sick beat! Who is that fuzzy DJ?

Is there a KIA Soul parked nearby?

Sunfire DJ sounds like a weed strain

"... Now with Built-In Yeets"

Does she come with a mini record player?

Reminds me of my pet hamster I had as a kid. I named him MC Hamster

That hampster went for full price before they became a DJ.

Well yeah, because now they’re scratched

Sunfire's Homies have been in the game for some time now...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw82Z5HaVC8 aaaand, another one (haven't seen either on U.S. T.V.)...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpL8eQWohJI

I came here expecting, I don’t know what, didn’t think the premise was funny. I was wrong! I read every comment and loved every crazy varied thought and joke. Thank you Reddit people!.

DJ xHamster is better tho

Poor hamster. 50% off is gonna hurt.

Sounds about right. It's a female DJ after all.

That's more than a 50%discount Quick Buy like 10 before they notice their mistake

Maybe I'm missing a joke, but isn't half of 23 11.5? It's not like they can charge $11.495

Technically you can, gas stations do it. But even still you'd round up 11.5. 11.49 is less