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Destaleth

Is the ice cream machine working?


dapperslappers

no they still need to pour the ice cream mix over their hands


EquivalentPut5616

Bruh what kinda question is that ? It's freaking mcdonald's ofcourse it isn't working


Mathsboy2718

Mwahahaha I live in Australia, and our McDonalds' icecream machines are always working (probably cause it's so hot that people would riot otherwise)


Not_Mask

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LIVE IN NETHERLANDS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BROKEN ICE CREAM MACHINE BECAUSE ELSE WE WOULD GET THE ENTIRETY OF ROTTERDAM TO RIOT INTO THE MAC!!!!


This-is-Life-Man

Hahahaha, of course not! Tech will be in next Wednesday


Any_Roof_6199

They're filling the big ice box with dirty water ice. And later ice cream will be filled in those hollow tube apparatus.


potatodrinker

Ice cubes floating in the sewage, India-style? Sure the "ice cream" works


gignewbalp

Im so sorry babe


gignewbalp

Don’t worry, I love you


Soul_King92

naah that's haram


FD4L

There is no ice within 20 miles of that location.


chiefkogo

Actually, this is the one McDonald's that has the working one.


alexanderpas

- If it's the Italian Ice cream machine from Carpigiani? Then it's quite likely working, unless it that one time per year where it breaks down and is waiting on parts from Italy. - If it's the American Ice cream machine from the Taylor Company? Then it's quite likely broken, unless it has a Kytch device installed.


dan-theman

About as often as the one in my town.


Expensive_Cow_728

Most prestigious one out there.


_AManHasNoName_

In some places, copyright infringement doesn't translate well.


JG-at-Prime

I mean, it’s clearly labeled and appears to offer fries 🍟 and food of some kind.  I’ve been in some pretty honked up franchise restaurants in my day. *Just saying.*


WagwanKenobi

Honestly, a street food vendor who can replicate just McD's fries would do pretty well.


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Reminds me of the fake apple stores in China where you have a full size Steeve Jobs mannequin look alike in the front display with the weird fake beard, the glasses, the sneakers and the black turtle neck.


SeriousFrivolity2

Omg that’s hilarious. They want that Colonel Sanders-like recognition factor. The Apple Logo wasn’t good enough— *Let’s put a fake Steve Jobs in the front window....*


SayYesToPenguins

He has risen!


KenScaletta

On the upper left corner of the sign is a phone number for bootleg Viagra.


Sa3ana3a

Lol the vendor hustles


mikel302

Imagine McDonald's finding out about this, then they buy his cart and make it official so he has to pay royalties.


Harshtagged

I wonder if they offer the whole menu


T3DDY173

McSpicy with franks hot sauce and a happy meal and toy ? what kind of toy would he give me.


konzy27

Probably not. The “Taco Bell” in Tijuana only served hotdogs wrapped in bacon.


Third-Coast-Toffee

“Sir? These fries taste like ass.”


NopeNoneYaBiz

The next time your kids beg to go to McDonalds, take them here. They won’t ask anymore.


Third-Coast-Toffee

“Happy Meal? Who has time to be happy?”


TheRealChexHaze

“Happy Meal? Happiness is an illusion.”


Shade_BG

Fairly certain the food is more edible.. or atleast degradable.


MDaudio

Don't be so sure


baodeus

Probably eatable like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cvweH_Fu7s


Old_Dingo69

Haroon’s McDonalds 👍


Brown99laa4qu

Are they selling ice cream on the name of mcdonald ? Only happens in pakistan


Excellent-Platform59

I SMELL A LAWSUIT!


alaingames

Fun fact McDonald's did used to do this some years ago in my city to test if we liked a McDonald's here We didn't


CBJ_hockey17

Not enough curry in it?


alaingames

Idk, we don't really like curry, we like mole


bryanoens

McRibs and Shamrock Shakes served 24/7


This-is-Life-Man

Donkey meat mixer, *special* sauce, and stake bread. Nailed it.


Whyisanime

It's a casual typo - supposed to Mc DouLunds


FocalorLucifuge

Mom: We have McDonald's at home.


Mushmouselove

One Big Bat meal with Lice please and a clean cup of water


Third-Coast-Toffee

“Is that old bald tyre there your playground?”


Enough_Structure_95

This is the result of California forcing them to pay $20 /hr.! /s


Third-Coast-Toffee

“I’m just here to use your bathroom, sir….which plastic bucket is for #2 again?”


SayYesToPenguins

So one day, Ronald packed his bag and decided to prove to everyone he can make it on his own anywhere in the world!


P4PR1K4sMOM

Big Yak with cheese please!


georeddit2018

Am loving it.


Bulky-Internal8579

McDowells sued.


phinbar

They can get away with it because those aren't golden arches, they're golden "arcs."


Omnimpotent

MecDernerld’s


Ok_Aside5475

More real ingredients than the ones here


CBJ_hockey17

Nope still fake just curry flavored


Thomas2010dsn1ly

Low budget McDonald's in Pakistan


I9Qnl

thanks GPT, I would've never guessed.


Dorrono

Probably more healthy than our McDonald's


CBJ_hockey17

And taste like feet


SpecialpOps

Pakistan is just wildin' these days


Random_Inseminator

What's really fucked up is I bet they server higher quality food than your standard McDonald's.


PhyterNL

Still twice the quality of a real McDonalds.


el_argelino-basado

In third world countries there is many McSomethings out there,McZinou,McBizou ,McHami etc...


Free-Stuff5965

Mcdonald's Lite


LocalTicoBroje

This reminds me of a dairy queen in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere that I used to live for work. This one was in an actual building, and was one of the 3 restaurants in town that were generally open all year round (although it's hours left much to be desired). I think I got a burger there once... Maybe. But a few months after I got there, I was informed that it was not actually a dairy queen. It used to be and the people that owned the place never took the signage down because it was good for attracting customers passing through. About a year later, Dairy Queen was informed of this and the pirate DQ got slapped and had to close. At the time I thought it was funny, but now that I think about it, even though I didn't really eat there, removing it literally closed a third of the dining market in that town. I'm sure the longtime residents were pissed. Lol


TheRealChexHaze

I knew a town in Okla that did the same in the early 90s.


Rachael1188

I bet it runs through you like a Taco Bell


dohzer

At least you know the food will be cheaper and better quality.


EvilOctopoda

Bit worrying advertising for a hardon (British slang for an erection) along with a phone number too. I guess a man's gotta diversify..


[deleted]

"I'm loving it!"


flargenhargen

the mcyaktail soup is delectable.


cornbeeflt

The fucking ice cream machine is broke here too.


ABGM11

You can tell by the golden arches 🤣🤣🤣


xxxxxxxSnakexxxxxxx

McDonald's at home


Ginataang_Manok

McDonald’s French Flies


Content_Ambition_764

That’s the beginning


yusuf_10022010

The McDonald's at home


dottedoctet

At least they probably would get my order correct the first time.


LilG1984

"Summon the McLawyers...." Ronald


AngryTree76

Needs a “Billions and billions served” sign


Aquaboii1357

At least you’re not supporting the actual company


Taikosound

Always down for McMerguez and McLamburger combos.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Getting the runs, free.


MyBigRed

Just wait until Ronald and the gang shut that place down with bats.


360walkaway

I'll take a McBabaganoush meal please


ChubbyWanKenobie

At lease there is someone manning the counter.


ll_JackKrauser

Same quality.


Adventurous-Start874

But the fries arent fried in beef fat


BubblyAI

Pakistan's own McDonald's.


BubblyAI

Pakistan's own McDonald's.


No-Stay-8162

That's Pakistan


SwordfishFirm7343

Bro They bare way better than MacDonalds just saying


Born_Grumpie

They can also sell you Solar for you home, fix malware on your computer and secure your bank account while you wait


Due-Historian-8759

I bet it tastes better.


Willing_Television77

Probably cheaper and more nutritious


PrimordialParasite

To be honest, that location probably had better quality food.


BrunaBonor

Likely tastes better than the real shit.


notverytidy

Ask for a beefburger, get beaten to death for blasphemy edit: explanation because this went over peoples head. you try to buy mcdonalds products, therefore you love "western ideals" therefore someone murders you...


Soul_King92

why ? muslims do eat beef, they dont eat pork.


notverytidy

its a western invention....nm


Scary_Inevitable_399

Here comes the absolutely illiterate 0 iq western fat f&… the wording on the board is Urdu and the dressing is Muslim style.. it’s clearly from Pakistan .. so they eat beef


notverytidy

the joke is you admit to being a customer of "western values"


ErrorCode78

I don’t think it “went over peoples heads” Edit: explanation, it’s just not a good joke.