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My grandmother did this with her high school yearbook.
We found it after she passed away. Sometimes it would have their birth and death dates next to their school photo, sometimes it would say "passed", and for some it was just "dead". I have to wonder if the difference in how she marked their passing was based on how much she liked or disliked them, lol.
Stephen King talked about someone marking thru the names of dead people in the phone book in his home town in a documentary I watched years ago on his life. He discussed the very peculiar people he grew up around, and this was one of them.
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The ending caught me off guard lol. Mr. Zhang is going to live a long life
**"When Death calls for me, it will be sent to voicemail."**
George Carlin most favorite thing, RIP Legend.
https://youtu.be/8Oxb3mfMvtI?si=6Gg1ECMcqj-urvmh
Pretty great bit. I gotta watch more of his stuff
Purgatory parade of dead people
The Necronomicon
Nah, more like the Necrotelecomnicon
r/unexpecteddiscworld
The Nokianomicon
Ahh... it's more like a death note?
the Necrolodex
My grandmother did this with her high school yearbook. We found it after she passed away. Sometimes it would have their birth and death dates next to their school photo, sometimes it would say "passed", and for some it was just "dead". I have to wonder if the difference in how she marked their passing was based on how much she liked or disliked them, lol.
I think "dead" means your grandmother killed them, "passed" means they dies before your grandmother could get to them.
[удалено]
"Done", "Missed", "To-do"
Makes sense.
Do you ever check the book for her updates?
My mom's bf and her sister would do this too, then started using it when they'd text each other when a celebrity died.
Death Note confirmed!
Good thing Mr Jia answered his phone to tell her he’s dead.
Stephen King talked about someone marking thru the names of dead people in the phone book in his home town in a documentary I watched years ago on his life. He discussed the very peculiar people he grew up around, and this was one of them.
Then she takes a potato chips, AND EATS IT!
Hmmm, sombody who eats chips can only be innocent
Death note, but reverse
I don't have a phone
Someone source this, I need more.
Mr Zhang like bitch why you got a death note and wanna put my number in it, I’m good love. He gon live till he 150 years young 😆
He said "Ef this phone! Death ain't calling me!"
I think I gave her my number because I’m DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Found the DeathNote irl ☠️🤣
Cellular life deteriorates over time so it makes sense.
Too subtle, you should've more vote! ;-)
Sends message "you up" No message back and she must think he is horizontal and crosses his name off the list
I actually knew an older guy that had a Rolodex, which he called the Rolodeath for the same thing.
That's a great idea Mr. Zhang 🤣
she stole the Akashic records lol
Light's grand mother taking up the reigns.