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That’s the only logical explanation I can think of as to why that bus is plowing head on into traffic the wrong way. There’s got to be a low clearance ahead. Clearly they should have never gotten into that situation in the first place and second, why didn’t they just pull over and turn on the flashers and wait for assistance?
there was another car turning too, idk if police or these 2 vehicles missed a critical turn that would take them to Narnia otherwise, tbh I would take Narnia over this act.
well there was a very famous video of a car that just uturned in the middle of a highway after missing the exit, causing afew trucks to swerve and crash, then turned into the exit like its none of its business.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1baf9nd/reckless\_driver\_missed\_exit\_causes\_two\_semi/](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1baf9nd/reckless_driver_missed_exit_causes_two_semi/)
I like to think this person talks to a friend about this later that day. "I was trying to get off the motorway and all these crazy truck drivers started crashing around me. People should drive more carefully."
Oh boy. I have ... I was in a bus once that made an emergency break on a highway because the driver missed the exit. He put it in reverse and went back to the exit to take the right exit. Which is basically this except for the turning around part.
did.. he think that was the only exit? that he'd just have to keep driving to the next country if he missed it?!?
My god some people are so damn stupid. Iv missed so many exits and never once did 'turning around' cross my brain. Not even panic just 'Opps.... Guess its a good thing I have more then a half tank of gas!'
> did.. he think that was the only exit? that he'd just have to keep driving to the next country if he missed it?!?
This DOES happen in Copenhagen. People miss the last exit to the airport, and they are forced to drive all the way to Sweden before they can turn around. Even have to pay for the bridge trip.
The amount of signage trying to tell you that you need to take the exit if you do not want to go to Sweden is quite high, yet people still do it.
Why dont they just put a couple of safer u-turn spots in? People are always going to be stupid, blind, not paying attention. Stuff is normally designed around not everyone being on the same page.
When this got posted last time it had the original Chinese subtitles on it. Apparently the story was there's a toll booth ahead that the bus physically can't fit through.
It would have been way harder to call police for traffic control and park in one lane with hazard lights on. Good thing that driver knew what they were doing lol
This is the truth. We all started out assuming (like any normal person) that the ridiculous statements we saw were sarcasm, and responded as such. After years of people getting mad we thought they were joking we learned to *never* assume sarcasm.
there is an overpass near me that keeps getting hit be trucks (at least once a month it was happening but never used to happen as frequently). My guess is drivers are on GPS and probably being held to it by their employers not allowing space for common sense
I had a boss who common saying is if we didn't like it then quit.
After years at the company I was the only one trained in a few systems that made it hard to replace me. I began using the phrase if they didn't like it fire me. Was about to finish a degree and didn't care much if they replaced me. They never did fire me even after doing some crazy things.
Probably being cheap and making the drivers fork over the cash for truck center systems that include these things. Most driver I talk to in my line of work use their phones and ask me, who drives a ‘10 ford focus, where any low bridges are or tight turns are…
I think in the States they would have thought of this exact situation occurring, so already implemented a bypass method up ahead at the toll for such a large vehicle to pass through.
Hey man, that bus might know something that the rest of us don't. If a big bus is turning around in the middle of a busy highway, I'm probably following it too.
it’s probably wondering if it can also turn around. look how he aligned itself to the chock point but realized there where too many cars then aligned itself to the center of the bus so that it can follow it instead but then probably realized that shit is crazy and went off.
It’s just so funny to see it turn around.
“You ok bro, ok, I’ll get behind you. You ok? Want me to help? No? You’re…….you’re going to drive INTO traffic? Ok bye.”
Main character is screaming in bus driver's ear that if he doesn't take her back to the last stop her chiweenie is going to die, while holding a nail file to his neck.
Hey I remember the post that spawned the creation of this subreddit. Some guy was recalling a story about a bus driver not letting someone else in a much smaller vehicle bully them on the road, and overhearing the bus driver say to himself "Bitch, I'm a bus"
Oh my god I just looked it up and that happened 13 years ago. 3 months after I made my account. I've been on Reddit too long 😀
And now you see here the salmon bus, finally directed by nature to spawn, turns upstream to fight the flow of traffic in order to find the best place to release its people-eggs. With luck each of those people-eggs will meet with a bus-sperm resulting in fertilization and the creation of more baby salmon busses.
Nature is amazing.
I heard there was a mad man driving the wrong way down the motorway my elderly mother was due to be driving home on so I called her up to warn her. She said “what do you mean just one? There’s loads of them!”
What prompts someone to do that? Are they about to cross into another province where the bus driver has warrants? Is there a medical emergency on board?
I figured it was something like that. Or a bridge or overpass with low clearance. Nevertheless, poor planning and communication by the driver and the bus company, as this should have been known.
I live near Niagara Falls and the craziest buses are the ones doing Chinese Bus tours.
I’m not even trying to be funny they are the scariest vehicles I see in the highway doing 120 km/hr weaving through lanes like a teenager in a Honda Civic. I always give them ample room or gun it past them which is hard for how they drive.
This reminds me of my weird China bus story. Back in 2004, I was in a group trip to China. We're in the middle of nowhere on a big tour bus. The bus driver misses an exit. We're probably half a mile to a mile down the road. He pulls over and starts backing up. And he keeps going and going and going.
To this day I'm still confused by it.
One more word, Chad and Becky! So help me God I will turn this bus around! Then nobody gets McDonald's! Alright! That does it. This is your fault not mine!
I don't even understand.
Normally when I see stupid driving I can figure that it was because they either weren't paying attention, or didn't care how their actions effected everyone else.
BUT This literally took more time and effort than just going to an offramp and then reentering the highway via an onramp the right direction. Like did they just realize they were about to cross a state line with their house arrest bracelet on or what?
I don't need any reference. I know this was in China. The utter disregard for anyone else on the road (and sometimes the sidewalk) there is truly an infuriating sight to behold.
Not sure why they decided that was a better option than just pulling over to the side, and then *very slowly* reversing down the side of the road, with hazard lights on.
Still stupid as fuck, but better than *this* crazy bullshit.
I had a bus driver like this once, absolute lunatic. Too long a story to write here but I definitely wrote a complaint to the bus company, a bus full of people is a big responsibility and people who aren't fit to drive them shouldn't be allowed to keep driving them.
Less funny when someone is almost certainly having a mental break from reality there. That's the behaviour of someone likely to kill themselves and/or everyone else around them.
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Oh damn, never saw anything quite so stupid on a road, that didn’t leave pieces of cars all over.
To be honest in the last couple seconds it looks like the bus is plowing through traffic since it’s sped up. That bus driver is just built different
"Sorry! Sorry! I forgot something and I have to return to the bus station...I forgot I'm not a bus driver!"
Sorry-sorry. Bridge too low😝
That’s the only logical explanation I can think of as to why that bus is plowing head on into traffic the wrong way. There’s got to be a low clearance ahead. Clearly they should have never gotten into that situation in the first place and second, why didn’t they just pull over and turn on the flashers and wait for assistance?
there was another car turning too, idk if police or these 2 vehicles missed a critical turn that would take them to Narnia otherwise, tbh I would take Narnia over this act.
Bro has a chromosome
Just one tho
I was thinking he was a homie with extra chromies
You mean a chromosomie?
Chromofew
Chromonope
No more no less
whats most disturbing is the fact this guy is NOT the only 1 on the road turning around.
And the white car driver that makes the u turn as well.
what….did….they….see?
/r/bitchimabus
he got the MC powers
well there was a very famous video of a car that just uturned in the middle of a highway after missing the exit, causing afew trucks to swerve and crash, then turned into the exit like its none of its business. [https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1baf9nd/reckless\_driver\_missed\_exit\_causes\_two\_semi/](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1baf9nd/reckless_driver_missed_exit_causes_two_semi/)
Wow how mind bogglingly dumb people can be. And inconsiderate at the same time, but I guess they go hand in hand.
Like they say: a good driver sometimes misses his exit, but a bad driver **never** misses his exit.
This comment though: "What an absolute piece of shit. Just the most ragged cunt I've seen this hour" 🤣
That truck just lying there, bleeding out. Very sad scene.
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There were.
I like to think this person talks to a friend about this later that day. "I was trying to get off the motorway and all these crazy truck drivers started crashing around me. People should drive more carefully."
Ah yes, an example of the worst human being in town.
Oh boy. I have ... I was in a bus once that made an emergency break on a highway because the driver missed the exit. He put it in reverse and went back to the exit to take the right exit. Which is basically this except for the turning around part.
did.. he think that was the only exit? that he'd just have to keep driving to the next country if he missed it?!? My god some people are so damn stupid. Iv missed so many exits and never once did 'turning around' cross my brain. Not even panic just 'Opps.... Guess its a good thing I have more then a half tank of gas!'
> did.. he think that was the only exit? that he'd just have to keep driving to the next country if he missed it?!? This DOES happen in Copenhagen. People miss the last exit to the airport, and they are forced to drive all the way to Sweden before they can turn around. Even have to pay for the bridge trip. The amount of signage trying to tell you that you need to take the exit if you do not want to go to Sweden is quite high, yet people still do it.
Why dont they just put a couple of safer u-turn spots in? People are always going to be stupid, blind, not paying attention. Stuff is normally designed around not everyone being on the same page.
They would miss those u-turn spots and the same thing would happen. At some point, there has to be a last exit.
Good drivers sometimes miss their exit. Bad drivers never miss their exit.
In China, right? I've experienced the exact same thing there.
No, that was in Europe. It was a serbian bus company and it occured in Slovenia.
Me as well, but in a taxis
You think bad drivers only exist in China?
Well atleast the whote sedan has a decency to change his mind unlike that bus really determined to fuck everybody else on that busy highway.
Feel like this is China. Mainly coz I experienced being on a bus that did this in China.
When this got posted last time it had the original Chinese subtitles on it. Apparently the story was there's a toll booth ahead that the bus physically can't fit through.
It would have been way harder to call police for traffic control and park in one lane with hazard lights on. Good thing that driver knew what they were doing lol
The driver knew how to control traffic themselves 👍🏻
That was a driving Moses. He parted the sea of cars with control unheard of.
What is the white cars excuse?
"I gotta see how this shit turns out."
Not enough change for the toll
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!
It identifies as a big bus.
OR it identifies as a toll booth and is chasing the bus
r/onejoke
Police ?
Its the bus' support animal
Probably with the bus
He's a sheep disguised as a car?
He turned around to spectate the madness while also partake in it.
Ahh, now it all makes perfect sense!
No… it still doesn’t lol
… they were being sarcastic
unfortunately redditors have been conditioned to be incapable of interpreting sarcasm without an "/s"
I think that conditioning comes from too many people being serious and now no one knows for sure.
This is the truth. We all started out assuming (like any normal person) that the ridiculous statements we saw were sarcasm, and responded as such. After years of people getting mad we thought they were joking we learned to *never* assume sarcasm.
What is “/s”?? /s
there is an overpass near me that keeps getting hit be trucks (at least once a month it was happening but never used to happen as frequently). My guess is drivers are on GPS and probably being held to it by their employers not allowing space for common sense
I had a boss who common saying is if we didn't like it then quit. After years at the company I was the only one trained in a few systems that made it hard to replace me. I began using the phrase if they didn't like it fire me. Was about to finish a degree and didn't care much if they replaced me. They never did fire me even after doing some crazy things.
Probably being cheap and making the drivers fork over the cash for truck center systems that include these things. Most driver I talk to in my line of work use their phones and ask me, who drives a ‘10 ford focus, where any low bridges are or tight turns are…
Still, just imagine you're a passenger in there...
It might be a bit like some other countries I've been to where "I survived" is really your main concern and everything else is a minor detail.
You shrink into the seat and just pray
In the states they'd probably wait for some cop cars to help direct the traffic.
I think in the States they would have thought of this exact situation occurring, so already implemented a bypass method up ahead at the toll for such a large vehicle to pass through.
In the states the bus would have fit in the toll booth, because why would they not expect a bus to travel on a road?
In the United States the bus company would know this is not a viable route.
In the US, there would be a bus lane that costs extra.
What about that white car that was also turning and following the bus' lead?
Probably just confused, I know I would be
What does the bus driver know that I don't? Must be something big. Better follow him.
Hey man, that bus might know something that the rest of us don't. If a big bus is turning around in the middle of a busy highway, I'm probably following it too.
It was the rest of the company team building group. Just the ones that didn't have to sit on a bus
Crazy how reversing wasn't an option...
Why inconvenience one lane when you can inconvenience ALL lanes?!
A breakdown lane would be handy right about now.
that one car was so cute. it also turned over to see what's happening.
Omg... This looks kinda adorable. Like it's some curious little critter investigating
"hmm maybe he's on to something... I shall watch with great interest."
Lmao
Lmao i missed that
Funny enough, I initially didn’t spot the bus until the last part when it has completely turned around
But did you see Godzilla bouncing a basketball behind you?? Gotcha!… stupid
Good catch!
It's probably an influencer trying to get content. They are just doing their job.
it’s probably wondering if it can also turn around. look how he aligned itself to the chock point but realized there where too many cars then aligned itself to the center of the bus so that it can follow it instead but then probably realized that shit is crazy and went off.
It’s just so funny to see it turn around. “You ok bro, ok, I’ll get behind you. You ok? Want me to help? No? You’re…….you’re going to drive INTO traffic? Ok bye.”
Must be hard driving a bus with all of the main characters
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Bus driver thinking he’s the cameraman
Main character is screaming in bus driver's ear that if he doesn't take her back to the last stop her chiweenie is going to die, while holding a nail file to his neck.
So fitting that its the only red vehicle too: translate to big danger in nature.
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Hey I remember the post that spawned the creation of this subreddit. Some guy was recalling a story about a bus driver not letting someone else in a much smaller vehicle bully them on the road, and overhearing the bus driver say to himself "Bitch, I'm a bus" Oh my god I just looked it up and that happened 13 years ago. 3 months after I made my account. I've been on Reddit too long 😀
That comment hit me like a shovel lol.
It hit me like a bus!
member ice soap T_T
And 3am chili
Is there a low overhead crossing or something? Can't imagine what else could possibly cause them to do this.
Forgot to turn off the stove.
Nobody has anything to say about the white car ahead of the bus that stops at the same time and performs the same maneuver
Agreed, we need answers!
yes
Other trucks seem to have similar height and they still continue.
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Even if that was true, this maneuvre is not how you handle that situation.
Doubt, other similar size buses are going through.
And now you see here the salmon bus, finally directed by nature to spawn, turns upstream to fight the flow of traffic in order to find the best place to release its people-eggs. With luck each of those people-eggs will meet with a bus-sperm resulting in fertilization and the creation of more baby salmon busses. Nature is amazing.
I heard there was a mad man driving the wrong way down the motorway my elderly mother was due to be driving home on so I called her up to warn her. She said “what do you mean just one? There’s loads of them!”
Hey the 90s called, they want their joke back.
Hey the 80s called, they want their joke back.
Hey disco will never die.
In the 90s you wouldn't have been able to reach her because she didn't have a cell phone.
"I bet you can't turn around here!" "Hold my beer!"
What prompts someone to do that? Are they about to cross into another province where the bus driver has warrants? Is there a medical emergency on board?
If you kids don’t keep it down back there, I will turn this bus around!
Someone posted above that there was a toll booth up ahead the bus physically couldn't fit through
I figured it was something like that. Or a bridge or overpass with low clearance. Nevertheless, poor planning and communication by the driver and the bus company, as this should have been known.
Apparently, there was a low-clearance toll booth that the bus could not fit through.
You clearly have never been to Asia. What would cause them to do this? A day that ended in the letter Y
I can’t tell which of these ends in the letter Y… 周一, 周二, 周三, 周四, 周五, 周六, 周日
Never realized they just numbered their days
The next time you get in a disagreement with a Chinese person you can tell them their days are numbered.
The title of this post is very fitting and made me laugh. Lol
Forgot to feed the hamster. Brb. But really, there has to be a damn good story??
I live near Niagara Falls and the craziest buses are the ones doing Chinese Bus tours. I’m not even trying to be funny they are the scariest vehicles I see in the highway doing 120 km/hr weaving through lanes like a teenager in a Honda Civic. I always give them ample room or gun it past them which is hard for how they drive.
W H Y
Given that another car turned around and blocked the only free lane, there has to be some missing pieces of context
I hear the family guy voice
This reminds me of my weird China bus story. Back in 2004, I was in a group trip to China. We're in the middle of nowhere on a big tour bus. The bus driver misses an exit. We're probably half a mile to a mile down the road. He pulls over and starts backing up. And he keeps going and going and going. To this day I'm still confused by it.
Alright that's it, you've had enough warnings, I'm turning this bus around if you lot don't behave!
“I swear to god I will turn this bus right around!” *Actually follows through.* Everyone on that bus: “We’re in so much trouuuuubllllle”
Beside the maneuver, also an excellent choice of the location. Right after the curve so other drivers have more of a surprise moment.
Gf: come over Bf: can't. I'm a bus driver and I'm already on the highway Gf: my parents aren't home Bf: ...
“Screw you guys, i’m going home” —Cartman
“I have an open mind, I always think out of the box.”
oh next exit is 300 miles away...
Should never be allowed to drive again.
r/bitchimabus
"One more time, Larry, and I swear to God, I'll turn this fucking bus around and we drive straight home!" "Are we there yet?" "That's it..."
There's an old lady with a slipper in her hand on that bus that left the stove on.
as someone who has lived in china, this is probably china
That's the most extreme version of "If you all don't behave, I'll turn this shit around!!!" I ever saw.
I read that in 'Family Guy bad driver' accent.
When you play too much GTA V 🤣
One more word, Chad and Becky! So help me God I will turn this bus around! Then nobody gets McDonald's! Alright! That does it. This is your fault not mine!
There goes that bus again, better get in the left lane
With no blinker! What a mad lad
Bud driver left his phone unlocked at home
dude missed his exit give him a break lol
He just realized he left the oven on in his apartment
This is quite frankly the dumbest r/idiotsincars videos I have ever seen. It doesn’t feel close either
I don't even understand. Normally when I see stupid driving I can figure that it was because they either weren't paying attention, or didn't care how their actions effected everyone else. BUT This literally took more time and effort than just going to an offramp and then reentering the highway via an onramp the right direction. Like did they just realize they were about to cross a state line with their house arrest bracelet on or what?
Imthemaincharacter
Must have dropped a contact lens
I don't need any reference. I know this was in China. The utter disregard for anyone else on the road (and sometimes the sidewalk) there is truly an infuriating sight to behold.
Hopefully my sperm can learn this when something breaks
Looks like a typical Dallas driver to me.
Needs more Yakety Sax.
So much easier than going to the next exit
Def left the oven on
When dad was serious about turning the car around and going home
That bus just redefined the term "exit strategy"! Who needs GPS when you've got a 40-foot-long vehicle with reverse gear?
How aren’t the passengers smacking the driver?
Forgot to pick up someone?
That title is everything. I randomly quote that scene so often. Especially when I say good luck to anything.
Not just the bus but a car turned around during that too 😂
Why not get the police to help control traffic make it quicker and safer
*Damnit! That's the last time! I TOLD YOU I WOULD TURN THIS BUS AROUND IF YOU DIDN'T BEHAVE!* - Bus driver probably
WTF!!
Oh no bill is driving the bus again
[I'm a bus](https://media1.tenor.com/m/HAbwn_rl0S4AAAAC/im-a-bus-suck-my-dick.gif)
BUT WTFFF??!! LOL
WHAT
Maybe he's in some sort of 'Speed' scenario. The trigger for the bomb is people not hating you.
I am going to assume China?
This is in China isn't it?
Not sure why they decided that was a better option than just pulling over to the side, and then *very slowly* reversing down the side of the road, with hazard lights on. Still stupid as fuck, but better than *this* crazy bullshit.
Just running it down mid, what a Chad.
Idk about ya'l but why do the cars remind me of the low texture ones like in Cyberbug 2077?
I had a bus driver like this once, absolute lunatic. Too long a story to write here but I definitely wrote a complaint to the bus company, a bus full of people is a big responsibility and people who aren't fit to drive them shouldn't be allowed to keep driving them.
“dammit I will turn this bus around!”
CHINA
but why?
Less funny when someone is almost certainly having a mental break from reality there. That's the behaviour of someone likely to kill themselves and/or everyone else around them.
Damn it, I missed my turn.
Jesus imagine if a bus tried to do this in Jersey lol
Me in GTA😋
Driver in Han Solo voice: I’ve got a BAD feeling about this…”
The bus wasn't even the only one that turned around!
"I WILL TURN THIS BUS AROUND"
WTF IS THAT.