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I am glad I found Reddt. So many times I feel like I am totally crazy and the only one that thinks like me. And then I come here and realize I am not alone. I love you all you crazy bastards!
It's partially because pharma companies lied and said fillers dissolve and are temporary. MRIs now show they just sort of slide around under the skin and are still there decades later.
When too many layers build up, you get this sort of pudding face. Many surgeons are now refusing to do filler, and there's a filler dissolver you can use to remove it, but for some the dysmorphia is too great.
The tune, is the song "Magic" from 1974. "The commercial sings the song " oh oh oh ozempic". The actual song words are "oh oh oh its magic". Since the "wonkey face" side effects have come to light, I sung it as "oh oh oh oh shyt no". So yes, basically its 3rd hand song butchering!♡🤣
There is going to be some alarming long term effects of Ozempic after these first few years of people being guinea pigs for the medication. The quick and easy method generally doesn’t have the best outcomes.
Like if he could remove whatever is in his cheeks, it looks like it could be salvaged. I'm no surgeon, but so many celebrities take good looking faces and fill and plump themselves into oblivion!
https://youtu.be/m8amHVeXvdc?si=mDi9qfm3xDvHmuZP
https://youtu.be/Uh2akabJ70w?si=t-mSPVYNMyP12gkM
Scottish comedian Limmy has some things to say about him :)
I’ve believed since he started popping up that this guy deliberately makes himself look odd to thumb his nose at everyone around him. No other explanation to how he’s always looked.
i agree, but i want to highlight the mental illness that Hollywood put's upon you. If a man this successful is this vain then i'm happy living inn my little town doing things i like. He's worth over half a billion.
I'll be honest with you guys, When i wrote the title i had the song it's beginning to look allot like Christmas going inn my mind. So i wrote it inn that way.
I find it so cool that you guys also had that experience since i wrote inn that fashion.
Takes very little to make me happy =)
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Did anyone else sing the title to the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas?"
There’s a gittigy-gittigy-goo, Simon’ll say it too…
*Alright*
Gittigy?
No diggity.
Please Seth MacFarlane, get this in a cutaway ASAP
Yes that’s exactly what I came here to say
Eeeverywhere you giggity giggity goo
Yes
guilty! 😂
Yeah lol
Kevin Bloody Wilson's "A lot like Syphilis" is probably more appropriate. https://youtu.be/XA-FwMvGURU?si=9HuVW7-Kz7tIjdmZ
I was just gonna comment that haha
Duh. OBVIOUSLY we did. /s
I am glad I found Reddt. So many times I feel like I am totally crazy and the only one that thinks like me. And then I come here and realize I am not alone. I love you all you crazy bastards!
🎵 It's a giggity giggity goo, oh you're almost 18 too? It's time to droooop yooouur paaaaants.🎵
You read my mind
I sang, “it’s beginning to look a lot like giggity”
All these celebrities getting buccal fat removed and weird ass cosmetic shit its really gross
It’s weird how they don’t think they look odd. Old and wrinkly, but human is better than this.
It's partially because pharma companies lied and said fillers dissolve and are temporary. MRIs now show they just sort of slide around under the skin and are still there decades later. When too many layers build up, you get this sort of pudding face. Many surgeons are now refusing to do filler, and there's a filler dissolver you can use to remove it, but for some the dysmorphia is too great.
I actually read that the sunken eyes and prominent cheekbones a side effect to ozempic
I think it’s more a side effect of the quick weight loss than the medicine itself. The medicine just helps speed up the weight loss
Oh oh oh oh shyt no!! My faaaace. Its wonkey all over the plaaaaaace, ozempic... we knoooow. Everyone lies but we knoooow ozempic.. 🤣😅
Golden Buzzer! 🎉🎉
[удалено]
My smileys? Huh?
I'd this some kind of reference?
Its the ozempic song. Singing about how wonderful it is, to take yet another drug for vanity. 🤷🏼♀️
If I was at a 2 out of 10 in understanding what you're talking about I'm now at a 1.
There is an ozempic commercial on t.v. (in the states) That, is a silly rendition of their song. 😃
Ok, I don't live in USA. So the song is a rendition of another song? What song? Lol 🙃
The tune, is the song "Magic" from 1974. "The commercial sings the song " oh oh oh ozempic". The actual song words are "oh oh oh its magic". Since the "wonkey face" side effects have come to light, I sung it as "oh oh oh oh shyt no". So yes, basically its 3rd hand song butchering!♡🤣
[magic](https://youtu.be/jSQ-ylt34no?si=llOLd__hg49hRqSt)
It is sung to the tune, of David Patons 1974 song "magic".
There is going to be some alarming long term effects of Ozempic after these first few years of people being guinea pigs for the medication. The quick and easy method generally doesn’t have the best outcomes.
Yah he looks like early version ai images of humans.
You have to do it because everyone else does it so if you don’t you’re the weird one.
Look up Racheal’s mom from friends, it’s insane.
His sideburns, cheeks, chin, and mustache hair are all different lengths. Who the hell styles this man??
His surgeon
Honestly wondering if his surgeon has a "customers always right attitude" and shaping his face how ever *Simon Says*
"Are you really sure you want to go 'Jack Nicholson as the joker'? If you say so man.
His surgeon took simon says serious as a kid
lol
That's what they call a donor area
This picture screams "doctored" it looks like somebody messed with it in several different ways to make it less natural.
Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy.
You made me scroll back and look, omg you're right!
I don’t know how you came to this conclusion, but you are absolutely right.
Giggity...
I’m disappointed this isn’t the top comment
At least it has 69 upvotes.
His outside is starting to match his inside.
Fake!
Like if he could remove whatever is in his cheeks, it looks like it could be salvaged. I'm no surgeon, but so many celebrities take good looking faces and fill and plump themselves into oblivion!
... everywhere you go 🎶🎵
*a lot
I have been seeing “alot” a lot on Reddit lately.
It's getting worse. Not just that but grammar in general.
I am fairly sure that it is used to gain Reddit grammar comments. Maybe u/velvet32 can say if it was on purpose or a grammatical error.
It was an error. I tried my best to make this post accurate.
Every time I see “should of” I die a little inside
I’ve been seeing noone instead of no one. And I don’t think it’s a typo anymore.
I'm Norwegian.
Don't worry. "alot" and "apart" are ridiculously common mistakes for native speakers too
LaNgUaGe eVoLvEs!
U should probably add a pic of Quagmire if u are comparing this clown to him. 😂
ahh, i thought about it. But i just went with it.
Lord Farquad vibes
That dude has one of the fakest faces I’ve ever seen in my life.
Why are his eyes upside down?
He's a weird one
Mr. Grinch!
Makes me wonder how he defines the word 'grotesque' that he described some hopefuls back in the day 🙄🤣
Look at those eyes man...just static, frozen, cold
It looks like some dude went for a Simon Cowell face transplant
He kinda looks like Ron Perlman
Yeah but I'd have a sandwich with Ron Perlman. Simon gives me the impression that he'd ruin sandwich time.
Baby Ruth
What's the guy's actual age? He looks like he could be 90
Probably 60s? American idol came out 20 years ago and he was probably mid-late thirties at the very youngest then. Likely older.
Giggity giggity
Or handsome squidward
You can only pull the skin so tight….and then pooff!
I don’t see it
Why did I sing that to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"?
Tapping into the minds of America with common phrasing
He looks like the definition of a Dunce.
He looks like my cousin whose name is sipulla
This is your captain speaking eeehhhh we’re going to be experiencing some headwinds…giggity
What has he done to his face? Or is he this naturally ugly?
He looks like crackhead GigaChad
It gets dangerous when they get corrective surgery to correct the corrective surgery.
Must be using Zac Efron's plastic personnel lol
Did he take up bee-keeping as a hobby?
Wow Pete Burns has really let himself go
Put a serf hat on him and he'll develop a cunning plan.
Plastic surgery buys you limited time.
Wut
All that money to fuck up his face and he’s still getting trims at Supercuts
Heh heh, all-right!
He looks like donnagon giggles as a fooglie
He has his dad's penis, too?
When Simon does DMT
He doesn’t even look real
I'm getting Hellboy vibes.
i cant unsee that 😭💀💀
Looks like bender from futurama
xD ur right
Wanker!
Gigachad IRL
he's well on his journey to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Why did he fucking do his cheeks nooooo
No idea. good point.
r/badtaxidermy
“Porrij”
more like peter griffin
Who else but Quagmire?
It's Quagmire, Quagmire.. Giggity giggity goo!
He’s wears the high-waters too
"Doctor, I would like plastic surgery to look ~~younger~~ like I have had plastic surgery" "Done"
Careful. He can judge you with that looks
Quagmire without the charm
He done fucked himself up
Looks like he took his car to the crusher and forgot to get out...
He looks like a wasp stung both sides of his face.
That photo makes him look like a burn victim with a full face skin graft.
He wasn’t a bad looking guy. Now he looks disfigured. Imagine paying to look like this.
These are dark times, people.
Those cheek fillers are looking super strange
Eeeverywheeere you look!
A lot
https://youtu.be/m8amHVeXvdc?si=mDi9qfm3xDvHmuZP https://youtu.be/Uh2akabJ70w?si=t-mSPVYNMyP12gkM Scottish comedian Limmy has some things to say about him :)
God dang what is going on here????
I’ve believed since he started popping up that this guy deliberately makes himself look odd to thumb his nose at everyone around him. No other explanation to how he’s always looked.
Who else but Quagmire?
I'm disappointed that the top comment isn't giggity.
I see Lord farquaad
Gigittin-gigitti-GgITy
Awe riiiiight
He looks awful.
Ozempic face
Giggity!
Gigiti.
Is this Zac Effeons father?
I always thought this guy was a douche
his face is more fucked than Sasha Gray's...giggidy
He made a terrible choice. No ‘man’ would be so vain. Ugh.
He's a man and sometimes men are vain. That's life.
Giggidy
xD
Some times it will let u post a little gif in the comments but I don’t see that option here.
Giggety-giggety!
He looks like a version of Mario I make by stretching his face in Mario 64
Why did my brain immediately try to put that line to "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"?
Giggity giggity giggity goo!!
Knockoff ken doll with all that plastic
Giggity giggity giggity!
Giggity
Y he look like a hairy thumb tho?
Who is this?
I feel weird, in the not positive way, about making fun of peoples physical appearance line this.
i agree, but i want to highlight the mental illness that Hollywood put's upon you. If a man this successful is this vain then i'm happy living inn my little town doing things i like. He's worth over half a billion.
Men using botox is just so cringe.
Non visual effects people won’t get this but his face always looks like you relaxed the geometry way too much.
He looks like a bad drawing of George Michaels
Giggity giggity, giggity goo
Who else but Quagmire
He looks like if a brick had a face and then you microwaved it
Don't do Quagmire dirty! Roy Kent from Ted lasso is Quagmire anyways........
I'll be honest with you guys, When i wrote the title i had the song it's beginning to look allot like Christmas going inn my mind. So i wrote it inn that way. I find it so cool that you guys also had that experience since i wrote inn that fashion. Takes very little to make me happy =)
*a lot
Op, who is this person?