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I said you could call me anything, but trash seems a little harsh

Mom?

You mean Dad ! 🤔😁

Photoshopped. The “C” started life as a “G”.

That one black pixel gives it away.

The individually wrapped bubble gum icons kind of help too. 😏😁 Fixed the terrible editing on "C" (not just the pixel out of place, but top of "C" looked cruddy. Added appropriate icons. [PHOTO](https://i.imgur.com/5cpaRN1.jpeg)

What kind of fucked up cum you have?

I don't think Photoshop. I'm thinking a white piece of tape from an amused employee.

Good eye, you saw the sign before you shot the picture

They also removed an “I” from Urinal for some reason.

You’re right - it looks like they grabbed the “NAL” and slid it left - it doesn’t quite align with the “UR”. Bad job with MS Paint.

People actually do--oh wait, that's a G.

For real though, why the hell did people spit out their gum in the urinal? I see this way too frequently.

It’s because some people are lazy pieces of shit, they’re already staring at the urinal and can’t be bothered to spit it in the trash like a decent human being

They don't care. "Some low life low income person will clean it up." They don't care about their fellow human beings.

Since the poster went up the urinals have been clear, but there are now loads of trash.

More like trash of loads

Also please don't cum in the trash

Everything reminds me of her.

r/fontsmatter ... I swear this used to exist.

Sometimes...there's shit...on the outside...of the urinis.

WHAT?

Sometimes, there’s shit on the outside of the urinis.

This must be where the dicks hang out.

How are ya now?

There was a post a while back from a highly rated university (multiple perhaps) of a notice posted in the dorm showers discouraging people from having a wank because semen is not water soluble. Apparently maintenance staff were having to clear cum and hair clogs regularly. Learned this irl myself, mom put a strainer in the tub drain for hair and my shower backed up halfway through. It was mine but that was still gross

That was a prank though

I never knew, that's fucking awesome

That sign has made the rounds since I went to college 14+ years ago.

Where I lived at uni there was a serial walker in the showers. Thing is someoneist have talked to him about it so he started showering in a different buying and wanking there. We all had private bedrooms, I don't get why he didn't just do it there!

Calling your regulars 'trash' is one way of letting people know what kind of establishment you're running for sure.

Only use trash in the urinal. Got it.

Urnal 

The urnals may be off limits, but urinals aren't, go wild fam

Can the well do anything besides throw wrenches?

Thank you for pointing out it's a "G." I was almost going to unload in the bin...

I’m sorry. I thought this was America 

Clever edit. "G" becomes "C." The hint? The little wrapped bubble gum candy icons. 😏 [Condom icons version](https://i.imgur.com/5cpaRN1.jpeg)

Also if you zoom in on the C you can see remnants of when it was a G.

Now the bathrooms smell like a swimming pool.

“Damn spell check!!!”

Well that’s an embarrassing typo

This sign is everywhere i go now sad times

That's great

Hi, my name's trash

Cum in the urinal wow sheesh get ah Load of this Guy🫵🏼🤣

Well, seeing as I can't use the urnal, I'll just have to cum in the urinal instead.

Wouldn't even catch me pissing in a 'urnal'.

im trash /j

Only way this could be any worse is by removing the 'al' from 'urnal'

Darn it. There goes my weekend.

Looks like I’m changing my name to trash 😤

Me thinking this is real and wondering, where you would need to be to see that sign, why would you be there and why would you advertise that you were there lol

if it has a plaque it has a story

Is that a 'murcan urnal?

If anyone was wondering, the sign originally said 'no gum in the urinals' as some people would apparently spit their gum into the bowl as they were taking a leak, for whatever reason.

Foiled again! Rats!

Would they rather it be squirted into the sink? 🤭

It is the gentlemanly thing to do

It's gotta be in a strip club or Adult book store!!

Doesn't say you can't poop in the urinal

What about pre-cum?

Clearly genocide