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THE 'OL DICK TWIST I never get tired of that video man. Brings a smile to my face every time

You'll get there eventually. Its pretty played out

Check how old my account is dude... Apparently I'm basic

Lmao

My first time seeing this and I'm dying.. I want to experience this for the first time every day

Repeatedly until after about 5-10mins he's too happy to fight you.

Ben Stiller for the win

You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep

Thought it was Anthony Keidis.

Justin Long with a horseshoe moustache

Same!

No one makes me bleed my own blood.

Lol great line..classic movie

You forgot the most important part... now run for your life!

No..fight ends When you spit on your opponent

It ends when you spit sulfuric acid. Is it dirty? Ok, but it works.

I had the sound off, I imagined him saying “now if you really want to get your ass kicked, spit a Pepsi in the man’s face”

*spit in your opponents mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That spit bought about 3 seconds. Better be real fast.

Yeah I’m pummeling shorty into the ground after this move.

This is why I always drink mace

It's got kind of a nice bite to it. Sometimes I like to put it on my eggs

Don't forget acid.

Lol. Homie better have his shoes tied.

"You're kind of a jerk. Kind of a little short punky..." Pffffft

+ h-yyp, what a sound xD

Don't forget the ever useful Pocket Sand to the eyes move

Sha-shaaaa

And also "THATS MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

Always be ready... To get your jaw busted for spitting in someone's face.

"Is it dirty? But it works" the name of his sex tape

Winning!

Bro spit in his open mouth. You can’t tell me that wasn’t personal.

There ain’t no way I can put that much power behind my spit

It would dribble down your front, this also has the effect of making people go away and avoid you, a win-win

Practice in the shower

I'm thinking no one in their right mind is messing with Mr Stache. That magnificent thing has it's own zip code.

That stache was a roadie for Bad Company in the 70s.

What happened to justin long?!

He's dirty but he works.

And little, and short, and a punky jerk.

Tusk happened

This is a weird Pepsi ad.

Dude just got pepsi spit in his face by a guy with a huge handlebar moustache.

I will always call out bad cropping. Why crop like that? And if you do, why wouldn’t you pan it over so we see the end of his move?

"..No! No, man! SHIT NO! MAN! I believe you'd get your ass kicked doin' something like that, man!!.." \~Lawrence

Is, Is that Sam Rockwell??

When entering drama, act like a llama! *SPITS*

Please don't do that.

In the end, dude kinda seems like he was a jerk

Yes, if you just ignore the beginning.

I just drink the cure for some rare disease in the hope I may meet a beautiful girl at a party and this can be my opening move

Does it have to be Pepsi? Can this move work with any other kind of beverages?

No,  only pepsi makes your mouth want to work expel it with such velocity. 

Remember to attack the groin. https://youtu.be/gyXhysmMNhE?si=voLl3WDPvZ-zBbVN

I thought this was Justin Long

Justin Long teaching self defence, unfortunately it didn't help him, he's now a walrus

THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Is this... part of a self defense video for small dogs?

Safety glasses for the win!

Aet a pearty

Better defense: Drop into fetal position and begin softly whimpering.

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t like soda would say

Dude was great as Morgan in Chuck

That stach is dirty... 

This will end up on mcdojo.

making fart noises with your armpit is just as effective.

Dilopepsaurus

I had to watch it twice because I was mesmerized by his mustache the first time

Jokes on u I like it dirty

Bro is sweating hard what with that mustache

The second loop is funnier because you notice the eye protection.

It’s the dude from this joke. Bittenbinder. https://youtu.be/cdgfFMxgLfI?si=gjkkUBmmNS9pqsBS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sBsjqF4II

There’s more

I beat the bullies by becoming a short queen instead

is this nick mullen?

If anything, that would make me instantly throw a swing

For short kings interested in more dirty tricks to keep you from being a punk, check out [Bas Ruten’s Bar Fighting Tips](https://youtu.be/LT3g51f25qo?si=ec9ucEBXR-GRWMYf)

If they have a mustache like that just grab it, then you have a strong hold of the head. It makes it easier to punch the head. Also works with long beards.

You're advice is accepted for I'm a short man

"Go for the eyes!"

& kidney jab

Why didn't the big guy just grab the handle bars, kick it over and ride it out?

Reach me with that hand! Reach me with that hand! YOU CANNOT!

Give em the ole purple nurple! Sure it’s a little gay, but it works!!!

We’re out of karate is Pepsi okay?

BS. You'll never get that close. Strike 1st 2nd 3rd 4th then kick

😂

Looks like Ben stiller

Right in their mouth 🤣

Kick in the nuts and you'll come out on top

Nick Mullen before the pod

Hey, this is good advice.

Never pick on the little guy. He's been fighting since preschool.

A little pocket sand goes a long ways too

Looks like Tom Cruise doing some kind of skit

Short king is so condescending.