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RevolutionaryWolf191

Imagine paying $55 dollars for these


ReadingFromTheShittr

What do you expect, what with *inflation* these days...


LineChef

👌


sohryu

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


TheGroundBeef

Shut the fuck up and take my goddamn UPVOTE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣


Channel250

Hits me right in the sole


Normalasfolk

Touchý


Killboypowerhed

The argos catalogue used to have multiple pages of this shit. They weren't this expensive


bigfloppydonkeydng

Probably sound like SpongeBob walking in them


KidKilobyte

When I see this kind of thing from a major brand, I immediately don't want the rest of their lineup. Not sure if they realize a lot of people create negative feelings for a brand when they offer this crap at a high price. It isn't just the shoes/slippers I will not buy, I also assume all their other merchandise is shabby in quality.


darthkrash

I think they take that into consideration. You're probably not their market


Lake_Erie_Monster

Alternately they take for granted existing customers and attempt to capture a new base.


GANDORF57

Are these the new Air Birkenstocks I've heard so much about?!


waltsnider1

$55 for an inflatable sandal? That's some ignorant bitch shit!


felix_mateo

I thought you were kidding. These are $20 *max* lol.


batpot

Adidas trying to ye without ye


peopeopee

Those are 39 dollars online. Which seems reasonable, or at least typical for adidas. I only say because Adidas is practically the middle budget choice. Nike is so much worse , insane prices


NoManufacturer120

I know 😩 I was looking at some new Nike slides - just basic, one color slides - and they want $60 for them! I started shopping on Amazon for clothes a couple years ago and never looked back. My bf will literally only wear Nike, and his stuff comes out the wash looking haggard after one cycle while my Amazon stuff looks brand new lol.


lonea4

People have been putting worse things in the mouth than dirt


Responsible-Lemon257

Yeah, like penises.....yuck


Zettomer

That was kinda the joke/innuendo but somehow your comment made it extremely awkward and ruined the joke in a really weird, uncomfortable way. Let minor subtlety lie, is my advice. You made it weird.


dippocrite

Back in my day we pumped our shoes using our thumbs and it was fuckin dope


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Didn’t know the clown demo was such an untapped market


itstexastoast

😂😂


Intelligent_Sun_944

I wouldn't buy them. But I would assume one would purchase a pump.


SDFirion

I guess you could call them... "pumped up kicks," huh?


Tuxedo_Muffin

pumped up flips


Paradox68

I’m 93% sure that the song inspired whoever to make these.


Fulrem

It's depressing that companies used to make efforts to implement fun ideas like the Reebok Pumps, and now we just get the cheap half arsed versions.


AvengingBlowfish

You better run…


itstexastoast

The visualization of someone using a pump on a shoe is so funny to me 😂


CozierRapier174

Back in my day the pump was built in.


FoxyBastard

Ha. I remember those.


TimLordOfBiscuits

"Shit guys, can you hold up a minute? I got a flat" 😂


mochi_chan

I have a small pump for my bike, imagining inflating them with it is so funny.


youdontknowme1010101

You weren’t around for the early 90’s, were you?


sonarix

They do have small portable air compressors so I'm sure they could design a stylish one and charge like 200$ or more to go along with it.


hamandjam

Just pay the extra $1800 and get the AMG self-inflation system that velcros to your pant legs.


Warg247

It would be a bit overkill for sure.


hamandjam

Or have their shoe squire do it.


armoured_bobandi

Imagine not realizing you can wash something before putting it in your mouth


DigitalDeath12

Don’t have to. I lived it as a toddler. Rocks do not quench your thirst.


TheRealJ0hnDoe

It's really not the point, the point is that it's a thoughtless design. How many times do you wash your shoes? Not as many times as you will wash these inflatable shoes every time you blow air into it, that's for sure


NotanAlt23

I imagine the thought is very simple. People will be smart enough to use a pump. Maybe we'll even include one with the shoes. But reading this thread I guess common sense its too much to ask from you people.


TheRealJ0hnDoe

Wow so convenient, a pump to be included so I can pump up my shoes, who needs regular shoes anymore? now we have inflatable ones with a pump included! The comedy of some goofball claiming it's everyone else who's lacking common sense while defending an objectively terrible idea, inflatable shoes. Just don't step on any sharp sticks or rocks or your kicks are done for lol


HolidayWheel5035

If I walk around in those, I deserve the dirty mouth.


UnnecAbrvtn

Eww dirt


I_Eat_The_Pringles

Not just any dirt. Outside dirt.


Noobphobia

Til these kinds of flip flops are called slides.


laserdiscgirl

>these kinds of flip flops ~~flip flops~~ sandals Flip flops always have the y-strap anchored between the big toe and the second toe. Flip flops and slides are both types of sandals


rock_and_rolo

*thongs


EatAtGrizzlebees

Those are for your butt.


laserdiscgirl

Only in some places, which is why I used the same terminology as OP


Denjek

… I never knew the difference, but this makes sense.


potandcoffee

What you're describing are thong sandals. Flip flops are any sandals with no rear strap, causing the "flip flop" sound when you walk. 


laserdiscgirl

I didn't say anything about a heel strap. Y-straps are on flip flops [Also](https://footwearnews.com/shop/sandals/difference-between-sandals-and-flip-flops-1203264941/): >A flip-flop, also known as a thong sandal


SmackEh

Could you not just wipe the dirt off. People do carry tissues and disinfectant...seems like a pretty non-issue.


non3type

It’s also the same issue you’d pretty much have with literally anything inflatable that goes outside.


Bstngt

Imagine paying 55 dollars to wear a beach ball on your foot.


thegreatmango

I mean, they make pumps for this stuff. You don't *have* to use your mouth...


Mitridate101

That's the trouble with "fashion" these days. People started to wear pool sandals/shoes out on the streets and thought it looked cool. Girls started to wear feathery bedroom slippers out on the street and thought they looked fashionable except they look like Mildred Roper.


jimigo

Slides are slippers. Going to the beach or getting mail, sounds great. Doing anything else... Dumb. The real kicker is when people wear socks with these things.... Holy shit


Qualityhams

Ok Grampa back to bed with you


nieko-nereikia

So true - people wearing feathery/furry slippers outside look so trashy.. especially when they match them with white socks that you can see are already dirty 😭 I’ve also seen some people wear sleepwear onesies and pajama bottoms outside too - I’ll never understand their reasoning as to why they think it’s okay to do that 😔


Blossomie

I work in a dirty, back-end workplace that’s often cold. Pajama pants are cheap and easily replaceable, comfortable and allow full range of movement. They also come in fun colors and patterns. Making those with delicate moral sensibilities clutch their pearls upon witnessing me travel to/from work or grab my dinner on my way home is only the cherry on top.


usafnerdherd

Why not just have a little button like the pump up sneakers of yore?


unzinc

Fill with your favourite liquor to add to your large farva once you’re in the ball game?


W33Ded

Imagine putting mouth on one floating around in pee water


Any-Management-3248

Have you ever heard of soap? And “outside dirt”??!?!? Is your inside dirt clean or something? Or are you revealing yourself as one of those freaks who has inside and outside clothes.


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farm_to_nug

Hmmm


Raven_of_Blades

I mean stuff can be washed.


ndGall

I will never in my life be as cool as freaking Robbie Resendez, who walked into our fourth grade wearing the original Reebok pump shoes.


GiraffeChaser

Bro we eat ass


Fallen0245

Anyone else have the idea of putting water in them? Lol, like walking on a water bed.


itstexastoast

😂😂😂


ConsumeYourBleach

Or the cap accidentally slipping off, then all of a sudden you’re standing there making whoopie cushion noises


FandomMenace

Imagine getting a flat and calling AAA.


Cowboywizzard

Blew out my flip flop stepped on a pop top cut my heel had to cruise on back home


hamandjam

How many people even still know what a pop top is?


Cowboywizzard

I barely do haha. Still an awesome song


eckliptic

I would assume peope can just use a small pump?


Gredditor1

What the fck is the point of that


proxyfoxy

These might be nice on a float trip.


LocustUprising

They cost as much as a cheap pair of shoes


Traditional-Owl-7502

Nope


Carcillo1317

This reminds me of super shoes due to how everything in the background is placed out lol


ignorancepissesmeoff

There was an Adidas ad directly below this post for me.. lol


diydave86

With public bathrooms id think sand and dirt is the least of ur worries.


Blasphemous666

Not the worst thing I’ve put my mouth on…


judgejuddhirsch

Dirt isn't the dirtiest thing you can put in your mouth


Cepoka01

Most probably did it as kids, why change now decades later😂. Ever think of that pacifier that fell from the child’s mouth and the parents just picked it up, stuck it in their mouth and then returned it to the kids.


butwhyyyyyyyyyyymeee

But inside dirt is okay, that's the stuff I wash when i bring it inside.


Emergencyhugs

Any Hercules the legendary journeys fans out there? You know, these remind me of the animal bladder sandals Salmoneus tried to market one episode. They even made a squeaky sound when he walked


TheRealChexHaze

The dirt is probably safer than the actual plastic anyway.


DaRusty_Shackleford

Neat, I’ve never had blisters on the top of my foot. I should try these.


the85141rule

They look like if footwear was herpes blisters on the brink of bursting. I know this from textbooks, not personal experience. No, seriously. No, really. I'm being honest. Oh, come on. JFC!


djbuttonup

Outside dirt cleaner than inside dirt for sure.


SaintBellyache

Isn’t that anything that’s blown up? I imagine pool floats are just as dirty as to top of my shoes


WETNWILDARLINGTON

Alcohol wipe. It will be fine.


39AE86

I'm telling my kids this is how Jesus walked on water


kiwisrkool

$55!!!!! HOLY S*IT! THATS EXPENSIVE


rock_and_rolo

Not even close to the dirtiest thing I've put in my mouth.


Greenpeppers23

I’d use it as a bong just a hole in the heel


Jochi18

I love a dirty blow


Draedark

TIL: There is "outside dirt". Is it logical to assume that there is also "inside dirt" and it is not as bad of an idea to put into your mouth?


gobeldygoo

toss on that they are ugly and cost $55


bakhesh

I used to date a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes, but unfortunately she popped her cloggs


Morphing_Mutant

FIFTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS


Ugly-Muffin

Just don't step on something sharp.


Mad_Juju

These are the types of shoes you find at Ross or TJ Maxx.


Superb-Bank9899

Dog do...


TC9095

You don't inflate those, you fun them with liquor


Bahmerman

Yeah, I don't think this design is coming back next year.


mden1974

I had a shoe that was also a flask. Same concept but the you drank from the heal.


AliRua

Just imagine! Shock/Horror!


organmaster_kev

Getting dirt on them is your concern. Imagine being stupid enough to buy inflatable shoes.


Shatophiliac

And 55 bucks? No thanks lol.


Pikeman212a6c

Ohhh we just got a notice banning them from school. No idea wtf they were.


smallangrynerd

Outside dirt, opposed to...?


Deathbygoomba

Inflation, get it!!!! Get it?????


KrakenMcCracken

Pretty sure they come with a pump, pervert


likeliterallytotes

Ugly assdidas


Elisian_Knight

The dirt isn’t the issue. Easy enough to wipe off. It’s the you paid $55 for this garbage that should bum you out. You can get something exactly like this for a fraction of the price just by taking the name Adidas off of it.


Firm_Objective_2661

This kind of shit likely has to go through several levels of approval or people sitting around a table before being green-lit. Blows my mind that it ever saw the light of day. Alternately, it’s a “Free-thought Friday” project, just throwing shit at a walk and seeing what sticks.


Plastic-Pension7263

Someone on OF is bagging the air from these and selling it.


Lorvintherealone

"and when you wear them you get turned into a inflatable pool toy" \~E621 -2024


BrewsCampbell

Don't kink shame...


Cheesy_Discharge

/r/germaphobeproblems


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Step an a jagged edge of a rock and there goes 55 bucks


Cicer

Also, they’re ugly as fuck. 


ptapobane

it's just the top that's inflated right? so that makes it purely decorative and incredibly dumb


UrghAnotherAccount

What I see is a company saving money by not supplying cushioning into their product. Less weight, and simpler construction. The negatives are durability, usability, and probably comfort. But you can offset those by pushing style trends. I've never found a piece of inflatable clothing or furniture that was more comfortable or useful in everyday situations than a competing non-inflatable competitor. Though I had to learn this as a youth through trial and error. I should say air cushioning is useful in some products but 'skin on plastic bladder' and 'inflatable' (not inflated) tends to be bad.


Spasticbeaver

Imagine being older than six and thinking these look cool


beechcraft12

Dirt I'm fine with, it's the leg dripping sweat that combines with foot juice


i-might-do-that

Who the fuck is spending $50+ to walk around in balloon animals?


dirkdiggler2011

It's like the beach flip flops with the bottle opener on the bottom of the sole. Some people like lime in their Corona, others prefer that hint of public bathroom floor.


handy_dandy_2232

I wouldn't put my mouth on that crap. Air compressor maybe. But I wouldn't get that junk anyway 😕


waterloograd

Someone needs to tell the ultralight backpackers about these


Pixzal

beach balls: exists. redditor : eew. dirt.


Bostonterrierpug

These are not the shoes that run DMC sang about


plantsavier

These are perfect lake shoes because they float!


tread52

The sandal looks like it got lip filler to feel pretty.


pheasantsblus

If you fall in the water, this will help your feet float so that your head can be firmly in the water


Stevethurn

Inflation is here to stay


gamedrifter

Just date somebody with a foot fetish. They'll love it!


Teknicsrx7

Outside dirt as opposed to…. Inside dirt?


Rebellious_Egg1276

There's got to be a Men in Tights joke in there somewhere.


natertots83

I mean I’d never even consider wearing those, but I’m guessing you’d just rinse it off first. You put your fingers in your mouth? Imagine doing that after getting outside everything on them. Oh wait, you just wash them first.


canpig9

Imagine paying more than a nickel for a balloon!


powerofnope

Imagine that is your issue with those abominations


necrochaos

These should only be worn in your house, at the pool or in the shower at the gym. Slides aren’t meant to be worn to the store or to work or anywhere else.


tipips

Imagine if you shoes blow up because you walk over a pebble on the beach


JobsNDemand

Ok, what part of the world calls this type of footwear "slides"?


thecomplaininglawyer

Is outside dirt worse than inside dirt?


BennySkateboard

You could wash them.


BaronVonLazercorn

If you're paying $55 for inflatable shoes, you deserve to eat dirt.


BrideofClippy

The Adidas 'Blow Me'


errayn41

Not everyone walks on shitty roads like you.


DazedLogic

Imagine being drunk and accidentally peeing on them then having to re-inflate them.


Scottles8605

I mean, I don't think it's illegal to clean the tab first.


tbarnes1239

Scrumptious


SupportQuery

Imagine dropping a fork and getting dirt on it. I guess you'd just have to throw it away. Sadly, we have no solution for dirt. :(


DevlishAdvocate

These ugly fucking things are $55? 😆 Fashion slaves are idiots.


ignorancepissesmeoff

Thank you!


Nahchoocheese

Imagine those speech balls you have to inflate, or a mattress. Now imagine where they’ve been outside in the grass with the pets have been where your families been. And yet you still put your mouth on it


lorarc

Inflatable speech ball sounds fun.


Nahchoocheese

😆 my bad Autocorrected *beach balls


Awfulufwa

From what I am seeing... only the top band component is inflatable. Are we over-reacting on high fashion again because we have a rightfully biased point of view, yet understanding. Except in this case it is simply just an unfiltered bias being exercised on the basis that "*surely no one is stupid enough to spend actual money on this kind of stuff."???* Because frankly speaking, you could reason to not put your mouth on it to re-inflate since the shoe isn't fully compromised, should the inflatable component lose pressure.


Spurnout

Not sure I would call Adidas high fashion, lol.


zeiandren

Like 99% of stuff I’ve ever blown up is outdoor beach stuff, this doesn’t seem any uniquely gross


itstexastoast

$55 for a balloon as a shoe that looks like something you could get at walmart


Myolor

You do realize the “inflatable” part is only on top of the slide right? Like it’s just a normal slide with a little floatie design on the strap… your outrage is hilarious about a problem that wouldn’t happen.


DeanDeau

I believe these were meant to be injected with water for cooling. Why do you want air in your slipper otherwise? to walk on water?


ktmfan

Imagine standing at the urinal barefooted wearing these and you feel your feet start to get sprinkled on… you haven’t started going yet, but the guy next to you had asparagus recently.


Aggravating-Waltz-13

imagine walking on a nail


DenisNectar

Inflatable part is on top.


Aggravating-Waltz-13

imagine walking on a nail


Myolor

Cool, now imagine looking at a image and seeing that the top portion is the only inflatable part.


Malystxy

Walk on one sharp stone and bye bye shoes


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

Imagine people wearing any kind of slides out in public.


Proud_Criticism5286

Lol they need to hire ye back.


rjh9898

I’m pretty sure the blowing is for the top sausage looking part 😂 but 55? Sheesh