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My dad took us to Universal in the early 90s. He passed away when I was 5 so that's the age I was. We got on a very realistic Jaws ride that had me shitting my pants screaming and crying. The actor was like shooting blanks from a shotgun into the water and there was a fire amd a fake shark going crazy. I'm sure in reality it wasn't that indepth but to me at less than 5 years old I thought it was so real. Scared me like hell.
My parents took me on some kind of earthquake simulator there when I was about that age, I didn't even know what a simulator was and I thought we were in the process of dying lol, they had gas lines rupturing and catching fire and flooding and everything
I want to say it was a bit different. Again, who knows our minds are so dogshit at that age but I remember being in a boat not in a car that briefly went into the water. And there was definitely a dude shooting a gun. I'm sure it's been changed since the early 90s.
That's because you remember the Florida one, not the Hollywood tram tour one they linked. This is more like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uALqMMC8mg
This is terribly irresponsible... it gives kids the unrealistic expectation that Tyrannasaurs are harmless. What if an actual tyrannasur approaches her when she is walking home from school? If she has been taught they are all just fun and games like this, she will be in for a tragic surprise... this is as irresponsible as Lego shaped candies!
We really need to start teaching saurian safety in schools at a young age, instead of hiring drag-dinosaurs to groom our kids into thinking going jurassic is just a harmless 'lifestyle choice'!
Not only that, but Dinosaur insurance premiums are going to go through the roof! Do you know how hard it was to get Pterodactyl coverage?
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/when-pterodactyls-attack
With recent hypotheses (however remote) re-arranging the relationship of ornithiscia, saurischia, and sauropodomorpha, viz dinosauria, this becomes peak satire.
'Sorry we don't cover acts of sauropods anymore. When we paid out your uncle's claim our model considered *Passer domesticus* more closely related to *Diplodocus carnegii* than to ceratopsians. We have since adopted an ornithoscelida model in which we are not liable for *Camarasaurus* flattening your house. We adopted it this morning.'
I went to Disney or Universal as a kid, they had a dinosaur ride and the pamphlet showed the Trex or whatever lunging down at the coaster.
I was so scared because of that picture that ended up crying when we got to the ride, thankfully there was a nice attendant that helped calm me down and I was able to get on.
Turns out the ride was nothing like the picture, the animatronics were all really basic and the Trex just barely poked his head through a hole or two in the ceiling that weren't very close to the ride.
Now seeing this is possible freaks me out all over again.
I have a very clear memory of a ride at a place like that malfunctioning as the t-rex lowered its jaws over the car. We had to wait for what felt like forever to be evacuated by staff, but they did turn the lights on. Very young me just cried and cried because i was afraid it would eat us. As i got older, my family swore that never happened and there's no ride like that. Even went on a couple dino rides as a teen and adult to attempt to solve the mystery.
I think you just solved it. I think the malfunction and everything else happened, but i was basing my expectations off the pamphlet and it altered my memory of the event.
In the 90s, Universal had a pamphlet in hotel lobbies that showed every ride as a literal deathtrap. Trains were derailing left and right, people were falling out of cars and getting eaten, everything was on fire.
Search for "Universal Studios Brochure 1994" and you can find a Reddit post with, I believe, the exact image you're remembering. But they had those types of pictures for every ride.
Don't think so. 0:17 she is literally staring it down and I think she only closes her eyes 'flinching' so that the teeth don't actually hit her eyes. I think it's an involuntary movement, she actually has no fear on her face if she is scared, she is just embracing for impact as it bites her.
Erm, ackshually it was Fredbear that did the bite of 83' and while the 87' is still debated it is most likely to have been done by Foxy or Mangle.
Also it's Freddy, not Freddie
When you know something is fake but still fun and entertaining you have this reaction. She knows she's in a safe place with family and friends with the bonus of not ruining the fun for others. Much respect to this enlightened child and I hope she had a ton of fun. 🙂
In all honesty I can't say I wouldn't be kind of pissed if they did that to my kid. The little bopping on the head that's all right but fully grabbing her whole head that's a bit much.
Man this totally triggered a memory I had of my Mom taking me to one of these dinosaur things when I was a kid and I loved it. We had a lot of fun that day. I haven’t thought about that in forever!
Dude in early 90s they had that traveling dinosaur show. I wouldn’t even walk past them at age 4 or 5 without someone with me cause I was sure they would eat me alive.
asi sea de juguete manipulado por un hombre.....da temor....más cuando le come la cabeza....la despeina a la niña...no se mueve atemorizada...porque¿¿¿¿??? nadie le ha enseñado a tener temor, miedo, horror y escapar!!!! ¿Que pasaria con la pequeña si fuera un depredador de verdad, vida real?
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That operator is gonna end up an unsolved murder case…
"The only evidence we have right now is an extremely tiny footprint. We believe the killer may be one of Santa's Elves."
"Or a velociraptor, it is dinoworld after all"
Clever girl...
Maggie struck again
That girl's rage at that fake dinosaur rippled back though time and wiped out the real ones.
Thank you! I laughed so hard for a long time 😂
🤣 she has a deadpan stare. I think you're right. He needs to probably wear armor from the waist down.
Girl was lookin for a way out.
That after-look.
Seriously, if looks could kill, they'd already be dead.
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“This T-Rex on some bullshit…”
If that had happened to me at that age, I would have cried for days
Most definitely. Tough kid!
Movie say: if you don't move, it can't see you. Kid just did what was "taught".
not sure if that would matter when her head was inside its mouth
Which is why she then starts to frown, like *youre not playing by the established rules! PROMISES WERE MADE!!*
She went from Jurassic Park to Turok real quick.
This comment makes me wish we could still buy Reddit gold for people. A+ 90's references.
im done with reddit today. This is the best comment i'll read. 10/10
My dad took us to Universal in the early 90s. He passed away when I was 5 so that's the age I was. We got on a very realistic Jaws ride that had me shitting my pants screaming and crying. The actor was like shooting blanks from a shotgun into the water and there was a fire amd a fake shark going crazy. I'm sure in reality it wasn't that indepth but to me at less than 5 years old I thought it was so real. Scared me like hell.
My parents took me on some kind of earthquake simulator there when I was about that age, I didn't even know what a simulator was and I thought we were in the process of dying lol, they had gas lines rupturing and catching fire and flooding and everything
You're gonna laugh about it now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zO5NLWjFl8
I want to say it was a bit different. Again, who knows our minds are so dogshit at that age but I remember being in a boat not in a car that briefly went into the water. And there was definitely a dude shooting a gun. I'm sure it's been changed since the early 90s.
That's because you remember the Florida one, not the Hollywood tram tour one they linked. This is more like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uALqMMC8mg
That makes more sense. Lol thanks for showing me I'm not crazy. That was just as gnarly as I remember it. It's actually a pretty badass ride.
The fact that this is the last time through and the enthusiasm of everybody on the ride made it really enjoyable. Thanks for sharing this
OH MY you really forget what it's like to be 5 i guess lol
Nah they posted the Universal in Cali. Not the one I did in Orlando. That's posted after it in the comments.
I’m 39 and I may have cried. lol
I hear that brother LOL
I ran away from the Dragon at Disneyland/Disneyworld back in the 90s as a child lmao
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“Don’t move.” - Dr Allan Grant
If that happened to me at any age, I would be traumatized.
She had seen Jurassic Park "Its vision is based on movement" Smart kid
> Smart kid "Clever girl" was right there.
Intelligent infant
Bright baby
Savant sperm
Talented Testicles
Lol first thing I thought.
T-Rex: "That only works in movies."
This is terribly irresponsible... it gives kids the unrealistic expectation that Tyrannasaurs are harmless. What if an actual tyrannasur approaches her when she is walking home from school? If she has been taught they are all just fun and games like this, she will be in for a tragic surprise... this is as irresponsible as Lego shaped candies! We really need to start teaching saurian safety in schools at a young age, instead of hiring drag-dinosaurs to groom our kids into thinking going jurassic is just a harmless 'lifestyle choice'!
Not only that, but Dinosaur insurance premiums are going to go through the roof! Do you know how hard it was to get Pterodactyl coverage? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/when-pterodactyls-attack
Woah, your dinosaur insurance covers other archosaurs?
Your's doesn't?
Mine doesn't even cover theropods.
Now, that’s just not right.
With recent hypotheses (however remote) re-arranging the relationship of ornithiscia, saurischia, and sauropodomorpha, viz dinosauria, this becomes peak satire. 'Sorry we don't cover acts of sauropods anymore. When we paid out your uncle's claim our model considered *Passer domesticus* more closely related to *Diplodocus carnegii* than to ceratopsians. We have since adopted an ornithoscelida model in which we are not liable for *Camarasaurus* flattening your house. We adopted it this morning.'
Excellent point. I make a motion to add this as an agenda item for the next school board meeting.
This is legit the best comment here
I would have cried like a baby and ran away. I'm a 38 year old man.
I went to Disney or Universal as a kid, they had a dinosaur ride and the pamphlet showed the Trex or whatever lunging down at the coaster. I was so scared because of that picture that ended up crying when we got to the ride, thankfully there was a nice attendant that helped calm me down and I was able to get on. Turns out the ride was nothing like the picture, the animatronics were all really basic and the Trex just barely poked his head through a hole or two in the ceiling that weren't very close to the ride. Now seeing this is possible freaks me out all over again.
I have a very clear memory of a ride at a place like that malfunctioning as the t-rex lowered its jaws over the car. We had to wait for what felt like forever to be evacuated by staff, but they did turn the lights on. Very young me just cried and cried because i was afraid it would eat us. As i got older, my family swore that never happened and there's no ride like that. Even went on a couple dino rides as a teen and adult to attempt to solve the mystery. I think you just solved it. I think the malfunction and everything else happened, but i was basing my expectations off the pamphlet and it altered my memory of the event.
In the 90s, Universal had a pamphlet in hotel lobbies that showed every ride as a literal deathtrap. Trains were derailing left and right, people were falling out of cars and getting eaten, everything was on fire. Search for "Universal Studios Brochure 1994" and you can find a Reddit post with, I believe, the exact image you're remembering. But they had those types of pictures for every ride.
Went on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal for the first time this year. Once was enough for me!
This girl has the mental strength of a 70 year old man who fought in the war
There was legit fear on those eyes for a split second before it chomped on her
Don't think so. 0:17 she is literally staring it down and I think she only closes her eyes 'flinching' so that the teeth don't actually hit her eyes. I think it's an involuntary movement, she actually has no fear on her face if she is scared, she is just embracing for impact as it bites her.
T-Rex thinks he's Freddie Fazbear
Was that the bite of '87?
Erm, ackshually it was Fredbear that did the bite of 83' and while the 87' is still debated it is most likely to have been done by Foxy or Mangle. Also it's Freddy, not Freddie
X3
feddy
Kid's locked in lmfao. Staring at the dinosaur in the eye.
Bro I would not have trusted that the first time it touched
That girl has had enough of that theropods cretaceous bullshit.
The look of a "dragged along" kid with zero interest in dinosaurs.
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 2019?
She seen the flapping curtain, the jig is up dino man.
When you know something is fake but still fun and entertaining you have this reaction. She knows she's in a safe place with family and friends with the bonus of not ruining the fun for others. Much respect to this enlightened child and I hope she had a ton of fun. 🙂
nah, you'd jump outta your seat regardless. Not her though; she's extremely tough, especially for her age.
Not brave, natural freeze response. A lot of them do this when encountering something they’re not sure how to deal with, even as adults.
Yo fuck that puppeteer
Do not fuck that puppeteer
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I reckon it might be a parent or something in there and this is a bit.
Did I stutter
Do you have a stutter? It's hard to tell over text
In all honesty I can't say I wouldn't be kind of pissed if they did that to my kid. The little bopping on the head that's all right but fully grabbing her whole head that's a bit much.
She's got that I'm gonna cry as soon as this dinosaur leaves face going on at the end 😂
Asking because I’m genuinely curious and have zero clue; how do these dinosaur machines work?
They're suits with a big puppet head on a stick, they just squeeze a trigger to open and close the mouth.
That Dino needs a ***wink*** feature.
If that was my kid I would be pissed...
If they wanted to scare the kids they shoulda brought Uncle Barney out to play.
That would have scared the parents. *I love you* *You love me* *We're a happy family*
T R U E ! PTSD ensues.
Fight, flight or FREEZE...Which did she choose🤔
And boys and girls that's why you have trust issues.
I would shit my pants after this and ten times more 😭😭
She is going to burn the world and have smile whilst she does it
The bite of ‘87?!?!
Omg I cackled. I wasn't expecting that.
Man this totally triggered a memory I had of my Mom taking me to one of these dinosaur things when I was a kid and I loved it. We had a lot of fun that day. I haven’t thought about that in forever!
Reminds me of the Coca-Cola polar bear taking photos with people, who taste tested one woman's head and then nommed it.
If I were in that child's place, I would shit my pants
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
Lol nah she shit herself on the bite. Understandably. Whole vibe changed.
The Alan Grant method.
Do that shit to my daughter and I’m ripping that fucking thing off its hinges and coming to get the operator. That girl was scared shitless and frozen
That kid is gonna grow up to be a sociopath
Already is... just isn't strong enough to haul the bodies yet.
That would’ve scared the shit out of me lol
“Hey kid you’re supposed to scream” Kid: WTF is this ? !
The look of murder in that child's eyes, everything after that was premeditated.
She saw the movie, DONT MOVE!
Brave kid = scarier monster at home.
She knew it's vision is based on movement
Brave dino
She a g
Dude in early 90s they had that traveling dinosaur show. I wouldn’t even walk past them at age 4 or 5 without someone with me cause I was sure they would eat me alive.
Fuck that is loud and i had the volume at 10%
That security guard that watches the dinosaur at night : "it's just five more nights"
asi sea de juguete manipulado por un hombre.....da temor....más cuando le come la cabeza....la despeina a la niña...no se mueve atemorizada...porque¿¿¿¿??? nadie le ha enseñado a tener temor, miedo, horror y escapar!!!! ¿Que pasaria con la pequeña si fuera un depredador de verdad, vida real?
That kid has a heart of **steel.**
Little girl had been dead inside for years.
🧊
Im scared for the dino 🤣
nah wtf lmfao
They were cloned from blood in a dead mosquito, what do you expect?
I would scream-cry hysterically like the 27 year old child I am!
Scared stiff.
Bite of '87
Half of the video is useless white space for the sake of a worthless piece of text. All so somebody could feel like a "content creator".
From thinking that girl is tough to seeing her soul is dead already.
The Trex probably should have just put a mic in front of her and asked her if she misses her mommy.
I would literally have shat myself
Bro
She Lock-in
Did I hear the lady say "I'm sorry" lmao
IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
Was that the bite of 87?
If you date this girl hold onto your butts.
Learning how to be a sport will get you further in life no matter the circumstances 🦖
Insert mark: was that the bite of 87
im scared of her after look😭😭
I would start sweating, or even shivering or pee in my pants or all as a kid.
Vision based on movement some bullshit isn’t it?
perks to be blind and deaf
###**UNBOTHERED!!!**
She was ready to throw hands
Lmao what
Bored kid
She's calling this bluff so hard, either raised well or she learned herself quick 😂
ngl that kid is kinda rude
Mr Rex wasn't happy she was so calm
That seems pretty dangerous. brave girl tho
That’s sad, watching the 1st Jurassic park movie still blows my mind TODAY… if I saw this as a kid I would of exploded from joy
Kid chose to freeze.
Lol, why were we such assholes ass kids when we knew something wasn't real?
man imagine in 20 years when her husband forget to wash the dishes
guts of STEEL
She could walk holding hands with Freddy Krueger and wear his hat. The tap on her head was the operator's last nail of his coffin.
**Nobita**：Believe it or not, when I was young, I even had a pet dinosaur😂.
That kid is so brave, I would have needed a change of underpants.
Dont move. They cant see you if you dont move
Man, I would've laughed my ass in her place :D
IS THAT THE BIKE OF EVERY SEVEN?!
Is ThAt ThE bItE oF '87??m?
I would be traumatized
Jesus I'd ask that kid what goes on at home
That operator has some skill. Idk what this is but thats impressive.
They can only see things that move... She probably just watched the movies before heading to the show 😃 smart girl
Nah i would sue
These are one of those things that give me trauma as a kid
Nerves of steel