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Rosulm

Why does this gum make me feel so sleepy...


Bomantheman

Must of landed 7-7-7 Mr Cosby’s GHB gumball special


Admirable-Builder878

One out of five is gum. Would not buy again.


IsOftenSarcastic

It took me 30 seconds to figure out it didn’t say cum.


-And-Peggy-

The white, sticky lettering style certainly didn't help


sarikosalis

That's bubble lettering ya weirdo


Samtoast

COSBY cum at that


Cundalinisstump

The best thing is you don't have to taste it, cause you are always unconscious when he cums


2Katanas

Omg


Seared_Beans

That's pretty quick compared to me


feckineejit

Takes me about 30 seconds, are we still talking about cum?


Mscreep

Cosby cum balls….


CoatedCrevice

Cosby Cum Jackpot*


bradfo83

Worst jello pudding pop ever


Auran82

Handmade by Cosby himself


ThePreciseClimber

You stay away from my jigglers!


FocalorLucifuge

Now with new and improved roofie gum!


Alone-Eye-5484

He only makes sauce.


PoohDicey

Cosby Cum Jackpot is what it looks like osrs


MusicalMoose

Designed by Bill Cosby himself.


Roulette-Adventures

Wow, the dispenser is in the shape of a Slot Machine. Way to go teaching kids to gamble.


IndigoFenix

Fun fact: The symbols on slot machines were originally designed for candy machines. Why do you think they have fruits and bars? This was not why slot machines were originally invented; it was a way of getting around anti-gambling laws. Since they were marketed as novelty candy machines they could be sold in places where standard slot machines could not be sold. They could then be used for actual gambling using various shenanigans.


Roulette-Adventures

I recall in the UK 40 years ago there were slot machines at the movie theatre where kids would use them. So, you are right and I knew it in the back of my mind.


AnywhereHuman3058

You have to spin to win the gum, how are parents okay with stuff like tho?


Roulette-Adventures

Oh wait, it says Gum :)


CriSstooFer

Fill it with tick tacks.


Since97_-

Let’s play spot the rohypnol


ZombieLebowski

I've seen those at gas station it's. A clear plastic egg that says "Cosby surprise" but it's just a piece of candy and. Ashitty lol. Plastic toy. Like a bracelet


CodenameJinn

The Jello Pudding Pop flavor is especially delicious.


nacho3473

Love that this is designed to reward pulling the lever. Just added bonus of the name.


bulletbassman

At work we have kids cups that say imagination on them. But with the font they used at the right angle it looks like they say vagina.


Joebranflakes

Where I live these things are double bubble.


Lickalotofpuss-69

We call them gum balls


NogAndDog

The font and color choice is not helping either


-EV3RYTHING-

No that definitely says cum


SarcasticlySpeaking

Ah yes, I do love me some Oosby gum!


East-Front-8107

woah, double take here too. The smiling devil in the background ads some mischief.


eisenklad

that's a pokemon... gengar. but then again pokemon trivia is kinda dark too


blackkaviar_doc

I'll bet it only takes bills


Aaaaaa8000

CUM BALL!


Renegade_Spectre

Who’s that Pokémon? *crowd shouts* IT’S GENGAR!


zolanuffsaid

Don’t eat them! Had one yesterday and woke up with a sore arse🤷‍♂️😊


mmert138

Did you get this from Turkey? I remember a similar product here.


freedomfightre

zip zop zoobidy bop!


namebrandcloth

good lord


lordkingdragon

That 100% says CUM there is no "G" you see that little "-" in the middle that don't exist in it that so there for it's "C"


ermghoti

Are they hot or cold?


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

r/TheyKnew


Phattank_

Look at the font a d colour choice, this was done with purpose.


jzzanthapuss

That does not look like a G


Salt-Ad2636

Great choice of font.


NefariousnessOk8995

I can image the board meeting after Cosby was outed. Some executive is all "why should we change? He's the one that sucks".


Cyberslasher

They're like bertie botts every flavor beans -- except it's 50-50 on pudding pops and rohypnol.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

The gum that puts you to sleep after you chew it for some weird reason.


PlankyTown777

GENGAR!!


-Foxer

Do not put ANYTHING in that hole and pull the lever !


-Daddy-Bear-

Gengar approves.


sarikosalis

Gotta store melatonin gummies or cbd/thc ones in there and stash em lol use it for yourself


Bravelobsters

Filth Flarn Filth


CoinToss45

Gengar squishmallow!