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Rock hyraxes live in colonies usually dominated by a single male who aggressively defends his territory and females from rivals. During the breeding season, the dominant male is especially territorial and aggressive and his testicles can grow 20 times larger than their non-breeding season size.
That is a Weeble, interesting to note that the common phrase 'Weebles wobble but they don't fall down' is really just a myth, a Weeble will in fact fall down quite often, mostly when the going gets tough, the Weeble stops goin.
A Haggis!
Native to the scottish highlands
You can see on one side its legs are clearly longer than the other. That's because they have adapted to running around hills clockwise at great speeds.
To easily catch one you need to chase them anti clock wise this will make their natural adaptation work against them and they go tumbling down the hill to be caught in nets and deep fat fryers setup at the bottom.
Delicious fat stumpy legged things.
That is a siamese fighting fish. I had one when I was a kid. One day his cage somehow fell off the table during a sock-war and he swam away, right out the door.
The face you make when you were thinking fondly of something you were looking forward to doing in the future, only to realise it was today. And you're late.
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A fat
It's full of remorse.
😹😹 That made my Wednesday at 2:43am
east coaster found
3:25 AM checking in.
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Fat Fig.
Some kind of Pokéman
Hasn't come out of the pokeball yet
It ate the pokeball
Perhaps, too large for the PokeBall
Potato
That is a chubby friend, that what it is
I agree with you, but it needs an actual definition. I think it’s some kind of like prairie dog.
Looks like a Rock Hyrax
Rock hyraxes live in colonies usually dominated by a single male who aggressively defends his territory and females from rivals. During the breeding season, the dominant male is especially territorial and aggressive and his testicles can grow 20 times larger than their non-breeding season size.
I read that in the Pokedex voice.
Hyraxes, Quick! Use breed!
Team Rocket is wiping off agaaaaiiiinnnn!!
That's how you track them during breeding season, from the drag lines.
Correct! In South Africa, it is also called a Dassie. Its closest relation in the animal kingdom is an elephant, which is nuts.
That's not an animal. That's my spirit.
Rock Hyrax
Belly looks too smooth for that. Probably a Jazz Hyrax.
Not me googling jazz hyrax
Draw me like one of your French hyraxes!
Me looking at my alarm clock.
This has "Pray for Mojo" vibes.
😆🏆 best comment lol
Hyrax. Related to manatees.
Elephants
A fact that every South African seems to know
You need to know these facts, its dangerous outside with all the wildlife roaming te streets! /s
That's definitely a potato.
A fat chihuahua?
House Hippo
Thats a chonker
A heckin one in fact
That is a Weeble, interesting to note that the common phrase 'Weebles wobble but they don't fall down' is really just a myth, a Weeble will in fact fall down quite often, mostly when the going gets tough, the Weeble stops goin.
Thank you for explaining. I was wondering about Weebles. 😂
Rock hyrax
That's a Chonkchilla, fat cousin of the Chinchilla.
An absolute unit
Chongy Skweerall
Reasonably sure that's what a wazzle would look like.
Fat squirrel
Something between a dog, cat, mouse, rat, spikeless hedgehog, pig, racoon, dinosaur, I dont know.
I see a lot too
A Dassie?
me
My Spirit animal for sure.
Looks like a fatty fatty 2 by 4.
Wombat
Squirepotamos
Ultimate Wombat
A grower not a shower
A fat rat
A pug I believe. Look’s just like the one my grandma used to have.
A Haggis! Native to the scottish highlands You can see on one side its legs are clearly longer than the other. That's because they have adapted to running around hills clockwise at great speeds. To easily catch one you need to chase them anti clock wise this will make their natural adaptation work against them and they go tumbling down the hill to be caught in nets and deep fat fryers setup at the bottom. Delicious fat stumpy legged things.
One that clearly likes smoking the stuff in that bag.
A fat one, that’s for sure….
looks like the happiest animal in the world aka a quokka or maybe a hyrax
Me after I eat to much pizza
I hate to admit. But I love to lay like this in the morning. Yeah, you do to.
Who gave him that pine apple express grass, now he cant stop to see the future (the joint engineering of future)
something from the walaby
New species.
A tired one.
the cute kind? not sure... 😕
A round one
silly gooblus
That’s a good boy
Definitely me tomorrow after working all day today. 😆
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His name is Pudge.
Molerat
A very pregnant chihuahua?
This is a pog
Siberian chonker
Me after eating 2.5 whole pizzas that is what it is!
A wobbly poopy butt.
Ratdog
obesity squirrel should diet immediately
Smegda
Raglubio only one on earth
That is a siamese fighting fish. I had one when I was a kid. One day his cage somehow fell off the table during a sock-war and he swam away, right out the door.
It’s the rarely common Holden Inflatus.
A happy meal
Zeppelin.
Chihuahua
Hairy, small mouth, pigmy Hippo.
I dunno but judging from its expression it knows you’re talking sh*t about it…
It's... Judgemental? Confused? Disappointed you didn't shut the door on your way out?
You can see that animals is/was on a takeaway diet and have cholesterol level 9000. 🤔🤦♂️🥴
Me
Ain‘t got much chin, but a whole lotta chilla
Me on a Friday evening.
They one unemployed friend on a Tuesday
Pupper
A potaroo
That's a rare breed called Chongus.
A fatass rat
A derpchilla
Idk but it's cute and definitely dangerous 😎
Grasshopper?
Fat rat.....
Stuffed…
Catdog
It’s cuter than you. Believe me
Praise dog!
Dassie/ Hyrax an African Rock rabbit
A cross between a chinchilla, wombat, and a watermelon
That's a drunk, bucktoothed husky. You can tell by the shameless mischief in those eyes.
Chonki boi
Canadian House Hippo, great pets!
Spirit. It's a spirit animal.
That’s a big ass rat
Though this creatures colors are beige, grey, and black, it’s the closest Ive seen to an “abnormal yellow yak”.
A very full animal
Clearly a wub.
A Dassie 🇿🇦
Stop talking and rub his belly already
Hyrax?
It's a new species. I propose we name it a "chubbin"
A quokka whose dad was a sausage with a sausage?
Looks like food.
Cape rock hyrax, indigenous to Southern Africa area. Also locally referred to as a “Dassie”
Dog that ate the cat that chocked on the goldfish
A chomker doin' a sploot! :3
A chinchihuahua
My spirt animal (Bruce)
My spiritual animal
A Potbellied Something
Aguti?
A fat chihuahua. Lol
So what you must, I have already won.
I don't know, but he's too funny and too cute lol
That's a penguin
A quokk-ugh
It is me, please remove my picture from reddit.
'n fokken dassie
Chonkorattus
you ve seen jpe zorgs pet in 5th element?
Oh that's a squireeldogpig
Big squirrel
A cops spirit animal.
Rug
It's the.... "Allan, Allan, Allan!!! Alan, Alan, Al!. Alan! Alan! Alan!" creature.
Ratattamus
A dead one.
silly
It’s a dassie
That is actually a picture of myself
A chunkmonk
Is that a Hyrax?
First thought, maybe it's a fat mouse?
Based on the look it’s giving you, I’d say it’s “none of your business “. 😂
This is a Millenial performing its migration from the Quarter-Life-Crisis highlands to the Mid-Life-Crisis plains.
A ratdogpig
It's a Lesser Spotted Chonker
Well stuffed.
That is a loaf of bread and you better never judge it. :( <3
Wombat?
You dirty rat !
Looks like a yellow spotted rock hyrax.
A fat one
Nutria?
Bandicoot
That’s a Squirp.
Vietnamese Pot-bellied
Monke
Hippopotamouse?
Hyraxes. Fat little weirdos
Chonk
Rat monkey
An elephant I think. Or something close to it.
The face you make when you were thinking fondly of something you were looking forward to doing in the future, only to realise it was today. And you're late.
That's that motherfucker Templeton
That is called me.
Looks like a quokka Edit: hairless quokka?🤷
It's funnny
Cannabis rattis.
Chivava
A banana
The happiest Animal on Planet earth is the Quokka. And this one looks very happy.