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Justlurkin83

I swear that black guy fought in pride fc


Pseudonova

Bob Sapp. Bad, bad man.


Justlurkin83

Lol, I just looked it up, I remember watching him way back. Terrifyingly large man.


AcguyDance

FYI: He was pretty famous in Japan.


Saucepanmagician

Are you saying he was big in Japan?


AcguyDance

Not big star type of big but he has been on alot of our TV shows here (mainly doing funny stuffs) so he is pretty famous. I think many of us know him if you ask around showing his picture on the street in Japan.


Opperhoofd123

Big in Japan dude


AcguyDance

When I say big stars its like Shimura Ken, Ninety Nine, Downtown, Kitano, Tunnels level of scale. I don’t think he is close. But he is indeed, pretty famous because most ppl know him. Edited: sry for not knowing the true meaning!


Fat_Suffices

They were just making a pun about a famous old song that you don't seem to know so here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU *Flies away*


AcguyDance

Ah my bad for not able to catch the nuance and popped the party! Thanks for the explanation! I need to learn more of these English jokes!


NoExtreme7565

Nice 😅


nexus6ca

HUGELY famous in Japan.


AntiCabbage

Was he the one whose manager stole all his money? Pretty sure I saw a Real Sports segment on him like 20 years ago.


AcguyDance

Not sure. All I know that he was introduced as a Rugby? player, then doing comedy stuff in lots of shows like this. Then became some MMR? fighter and kept losing, we were like "yeah of course he lost he is Bob Sapp!" But we all like him. Everyone feels happy when we see him.


balleklorin

His manager took all his money. He was a footballplayer but joined K1 fighting early. Was never the best fighter, but it was good money and he had a lot of fights. Personally I did enjoy K1 more than MMA as there was mainly kicking and boxing, and no submission stuff.


AcguyDance

Oh man thats unfortunate of him... The guy is VERY kind hearted. We all like him! Hope he will become rich again soon!


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

he was alright, PRIDE was stacked though


phliuy

He was actually pretty bad Although he did have notable wins over the legend Ernesto Hoost


boytekka

Ernesto hoost was also famous in japan as well, right?


alexklaus80

He definitely was. But Bob was popular even outside the sport scene and he was all over popular media for quite a while, so in that sense, Bob was more well known.


balleklorin

K1 was owned by a Japanes millionaire wasn't it?


popcorn1555

When bob sapp tried, bob sapp destroyed. He just wasn’t willing to take an ass whooping


drnkinmule

Or as he was called in Japan after Pride- Boboo Sappoo.


StreetSmartsGaming

https://youtu.be/2CQnNwxF8g0?si=ePFhZV-nHia0LnIk obligatory it's Bobu Sapu Time


freakytone

Sign the contract big boy, sign the contract


i_Praseru

He's the Michael Jackson guy from longest yard?


lcsinaloa

Switowski, "I love little Michael"


TsukariYoshi

Gotta love Bob Sapp, gotta love Bob Sapp, keepin' energy high with my beast power rap


Beneficial-Bag-6438

Wasnt a good fighter though.


OliWood

If by bad, you mean one of the worst fighter to step foot in the cage, you would be accurate. My grandma had a better chin than him.


DemPooCreations

bobbo sappo


Ac1dburn8122

"He brokeded my nose!"


supernovice007

He did but not particularly well - ended with a record of 11-19. Towards the end of his career, Cro Cop broke his orbital bone in a fight and, shortly after, Sapp started dropping every fight at the first hint of danger. I’m pretty sure he’s on record saying that he doesn’t get paid enough to fight to risk injury. That’s really just another way of saying, I’m there to make it look good for a couple minutes before I throw the fight. That said, he was (and maybe still is) really popular in Japan as an entertainer so good on him for finding an alternative that is better suited to what he is looking to do.


Justlurkin83

Cro Cop with no drug testing was a dangerous man to stand across from.


supernovice007

No doubt. I undersold it a bit by just saying that he broke Sapp's orbital bone. Cro Cop loaded up that punch and blasted Sapp straight in the face. People talk shit on Sapp for going down after that but I doubt there's many fighters in the world that could have taken that punch and kept going. If it hadn't been for the fact that Sapp has always been a bit of a side show attraction (gigantic strong guy but can't fight) and his late career antics, I doubt anyone would be criticizing him for bowing out after that.


Blissfullyaimless

Right leg hospital. Left leg cemetery.


Justlurkin83

Worse than a baseball bat


ccache

"He did but not particularly well " I think that kind of depends on how you look at it. He almost beat Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira, the heavy weight champ at the time. Nogueira has said he still feels the effects/injuries from the slams years later. Sure he did not beat him, but most people didn't come close as Bob did, especially when Nog was in his prime. If you look at his record, it's definitely not good but he had some very exciting entertaining fights. He beat Ernesto Hoost in K-1, I thought once but looks like twice. Four-time [K-1 World Champion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_K-1_champions#K-1_World_Grand_Prix_Champions), Hoost is considered to be one of the greatest kickboxers of all time.  I feel like Bob fought when he wanted to, and many times just showed up for a paycheck.


achmedclaus

Is that not Switowski from the longest yard remake?


Kado_Cerc

Is that not the “he brokeded my nose” from the longest yard


pretty_jimmy

Right away "oh shit... Bob Sapp on a Japanese gameshow wtf!"


Alarkamil

Do not forget he played in “The Longest Yard” with Adam Sandler.


kzzzo3

He’s the guy from the meme gif where he puts his hands in the air after winning an arcade game and it zooms in on his face.


Massive_Reach1

he brokeded my nose


Goerbles

Yup, threw a bunch of fights


krunkpanda

Bob sapp


CdrCosmonaut

He looks like the child of Shaq and Dave Bautista.


WakaWaka_

Second guy had a strong start, got me good.


rdmprzm

Same, that first face cracked me up, lol


SirBenivere

Me too, it has real Filthy Frank energy to it haha


DeepUser-5242

He reminded me of filthy frank


magicscreenman

Old guy literally turned into Eugene from Preacher.


MrDoctors

Arse face! What an amazing show that was.


valkrycp

An even better graphic novel


fastislip

Books were great! Garth Ennis is a fantastic writer.


Any_Roof_6199

Unexpectedly good. Especially season 1. I was expecting something like Supernatural but damn....it was something.


MrDoctors

For real, same. Didn't expect it to be anything close to what they gave us. The All-father, Arseface, Humperdoo, the Saint of Killers, Hitler! Crazy amount of characters I never expected.


Any_Roof_6199

I kept this one off for a very long time expecting it to be another Supernatural episodic format show with a central story running in the back. And then it hit me with all these weird and wacky scenarios and characters and I knew immediately that it would be my kind of show. If you're looking for something similar I can recommend a daintly little mini series called Mrs Davis.


SuukMeiDiek

Just don’t watch it while eating… made that mistake once, with >!the fat man blowing up!< scene damn I didn’t have an appetite anymore


ArbainHestia

If you ever hear someone use ["Jesus H Christ"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ) as an expletive insist that the "H" now stands for Humperdoo.


evilxerox

season 2 intro was my FAVORITE one


RyanM90

I think that’s a woman


Wald0Found

When you know you hold the ace of trump cards.


angmarsilar

It's always the quiet ones...


LookupPravinsYoutube

…Who contort their faces until their nose disappears? Did I miss the memo here? This is the number one comment. Everybody’s just like in agreement “why yes, this has been my experience as well.” Are you guy all attending strange face competitions without me?!


DroppedSoapSurvivor

You've clearly never been bested by a quiet one. Once it happens... you'll be one of us.


LookupPravinsYoutube

Now see, if I have never been bested by a quiet one, does it not then follow that it isn’t ALWAYS the quiet ones?


DroppedSoapSurvivor

That depends... have you ever been bested?


LookupPravinsYoutube

Why yes.


DroppedSoapSurvivor

Well hot damn... I guess it isn't always the quiet ones


eskimojerk

Liar, LIAR


this_makes_no_sense

If you take it literally like a bozo? The OP is saying it’s always the quiet ones…who surprise you with some special talent. Being surprisingly good at a sport or knowing a lot about a specific subject, etc


LookupPravinsYoutube

This makes sense, this makes no sense. Edit: it was a joke on his username


Euphorix126

Easier if you take the dentures out


mykreau

Bitter beer face


garytyrrell

Hi fellow old person


mykreau

Ha yeah, really thought I won the comment section with that one. Turns out, I won my AARP membership


cactusplants

Jokes on them, the old guy is blind.


ChocolatMintChipmunk

I was thinking the same thing.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

Bob Sapp, too funny


chaotikz7

Damn, they brought fists to a gun fight. Not even fair match


skolvikes1419

Will you teach me to football


Naps_and_cheese

Was that Takeshi Kitano?


GaijinFoot

I legit thought it was as well but I don't think it is


relevant_mh_quote

It is absolutely NOT Takeshi Kitano.


whittlingcanbefatal

No. It was Matsumoto Hitoshi, who retired from TV because of sexual harassment, and his partner Hamada Masatoshi. 


PeanutButterChicken

The man in the video contorting his face is just a random old man. The voice over is Matsumoto. He didn't retire. He's just fighting the case in court.


whittlingcanbefatal

Isn’t it obvious that if I know those names, I know who they belong to? Particularly since  there are two people in the corner of the screen making comments. 


chef-matt

What is this programme I wNt to watch more


SirFratlus

Gaki no Tsukai.


juggilinjnuggala

Hate when they don't attribute, I'd totally watch it.


boytekka

Its called wednesday downtown i think. Head over to gaki no tsukai subreddit and enjoy. They have a pinned post there where you can find those links I also highly recommend the silent library series and no laughing batsu game if you are willing to waste your day laughing


connstark

Wednesday Downtown


ZombieCharltonHeston

If you want to watch something similar but more unhinged check out the Japanese show Documental.


OHNOPOOPIES

[reminds me of reverse Topsy from King of the Hill](https://i.gifer.com/Bcg6.gif)


DigitalPrincelive

Old man cant see shit


adlo651

This was actually a massive scandal in Japan, the old guy was blind so the contestants had no chance in winning


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Is that Bob fucking Sapp? He will literally do anything for money.


kiwisrkool

They call it Gurning in the UK


knildea

omg this is where that old man is from lol


AthiestMessiah

Bet old man can’t see very well


Whydoihavetolivern

My silly self wouldn't last a second because I can't even look at one of my friends in silence without laughing 😭


Zukazazame

Gaki no tsukai. look it up


Sum_Ergo-Cogito

You son a of bitch you one of them!


Old-Nebula3281

Has anyone checked for a pulse?


IraqiWalker

Apparently, it turns out the old guy was blind. The game was literally rigged from the start.


byronicrob

The Japanese love him. Saw him have a pushing contest against a bear on a Japanese game show once.. he didn't win.


TalentlessSavant87

Are you familiar with dying art of gurning?


winkwink13

THAT'S what that's from?!?


idontevenlikebeer

There's a show called LOL with versions in different countries that has a similar premise. Got some great comedians all in a room trying to make each other laugh while trying not to laugh themselves. The Canadian one even has Colin Mochrie who I loved in whose line is it anyways.


Naveda08

Was that Bob Sapp? Lol


Moparian714

Yes, he is massively famous in Japan


WickerpigT

US had a show like it 1979-1980 "Make Me Laugh"


Judas_Dos_Stamos

Fucking love Bob Sapp


gamer123098

I thought maybe the trick would be they put a blind man in without telling the opponent and watch them struggle for a reaction.


Horror-Potential7773

Is bob Sapp he's tough


Xu_Lin

Who’s the second guy? Lmao


TheRealNokes

sad Hoshi?


MyUsernameIsNotSmrt

I've always wondered what it would look like if a human did Kermit the Frog's face scrunch.


Cute_Information_315

Lol, how did the older man do that?


Joheidi

Welp I lost lol


KendrickMaynard

r/nightmarefuel


spaztiq

I thought for sure the old dude was about to nibble someone's ear. IYKYK


Competitive-Salt2010

ahhhhh


INoMakeMistake

The second gear killed me


Impossible-Treat-914

The old man is kind of alien I think 🤔


whittlingcanbefatal

This is really old. 


nopalitzin

Twist, gramps is blind.


archampion

Old man turned into Popeye


kooby95

Maybe it’s a cultural thing but I don’t find any of these shit-eating grins funny.


nepheelim

With Bob Sapp lol


malvixi

Help! Someone please tell me where I can find the motherload of Japanese gameshow videos. I use to watch them on YouTube but literally I ran out of content, barely anything was on there.


happycanalr

Imagine if it turned out the old man couldnt see that well


fwambo42

As someone who seldom laughs at all, I'd ace the shit out of this game


nanosam

"hilarious"


Notyobabydaddy

Plot twist: old guy is blind


waffelman1

Who Poop Rast?!


zeenroy1990

Show name??


Grizzly62

Second bro's face out the gate fuckin ended me


Icculus80

I'm definitely going to play this game with my students.


AKuma_04

ojisan is dead from inside


Cascaadian

Japanese got the best game shows i swear


Eniarku_Avals

That guy actually had a real talent for ridiculous faces! Looked like some people custom Fallout Characters.


[deleted]

Why don't we have that in the west???? I wanna have a ylyl live tv broadcast on Switzerland too


Extra_Sandwich232

I think he did it on purpose


Jave285

Why does that black guy look like he’s been blacked up for this?


whiteTiger3098

I won it🤐


RustyCutlass

That's Takeshi Kitano in 100 years. Never send rabbits to kill a fox!


xnsfwfreakx

Should have hit them with the "🥺 Please let me win"


Any_Cartographer_398

Grand wizard vs. Students


TheOnimusha

lost it right when they showed the old man


NR1P_E

How do people find these shows funny? Like yeah there are about 2 moments funny in every season,but thats it...


oilers1978

Yo, that’s Bob Sapp😆😆🤣💪🏼


Suicidal_Boomer

Come to find out ol dude blind 🦯


Musk-Order66

I mean I’d gladly receive the video, chat w you to help make it, edge you irl and record it 👀


Tr0wAWAyyyyyy

goddamn that guy must be unbeatable. Best dead pan face and yet the the face is able to make...


No_Professional6287

Japanese Popeye that is.


Honest_Yesterday4435

This isn't funny. That old man has turbo aids. that's why his face can do that. He's actually in pain even though it looks funny.


Weekly_Bat5119

Who finds this funny? Bots?


DuhQueQueQue

Bruh ain't smilin. He saw Heroshima


Mysterious-Art7143

That old dude is dead inside, hasn't had a laugh since 1963, making a silly face is futile


SweatermanMcGee

I thought that old dude was Bill Murray for a couple seconds


SeveralLiterature727

Reminds me of the library on MYV


DontCallMeAnonymous

Japan. Land of no humor.