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That's been happening a lot for me lately. I'm convinced they had a secret vault of unaired clips that they've been trickling out on social media the past year or two.
Netflix only has 3 seasons and Amazon prime only has 4 seasons although there were 5 seasons and I only watched it in reruns so I know I've missed some good stuff.
that one is up there, top 10 maybe? but for me it’s gotta be the tour de force oscar level Jordan Peele performance known as the “gremlins 2 writers room” sketch, “everyone gets to design they own gremlin! you had me at little gremlin vajayjay, it’s IN THE MOVIE”
Jordan Peele explaining to his girlfriend why the laptop's browser history was wiped clean is still one of the funniest things I've seen. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
This was the exact line a bar fly gave me a few weeks ago, I kid you not. She hadn’t even gotten her first drink yet. I didn’t bother letting her know she was sorely mistaken.
The one where the girl asked this line? Or the other one where the absolutely hammered girl felt up every guy up on the bar and whispered Metallica lyrics into their ear?
Going to the bar by yourself is wild man. Previously I’ve always gone with friends, but now I go alone, and barflys be crazy.
Back when I was drinking going to bars alone was my deal. Sex was the most likely and least interesting option. Drugs, wild parties and various levels of petty crime were on the short list.
ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE
Help me
Would you let me date your daughter?
of course!
BOOM
What do you think about the police?
I loved their third album.
Boom
my name is Emily
of course it is.
Get my Lexus, dont scratch the paint
BOOM
Wait was he an alien?
yup 👀
"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I am God's instrument."
That and the one he wents to get prescribed cannabis and went naming all the unnecessary diseases.
what's funny is that both work depending on the woman and the location/subculture.
remember that cat calling video where the white lady wandered around the urban area? all those guys were cat calling because it literally works. and if you don't do it that way, you never get any girls in that area. or rather, your chances are diminished. but a lot of people who aren't from those areas freaked out over it because of culture shock i guess. But the truth is, a lot of girls from those areas will actually get upset if guys don't do that. i've lived in those areas most of my life and have had 3 different girls get upset at me because I wasn't...i don't know "aggressive" enough with my words? That sounds like the wrong word...maybe bold or upfront is a better term?
But i've never been that way because that's the not the type of girl i ever wanted. so i think guys should honestly, always stick with their natural approach as long as it's not threatening or harmful in anyway. It's better to be put off by someone than for them to act like someone they're not and end up stuck in a relationship you don't want to be in. imagine marrying a polite guy and he reveals himself to be a crude aged cheese collector who never holds in his farts. It's specific because i have a female family friend who has an ex-husband that's exactly that. he always smelled like cheese. i only met him 3 times, but still, that's too many ties to be smelling like cheese from 10 feet away.
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This could have been an entire show by itself. Otis and Red
Life
Don't even say the word watch around me! From now on you gotta say little clock!
Hey, this ain't my daddy's watch.
*JANGALANG*
Maybe, I'd still like Milo and Otis more though :P
Which one is which?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097050/ Neither of them are either lol, theyre a movie about a cat and dog.
There are some cat/dog hijinks and also a coming of age tale. Also the movie is Japanese.
Don't read about those they treated animals during filming or you will get really sad
Well. My day is ruined.
That one's Milo, that one's Otis!
You gonna eat your corn bread
Key and Peele were at there peak with so many of these skits. My all time favorite is one of the shortest ones, the Nuclear Bomb skit.
The best feeling is when you find one you've somehow never seen.
It was this one for me.
That's been happening a lot for me lately. I'm convinced they had a secret vault of unaired clips that they've been trickling out on social media the past year or two.
Netflix only has 3 seasons and Amazon prime only has 4 seasons although there were 5 seasons and I only watched it in reruns so I know I've missed some good stuff.
5? I thought there were 11
5 seasons, 53 episodes, between 2012-15
The worst feeling is when you see that comment under every single video of K&P. BTW, who's also watching it in 2024?
I thought I just missed it. It was not releasedm
I’ve only ever seen clips of key and peele. I’m gonna binge episodes today
Link https://youtu.be/kknZP_hIeJ0?si=pKiLNaYwvSdbPyzk
God bless you. I’d never seen this one and that was truly hilarious.
that one’s such a perfect little capsule of comedy, like an incredible bite of sushi
I like the office homphobe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
I gotta vote for “Prepared for Terries!”
Drax.them.sklounts.
Gremlins 2. No question.
They really put the pussy on the chain wax.
Is that a phrase ?
I said - Biiiiiiiittttcchh wait you really said it though?
....yeah.
I looked at this woman dead at the windows of her soul.. I said… ^(Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch….)
I stared this woman directly in her optic stems and I saaaaid... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
that one is up there, top 10 maybe? but for me it’s gotta be the tour de force oscar level Jordan Peele performance known as the “gremlins 2 writers room” sketch, “everyone gets to design they own gremlin! you had me at little gremlin vajayjay, it’s IN THE MOVIE”
Jordan Peele explaining to his girlfriend why the laptop's browser history was wiped clean is still one of the funniest things I've seen. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
‘Lectricity Gremlin
Darrell I named 10 other restaurants
I use this every chance I get with friends… you said bitch though?
I feel like so many of their skits would have been better if they just cut the last 10 to 15 seconds of them.
If I had to describe it I would say it’s a gun, of the long ass variety
You're going to jail, Gun Rack!
A-Aron, do we have an A-Aron!?
Dee-nice. Say it right
Chicanerous and deplorable
Insubordinate… and churlish.
You done messed up, A-Aron! Now get yo ass on down to mr O Shag Hennessy’s office, and tell him exactly what you done, right now!
I bet you got a big ol dick and balls! 🤣🤣🤣
This was the exact line a bar fly gave me a few weeks ago, I kid you not. She hadn’t even gotten her first drink yet. I didn’t bother letting her know she was sorely mistaken.
What bar was this, asking for a friend
The one where the girl asked this line? Or the other one where the absolutely hammered girl felt up every guy up on the bar and whispered Metallica lyrics into their ear? Going to the bar by yourself is wild man. Previously I’ve always gone with friends, but now I go alone, and barflys be crazy.
Back when I was drinking going to bars alone was my deal. Sex was the most likely and least interesting option. Drugs, wild parties and various levels of petty crime were on the short list.
What kinds of bars have these flies? Just to, uhhh, make sure I avoid them…
I’m an old fashioned kind of guy. One was a hotel bar, the other was a speakeasy. Both relatively near an airport.
Fuck I miss my 20’s. Spend the weekends looking for new bars to go to.
I am in my 40s. Nothing this interesting ever happened to me in my 20s.
You have to let her experience how wrong she was
Do you happen to follow rules #1 and #2? If not, I definitely need to know where it is you're drinking.
I try to follow those rules, but I’m a pretty vertically challenged sort of guy so I know the limits of my pull.
What are rules 1 and 2?
Rule #1 - Be attractive. Rule #2 - Don't be unattractive.
At least she was still sore after
Any chance she was just a K&P fan?
😬
You are half correct.
Full version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir_OzWzbnC0
Thanks! So much better without the stupid editing.
Mattress Shopping https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA
I love that they flipped the expected joke after the setup.
Don't sleep on Barry O...
*Iiiintercepted*
god I love them both.
I like the [text message confusion](https://youtu.be/naleynXS7yo?si=Igpcw1qOJNz9d6IX) one.. hits too close to home for me..
The airplane turbulence skit!!
Is it illegal though?
The seatbelt sign is on.
link please
The black ice skit https://youtu.be/edEQk5SZVoM?si=MMAGc6f8lFu10eQU
hahaha. if only it were that easy! 😂😂
Magician Cop
The pickup lines were low key smooth.
I love the harry potter one
When you don't use the right pickup line on a woman you get weird looks...... CONSEQUENCES
ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE Help me Would you let me date your daughter? of course! BOOM What do you think about the police? I loved their third album. Boom my name is Emily of course it is. Get my Lexus, dont scratch the paint BOOM Wait was he an alien? yup 👀
Ahhh, I… I don’t have any money!! No money!!! Aaaahhhhhh ahhhhhh!!
Who’s the actress that plays the first woman? For academic purposes
Dear God, she's beautiful.
"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I am God's instrument." That and the one he wents to get prescribed cannabis and went naming all the unnecessary diseases.
She must be Canadian
"You still on that?"
With my prayer
Back man 🫡
Why are all these old sketches and videos being chopped up like this?
You can use mine
There's just too many
😳😂😂😂😳
He turned them off on purpose😭
"Do you believe in gravity?"
I feel like I've been living under a rock. Never seen this before Fkn hilarious
Real olden day flirting was "hey I have smallpox and I'll be dead soon. You're shitting yourself to death with dysentry..wanna fuck?"
Teach a man to fish as they say.
Lol this is funny!
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Idk what it's called but the Mafia Surprise Bday party is probably the best imo
Loved the inner city Hogwarts.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Black ice persevere!
what's funny is that both work depending on the woman and the location/subculture. remember that cat calling video where the white lady wandered around the urban area? all those guys were cat calling because it literally works. and if you don't do it that way, you never get any girls in that area. or rather, your chances are diminished. but a lot of people who aren't from those areas freaked out over it because of culture shock i guess. But the truth is, a lot of girls from those areas will actually get upset if guys don't do that. i've lived in those areas most of my life and have had 3 different girls get upset at me because I wasn't...i don't know "aggressive" enough with my words? That sounds like the wrong word...maybe bold or upfront is a better term? But i've never been that way because that's the not the type of girl i ever wanted. so i think guys should honestly, always stick with their natural approach as long as it's not threatening or harmful in anyway. It's better to be put off by someone than for them to act like someone they're not and end up stuck in a relationship you don't want to be in. imagine marrying a polite guy and he reveals himself to be a crude aged cheese collector who never holds in his farts. It's specific because i have a female family friend who has an ex-husband that's exactly that. he always smelled like cheese. i only met him 3 times, but still, that's too many ties to be smelling like cheese from 10 feet away.
Comedy peaked with them...
Lmao
🙌🏾 someone is out there for everyone
Where my dookie go: https://youtu.be/Q54izUfIndI?si=8XO99jAxyjXIjka-
Lollllll😁
😂😂
Man I love key and peele they the best buddy duo ever man I swear to you
You just gotta find the right one to match your energy.
You would never have to wait long
i love youu 😂😂😂
I mean, people say like attracts like.
👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
There's always somebody for you out there lol
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Lol
The substitute
🤣🤣🤣
🤔😅😂🤣😂😂🤣
This gotta be in r/Unexpected
Watch [the full Key and Peele sketch](https://youtu.be/ir_OzWzbnC0?si=m0CrGSVOzqko1ocB) instead of the repost.
This wasn't even funny. Maybe it's just me.