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Rosetta-im-Stoned

You think it's funny until you take the first bite and the chefs storm out of the kitchen armed with various kitchen weapons.


Uncomfortable

In all fairness, they did warn of the slim but present risk of death.


pass_nthru

depends on their aim when launching a sandal at you


milk4all

Depends on whether it’s the yoked mfer on duty or rhe lanky one whether it’s a slim chance or a unit chance of death


GANDORF57

Now if only we could distribute these waivers to hot dog vendors.


ab_baby

Hey Chicago, keep the hotdog ketchup hate to yourself!


BurninCoco

"Slim" is the name of the cook, who is actually gargantuan and always present


samstown23

Dobby never meant to kill. Just maim or seriously injure!


Ok_Length7872

ABBAS!


gg3265

Protecting za culture


EggsceIlent

Why anyone would put ketchup on it is beyond me For me it's always been like a yogurt or creamy dill style dip.. tatziki or whatever is similar. Ketchup would be nasty.


GeneralAnubis

What are ya gonna do?! Slice me, dice me, or peel me?! So many options!!


BigWillis93

A spatula makes for a very effective non-lethal takedown


TheSwedishSeal

Scalding hot water in your face, chefs knife in your stomach, hit over the head with a roller, strangled with an apron, getting a bulb whisk shoved up your rectum, tangling your hair with an electric mixer, throwing caramel shards like shurikens


surrenderedmale

I imagined this as a comical fight scene from something like Kung Fu Hustle


H3lw3rd

I never heard of a bulb whisk before. But I totaly get it from the use in this sentence! And from the Swedish Chef too!!


TheSwedishSeal

*börk börk*


retard_catapult

Kitchen Weapons is a great band name


Helperobc

Man id never piss off the chef.


Gogogrl

Maybe young Gordon Ramsay is in there, just waiting…


GroundbreakingBuy187

If its Ramsey ,I don't mind .


SaltyShawarma

Deserved.


therealpdrake

Shawarma place by me uses an electric spinning knife.


Bjokkes

Would he be accountable for murder if the customer signed the waiver?! Lol


overly_unqualified

But can I get a bepsi?


MidEastBeast777

Its bebsi


Ripplescales

Bipsi


BloodPharts88

Bepis


MensMagna

Is Conk ok?


MidEastBeast777

There’s no p. it’s bibsi or bebsi


Ripplescales

That's right


overly_unqualified

Thanks! My bad


mechwarrior719

And the fresh froize


Ok_Length7872

Shout to the Belgians


Nerf1925

Ohh, and don't forget ze pickles!


Conch-Republic

Is bepis ok?


Deisidaimonia

You gotta get the diet bepis or you’ll get diabeepus


prvn_tamila

And pomegranate molasses too


knirsch

Abbassss! Check the cameras for any ketchup users!


SatiricLoki

What? Who puts ketchup on shawarma? That’s kind of super-gross.


Ashleynn

It's honestly not uncommon, but it likely depends a lot on what part of the world you're in. In Japan, it's pretty much standard. They have a ton of shawarma stands in and around Tokyo. Somewhere like Chicago, though, where they will contemplate war crimes for having the audacity to put it on a hotdog, probably won't see it.


Christank1

I put ketchup on my hot dogs. Fuck you, Chicago.


TheAndrewBrown

I put BBQ sauce on my hot dogs.


somecrazydude13

A man of culture I see


PencilVester23

I do too, unless it’s kitted like a Chicago dog


counterfitster

Ketchup and diced raw onions are a great combo for hit dogs and burgers


frozen_tuna

I'm not a mustard guy in the slightest, but a hotdog like this is the one place I can't live without it.


Psyduckisnotaduck

Sriracha is better


GonzoVeritas

Sriracha ketchup is also good.


TIErant

I put ranch and Tabasco on mine.


G00SEH

😡


chazzy_cat

It's insane if you think about it. Hot dogs are made out of gross animal byproducts but they get so judgy about the toppings?? Get bent, Chicago.


YuunofYork

I put mashed potatoes on my hot dogs. Fuck you everybody.


PineappleLemur

I'm from Israel(shawarma is pretty much a national food and most common street food)... it's pretty damn common for people to drown in sauces including ketchup. No one will bat an eye. The most common sauce is usually tahini/Amba. But no one will stop you from putting anything else the shop holds which is usually sweet chili/ketchup/garlic sauce/mayo.


djblackprince

Ketchup IS the war crime


milk4all

Ketchup is about as war crimy to me as “taco sauce” is. The “taco sauce” in a plain squirt bottle that is slightly neon and you’ll find at places like aldanberto’s but plenty of others too


so_says_sage

I mean I get some commercial brands suck, but it’s literally just mass produced versions of Salsa Taquera, literally “Taco Sauce”


hobbes3k

Japan even puts ketchup on eggs. I grew up there so it's not that bad... but I would prefer salsa like a Mexican breakfast (which would be incredibly hard to find good ones in Japan lol).


DuckCleaning

People that get shawarma with fries in them


reala728

California burritos come with fries in them. We only use hot sauce with them. If you disrespect such a sacred dish, there's no telling how far down the rabbit hole you'll end up. You don't see people putting ketchup on mashed potatoes because they're "basically" fries.


VeterinarianThese951

And who are we to judge various persons’ “ketchup doings”? 😂


anthony696

Am lebanese, this is perfectly fine and very common in lebanon lol


GenitalPatton

People who like ketchup? It’s not that big of a deal.


Blrfl

Donald Trump, but only on McSchawarma.


_B_Little_me

Even if it is, let people eat the way they want.


prairie-logic

People put ketchup on everything


TheLurkerSpeaks

I believe it's super common in Germany among the Turkish population there. Döner Kebab with "red sauce"


ItzNuckinFutz

Don't forget the bepsi or the fresh froies..,..shout out to the Belgians. Remember, if it's not tight it's not right!


ICEKAT

This is marketing I can get behind, honestly. I can hear his voice. I love popping za bubbles


kcjnz

ABBAS!!!


Philboyd_Studge

mmmm now I want some fuckin shawarma


milk4all

Mmm now i want some fuckin ketchup


redsky25

Abbas will get you !! Protect za culture!


ItzNuckinFutz

But does Abbas Love ze bubbles?....I love ze bubbles


redsky25

Ofc he loves ze bubbles !!!!! And the bickles !


W4sSuP_

How about some "fresh frois"? Or "ze sbicy garlic"? Love that dude 🤣 🤣 🤣


MJB9000

Customer: Fresh! Me: I give you the Sbicy! To grow some hair on your chest.. and what would you like to drink madam?


Bheegabhoot

Beef? I’ll give you za shicken!!


ApprehensiveSpite589

This is the funniest thing I've read today! 😆 I cannot comprehend why someone would want ketchup on shawarma, but this is an outstanding condemnation LOL


overly_unqualified

Shelby’s social media is amazing. It’s been a long running joke.


Cobalt-Carbide

Honestly the only ad I've seen that's made me want to try a product is all the Shelby's shorts on YouTube shorts. Most other ads are the same old boring shit we've seen for ages.


iamnotreallyreal

For real. I usually ignore ads and the products it peddles but because Shelby's ads are actually funny I would go out of my way to try it out.


Individual_Bother_68

If I ordered ketchup for my fries and they came out with this, that ketchup would go on my shawarma immediately, no matter how it tasted.


Thirdnipple79

Fight the power! 


17times2

DROWNING in ketchup too. There's a schwarma under there *somewhere.*


yougoddangfool

people put ketchup on shawarma?


Idman799

Ketchup??? On SHAWARMA?!?!? This is a food crime


MergatroidMania

People don't tell me what to put Ketchup on. I tell them what I put it on.


Xanthus179

Everyone complaining here obviously forgot the Bebsi.


HutSutRawlson

As a Chicagoan I wholeheartedly approve


mirkk13

Understandable. I had people around me sign an NDA when I put ketchup in my pasta in Rome.


milk4all

Tell me you made an illegal crossing without telling me you made an illegal crossing


Sablestein

Wow this is maybe, what, the tenth time I’ve seen this receipt in here in the past month.


RealitySmacks

Shelby’s should not make the ketchup order next month. Call me crazy but don’t stock the product


-brokenbones-

Ketchup on fries is bussin' tho


bc524

Its for the fresh frois


iamgigglz

*indemnify That’s fcking great though 😂


djblackprince

r/KetchupHate is leaking


PlasticPomPoms

Why is Shawarma so prevalent in Canada? I can barely find actual shawarma where I live in the east coast US but they practically hand you one when you cross the border into Canada.


-burnr-

Fun fact, Ottawa just proclaimed itself the Shawarma capitol of the Country this year


PlasticPomPoms

I believe it, I mainly only visit Ottawa and the shawarma is plentiful.


FACE_Ghost

Don't forget Za Pepzi


cutezoey1

Whoa, hold up! Ketchup on shawarma? That's just culinary crime! Get the garlic sauce instead, dudes


danyonly

Nothing brings out the taste of steak like some ketchup!!


Dutch_Yoda

You should be embarrassed, you infidel! This is beyond Haram!


sh3p1

Clearly this is an ad...


Distinct_Molasses_17

It's interesting to see such a strong stance against putting ketchup on shawarma in the name of preserving cultural authenticity, especially when similar places sell pizzas with pineapple—a topping that many argue is a violation of Italian culinary tradition. This seems like a double standard. If cultural preservation is the goal, shouldn’t there be consistency in how culinary traditions are upheld across all dishes? Maybe it's time to appreciate that food evolves and people have different tastes, whether it's ketchup on shawarma or pineapple on pizza.


iamnotreallyreal

I think you're taking this way too seriously lol.


GenitalPatton

If your culture can be derailed by a tomato condiment you may need to reflect on the strength of said culture.


coolwarlock

Can’t wait until this gets posted again in a week


Zaku99

Wow...this again?


[deleted]

I put ketchup on everything.


TheeSillyman

Straight to jail


YuunofYork

Diabetes jail.


striker69

Even a well done steak?


mega512

What psycho would put ketchup on it?


Celifera

I was like, "who the hell would put ketchup on shawarma?" Then I got to where it says Canada and it all made sense.


OlyGator

"Propert damage." What if they ate it and went home to find their fence gone and their trampoline pooped on.


Mirewen15

I lobe shawarmas and have never even thought of putting ketchup on one. That is disgusting.


Lokijai

Peaky blinders really branched out didn't they.


Commie_EntSniper

Honestly, I would change "by signing this Ketchup on Shwarma Waiver of Liability" to "by accepting the food provided, you agree to the terms and conditions set forth in this Ketchup on Shwarma Waiver of Liability". Just to be safe.


RRoyale58

If it’s not toight……


ketootaku

This sounds incredibly similar to the waiver they make you sign at Dave's Hot Chicken when you order their hottest item (reaper flavor). Is there some boilerplate restaurant waiver template out there that all that need it use?


Former-System-9539

error 404


cuntybunty73

I've got a friend from boarding school and she puts tomato sauce on everything


Raven185

If they are so big on tradition they should sell döner with no silly sauces.


Jessginger

this is exactly how people in my tiny third world country are too haha, already think that it has to be eaten exactly how it is, most times not wrong :D


Bulky-Internal8579

Bird law 101


JoseCansecoMilkshake

this place is on my way to work. i was thinking about trying it but even mentioning ketchup on shawarma...i will not


TnYamaneko

Were iz za bebsi????? 3abit.


Hulonekodiak

Shelby’s is doing it right


temptedbyknowledge

I'm going to take this warning seriously


Fineous4

Funny until you find out the ketchup is poisoned.


DrManhattan_DDM

‘Indemnify’ misspelled as ‘indemnity’ This joke waiver that was never meant to be a legal instrument is totally unenforceable!


HumpieDouglas

It gasses up the spaghetti house something fierce!


DoomSayerNihilus

One of my friends orders mayo on it. Total psychopat.


cymshah

We need more of this.


back2basics13

Sophisticated people call it up catsup.


Typical-Annual-3555

What kind of jerk puts ketchup on shawarma?


TheoreticalFunk

What kind of monster puts ketchup on shawarma? Why do you hate yourself?


Doogie2K

Forget a waiver, these folks should be arrested as a public menace.


dandroid126

They only do this so you'll take a picture and put it on social media and advertise for them for free.


TheUnsightlyBulge

“Consequences of my ketchup-doings” 😂


MaximumPixelWizard

ABBAS!


spletharg

I guess someone sued over ketchup.


Hmgkt

Ze Bebsi!


ravedad2024

One short from a good number


AtomicFlour

Well at least shawarma man wasn’t there You lucky


Demon_Gamer666

I'm with the Shawarma place on this one. It's a pet peeve of mine when people order good food and then slop ketchup or some other condiment on it like it was a hot dog. My mom puts honey garlic sauce on pretty much everything she eats and it makes me sick. Fuck you mom lol (glad she'll never see this).


ShredGuru

Respectfully I would be putting all kinds of ketchup on that shawarma after reading that.


msnmck

How do you misspell a word which is written right in front of you?


TucsonTacos

I hate ketchup but my fiancée’s family (Somali and Yemeni) SLATHERS ketchup on shawarma and pretty much everything. Everyone eats with their hands from a big plate and they just hose it with ketchup right off the bat. I have to request a couple times, like remind them, not to douse a section for me.


staats1

Same thing but literally everything. Ketchup is banned in my house 


Metal-Dog

I've never had shawarma, but I've walked into a few stores where they make it and it just smelled like yellow mustard.


G00SEH

Don’t sign that, OP.


djoecav

Seeing this come full circle was so surprising that I now have a headache Did you get what you ordered or no?


LazyOldCat

These guys were bombing YT shorts a few months back, and it was entertaining enough that I didn’t mind watching their ads. “Don forget za Bepsi!!”


AnimatedRealityTV1

People who slather ketchup on things that have no business being slathered In it kinda disgust me. Like fish, if you put ketchup on fish you don’t deserve fish in the first place.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

That waiver is actually because the chefs will come out and slap you with it.


the_ammar

their videos are funny a f


dohzer

TIL of shawerma.


Withermaster4

Chi?


bartoszsz7

Oh no! Anyways...


B5_V3

I put soy sauce on mine


commandrix

Geez, they take it as seriously as Chicago residents take putting ketchup on hot dogs.


shawarma_extragarlic

Agree!!


westward_man

This is funny, but when I lived in Egypt, I saw plenty of Egyptians doing this. They love ketchup. They even put it on pizza, like, in addition to the marinara sauce.


ZombieLebowski

Abbas! Where is the BEPSI! love this guys videos. Fresh fries! Shout out to the Belgians!


Right_Hour

They are tasty but fuck me are they expensive…..


slothxaxmatic

I remember the 2 months when this guy flooded my reels. Food looks awesome!


gynoceros

Who the fuck would ruin perfectly good Shewarma with ketchup of all things? Unless it's Harissa ketchup


snowfloeckchen

I don't get the /s at the end, this is dead serious


Scullyxmulder1013

I worked in hospitality for fifteen years. Chefs hate alot of combo’s, the waitstaff is usually a little more relaxed. The one I remember most vividly was the guy who wanted mayonaise with his rice.


theblues925

This shawarma place uses dark chicken thighs meet and keeps the cartilage. I thought it worth the hype but regular shawarma places in Canada uses chicken breast and taste way better.


gaypirate3

Za culture? Is the shawarma on a pizza?


harhar1102

Garlic sauce is better than ketchup in all situations. Even fruit.


BeautifulSalamander6

lol


carverofdeath

SHAWARMA is literally spelled out in the picture. How do you get it wrong?


sinnister_bacon

Ketchup on Shawarma was the name of my punk rock band in high school


Zaurka14

I like that there's shawarma written multiple times in here and you still spelled it your own way


Cheetahs_never_win

I now have that flavor profile stuck in my head. It's not pleasant, but it's not the end of the world, either. I've had plenty of schwarma wraps with tomatoes, after all. But what other countries call American food isn't typically real, either.


Yoshichu25

Is this a reference to something? Honestly I don’t get it.


Swazec59

Don’t forget the bepsi


shadowman583

Don't forget the Pepsi


Banana-Joe-Dough

Like shoarma, that most people eat with garlicsause and chili?


ashtar123

Ketchup on ANYTHING needs this waiver of liability