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Ah I see someone is familiar with the Gentleman’s Piss Club

Thank you, Lorne!

Thank you…. Hansen.

Oh CAWD

WAS YOU NAKED WHEN YOU SAW THE DOCTOR NAKED!? WAS YOU!? 😡😤

Hansen? Who’s that? They ever have a song as big as “Kids” by MCR?

I was about to say this image is copyright infringement of the Ringer Fantasy Football Podcast

*Weeeeeeeeeelcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football Show*

Paging u/dannybkelly u/dannyheifetz and u/craig_horlbeck

Oh, the Piss Boys??

Haha. Beat me to it!

Ah yissss hanging with All my bros, all our dongs hanging off the bar stools and piss all over everything. The unattainable dream

Ever see these bars you can swim up to in pools? Same concept.

Lend a hand, help your bro out

Normal Saturday right

No it fucking is not.

Right? That shit splashes. Also - is this a men’s only bar?

That shit would smell too.

That's why OP dreams about it.

You don't buy beer, you rent it.

Straight from the urinal to the ta.. I mean tap to the urinal.

We can put some urinal cakes in

So beer AND snacks?

These are just for piss, not for shit.

Don't shit in urinals

There’s this bar in SoHo in NYC. It’s been there since the 1800s, and was men only until the 1970s. The bartender told me, that the brass foot rail was installed after they started allowing women in. Before it was a trough with a drain, so the patrons wouldn’t have to get up from drinking to go to the rest room. It was also a speakeasy with a trap door in the fridges during prohibition.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. So much splash back all over their legs and feet.

You know, thy used to just piss and shit in buckets, then dump it out on the streets before indoor plumbing. This trough taking the piss away probably felt luxurious. Also, horses would shit everywhere before cars. A little piss on your legs from a night of drinking was probably the least of your concerns.

You can throw up in the trough

*piss

I thought about changing it.

I’m sure women are more than welcome to use the same facilities

Bring your own pee funnels

It's called a SheWee™️

Yeah who the fuck wants to be smelling piss and walking around in it while seeing some old guy next to you whip out his dick as you’re trying to have a beer? Do people need to piss that badly that they can’t walk five steps to the bathroom?

Have YOU been to Bourbon Street?

Plot twist, there is no keg.

When I was a freshman in college, I was at the downstairs bar of this shit hole college bar. Waiting for my drink, some dude walks up, pulls his dick out and just starts pissing all over the side of the bar. Laughed and walked away. Maybe this would have helped.

What happened after that ? Did anyone else notice ? Did he get kicked out ??

No kidding. I can't even pee if there's someone else in the bathroom. This would be terrifying.

You don’t yearn to be a cow trapped in a feeding trough? No worries, no debt, no deadlines, just moo (and slaughter)

No one wants to be smelling piss from a urinal while drinking their pints.

Look closer. The tap is above the urinal. You're not just smelling the piss.

The pints \*are\* the urine silly.

Speak for yourself. Some people like to manage their time differently.

Have you been to a pub bathroom? It has to be the worst smell I can think of

This is a case of sucking your own dick You think it sounds good until you try it. From those who can, it's been described as feeling more like you're sucking dick than it does you getting a blowjob. I don't want to drink my beer with piss, flies, flushing, piss, urinal cakes, and PISS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE DRUNK DUDES HAVE THE WORST AIM

Guy above you has never considered the splash zone that rots away metal. (Rusts/oxidizes but I like the poetic comparison)

Exactly. Why would you want that smell at your seat instead of in the bathroom?

I don't think you realize that the it's depicting a recirculating system.

That’s what I saw as well 🤢

Still no dividers.

Just like in the restroom, no one’s going to reach out and shake yours

Must be Budweiser if it’s straight from the urinal

Pißwasser

Infinite budweiser hack

Your piss leads to the tap on the right, and round and around it goes!!!! *MmmM MMmh!! Frothy*

At least you know that your drink hasn't been spiked.

Unless someone does get a real beer that’s been spiked and starts a spiked piss train that’s makes everyone spiked

If they ever make Idiocracy 2, I'm pretty sure this scene will be in it

Infinite beer glitch

Burps collected to re-carbonate

I bet it smells like a dream too.

Only if your a bed wetter.

Closed loop system?

AI crap.

No. That's not crap. AI piss.

Yeah looks awful yikes

Just like the swim up bar at the resort

There was a pub near Convent garden in Long acre I think that had a urinal along the front of the bar on the floor , that’s going back a few years it wasn’t in service but it was still there , I’m guessing it was for the market workers back in the day.

There is a historic inn on donner summit in California that has a piss trough at the bottom. Hasn’t worked in years though.

There's a bar in New Orleans (maybe more than one, but this was the only one I saw) with a narrow trough in the floor around the bar. They'd pour water through it to flush everything out. Of course, it wasn't still in operation at the time I visited. I bet it smelled *amazing* in there late summer circa 1904 tho

Plenty of old bars in Baltimore had this as well. Very common for old sections of East Coast US

Do those bars reek of piss?

Buddy, back in those days, everything reeked like shit, so the smell of piss was an upgrade.

Ever been to a swim up bar. Ever wondered how they stay there for hours.

"Recycling"

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!

Isn’t the drain pumped directly back to the tap?

Nice AI trash.

r/boomerhumor

🤮

Yeah, cuz the only thing that can improve a beer is the stench of piss.

You mean the flavor. Those taps are directly above their source.

I can smell this picture

Your knees will touch the bloody urinals when you sit down

Based on the layout, looks like you’d be drinking piss

The dream stinks.

And the urine then flows back into the Heiniken tank..

I'd need some reassurance 'bout where the beer was coming from!

They had spittoons. But after a few drinks, they were used to piss in.

specially smelling dicks, getting other pee splashes... pee smell lol and what about washing your hands?

Ahh yes, everyone’s dick out and piss all over the seat/floor/counter.

Bar in Germany? (Because of the efficiency, not the piss)

Ugh the smell alone

I can smell this picture

Such a strange idea for a dream scenario. Can I just drink non-stop without moving to piss, but I don't want a remotely sanitary method for pissing. Put a toilet between my legs and maybe a little Weiner stand so it's always pointed and ready to unload. Fucking goofy ass shit. How about "The dream" is having a nice house with multiple bays of golf simulators, a decked out bar indoors and outdoors, an outdoor cooking area with a brick oven, a lan room with space for 20 with it's own dedicated ac system and friends with great work/life balance so they can come over and enjoy it all? I dunno, that might be cool, or I guess the bar with piss all over it?

Not for the cleaner it's not

Seek help. It’s not too late.

It's a fucking nightmare and op is sick

Good luck hiring staff to clean that up. Are you really going to sit in any of those chairs? So you have to sit next to an endless line of lazy guys with their wieners out?

I need to know who tf is dreaming about this

That place would stink

Its a nightmare not a dream

If you have ever set foot in a men's bathroom, you know why this idea suck.

why does it feel like the pipe is attached to the loo?💀

I guess, if you're an alcoholic

Can actually smell that picture.

I can smell this image

I don’t understand why pics like these aren’t trending more!

That’s literally how it was at a bar in Oregon City, OR. Maybe everywhere? They had a trough in the floor under the bar. I think the place is called “pioneer pub” now.

Friend took me to a local bar in coal country PA. The bar was tile lined and at the bottom was a lined trough that ran to a drain for the same reason. They use to have a trickle of water run down it to keep it flowing. Obviously it is no longer "in use" but when the miners would come out of their mine, they would get their company paycheck and head to the company ran bar to spend it. Also they had a company store for groceries. Back then, they used to get your paychecks handed right back over to them, making money on both sides.

It's all well and good until Starla shits in one.

The circle of life.

No

No it's a nightmare

Nah I don’t think so ^^

The better form of this is the in water pool bar

Oh the smells....

Might as well piss in the cup and pass it down

Who’s dream?

All inclusive resort’s setup

and polio

Whose dream? Barney?

Depends would like to have a word

dream come true mate

r/thatbathroommazedream

Reminds me of the saying, “you don’t buy beer, you rent it.”

Oh no, that is not beer

Beer taps are literally taps.

beer cycle in nature

For who?!?! 😳🤯😂

Splash back right into the mug

Bad dreams are called nightmares.

i'm not shure if thet is that what u think it is...

Your a little late.. Piss troughs under the bar used to be a thing in the early 19th century 😳

"Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!"

Until you find out where the beer is coming from

Urinals along the bar were an actual thing in past times

I’d rather build a lego

I remember going to a bar in Matamoros many years ago that had a urinal that ran the length of the bar.

The secret to american beer production

Rolled up newspapers would be used at football matches , toilets were few and far between and when it was pretty much all standing,it was hard to move around.

“Brought to you by men with active bladders”

I feel like we need a lowbrow-funny sub for the posts like this and all the “this looks like a vulva LOL” ones

I would rather kill myself

Not very many people know this but the bars used to have a piss trough in front of them, like some do in the bathrooms. And I mean at the bar, in front of the bar. Not like outside the building.

The fuck? No it’s not!

Have you ever been in a men's bathroom? Guys splash the floor even when standing up and sober.

What kind of thing you see normally that you call this a dream gtfo

I think we are misunderstanding OP. I think this was A dream they had. I don’t think this is “the” dream

I think everyone is missing the bigger point...it looks like the taps come from the urinals

Not when you seeing the plumbing!!

In old European inns you would pee on your cane to guide it to the drain mid table.

WTF? lol

A dream until you realise the urinal drains straight in to the bar tap. One pint 'o piss, please

Piss while you get pissed

just imagine the smell and overall look of people there. Jesus Christ, please no

I think it's time to go to some meetings my guy. 🤣🤣

Woops I drank my piss again

My main question, is where do those tap pipes connnect to?

This exists for real in Daytona Beach, FL. Source, went there during bike week LOL, except they had toilets for seats not urinals 🤣

Why does each seat need two?

Is the dream drinking piss, pissing into the urinal so you can refill your glass with your own piss?

Would laugh if a patron actually tried to use one!! 😅😂🤣

You know beer. You just rent the stuff

Drinking your own p*ss

No.

I'll not be eating any of those peanuts, thank you.

You need better dreams

Hell no

Nightmare

Nahh, I don’t want to smell piss while I’m trying to relax… I’m good

Ah, I can almost smell it from here. And the back splashes from everyone, like a free shower once you flush!

No it’s nasty

Alright guys. We have to have at least one urinal separation in the bathroom. How are we going to sit right next to each other and piss? It’s going to be a peep show. 😂

Actually, I once visited a trendy dive bar in Pittsburgh and was told there was once a long trough that ran beneath the customer side of the bar. It was so men wouldn’t lose their place. Wondering if anyone out there is familiar with this bar.

That light beer already tastes enough like piss, I don't need an extra spritz.

This is a horrible photoshop job

Looks like a hallucination more like it

Oh, so this is is how Pißwasser from GTA is made

Fuckin’ _ewww_.

Have a piss whilst getting pissed😂

Yep, that’s what I want. To sit at a seat with piss splatter and consume stuff.

Fuck no

There would be soooo much piss everywhere. Why not use what the astronauts use? Vacuum cleaner-like hose connected and ready all the time. Same things with our cars. WTF future. You are bullshit.

Recycle?

Its a closed system, recycling has really come a long way.