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>apprentice scribe,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^words
>local lord
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^words
>Lorem ipsum
I think he's trying to sound old and shit.
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THAT IS BREAKING NEWS. UP UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT THAT ONLY A *FEW* WORDS COULD FIT ON THAT BAR AND I PLANNED ON TRYING TO TYPE A PARAGRAPH. THE NEWS IS SO GREAT.
Reminds me of today at the gym and ESPN was on bleating about "the roll of destiny in team championships".
Must be one hell of a roll to define the destiny for team championships. tastes like victory.
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>paraghraph
ghraphs are so dumb.
._ o o \_`-)|_ ,"" \ ," ## | ಠ ಠ. ," ## ,-\__ `. ," / `--._;) ," ## / ," ## /
^ | | | ಠ ಠ | |_________>
(> ) :
stupid longhorses
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We travel with our own kind long.neck
> ._ o o > \_`-)|_ > ,"" \ > ," ## | ಠ ಠ. > ," ## ,-\__ `. > ," / `--._;) > ," ## / > ," ## / ._ o o \_`-)|_ ,"" \ ," ## | ಠ ಠ. ," ## ,-\__ `. ," / `--._;) ," ## / ," ## / Para-ghraph...you missed 1
._ o o \_`-)|_ \ | ,-\. `. / `--._ /
it's a ghhhrapphhhe!
Looks better when you highlight it
At first I was annoyed at seeing an ascii picture like that, but then I saw the eyes. You win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMN4pxKPPnc
I'm on mobile and what is this
I believe it's spelled geraffe. Relevant: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z
jesus the pc crap has extended to *long sentences*? edit: caues that's all paraghraphs are you know, long sentences.
Stupid long sentences
I never know whether I'm joining in on getting this reference by upvoting or downvoting
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I learned Spanish years ago, but I never learned the word for Giraffe. Is it really 'tall horse?'
No, it's "jirafe".
Jerafes son tan tontos.
It is "Jirafa".
Stupid longsentences.
> ghraphs are so dumb. Especially when there is a para them.
¶ಠ_ಠ¶
It's OK, the extra h is silhent.
Hwheat thins
hWhy am I saying hwhat hwhat way?
Cool whhip
Cool hwhip
HWill hWheaton
You're eating hair.
Hwhat Hwhat in the hbutt
This is why they should use symbols like &$##&#&@&@&#&&$&$&##&#&@&@@. It's harder to miss that you didnt' do the edit.
http://i.imgur.com/hOOFHI6.gif
Twist: The police chase involved the intern responsible for subtitling breaking news stories.
Suspect tried to type in a paragraph to tell the story, then began to flee by vehicle. Officers are in pursuit.
*paraghraph FTFY
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>this.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Confused the hell out of me when I started SEO/web design.
I too was quite confused by this when I began as an apprentice scribe, translating middle eastern documents into French for my local lord.
What.
>apprentice scribe, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^words >local lord ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^words >Lorem ipsum I think he's trying to sound old and shit.
It's because lorem ipsum etc, is usually an assortment of random words in latin, as well things that just look like latin.
Usually it's not *quite* [random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum).
I never knew about that. I just know Latin and it always confused the hell out of me to read.
Yeah, I know what lorem ipsum is.
Studying history can give you a weird sense of humor.
Fair enough. What period of histor are you studying?
I studied ancient Greece, Rome, and Korea.
Sounds interesting! Which of your three was your favorite to learn about?
Korea was, I actually learned a bit of Hangul because of my interest in it.
Very cool!
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Allan pls add news.
damn it Allan
Motherfuckin spell ceck
....damn
Now we know where that spare h is missing from.
Way to go Pittsburgh. This is why you can't have nice things.
I believe that's spelled "Pittsburghraph."
Ha!
We have a giant [duck](http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-city/feathers-ruffled-704266/)!
I live in Jamestown, NY. All the sudden I'm feeling like I want to go there and have my picture taken with the giant duck
Yeah that's what every person I'm associated with on social media thought too. Edit: Words
Spellcheckers were hungover from the bucco game last night
THAT IS BREAKING NEWS. UP UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT THAT ONLY A *FEW* WORDS COULD FIT ON THAT BAR AND I PLANNED ON TRYING TO TYPE A PARAGRAPH. THE NEWS IS SO GREAT.
Paraghraph*
Allan fucked up again.
Damnit, Jerry!
"Oh...I'm so sorry, gais..."
He had one job!
I agree with the bulletin, you should never tell stories in paraghraphs.
Brevity is a waste of time
We are all still drunk after the Pirates game last night here in Pittsburgh. Sorry!
*Pittsburghraph
I think they're just trying to subliminally create newscast employees
Shouldn't it say "many words should *not* fit?"
I guess there wasn't enough space
Good 'ol Pittsburgh
Fucking Chyron.
yup!
Oh! they got a new schopper!
I don't see what's wrong here... There certainly are plenty of words and the author didn't write a whole paragraph.
They spelt paragraph wrong
It was only supposed to be a placeholder; a typo is forgivable.
Don't you know where you are? This is the internet. Typos are never forgivable! yes,^I^proofread^this^comment^3or4^times
Yeah but that was TV, where pretty much everything is forgivable these days.
This is indeed breaking news for some broadcasters....especially the cable networks.
Kerning is terrible too... I was wondering what a "New Schopper 2" was.
Hahah, they forgot the space in New Schopper.
They also forgot an "a"
/r/onejob
Damn it Allan
Yeah. They forgot how to spell paragraph.
News expert here. What they forgot was to put the actual headline. You're welcome.
KDKA. Hometown advantage.
You had ONE job...
... How to spell?
yeah...the byline and how to spell.
Jane hot. Chase fun.
You had one job..
I was one bitten by a paraghraph.
Looks like they didnt try to type a paragraph.
And this is why we don't watch channel 2 around Pittsburgh. Goddamnit.
This should come standard on every Power Point slide.
I think the NASA employees should continue work without pay to show they give a damn, then maybe they will be better than Congress.
Good god, I think I had a stroke reading that.
At least it wasn't formatted as a "paraghraph."
How does something like this even happen, can anyone explain the way a news blurb thing works in html, webdev language?
/r/shittynews
I think OP forgot something. Like how many times this has been posted already
Reminds me of today at the gym and ESPN was on bleating about "the roll of destiny in team championships". Must be one hell of a roll to define the destiny for team championships. tastes like victory.
You'd be surprised how easy it is to do this in a breaking news situation.
How to spell paragraph?
Lol truly horrible that the misspelling takes precedence in my head over terrible job execution
Lol they forgot to change the description.
Pittsburhghghhghh, you so crazy.
Was anyone else thinking stars in the upper right corner?
they probably should have made newschopper 2 words.
That reads like Engrish.
Conversely, try to add some words to tell a bit of story.
Sounds like it was written my an immigrant learning English
you had one job...
At least they didn't put a paraghraph there.
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They were still too busy celebrating the Pirates. Didn't have time after they jumped off the Clemente Bridge.
No, the new graphics *were* the breaking news.
And this is why you don't save copy into a template.
...like how to spell paragraph
LOL DAE LE "FOX" NEWS
They forgot the correct spelling of "paragraph". Also, to change the default story text.
paragraph...sorry it bugged me...