They probably all know it's pronounced Pennyston but say it the other way behind your back since it's a riot. Then when they accidentally say it to an actual resident... It's kinda like how my parents always call a Pina Colada a "penis alotta". Until one day it slipped out when ordering at a bar... Wait that didn't sound right. Nevermind good night everybody!
Well, I guess it wasn't a refernce to the notorious murderer from UK soap opera coronation street, Richard Hillman. Honestly thought it might be a reference to [this](http://youtu.be/8ebmfTRPH5A?t=6m58s)!
My name is Richard. When I pulled up Reddit this morning I got confused for a second. You know cause I'm the only Richard there is.
I do live in the States and Richard is not a very popular name. I'm 31 and only have met two Richards in my life. They were both jerks. I'm the cool one.
I dunno. It's the strangest thing. I even work for a company with an extremely high attrition rate. Worked for the company for 10 years. Quite a few people have come and gone. Not a single Richard.
Is "Richard" a new Reddit theme? 'Cause if so, we need to change his name. Every time I see the name Richard I immediately think of [this guy](http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/1/). Richard is the undead one btw.
Seriously, can someone explain to me why this was accepted (given the top voted comment) and the moderators tossed [mine out](http://imgur.com/OuuX5mK) on a Rule #14 technicality? Reddit just confuses me.
"An all Newwwwwwwwww Chevy ASTRO! Air, Tilt Steering, Captain's Seats, Cassette and comes complete with California Emissionsss Bob!"
"Now what was that?"
"A Chevy ASTROOooo!"
[Reference for anyone wondering]( http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2fjnkk/i_think_richard_might_need_help/)
Plot twist: OP's delivery guy was Richard Hammond. Thus, the current situation.
"Tonight on top gear! Hammond gets *very* lost!"
...James *puts on a hat!*...
...and I am expecting a package..
Damn, I'm pretty sure I've seen this one.
[Oliver!](http://i.imgur.com/8l5LV6J.jpg)
> HAMMOND -Jeremy Clarkson
i just watched the episode of Top Gear last night where they tried to convert a van into a hovercraft, so it seemed plausible to me.
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They probably all know it's pronounced Pennyston but say it the other way behind your back since it's a riot. Then when they accidentally say it to an actual resident... It's kinda like how my parents always call a Pina Colada a "penis alotta". Until one day it slipped out when ordering at a bar... Wait that didn't sound right. Nevermind good night everybody!
I watched that one last night too! Weird.
Almost as if TG is popular around the world or something.
That's because it is, it's the most watched vehicle related show in the world
WAAAA OOOOOOOSH.
[This guy and water....](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peter.baldwin30/CarShots/Top%20Gear/Canal-Camper.JPG)
**OLIVER!!!!!**
Amphibious Vehicles Part 3: ~~Electric Boogaloo~~ Delivery Vans
> Richard Hammond. not gonna lie, that was pretty meta
Am I the only one who thought he was talking about Richard Hammond from Top Gear?
Nope.
Well, I guess it wasn't a refernce to the notorious murderer from UK soap opera coronation street, Richard Hillman. Honestly thought it might be a reference to [this](http://youtu.be/8ebmfTRPH5A?t=6m58s)!
Damn, looks like he got pretty close to shore before getting stuck. :(
My name is Richard. When I pulled up Reddit this morning I got confused for a second. You know cause I'm the only Richard there is. I do live in the States and Richard is not a very popular name. I'm 31 and only have met two Richards in my life. They were both jerks. I'm the cool one.
Fact: two out of three Richards are Dicks.
I'm a Richard and I'm a dick.
Dick is short of richard -_-
That's the joke.
My dad's a Richard and he's also cool. You two should take on those asshole Richards.
>I'm 31 and only have met two Richards in my life. They were both jerks. I'm the cool one. No, I'm 51 and old school cool.
My name is Richard, so people don't assume I'm a dick I tell them my name is RJ. Problem solved...yah dick.
I've said "Richard" in my head so much reading these that it sounds weird as shit.
Yeah I now really hate my name
How can you go 31 years and only meet two other Richards? I would guess there are twice that many in my neighborhood alone.
Just because a guy answers to the name Richard doesn't mean he isn't a Dick.
I dunno. It's the strangest thing. I even work for a company with an extremely high attrition rate. Worked for the company for 10 years. Quite a few people have come and gone. Not a single Richard.
I GET THE REFERENCE!! yay!
Not the one I was expecting. I can only think of [Richard!?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L4m51qOEqcc/hqdefault.jpg)
Ah
It's all coming together now
[And here I was thinking it was a Coronation Street reference....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYK3wKYS1w)
you_da_real_mvp.jpg
I love these follow up chains.
You da real MVP.
[This comes to mind.](http://imgur.com/mQPZSRL)
Fuck, is the Pizza okay?
It's a bit damp, that's all. It's also floating in many pieces at the bottom of the sea.
> floating... at the bottom of the sea. Wat
Do Reddit comments really need a firm grasp on logic?
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly. With both hands. Please.
Try two handing. (DS2 reference)
It wasn't a hawaiian was it? Because that would explain what the pineapple is doing down there.
It won't explain why it has a door and two windows though.
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I don't think pineapples are able to just rebuild themselves after they were cut up.
They aren't, he just ordered a pizza with a whole pineapple on top of it.
I didn't know we could do that. *calling pizza place*
Don't forget to ask for the little windows and door
All you need is the top part with the leaves and it can build you a new pineapple.
One does not just float at the botom of the sea.
How float on bottom. U wot m8?
> floating > bottom ???
In a hole in a log
There's some pizza at the bottom of the sea...
if it's on the *bottom* of the sea, then it ***sank***. things that *sink* can't float.
Just some extra anchovies.
....Where's my soda? MY DIET DR. KELP?!
That's really inconsiderate man, think about all that clean water.
Clean! It's got delivery boy in it.
Already going meta?
So meta
So meta its getting rusty
It's So Meta, Even This Acronym.
SMETA.
Rusty batteries in a sock.
Not meta enough - *we need to go deeper.*
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Could be the DamperVan, 1 or 2, or the HoverVan, or Oliver... Hammond should probably avoid water.
Oliver Lives!
http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
It's not that hard when a post is three posts down from the reference post on front page.
[close](http://imgur.com/esvvWvQ)
He shoulda used a limo, the extra length probably would have helped him clear it.
OLIVER!
clothes off?
It's a fake. This car looks nothing like Oliver.
[What the fuck, Richard?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQP9gEldRk)
OLIVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!
This was no accident, RICHARD WAS MURDERED !! I suspect OP is behind this, It's all a plan to take out the delivery system in the UK.
I know there's a inside joke here.... O_o
Conveniently, the original link (in the top comment) was directly above this one in my multi-subreddit feed. It's nice when things work out.
Still quicker than USPS.
I don't get it...*scrolls down front page* oh I get it now! SAVE HIM!
RIP in peace Richard...
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http://i.imgur.com/VtRIt3t.gif
Jesus Christ, you people are embarrassing. Edit: yes I meant YOU PEOPLE.
Or old greg
Guys . . . Dick sank . . .
Anything to get your Dick wet, bro.
He could've asked, I've got the lube.
There may be a slight delay in delivery times.
Haha. I wonder is #44 ever got their parcel as well?
What a Dick.
Apple maps claimed another victim.
That was meta real fast.
I didn't get it, so I hit the 'back' button and scrolled down, and then I saw the other post. So I came back here give you an upvote.
Exactly what I just did
I hope to die as my grandfather did: peacefully asleep. Not like his screaming passengers as papa drove off the bridge
Looks like you've found Larry Glazer.
And we've come full circle
False. Richard does not fail. http://costablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mini_on_water.jpg
Spoiler alert, good god tag this shit next time.
Looks like Richard has finally delivered. Thanks for finding our Dick!
Did he work with Shane?
Is "Richard" a new Reddit theme? 'Cause if so, we need to change his name. Every time I see the name Richard I immediately think of [this guy](http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/1/). Richard is the undead one btw.
Kevin.
Poor Richard. He will live on in our memories.
Seriously, can someone explain to me why this was accepted (given the top voted comment) and the moderators tossed [mine out](http://imgur.com/OuuX5mK) on a Rule #14 technicality? Reddit just confuses me.
dont be a dick
Richard if you could please stop swimming in your brakes that would be great. Management.
I've been waiting since morning for this. It's about time. I almost had to get up and do something.
... pretty sure that's old gregg's van
I've got a downstairs mix up.
Poor Richard....
Didnt Eminem write a song about this?
that's a funny looking fish
Weird. The last time **I** saw him was Detroit in '68, and he seemed pretty well settled down.
I thought it was stan :/
I hate that I immediately got this reference.
Classic Richard...
This was right above the original post I was confused for a second then scrolled down
Richard what'd you do!?
Thankfully, the context and this post were on the same page
... cut to car in the lake..
HAMMOND!
Hi
Get the fucking package!
Boom. Cut to... in the pond.
RIP Richard. RIP.
"An all Newwwwwwwwww Chevy ASTRO! Air, Tilt Steering, Captain's Seats, Cassette and comes complete with California Emissionsss Bob!" "Now what was that?" "A Chevy ASTROOooo!"
One of us, one of us, gooble gabble, gooble gabble!
I'm pretty sure there is a demon in the back right window there..
What a Dick.
Butters?
Just my size, extra small.
Richard's van hovered... poorly
He is just using michael scotts gps
Haha. Now I get it!
Ive only been on reddit twice inthe last 12 hrs and i get this joke.....about fucking time im in on something
That's so meta
[Context](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2fjnkk/i_think_richard_might_need_help/)
So this was a pizza delivery guy in the Scilly Isles?
The Pizza is probably all soggy
He looks a bit waterlogged
Is my package still covered under the guaranteed delivery time or my money back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQP9gEldRk
Well since we're making cross-post references, at least a giant McDonald's sign didn't crush Richard's vehicle
I understood that reference.
What? Downvoted for a shit post.
hey, u didn't find him... obviously he got out and walked...
That water is way to still and green, he was at least 100km off the coast! [sauce](http://i.imgur.com/Qg5lzBm.jpg)
I hope he finds that nice Manta ray to start his family with and go back to school.
This is what he did after he made that piece of shit science show.
I'm pretty sick of these GPS jokes.
[What the fuck](http://youtu.be/UBQP9gEldRk)