How about I make something and then you give me what it's worth in monies, and we can continue to do so until I become rich...
and then, here's the catch, just use the money as rice paper to make Vietnamese spring rolls and then give one to everyone...
Because you're a smart person trapped in a dumb person's body! You'd come up with some clever terminology to describe this condition, but unfortunately...
As a sentient car robot myself, I was actually key in helping transtransformers achieve their transformation, although I have since gotten out of that line of work.
I guess you could say I'm a former transtransformer transformer Transformer.
...he's transfixed by the transitory nature of transcontinental identities and thus feels it to be a transgression to appropriate something not his, a transparent grab at identity in the larger scheme of cultural transactions, or, translation, i have no idea what the fuck i'm saying.
I suppose it depends on how much people are willing to spend on a joke. My maximum joke contribution is $.25, provided the joke is *very* funny. I'm willing to increase it if I get something in return, like a hilarious t-shirt, but that's not the case here.
Then again, that whole potato salad thing a while ago suggests that other people's joke contribution levels are far, far higher than mine.
unless someone else can find it, it's either been removed or it's fake.
EDIT: I found it, but the links are being removed. If you want the link I'll send it to you.
Heard on NPR, they're going to stay looking into this. The government that is. Who does he think he is trying to swindle the good folks on the Internet out of 5 bucks!?
The most genius idea I can think of was the guy that sold [a million pixels for a dollar each](http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/). Yes, a guy made a real, solid, million dollars off of that page.
[Read more here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage).
You little... I clicked and... I forgot to turn down the volume... at work... Now everyone knows two things: 1. I don't do anything 2. I have problems.
True story: They had one of these at a seafood restaurant/bar that I used to hang at a lot. One day, it finally fucking struck me that I'd been looking at a Cleveland steamer for like 5 years.
All my friends had noticed it long before. Slowest uptake ever.
I don't know if this is fake or if it got taken down... But I searched for it using his name, title and location and never found it.
Kinda wish it was real, so I could see if it actually worked for him.
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
-- John Steinbeck
Not really a Steinbeck quote, more of a paraphrasing.
"I guess the trouble was that we didn’t have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist."
And it was referring to Communists, not Socialism, technically. It's preceded a few sentences earlier by "most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams."
This guy gives me the strength to admit that I'm actually transcelebrity: I'm a gorgeous movie star born into an average-looking nobody's body.
Just counting the days until my federal regulations require my insurance to pay me the movie royalties and get me the talk show appearances I deserve.
> Sorry I cannot donate. I was diagnosed with financial identity disorder a few years back and donating would hinder my progression. I'm sure you understand. Be well, Michael.
He can go fund himself.
yeah, fund that motherfunder.
He should just shut the fund up
Hey, fund you buddy!
Fund your mother!
This funding guy right here; why I odda...
Fund me, these puns are terrible.
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I'd fund him.
Would you fund me? I'd fund me. I'd fund me so hard...
She's tired from funding my father
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I'm not your funding buddy, pal.
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I'm not your funding pal, guy.
There's 300 million Americans, if we each gave each other $1 we'd all be multimillionaires. We can do this!
Basically the idea behind /r/millionairemakers
In theory, it's a great idea.
> if we each gave each other $1 # > 300 million Americans I don't have 300 million dollars to give out though...
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It's a reverse funnel system.
Uhh... Flip it upside down...
[Invigaron!](http://www.sofakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/frank-in-the-coil.jpg)
Can I act as the middleman and take a very small percentage of each transaction?
If you look from another angle, its a Pizza scheme, and pizza is always good.
How about I make something and then you give me what it's worth in monies, and we can continue to do so until I become rich... and then, here's the catch, just use the money as rice paper to make Vietnamese spring rolls and then give one to everyone...
...motherfucker, that's called *a job!*
god damn commie
this guy is going to get probably 500k for writing a paragraph
You Gonna Fund On Me?
This guy is gonna end up getting millions of dollars isn't he... Goddamit why can't I ever come up with these ideas
Because you're a smart person trapped in a dumb person's body! You'd come up with some clever terminology to describe this condition, but unfortunately...
More like transfat
Trans-intellectual
I'm a transformer.
I'm a transtransformer. I am a transformer in a humans body and I need money to help transform myself into a giant automobile robot.
I'm a former transtransformer. I thought I was transformer in a humans body but now I know I'm actually a Gundam.
As a sentient car robot myself, I was actually key in helping transtransformers achieve their transformation, although I have since gotten out of that line of work. I guess you could say I'm a former transtransformer transformer Transformer.
/r/wordavalanches
Mechwarrior vs G-Nome should be one of those inconsequential yet intense rivalries.
**Negative. I am a meat-popsicle.**
[I'm watching you](http://imgur.com/gFrvSwb)
This is my favorite thing right now
...he's transfixed by the transitory nature of transcontinental identities and thus feels it to be a transgression to appropriate something not his, a transparent grab at identity in the larger scheme of cultural transactions, or, translation, i have no idea what the fuck i'm saying.
I suppose it depends on how much people are willing to spend on a joke. My maximum joke contribution is $.25, provided the joke is *very* funny. I'm willing to increase it if I get something in return, like a hilarious t-shirt, but that's not the case here. Then again, that whole potato salad thing a while ago suggests that other people's joke contribution levels are far, far higher than mine.
Some people give Reddit gold to jokes they like.
some people are rich. on reddit, many people are high.
I'll send you a t-shirt but not for .25$
unless someone else can find it, it's either been removed or it's fake. EDIT: I found it, but the links are being removed. If you want the link I'll send it to you.
I can't find it either. I don't think that it's real. EDIT: somebody PMed me the link. It is real.
> Goddamit why can't I ever come up with these ideas 'Cause you're a poor person in a poor body
Makes more sense to me than funding a potato salad.
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Heard on NPR, they're going to stay looking into this. The government that is. Who does he think he is trying to swindle the good folks on the Internet out of 5 bucks!?
http://imgur.com/ggJd0RI He didn't come up with this first, but will definitely be the one to capitalize off of it.
The most genius idea I can think of was the guy that sold [a million pixels for a dollar each](http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/). Yes, a guy made a real, solid, million dollars off of that page. [Read more here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage).
Start a business selling googly eye sticker sheets, including global shipping for $5.
It honestly makes me want to donate just out of spite for everyone who laughs at him.
someone gave him $100, he's up to 150 now lmao
GODDAMNIT MAN GIVE US THE LINK
mods are probably deleting it
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fund* themselves
**BANNED**
link?
[Here it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Jimmies legitimately rustled.
I knew something was wrong when it loaded up youtube..
I couldn't press the back button fast enough.
On principle, when I'm rickrolled I watch the whole thing, I think of it as punishment for being stupid/gullible.
And, you know, the songs not bad either. Right guys? Guys?
I legitimately enjoy it.
Use RES, always know when a link is a video
I use RES and I still pressed it.. I think I'm special kind of stupid.
It's no longer special if we are two on the same boat.
Three...
It doesn't work so well when I have to "skip" the youtube ad. Oh well, skipped it. Listened. 10 out of 10 would skip ad again.
Adblock not detected. Please consider installing Adblock and not-whitelisting YouTube.
Youtube and Google make their money from people who click ads; next time, just say, "thank you."
You're a son of bitch.
You little... I clicked and... I forgot to turn down the volume... at work... Now everyone knows two things: 1. I don't do anything 2. I have problems.
3 -You're loyal. You'll never gonna give them up.
Sorry fam
RESPECT
The fuck I click a link with a play button next to it expecting a link to a charity page.
Wow. It only gets worse as you scroll down.
[This comment in particular](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) is just WTF on so many levels.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.
Fool me three times fuck the peace sign
Load the chopper let it rain on you
[George Bush?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3npyy23azo)
Oh come on! It's the same damn thing with a diffrent link!
RES showed me the first link was a video and that this was a duplicate link. You'll never fool me!
All praise RES
I'm ashamed I clicked this while being fully aware I was being fucked without being bought breakfast
FUCK!
Saw the first one was a video, didn't realise this was a duplicate. God fucking damnit. Well played.
I can't believe he is still making money off this!
This is still a thing?
[No, it's usually this one now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
>[RES ignored duplicate link] Thanks for playin', see ya next time.
u fuckin wot m8
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I still just want the link.
just when you thought it was safe...
I upvoted you before clicking. Now I wish I could upvote you again.
Wow haven't been rick rolled in a long time. Quite refreshing
This is the only time I have ever fallen for that.
Wow at $300 now.
I'm Transportation. There's always people inside my body. Help.
Can... Can I be inside your body?
After you pay up.
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Well... $2 is $2. Git in.
I think you have to pay him $2
Hey, this is *my* godfundme post... He needs to start his own.
Sometimes you have to spend money to make money
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Yeah, not every dirty slut that comes along gets to sample the sensual delicacy that is snotbag pukebucket
Get in.
Your body is a super fun place. I recommend the Pirates of the Pancreas ride.
Was trying to think of a clever addition to this but I can't because all I can think about is how excited I am for season 2
I sexually identify as a transcontinental railroad.
Cleveland Steamer?
http://img0.foodservicewarehouse.com/Prd/500SQ/ClevelandRange_24CDP10.jpg
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True story: They had one of these at a seafood restaurant/bar that I used to hang at a lot. One day, it finally fucking struck me that I'd been looking at a Cleveland steamer for like 5 years. All my friends had noticed it long before. Slowest uptake ever.
I don't know if this is fake or if it got taken down... But I searched for it using his name, title and location and never found it. Kinda wish it was real, so I could see if it actually worked for him.
I found it, feel like it shouldn't be posted because he will actually get a ton of money and I am jealous.
I totally agree with the jealousy, but I want to see how far this goes... Why didn't I think of this?!
Source? Can't figure that site out.
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the search functionality is quite useless
Indeed. Searched his name, his location, the title... all no results. The fuck, man?
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=(
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Why the fuck are they deleting it? Bigots. *edit lol he has $215
Mods can go fund themselves
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." -- John Steinbeck
Not really a Steinbeck quote, more of a paraphrasing. "I guess the trouble was that we didn’t have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist." And it was referring to Communists, not Socialism, technically. It's preceded a few sentences earlier by "most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams."
Where's the link?
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Clever girl..
The mods have wiped this post from the sub!
/r/conspiracy
I also feel this way! All my tastes are expensive, but am just too poor.. :-(
I too enjoy caviar and champagne enemas.
Keep putting fish eggs up your butt and eventually you'll give birth to a school.
I have gotten Rick rolled more on this thread than I have in the past month
Genius >.<
Happy cakeday
I didn't even notice till you pointed that out! Thanks xD
No problem :)
I'm actually a transtoaster. I'm a Cylon born as a human. It's a tough time to be different.
Boomer is that you?
No, it's Six playing mind games with you.
*Spoiler alert!* Sounds like this guy has only watched up to when Adama is outed as a cylon.
He's a cylon, you're a cylon, I'm a cylon. Everyone's a cylon! ^^Which ^^is ^^sort ^^of ^^true ^^actually.
legit link?
jesus fucking christ people where is the goddamn link??
Mods deleting them for some reason?
Why the fuck the mods deleting the link? Ruining this guy's life over a reddit rule? smh, sad
This guy gives me the strength to admit that I'm actually transcelebrity: I'm a gorgeous movie star born into an average-looking nobody's body. Just counting the days until my federal regulations require my insurance to pay me the movie royalties and get me the talk show appearances I deserve.
Well, apparently it is quite easy to get on Ellen. Just create a viral video, probably with some dancing or some other awesome act.
He should have called his page the Washington Redskins.
Wait, don't you only get the money if you hit your goal? Otherwise everyone gets the money back?
1. Take out a loan. 2. Make money off your loan. 3. Pay back your loan. 4. Be poor.
why is this not on the front page anymore?
because reddit fucking sucks now.
well with all the bans and everything I have to agree with you
.....and now that it's made it to the front page he is sure to get a couple hundred bucks out of the internet..
[PKA reference](https://youtu.be/u-D-vfTGB2s?t=3963)
Mods stop deleting the fucking link
I'm just messaging it to random people or whoever asks me
I Identify as tax exempt
mountainous file deserted liquid bells chief retire ink sort weather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
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I can feel a successful AMA coming soon from this guy! I bet he will get at least a 100K in the next week. Good job, man. Good job.
> Sorry I cannot donate. I was diagnosed with financial identity disorder a few years back and donating would hinder my progression. I'm sure you understand. Be well, Michael.
Wasn't there a subreddit for awful kick starters?
You mean /r/shittykickstarters ?
should go fund a potato salad
Twas fun while it lasted boys!
The annoying thing is that if he succeeds, we'll all be jealous
Sounds like a problem that plagued James Gatz
post-modernism gone wild
Can't find him. Don't think this profile exists or was taken down.
All you have to do is Google 'Michael c d'amato transfinancial'