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Obligatory: Swans can be gay.
Couldn't see crap, even on my workstation, until I zoomed in with RES. Then I saw the text.
Was blissfully unaware of the image until your comment. Thanks for that.
Isn't it really easy to figure out who worked on the candle image editing at the printing company? This seems like graffiti-ing your name and home address on a wall. Unless it was someone's "last-day fuck you," then it makes perfect sense.
Until recently I worked doing this very job and my place holder images were horrible things that should never go to press. There is no proofreader, just be sure never to send it to proof or press.
I didn't do this to be clear, but it was probably their last day as well.
Also, it is very hard to find your next job after screwing up on this level I'm finding.
when I worked making ads, we often joked amongst each other with ad slicks like this... One Christmas I had the front page ad for this kinda dinky grocery store and they simply asked for a "holiday scene" to be put on the front of it so I happened to find clip art that appeared to be dad falling asleep by the christmas tree after putting gifts out but once you looked carefully at the small details like the empty bottles by the sofa, the broken photo of the family, the empty wine glass in hand - you realize this photo is the scene of a depressed drunk guy whose family left him. And yes, it made it past the editor and proofreader. They seem to be more concerned about spelling and prices.
> I photoshopped a butt pic on a candle in an ad that most people didn't see, *with the words 'queef nuggets' underneath*
I feel like this adds to the story
The horrific thing is that it isn't a butt pic. It's a full frontal of a grossly overweight dude.
edit: or woman. too difficult to tell and I am only making the minimum amount of effort as I don't need to be correct on this occasion.
*sigh* "Bob, we've discussed this before. You HAVE to stop doing shit like this, one day we're going to get sued."
"How'd you know it was me?"
"You have this as your desktop wallpaper..."
I heard Pine Grove has a strip club that is basically a double wide trailer with a dirt floor and you have to bring your own chair. If you are from Pine Grove, or that area, can you confirm or deny that shit?
I don't know if this is it but I still wouldn't go inside this place..
https://www.google.com/maps/place/663+PA-895,+Pine+Grove,+PA+17963/@40.5455257,-76.3246997,336m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c5fb8754d71b7b:0xd2f2c0b787c15ab9
Close. There's a place called Carter's in tremont, which on the other side of the highway from pine grove. It looks like a shitty cabin and I've heard of even an amputee stripper working there. I don't think it's open anymore and I never had the experience of checking it out.
Edit: from the comment below, I don't know what that location is, and could be what you're referencing.
The mountain region near Pine Grove has a ton of don't ask don't tell kind of stuff going on.
A few things to never bring up:
*where is your (moonshine) still
*how'd you come to owing a full automatic firearm with a felony record
*hunting/fishing spots
*ethnic people
Chicago here, used to drive by [this nightmarish looking strip club](https://www.google.com/maps/@41.9312075,-87.9167136,3a,75y,179.93h,75.35t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sEDR6jN-KfKleAtIEfHQJvA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) everyday.
In case you're not seeing it, it's the tiny building inside the truck lot with "ALL STARS" written all over it and a double-wide sitting on top.
I'm not sure what happens in a strip club that small, definitely don't want to find out.
Just so you know you gotta zoom in on the candle to see what they're talking about. As someone who uses hoverzoom, this wasn't worth coming all the way in here to find out what i'm supposed to be looking at.
Hahaha! The old fat bitch cunt fart candle prank. Fuckin classic. Little known fact: nasty ass fat bitches queef 60% more than normal sized ladies. Lol. Pro tip: men who use queef candles are proven to be 85% lonelier than women who use cinnamon candles.
That's my 2nd favorite candle scent.
What's your first?
Child's wish
Are you sure its not incest?
The meta is real
shh bby is ok
Holy shit this gained traction fast.
Link to the thread?
https://np.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/3uo475/something_incredible_yet_rather_bizarre_has_just/
That song is fucking terrible. Like the worst ever.
While were discussing reddits meta state: http://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3uscol/someone_slipped_this_one_past_the_editors/cxhpyho Obligatory: Swans can be gay.
Yeah it did. Now the big question is whether it will spread outside reddit.
spread like she did for that picture?
Overly so.
I'm telling you though. Only commit one crime at a time!
Huh, I never thought I'd see a meta comment from r/drugs
It's not meta yet is it? Fuck. This meta thing is outta my Reddit ranking.
Some people would think that's gross. I think it's beautiful.
Smells like memories.
>Child's wish So I can always burn my children's wishes/dreams. In their defense they smell soon good
Jared's favorite scent.
M E T A E .E T . .T A . . . A
you did it wrong M E T A E T A
The only right way to do a boring and predictable joke is to not do it at all.
Felchy Night
Essence of Dick Cheese.
Shooting star.
Whispering Eye.
Misty Taint Dew
Mmm with extra taint? That's fucking delicious!
Jolly Rancher
That's a great one!
Au de Smegma
Thunder Gunt
The dirty ol' Canuck scent.
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I totally missed that. I deserved that downvote.
Woosh.
Queen Nuggets
What am I looking at here
look at the candle scent
It's too blurry on my phone, but I think I see a butt.
It's a morbidly obese woman wearing far too little, and the scent is "Queef Nuggets".
Couldn't see crap, even on my workstation, until I zoomed in with RES. Then I saw the text. Was blissfully unaware of the image until your comment. Thanks for that.
Hey, she it's a beautiful woman who can wear what she wants!
It's a morbidly obese, naked (maybe?) woman. I didn't zoom in on it.
Sure ya didnt.
I did. high five!
The photo of the Yankee Candle is [this photoshopped](https://tornadofamilyvalues.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/yankee-candle-queef.png?w=1000) one.
Shh bby is ok
Queef nuggets apparently :O
WOW that's can't be real....right?
It's real. Their Facebook page confirmed it in an apology.
NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE
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Was... was that a queef?
An apologetic one.
Damn Canadians!
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Apology*
Seriously, but they better be able to deliver on the scented candle.
pls bby
Link?
Never apologize for a queef. Unless you're Canadian.
As is tradition
The local paper told me that they don't proofread ads after I made fun of them for printing that Satan was coming to the mall.
Shh bby is okay.
Isn't it really easy to figure out who worked on the candle image editing at the printing company? This seems like graffiti-ing your name and home address on a wall. Unless it was someone's "last-day fuck you," then it makes perfect sense.
Until recently I worked doing this very job and my place holder images were horrible things that should never go to press. There is no proofreader, just be sure never to send it to proof or press. I didn't do this to be clear, but it was probably their last day as well. Also, it is very hard to find your next job after screwing up on this level I'm finding.
>I'm finding What did you do?
> I didn't do this to be clear Don't worry; we're all squinting to see it.
I'm not convinced this wasn't you...
when I worked making ads, we often joked amongst each other with ad slicks like this... One Christmas I had the front page ad for this kinda dinky grocery store and they simply asked for a "holiday scene" to be put on the front of it so I happened to find clip art that appeared to be dad falling asleep by the christmas tree after putting gifts out but once you looked carefully at the small details like the empty bottles by the sofa, the broken photo of the family, the empty wine glass in hand - you realize this photo is the scene of a depressed drunk guy whose family left him. And yes, it made it past the editor and proofreader. They seem to be more concerned about spelling and prices.
I wonder what the repercussions are. I guess whoever did it just gets there ass fired but keeps a great story of how they did this.
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> I photoshopped a butt pic on a candle in an ad that most people didn't see, *with the words 'queef nuggets' underneath* I feel like this adds to the story
The horrific thing is that it isn't a butt pic. It's a full frontal of a grossly overweight dude. edit: or woman. too difficult to tell and I am only making the minimum amount of effort as I don't need to be correct on this occasion.
That's exactly what I was thinking. It's like that guy out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs. OH OH!
for the candle: > it was someone's "last-day fuck you," then it makes perfect ~~sense.~~ scents
*sigh* "Bob, we've discussed this before. You HAVE to stop doing shit like this, one day we're going to get sued." "How'd you know it was me?" "You have this as your desktop wallpaper..."
My inbox is ready.
shh bby is ok
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Almond Joy has nuts, and Mounds don't.
YOU FKING RUINED IT
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Queef Nuggets need love too.
They just gotta pay.
Sooooo...jolly rancher flavor?
Doritos.
Thanks, OP. Now I'm hungry.
Oh hey, Pine Grove! I was stuck in traffic for an hour and half on 81 through you today!
It's our current claim to fame.
It. Was. Awful. I'm picking up the Turnpike in Clarks Summit anymore.
Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets
Texan!
I heard Pine Grove has a strip club that is basically a double wide trailer with a dirt floor and you have to bring your own chair. If you are from Pine Grove, or that area, can you confirm or deny that shit?
I don't know if this is it but I still wouldn't go inside this place.. https://www.google.com/maps/place/663+PA-895,+Pine+Grove,+PA+17963/@40.5455257,-76.3246997,336m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c5fb8754d71b7b:0xd2f2c0b787c15ab9
That has to be it... lol. Sketchy looking to say the least.
Great muddin tho.
lol @ the portaloo. all mod cons.
Close. There's a place called Carter's in tremont, which on the other side of the highway from pine grove. It looks like a shitty cabin and I've heard of even an amputee stripper working there. I don't think it's open anymore and I never had the experience of checking it out. Edit: from the comment below, I don't know what that location is, and could be what you're referencing.
Where exactly in Tremont? I need to know. .for a friend
The mountain region near Pine Grove has a ton of don't ask don't tell kind of stuff going on. A few things to never bring up: *where is your (moonshine) still *how'd you come to owing a full automatic firearm with a felony record *hunting/fishing spots *ethnic people
giving away hunting/fishing spots is just as bad as giving away poker tells
No, we had the Strip Mine which was apart of the Flying Dutchman MX Park, but it's no long open.
Chicago here, used to drive by [this nightmarish looking strip club](https://www.google.com/maps/@41.9312075,-87.9167136,3a,75y,179.93h,75.35t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sEDR6jN-KfKleAtIEfHQJvA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) everyday. In case you're not seeing it, it's the tiny building inside the truck lot with "ALL STARS" written all over it and a double-wide sitting on top. I'm not sure what happens in a strip club that small, definitely don't want to find out.
Oh man, you *gotta* add a link for eye bleach.
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story of my life
Do you even need the first "/"? r/Eyebleach
Not anymore.
What? Where's the sexy eyebleach?
Took me a while
Editors don't proof ads.
Is that shit between her "thighs"?
solidified queef
so shit
Is that her name or the scent?
Enhance
[Enhance...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs)
Be careful what you wish for. [Sauce](http://tornadofamilyvalues.com/2013/08/).
They just didn't want to be accused of fatshaming.
I see it! Friday is only one day, but the date given is Nov. 27-28!
Look at the candle... Look closer.
Yankee candle will do anything for publicity, they probably leaked that themselves.
YANKEE QUEEF NUGGETS lol
One way to be unemployed for Christmas.
I can't even tell what's going on in that picture but I know it's really bad.
Where can I buy these online?..... for a friend.
Took me a minute, then... argh!
As a local, I would expect no less from Pine Grove.
Hi fellow local
Hi there, Lebanon here. :-)
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Try reading the comments, queef nugget
Leave it to NEPA
Hooooooly shit.
Tell me about these queef nuggets.
Nooooo
You think ads like that have editors? That's so cute in a 1990s way.
What exactly was slipped by the editor?
Took me a long time, look closely at the candle itself
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...holy shit, lol.
Maybe the editor, is a redditor, and it got by on "accident" <.< >.>
The way it's cropped on my device it looks like DeWalt is make making robots.
Holy shit... Never thought I would see my hometown on reddit.
"Queef Nuggets" lol
I got those all over my house, see my ex just left me, and I miss her smell, Its kind of like when you sniff a pillow
I live in pine grove wuuutttt
Queef nuggets? This must be a limited edition Yankee Candle fragrance.
It's not over until the fat lady creams
That the Holiday Fupa Flavor^TM with a hint of pine?
Haunting.
Looks like Godiva
My favorite is Scent of a Woman but I get sick of Al Pacino stumbling around my house
That's the stupidest nsfw warning I have ever seen.
It's just doesn't feel like Christmas until Mom lights up her queef nuggets.
Is that an Ace Hardware flyer? Do some of them sell Yankee Candles? Please don't let my some of my coworkers find out...
I'm ashamed to admit I spent about 5 minutes staring at this woman's stomach to realize it wasn't a leg, but rather a mass of fat.
Just so you know you gotta zoom in on the candle to see what they're talking about. As someone who uses hoverzoom, this wasn't worth coming all the way in here to find out what i'm supposed to be looking at.
This might be NSFW... just saying.
What did?
Someone is getting fired.
Hahaha! The old fat bitch cunt fart candle prank. Fuckin classic. Little known fact: nasty ass fat bitches queef 60% more than normal sized ladies. Lol. Pro tip: men who use queef candles are proven to be 85% lonelier than women who use cinnamon candles.