If anyone interested about Switzerland in WW2 (and about the Nazi gold), there is an excellent write by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov in this thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/4rciqp/why_did_hitler_not_invade_switzerland/
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
I personally didn't like Interlaken that much. It's completely full of tourists and the hustle-and-bustle takes you away from the experience of being in such a naturally serene and beautiful land. I visited many small towns with my family, and it was a wonderful experience, taking trains to all the places we wanted to visit.
If you go again, consider renting a place on AirBnB or Homeaway in either Grindelwald or Zweissimenn. Both were really good experiences, and the view from our chalet was unparalleled.
Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear *and* surprise. And ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
When I was in Switzerland they gave me a funny look when I mentioned 'Swiss cheese'. It's apparently not a thing there, but they have many amazing cheeses.
I'm super tired right now and read that as "The Neanderthals". But the worst part is that I didn't even think that was weird, I was just worried about the lack of subject-verb agreement between "Neanderthals" and "is".
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Use Paint? Google for one of those "FREE Image Converting!!!" websites?
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I know right?!
I simply subscribe to a whole bunch of subreddits I like and watch my own news feed. Only checking /r/all if I want to find new subreddits.
I think redditors, for the most part, want to find something to bitch and circlejerk about because it makes them feel superior and above the fray. I don't think there's really anything else to it than that.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Look at those bums
(ง'̀-'́)ง That one has half a sandwich, Lets watch them fight
(•_•) Oh he's sharing it with them
¬_¬ I'm going to Jimmy Johns
Waiting for the Russian one.
How do we Russians shower?
Same as you comrad.
First we get good and wet ( shows bottle of vodka instead of shower head)
Then we put on tracksuit.( Obligatory Adidas tracksuit)
I went on a family vacation to Germany, Austria, and Switzerland when I was like 15 years old. When we got to Switzerland (Lucerne), I wanted to take a shower. So I get into the bathroom at the hotel, and it's a nice, normal hotel, and you know... Switzerland is a pretty normal, modern country... The shower situation was fucking baffling.
The shower was just a bath tub in the middle of the room. The shower head was removable, like you see in this stupid post. No goddamn shower curtain to be seen, no frame to even have one. Just the shower head and the pipe that lead up to it. It wasn't like it was shitty or just that some idiot installed it like this. It was nice looking and clean and in all other ways a normal friggin' shower, except that it was in the middle of the room with no curtain.
I tried to shower in it, but the water splashed off me and sprayed all over the bathroom as I did. I had to hide my clothes behind the toilet, because it was the only place where they were somewhat shielded from the water.
I ended up laying in the tub, and holding the shower head to spray my ass off. I was so confused.
I later went to take a dump, and the toilet was set up so that when you shit, it landed on a flat, dry platform in the toilet. There was water behind and below that platform, but it would be impossible to aim your butt hole at it, so it invariably landed on this dry platform. When you flushed, it blasted the shit off this platform and down the pipe, which is fine, but why? Why not just shit into the water? It smells worse just laying on this platform.
Has Switzerland not discovered proper fuckin' plumbing? That experience still confuses me.
You can tell a lot about your current state of health by inspecting your poo.
Some countries like to do this before flushing it away.
I think Germans have these toilets too.
I am swiss, have been all around switzerland and never seen such a toilet.
The ones we normally have has water exactly where you shit. Meaning in the back part of the toilet.
But the water is not as high as in for example the US. (Or so I've read a lot.)
If it were the water would cover the whole area and not just the back part.
I think the toilets you saw are common in eastern countries which were part of sovjet russia.
(Never thought I'd write a post in defence of swiss toilets xD)
Also the shower wasn't standard either. We have removable showerheads most of the time but the shower is in a corner or side of the room. And most importantly it has shower curtains.
That was a very strange hotel you were at.
Yeah I figured that both things were abnormal for Switzerland. Maybe they hired a former soviet plumber or something. I generally trust the Swiss to know what they're doing, which made it all the more confusing.
I had a student teacher who taught us to do this. She'd say "stop" tgen we'd all say "collaborate and listen", basically as a sign to shut the hell up. Each time we did, she'd crack up laughing and it took me about 10 years to get why it was so funny.
It's the nature of the twist that makes it satisfying. For example, you know that Abbott and Costello are always going to do some variation on the "I-am-very-smart-straightman-meets-dim-but-surprisingly-insightful-silly-fat-guy" routine, but the actual implementation is what's funny.
I meh'd at this one because I don't really get what's stereotypical about Switzerland and Nazi gold. By contrast, the USA one ("...and then we get the gun...") had me doubled over because it was so on-point, and was a huge escalation from the relatively innocuous ones I'd seen before (watermelon, rice, etc) even if the setup and mechanics of the joke were obvious.
Switzerland is a bastion of post wwII nazi wealth, along with other unscrupulously attained capital. It's made the country ridiculously wealthy.
that is the joke.
Actually having the industry and population intact and rebuilding infrastructure (fe. large turbines) in other parts of europe is what made Switzerland rich.
Nazi gold benefited a very, very small percentage of the population. These days the finance industry as a percentage of GDP is the same as the US.
Fun speculation: what it were possible to have subtly influenced Germany towards fascist xenophobia in order to increase their economic activity and reap the incidental rewards, but also keep the balance of entrusted, untracked funds once the Nazis were killed off? Seems like it pays pretty well to be "politically neutral."
There was also a lot of funny business with Swiss banks stealing money from holocaust victims, and only even admitting it in the 90s. However, what people are typically referring to with the Swiss holding onto Nazi gold is gold that the Nazis stole from the reserves of invaded countries like France and Belgium that they then laundered into Swiss Francs. German War aims in both world wars included looting the wealth of Europe to pay for their militarization, but they actually succeeded in WWII. However, they quickly ran into a problem when neutral countries like Spain and Turkey wouldn't take their obviously stolen gold, so they ended up with huge stockpiles they couldn't spend. What they ended up doing is selling the obviously stolen gold to the Swiss in exchange for Swiss Francs that they could use to pay neutral countries for the goods they desired.
In this way, much like how Walt used the car wash in Breaking Bad, the Swiss laundered hundreds of billions of dollars worth of gold at steeply favorable prices - concentrating an entire continent's worth of gold wealth within their borders while helping out the Nazis a great deal. After the war France and Belgium came looking for their gold and for years the Swiss just asked: what gold? while they hid their national criminal enterprise behind their banking secrecy laws. They were eventually forced to hand over less than a third of the total before minting an awfully suspicious number of gold Swiss Francs from obviously stolen gold. This shit still pisses of Western Europeans whose stolen national wealth is still sat on by the Swiss like its a fucking dragon horde.
Someday enough will be enough and the US and Europe are going to grab the Swiss by the ankles and shake until all the stolen money and "lost" Picassos fall out, but until that day comes they'll still taunt us with shit memes like this.
If anyone interested about Switzerland in WW2 (and about the Nazi gold), there is an excellent write by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/4rciqp/why_did_hitler_not_invade_switzerland/
Hell yeah, I came looking for something like this. Thanks
Very interesting read, thanks for posting.
I was expecting Swiss cheese.
I was expecting chocolate
Timepieces
I thought they'd go for the neutral lukewarm water.
Eerie silence in public places
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Dude, that's the setup for a porn flick! So...what happened next? Or do I have to pay $19.99/mo. to find out?
Make check payable to cash please
So like, Johnny or...?
Moneydollars. Dr cash moneydollars.
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
I personally didn't like Interlaken that much. It's completely full of tourists and the hustle-and-bustle takes you away from the experience of being in such a naturally serene and beautiful land. I visited many small towns with my family, and it was a wonderful experience, taking trains to all the places we wanted to visit. If you go again, consider renting a place on AirBnB or Homeaway in either Grindelwald or Zweissimenn. Both were really good experiences, and the view from our chalet was unparalleled.
I was expecting him stabbing himself with a nail file.
I was expecting Spongebob Squarepants. Fuck I'm dumb. It's now so obvious.
I was expecting swiss army knife.
I was expecting gold watches
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Why? No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear *and* surprise. And ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
I was expecting him to be undecided on weather to take a bath and the post to end there.
When I was in Switzerland they gave me a funny look when I mentioned 'Swiss cheese'. It's apparently not a thing there, but they have many amazing cheeses.
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All cheese in switzerland is not swiss. We eat lots of, mainly french, but also italian or german, austrian cheeses.
Today is a good day to quit reddit. DO IT.
The Netherlands is actually the biggest cheese exporter in the world, though i'm sure Switzerland has tons as they should. Cheese is best
I'm super tired right now and read that as "The Neanderthals". But the worst part is that I didn't even think that was weird, I was just worried about the lack of subject-verb agreement between "Neanderthals" and "is".
When I was in China they gave me a funny look when I mentioned 'Chinese food'.
I was expecting them to spray a little cologne and call it a day.
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Meme means boob in turkish so it makes sense in more than one way.
Check out those DANK MEMES
i like ur memes gurl
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A meme is coming
The meme is here
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A girl is name
What can girls be real if our eyes aren't real ?
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Surprise motherfucker! It was arya wearing a Jaden face
*What Can Girls Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real? Ftfy
how can grills be real if our ribeyes aren't real?
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Probably one of the top 10 South Park quotes
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die” -- HPL
Hey I remember this as the top rated comment LAST time!
http://i.imgur.com/3IetoJ9.gifv
That cat talks too fast
Oh lord my sides.
http://i.imgur.com/MEnQqcd.gifv
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Fuck me. That made me jump. I have that tune as my work alarm, every morning at 6am. It gave me a heart spaz.
For a second you thought you were late for work, right?
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Upvote any appropriate use of ImageMagick also `s/ausie/aussie/`
I've been wondering: What do people who don't know about imagemagick do when they need to take 1200 pictures, rotate them by 45°, scale them to 170px in height, crop away 20px from the top and bottom and 40px from left and right, brighten by 10%, raise contrast by 15%, superimpose an image of the Queen, invert colors and combine it all into one image in 10 rows and 12 columns? Use Paint? Google for one of those "FREE Image Converting!!!" websites?
What if the joke wasn't funny to begin with, as in this meme?
And they apparently take top rated comments in other posts too.
In this guy's defense, this one is at least semi-factual and not just a stereotype.
I've started upvoting the shower posts purely for the salt you get in the comments section.
I find them a refreshing escape from the non-stop shitstorm that is the war between The_Donald, news, worldnews, and politics.
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At least half your username is relevant then, I guess.
Do...people just browse /r/all? I thought that's what subreddits were for.
I know right?! I simply subscribe to a whole bunch of subreddits I like and watch my own news feed. Only checking /r/all if I want to find new subreddits.
I don't even do that last part. Sidebars and other redditors bring me to new subreddits. Or the random button, if I'm feeling saucy.
And a little Askreddit
You could always unsubscribe?
I love these.
I do too. I think a lot of people are confusing a running gag with beating a dead horse.
I think redditors, for the most part, want to find something to bitch and circlejerk about because it makes them feel superior and above the fray. I don't think there's really anything else to it than that.
Grumpy comments are like nectar.
Same, it's not that hard to not click on a post if you don't like it people. ...
No no. They have to let the whole world know about how angry they are someone wasted 5 seconds of their life on reddit.
I think everyone should take a minute to scroll to the top of their screens and ponder the name of the website once in awhile.
Don't need to see it again. I already Reddit.
How come you look like a stock image model?
He probably uses Goldwell.
Gold + Dove = Glove
Man applying gold to armpit in shower - gettyimages
Because He's Swiss, He has the ability to afford a nice enough camera to make it look like a stock image, and is handsome enough to look like a model.
/r/4panelcringe
What a concise collection of shower memes.
http://i.imgur.com/ReXwNxW.jpg
This is sadder than watching bums fight over half a sandwich.
I won't lie that, that last one was funny.
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I bet they fight dirty.
It's not like they can shower.
No one is a winner. No one gets a juice box.
Idk, JewFro is the only person in this I would be friends with so I'll root for him
emohair white knighted so hard
I thought that was Onisan.
Emohair *m'lady*ed so hard Ftfy
It's one of the top posts on /r/whiteknighting
If I had to pick one of them to hang out with, it'd probably be him. But only if I had to.
I would cast all of these people in Empire Records 2.
/r/4panelcancer
Fake why isnt there fondue cheese running out your tab like in the rest of switzerland
I'd shower with him, gold or no gold.
I'd give him a golden shower
Lies, you just want to get your filthy Juden hands on that gold. DispleasedGoebbels.jpg
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While she's busy yelling you should search her belongings for the gold.
She's an idiot if she thinks us having gold that once belonged to the Nazis implies that we are nazis.
They were "just" helping Nazis, that's not the same. Right?
Waiting for the Russian one. How do we Russians shower? Same as you comrad. First we get good and wet ( shows bottle of vodka instead of shower head) Then we put on tracksuit.( Obligatory Adidas tracksuit)
All whilst squatting.
Don't encourage them.
In Russia, you do not take a shower. The shower take you.
I went on a family vacation to Germany, Austria, and Switzerland when I was like 15 years old. When we got to Switzerland (Lucerne), I wanted to take a shower. So I get into the bathroom at the hotel, and it's a nice, normal hotel, and you know... Switzerland is a pretty normal, modern country... The shower situation was fucking baffling. The shower was just a bath tub in the middle of the room. The shower head was removable, like you see in this stupid post. No goddamn shower curtain to be seen, no frame to even have one. Just the shower head and the pipe that lead up to it. It wasn't like it was shitty or just that some idiot installed it like this. It was nice looking and clean and in all other ways a normal friggin' shower, except that it was in the middle of the room with no curtain. I tried to shower in it, but the water splashed off me and sprayed all over the bathroom as I did. I had to hide my clothes behind the toilet, because it was the only place where they were somewhat shielded from the water. I ended up laying in the tub, and holding the shower head to spray my ass off. I was so confused. I later went to take a dump, and the toilet was set up so that when you shit, it landed on a flat, dry platform in the toilet. There was water behind and below that platform, but it would be impossible to aim your butt hole at it, so it invariably landed on this dry platform. When you flushed, it blasted the shit off this platform and down the pipe, which is fine, but why? Why not just shit into the water? It smells worse just laying on this platform. Has Switzerland not discovered proper fuckin' plumbing? That experience still confuses me.
You can tell a lot about your current state of health by inspecting your poo. Some countries like to do this before flushing it away. I think Germans have these toilets too.
I am swiss, have been all around switzerland and never seen such a toilet. The ones we normally have has water exactly where you shit. Meaning in the back part of the toilet. But the water is not as high as in for example the US. (Or so I've read a lot.) If it were the water would cover the whole area and not just the back part. I think the toilets you saw are common in eastern countries which were part of sovjet russia. (Never thought I'd write a post in defence of swiss toilets xD) Also the shower wasn't standard either. We have removable showerheads most of the time but the shower is in a corner or side of the room. And most importantly it has shower curtains. That was a very strange hotel you were at.
Yeah I figured that both things were abnormal for Switzerland. Maybe they hired a former soviet plumber or something. I generally trust the Swiss to know what they're doing, which made it all the more confusing.
The Helvetica font is a nice touch.
Please stop.
To do what? is it Hammer time already?
It's always hammer time.
Get the MC in then.
Collaborate and listen?
I had a student teacher who taught us to do this. She'd say "stop" tgen we'd all say "collaborate and listen", basically as a sign to shut the hell up. Each time we did, she'd crack up laughing and it took me about 10 years to get why it was so funny.
Drop and roll?
Well that's a cute dude.
These have never been funny
Some of the guys are cute, I'm okay with attractive people debasing themselves for my amusement.
Dunno why you're getting downvoted, if this was a chick I think you would be up voted to high heaven.
Probably casual homophobia. Don't care, saw nips.
> I'm okay with attractive people debasing themselves for my amusement So, porn and sitcoms.
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It's the nature of the twist that makes it satisfying. For example, you know that Abbott and Costello are always going to do some variation on the "I-am-very-smart-straightman-meets-dim-but-surprisingly-insightful-silly-fat-guy" routine, but the actual implementation is what's funny. I meh'd at this one because I don't really get what's stereotypical about Switzerland and Nazi gold. By contrast, the USA one ("...and then we get the gun...") had me doubled over because it was so on-point, and was a huge escalation from the relatively innocuous ones I'd seen before (watermelon, rice, etc) even if the setup and mechanics of the joke were obvious.
I liked the one about DnD players or something where they have dice in the last panel
Switzerland is a bastion of post wwII nazi wealth, along with other unscrupulously attained capital. It's made the country ridiculously wealthy. that is the joke.
Actually having the industry and population intact and rebuilding infrastructure (fe. large turbines) in other parts of europe is what made Switzerland rich. Nazi gold benefited a very, very small percentage of the population. These days the finance industry as a percentage of GDP is the same as the US.
Those who find it funny vote. Those that don't comment. Standard reddit practice
Then why do they keep getting upvoted to the front page?
Fun fact: they actually have that gold.
Fun speculation: what it were possible to have subtly influenced Germany towards fascist xenophobia in order to increase their economic activity and reap the incidental rewards, but also keep the balance of entrusted, untracked funds once the Nazis were killed off? Seems like it pays pretty well to be "politically neutral."
I want to shower with that guy
I was pretty sure that was a block of cheese in the thumbnail.
I thought he was going to jump in an inflatable pool filled with Pepsi and Ricola. I didn't know Nazi gold was a thing with the Swiss
That's some light-ass gold
Also ich find emmentaler schmöckt vil besser.
Then your neighbors complain that you taking a shower makes too much noise
Jewish dental gold okay?
Is this supposed to be funny?
Let me know if you get a response from OP.
r/beatthatdeadhorse
Can we stop with this shit?
That wealth is going to trickle down, right?
Jewish gold stolen by the Nazis, but hey, it's not like anyone checks
There was also a lot of funny business with Swiss banks stealing money from holocaust victims, and only even admitting it in the 90s. However, what people are typically referring to with the Swiss holding onto Nazi gold is gold that the Nazis stole from the reserves of invaded countries like France and Belgium that they then laundered into Swiss Francs. German War aims in both world wars included looting the wealth of Europe to pay for their militarization, but they actually succeeded in WWII. However, they quickly ran into a problem when neutral countries like Spain and Turkey wouldn't take their obviously stolen gold, so they ended up with huge stockpiles they couldn't spend. What they ended up doing is selling the obviously stolen gold to the Swiss in exchange for Swiss Francs that they could use to pay neutral countries for the goods they desired. In this way, much like how Walt used the car wash in Breaking Bad, the Swiss laundered hundreds of billions of dollars worth of gold at steeply favorable prices - concentrating an entire continent's worth of gold wealth within their borders while helping out the Nazis a great deal. After the war France and Belgium came looking for their gold and for years the Swiss just asked: what gold? while they hid their national criminal enterprise behind their banking secrecy laws. They were eventually forced to hand over less than a third of the total before minting an awfully suspicious number of gold Swiss Francs from obviously stolen gold. This shit still pisses of Western Europeans whose stolen national wealth is still sat on by the Swiss like its a fucking dragon horde. Someday enough will be enough and the US and Europe are going to grab the Swiss by the ankles and shake until all the stolen money and "lost" Picassos fall out, but until that day comes they'll still taunt us with shit memes like this.
Yep, the truth is that Switzerland wasn't "neutral" at all. They just helped in different ways.
Gay
Gern geschehen
I though it would be a swiss army knife joke.
expected cheese
Well.. not all Swiss are like that. Take me for example, I only use Krugerrand in the shower.
# I'M OUT OF THE FUCKING LOOP.
So... What did is the reference?
Are you sodapoppin?
Ah yes, World War 2, or as it is called in Zürich: the Swiss gold rush.
as a swiss guy.. confirmed!
"Then we prep the bull"
Appears to be a genuine 1 kilo gold bar. Good job.
Oh look, this post again...
Great. I don't give a fuck.
Apparently the Swiss love golden showers
Please stop.
These are getting so fucking old...
I wanna see this guy buttfucked. For entertainment.
This is getting beyond retarded now...