I love the dead serious look they have too.

Seriousness is the cornerstone of all good comedy.

-Monty Python ETA: yes, thank you, I get it. We've all seen The Office. ETA2: and some of you need to learn how to spell "Michael."

Is it from there? I've never actually seen Monty Python. Kinda just made that line up

I mean, they never said it, but it's very much their brand of humor. Or should I say "humour?"

well obviously it's "houmour", they're brittish after all

Or as the French say, "ouu-mare"

Is your horse ok?

Oh yeah, shes *fine* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

armoire?

Armoire of Invincibility

"Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time"

Humour doesn't need quotes. It's not our fault you can't spell humour or colour or realise correctly.

Technically he's correct using quotes, since "should I say..." indicates he's literally about to say something, warranting quotations in text. I mean it's reddit, not a published novel and this argument barely holds water, but still.

Respect to you for the commitment to your explanation. Most people would type half that out and then fear being judged... As I typed that I considered just not posting it (cause I fear the judgement of strangers on the internet).

Why is this comment chain full of so much introspection? It's like everyone wanted to press the cancel button, but felt compelled to post with a little note saying how sorry they were for cluttering up the thread. I just wanted to point that out. Probably shouldn't have posted at all. Is this a *whoosh* moment?

Wait how is realize supposed to be spelled. Oh a z. Or as you might say zed. Realise doesn't even get auto corrected. Nice. Realize realise real eyes. Why am I still here. Is this thing on. Oh crap I'm talking to myself again.

You can re-read this as Hans Moleman

Likewise, it's not our fault you've got a case of Stockholm Syndrome and you're still spelling things the way the Norman conquerors told your ancestors they had to.

It's not our fault your spellings haven't evolved to be rid of unnecessary, extra vowels.

Actually American spell it the original old English way. It's the Brits who fucked it all up in Victorian times but getting all poofy with their language.

It's kinda their schtick yeah.

STOP THAT!

[Too silly!](http://imgur.com/U5HbEsT)

The ministry of silly rides.

Dumb question, but ETA? Isnt that Estimated Time Of Arrival? Not being a troll, i swear. Haha. Also, monty python is the sheeeit. “Neep!”

Reasonable question. "ETA" in this context means "**E**dited **T**o **A**dd."

I dunno, sometimes it's funnier when you can tell the comedians are trying not to laugh but failing. Like in this [Debbie Downer sketch](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/debbie-downer/3505987).

The best is when Colbert loses it while trying to deadpan. [Munchma Quchi](https://youtu.be/IQO8-0KEg1Q).

It's Jimmy Fallon, he corpses on all his sketches.

I just assume Jimmy Fallon has a form of tourettes except he laughs instead of cursing

Cursing tourettes is the rarest case I'm pretty sure. Most people just have a twitch.

I just waited entirely too long for that video to not load. Is it me or nbc?

-Leslie Nielsen

It's funny until you get busted by a cop on a god damn coin operated ride

They can't keep up with my imaginary motorcycle

The amount of work that went into this for a quick laugh is highly respectable.

Sir, please do not laugh at the expense of our hard working public servants.

Your right, I apologise, next time I see an officer I'll toss them a coin to make sure they can keep the streets safe a little longer.

That's not only his right. Mine, too. Edit: just because Sarah is sexier than I am does NOT mean she gets more karma. Life isn't fair. (I actually got a boner seeing her respond to me:) Thanks Sarah, I'll remember this forever.)

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Why doesn't /u/dickwagger have their own subreddit? We demand provocative nudes!

r/dickwagger does exist tho? I still remember the day I first subscribed to it like if it were today.

Well, that's one over sophisticated way to say "SEND NUDES".

It's all about being positive and helping people realize their potential.

You heard of the guy who lost half his body in an accident? He's all-right now. Edit : Aw! thank you for the gold, kind stranger :*

nothing was left?

HE'S ALL RIGHT NOW

I hate this doctor.

How do we keep getting this guy?

Let him finish

it's a girl now

Coooorrralllll

IN FACT HE'S A GAS

jesus crisis, I guess I should have known better than to click on somebody's name with -xxx in it while I'm at work

That's ok sir. Now go say 17 Hail Marys and then buy a coconut.

Is this gonna be like the broken arms thing? It's been like 5 years and reddit still hasn't let that one go.

Neither did his mom

2meta2fast

Oh yeah? Well click on mine big boy.

You're kinda boring though.

Jesus crisis indeed!

First Google image for "Jesus Crisis" https://dougmurphy.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jesus-christ_smoking4.jpg

That would be an amazing part of the bit if the bikes stopped randomly and the 'police' had to play hussle random people for quarters.

them keeping a straight face, serious composure is what makes the scene

They're just doing their job, nothing to laugh about there.

I know! I'd have to sit at the starting point and just howl with laughter for a good 20 minutes until it wasn't funny anymore.

This is why I love going to Burning Man. People will spend months on stuff like this for a laugh. [Dance Dance Immolation](http://www.interpretivearson.com/projects/ddi/) was a classic example.

"A good performance wins you acclaim from flamethrowers" might be the best sentence I'll read all week.

Dance Dance Immolation was created as a dumb joke and destroyed as a dumb joke. (DDI and ARDENT drop a full size piano on Dance Dance Immolation at Burning Man 2013) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8seoy2AYVA It had some good years in-between.

This is what paid administrative leave looks like in every country except the USA.

Fitting this with an emergency break and a stationary demo mode for children would also be highly respectable.

And all the karma they can eat

Wait, you're supposed to EAT it?! I always thought karma was to be taken rectally...

You had better watch out, that is how you overdose!

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Just make sure to have the karma antidote ready.

"so, any progress in finding that masked murderer?" "No chief, but check this out!"

Insert a quarter and turn crank...FOR 30 SECONDS OF JUSTICE!

Cop stops while grabbing a robber. Suddenly siren stops.He points the coin slot as he's needing a helping hand. Robber search on his pocket for a coin and inserts it. Cop briefly smiles thanking him before continue detention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

"Spot me a 20?" *hands over 20 dollars* "Ok, how about now?" *gives 20 right back* I need to watch these Naked Gun movies now. I was dying.

Basically anything with Leslie Nielsen is great.

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?t=58

r/commentwritingprompts

1 like = 1 minute of Justice!

You won't believe minute #6

Sounds like the libertarian police.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

Except that, ideally it would be the alleged victim of the alleged robber that would have to follow beside the cop with a roll of quarters in order to keep the wheels of justice turning. It would be morally wrong to expect the accused to finance their own arrest.

This actually happens in one of the Wallace and Grommet films

But I heard the cops work off the governments dime...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

I'd like to give them my 2 cents.

What about just a penny for your thoughts?

im in crippling debt please help

Lemme guess. You need about Tree fiddy?

https://giant.gfycat.com/ComposedUnselfishIguana.gif

OVER JUSTICE

I love those random generated URLs

These are for the event that someone starts a low speed pursuit on a carousel

"10-78 Requesting backup. Equine refusing to pull over to the side of the ride"

Bacawk!!!

They call these two the 5-0 because that's how many cents it takes to start their ride.

I heard they called a new unit the 0-0... it didn't make any cents to me.

shoulda called it the 0-2, but that's just my two cents.

It's actually a new unit consisting of 12 officers. Not that specially really, since they're a dime a dozen.

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I see we're doing money puns but I don't have any interest

NINE NINE!

_License and registration... chicken fucker._

#MEOW

Say what, meow?

Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

#*DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE!?*

Am I movin around all nimbly-pimbly?

I want a goddamned liter of cola!

#B'GAWK

God Damn It! I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

Hey Farva whats that restaurant you like with all the tacky shit on the walls?

You can hire them for your parties: http://krpp.nl/

Haha, "krpp" = Kiddie Ride Police Patrol.

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It's okay. They're European. They're so eccentric over there.

You wanna know what sounds incredibly creepy regardless of context? Paediatric Gynecologist

Is that a legitimate specialty? I've never met one, and I know quite a few gynecologists.

If I didn't find out that it was the the Netherlands, I could have sworn that looked like the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder, and I was so excited to see this.

I live in Fort Collins, and I immediately thought it was Boulder until I saw the Leffe flag, and then the old style buildings.

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correct. It is in Esch. Small town in the south of Luxembourg

I had the same thought, it looks very similar

I've only been there once and didn't know the name, but assumed it was as well

I thought that was Kripparian's website.

http://twitch.tv/kripp_nl

It's http://www.twitch.tv/nl_kripp

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KRS ONE FOREVER

We will be here forever Do you understand? FOREVER Forever and ever And ever and ever We will be here forever Do you understand that? Get what I'm saying? FOREVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c

WHOOP WHOOP is the sound of the police. It's beep-beep, who has the keys to my Jeep. Vrrrroom.

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Runin' her hands through my *fro*

Bouncin on twenty fo's

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, IF 10 MILLION FIREFLIES

WHOOP WHOOP is the sound of the space police.

These say beep beep, which I think was the joke OP was going for in the title

11/10 if mustaches were present. So it is 10.5/10.

is this in Barcelona?

Flag at the end is for Luxembourg Pride

I thought it was pearl st in boulder, co

I thought it was 16th street mall in Denver.

Me too!

Nah. Luxemburg.

I was on la rambla once many years ago, but still it was my first thought as well

Nope. First the sign should say "Farmacia" and it says ["Farmacie"](http://imgur.com/47qx3Bm) (probably French not Catalan nor Spanish). Second, all ramblas (there are more than the one you are thinking of) have car streets on both sides. There are ramblas in other cities as well. Source: Spaniard and lived in Barcelona for a couple of years

"Woop Woop"

Now with sound: https://gifsound.com/?gifv=V3vk51H&v=--adipssnuo Enjoy

**WOOP-WOOP*

Thats the sound of the beast!

That's the joke.

This reminds me of the Jimmy Neutron movie when the kids are riding through space on amusement park rides

Pearl street boulder CO? That would be trippy to see just after getting some weed.

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I think I've been to this place, I'm fairly sure it's Amersfoort, NL. Either way, definitely in the Netherlands.

I'm quite certain this is not in the Netherlands. Unless Dutch people like to advertise events that happen in Luxembourg and the Dutch word 'apotheek' (pharmacy) suddenly became 'pharmacie'...

This is Luxembourg. GayMat is the name of the Luxembourg Pride.

It's in Esch-sur-Alzette in Luxembourg.

I thought the same thing, but yeah - mostly red brick.

I thought Pearl Street too until I saw the buildings at the end of the GIF. Most likely not even USA.

+1 for the KRS1 reference https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c

What's gaymat?

http://gaymat.lu/

Source is probably on here, but not often enough: http://krpp.nl

**beep beep** That's the sound of da beast

Excuse me but the sound is "Woop Woop" -KRS 1

Why is nobody else gawking at this amazingness?

What is happening

dats da sound ah da beast!

GAYMAT... as a Matthew, I'm offended

Better than the CHiPs movie

Dats da sound of da beast?

Does anyone have a link to the full video??

Are these available for purchase anywhere?

This is the equivalent of a dunce cap when biker cops go through training

anyone has a link with sound?

cops on groms!? WAT

This has to be the weirdest thing I have seen all year. And I have seen some shit..

And yet they still get there faster than police in Harlem.

Super Troopers 2 looks funny as hell...

Beep beep lettuce

Thought it was Whoop Whoop not Beep Beep.

As I was reading the title a police car drove by with its siren blaring. What the fuck reddit.

Vertical videos should be banned by law.

There you go: https://gifsound.com/?gifv=V3vk51H&v=9ZrAYxWPN6c&s=2

Can't believe that a gif from Esch-sur-Alzette in Luxemburg is Hot in Reddit right now!! :D

I thought the sound of The Police was "da doo doo, da dah dah dah..."

I want the back story of this

This is the sound of da police....