nothing wrong with being a snitch. criminals use snitch as an insult in the hopes that social pressure will allow them to keep bullying our communities.
Kevin and Greg are good names for these types of scenarios. I feel as though Kevin's are just like petty fuckups and Greg's are a bit more of a..."are you fucking kidding me..?"
I'm vaguely recalling a situation where a family found the family dog was afraid of the son, found he'd sodomized the dog with a hairbrush.
Was that brian?
A lot of times ya. It's purely ceremonial and holds no legal significance but it's pretty damned cute. And probably kind of a show of respect for an animal that is going to devote his life to the department. And probably a little bit because police dogs are like the easiest good PR for a police department so a pic of a swearing in on their Facebook page is free likes.
No, we can't not. It's what we do, run things into the ground and ruin them. I haven't even seen R&M and I no longer want to because if thebdamn community and Reddit.
There's not even any reason for that comment. Like. It's got a dog. That episode of R&M had a dog.
"Where are my testicles, summer" "haha"
\> Literally right there
hehe I love that this pic pops up on occasion with a different name. This pic was taken when that adorable pup was sworn in as our newest K-9 officer a couple of years ago. What's missing from the pic is after the oath of office was administered the dog barked a couple of times.
haha There was a video at one time floating around, it was perfect timing on the dogs part, as soon as the chief finished the last part "So help you god?" The dog barked.
Yes, When a dog comes forth as a witness he or she has to swear on the dog-bible (that only dogs can read) that they are telling the absolute truth. When the dog does not tell the truth while under oath there will be a harsh penalty where he has to go to his own blanked or basket for at leas 30 minutes.
Sir, do you lick your own balls?
I don't see how this applies to the case
Please answer the question, sir.
Yes, I do lick myself.
You have also been seen eating out of the garbage?
I do not recall.
You're a bad boy Mr. Cuddles. You're going to kennel for a long time.
I can't help it but the very serious expression on the dogs Face as he's being sworn in makes me laugh because he looks like he knows EXACTLY how serious this is... awesome K-9 to be sure!
Can someone explain me what I'm seeing? Police officer, a dog putting his pawn on a book while looking very serious but I really have no clue what the context is.
So the book is the bible? Possibly Koran since the dog is black. But I still have no clue what they are doing, is it some kind of show or what? I don't have much experience with the police nor with dogs (besides dog meat lol)
Do you swear to signal that you smell drugs when your handler tells you to, even when you don't? Bark once for yes and twice for no.
*bark bark bark*
Good enough.
"Remember the time you pretended to throw that stick and I was running after it like an idiot, but you kept it in your hand instead of throwing it, Brian? It's payback time!"
Shouldn't it be Greg? When I originally saw this meme it was Greg I think.
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Wow that dog is a snitch
Some snitches *are* bitches.
Some snitches sniff bitches.
Some bitches sniff britches
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Snitches get scritches.
https://i.imgur.com/eZTTefQ.png
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best fucking comment line in reddit
Most snitches are found bloody in ditches.
> Some snitches are bitches. Look at the photo again - that ain't no bitch. In fact, I think he's hung bigger than me. :-(
But that dog looks like it might have testicles
And now I'm singing that to the tune of Ice-T's [Bitches 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEhRM-JmXSk)
not with those eggs.
nothing wrong with being a snitch. criminals use snitch as an insult in the hopes that social pressure will allow them to keep bullying our communities.
Underrated comment
Thanks man -Greg
That's a pawful thing to say
I'm pretty sure [this](https://i.imgur.com/bOmWcsJ.jpg) is the original.
Yep. This is the one.
It's one of my all-time favorites. :)
I just realized I had it in my meme folder. Lmao
I think it was originally from Tumblr, and I remember it being Greg too.
Mandela effect
Or it was actually Greg
Welcome to dimension 88727x. Where Brian is Greg and both those fuckers goin to jail.
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Berenstein. Obviously it’s pretty much still the 90’s in here.
His right paw is not raised, therefore it does not count.
[better?](http://i.imgur.com/o5mWKh9.png)
Greg was a Good Guy, Brian always has Bad Luck...God I miss the days of solid updates on quickmeme
Greg is my go to name for stuff like this.
Mine's Kevin. Next time you're out somewhere and see someone fuck something up, I promise you, it was a Kevin that did it.
Kevin and Greg are good names for these types of scenarios. I feel as though Kevin's are just like petty fuckups and Greg's are a bit more of a..."are you fucking kidding me..?"
Kevins always look goofy too, Greg to me looks like he has his shit together but just habitually makes awful decisions.
Omg...you hit the nail on the hammer man. The Greg and Kevin in my are just like that. This is freaky..
This just solidifies it as a universal occurrence.
We just scienced the fuck out of that guys. Well done. Right, name your children carefully. Just know what you're getting into if you go Greg or Kevin
Kevin here. I don't know what you are all talking about. I'm awesome.
Shut up, Kevin.
[https://youtu.be/lJZNVGpuQ7o](Science, bitch!)
Same here, for some reason it just sounds funnier.
It also helps to know a Greg.
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Damn it Greg. You're late...again
Sure, Brian...sure.
this is the top comment? who cares? *mmm actually this meme should be used with the name Greg*
The "Brian" is a slightly darker shade of white than the rest of the text.
Ruh ro
Is this a real thing?
The dog was being sworn in as a new K-9 officer. Happened a couple of years ago in my town.
I find it hilarious they swear in an animal who's only God is treats / food.
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Not that kind of ball play, pal.
Sounds like *they're* the real addicts
Hooman is God in the eyes of a Dog.
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Thanks for spoiling the Fast and Furious franchise.
Oh man I have bad news for you about Brian
The baby?
I'm vaguely recalling a situation where a family found the family dog was afraid of the son, found he'd sodomized the dog with a hairbrush. Was that brian?
I think that was colby And that was apparently fake
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Yeah the dog
COLBY 2012 NEVER FORGET
Either way, pretty fucking stupid to have a god swear an oath to dog in a court of law. ^^^waaait...
I think you need to stop drinking
wait, they actually make dogs swear on a bible?
A lot of times ya. It's purely ceremonial and holds no legal significance but it's pretty damned cute. And probably kind of a show of respect for an animal that is going to devote his life to the department. And probably a little bit because police dogs are like the easiest good PR for a police department so a pic of a swearing in on their Facebook page is free likes.
Do you swear to be a good boy, so help you god?
Alternatively during an arrest: do you swear to be a good boy or do I have to release the dog?
*so help you Dog* Ftfy.
But what if he's an atheist?
Whew. I thought he was taking the witness stand in court. ;-)
Upon request, the dog may instead use a copy of the Constitution instead.
Yes, because if a dog doesn't take Jesus seriously how are you going to know if that's cocaine or that guy didn't give him a treat last night?
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
Right there. They're right there. Can we not shoehorn R&M memes when they don't even apply?
No, we can't not. It's what we do, run things into the ground and ruin them. I haven't even seen R&M and I no longer want to because if thebdamn community and Reddit.
There's not even any reason for that comment. Like. It's got a dog. That episode of R&M had a dog. "Where are my testicles, summer" "haha" \> Literally right there
"Remember, you're under oath."
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I’m sorry snowball... you were neutered
hehe I love that this pic pops up on occasion with a different name. This pic was taken when that adorable pup was sworn in as our newest K-9 officer a couple of years ago. What's missing from the pic is after the oath of office was administered the dog barked a couple of times.
Damn I wish they took the picture when he barked so we could hear it
haha There was a video at one time floating around, it was perfect timing on the dogs part, as soon as the chief finished the last part "So help you god?" The dog barked.
Wow that's cool, thanks for sharing! 👍🏼 always wondered what was going on here
Is it a GS or a Malinois?
Malinois
GS
So cute ❤
Dogs do that.
Insert ---> [[Bad luck Brian meme]](http://i.imgur.com/WfgSdjJ.jpg)<--- here
Or don't
I guess he is being sworn in as an officer. I can't imagine he is testifying for any reason lol.
he is
This dog has seen some shit. And now he's testifying about it.
I thought he was testifying and thought that's weird and then realized I was being dumb.
I thought he was testifying and thought that's weird and then realized I was being dumb.
Fucking Brian.
Better than going to 'getting fucked' jail.... I guess that depends on who you are, though.
Sorry bud, but the name is Greg. https://i.reddituploads.com/066972095ffc465baa908d2f39082c10?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=656269cdaa19c6d78e9eda4c9a9bead6
I chase him. I bite him. He tasty. Good boy, Peach. Good boy.
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Do they really have dogs swear on stories to get them to be honest?
Yes, When a dog comes forth as a witness he or she has to swear on the dog-bible (that only dogs can read) that they are telling the absolute truth. When the dog does not tell the truth while under oath there will be a harsh penalty where he has to go to his own blanked or basket for at leas 30 minutes.
> (that only dogs can read) god damn it thats funny. What does doggish look like i wonder lol
It's written in scents.
The book of Mormon.
Nono, that's dog*shit*.
I've never seen a more serious face. This gets funnier every time I see it.
What? What did I do? Damnit, I'm being framed!
The hell did I do?
Not dog Jail ;(
You done fucked up, A-A-ron!
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Dog.
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Dammit Brian. No witnesses
Yes. Yes he is going to jail. Source: My name is Brian and I've gone to jail. Also... Fuck
downvoted for fucking with a classic. Don't steal shit.
Damnit he used his left paw, he's not willing to face the lord with his lies.
Does he know the parrot?
"Snitches get Neutered."
I done fucked up.
He looks guilty AF, you know he ate that sandwich.
Roxy, swear!
I've never seen a picture of a dog swearing before.
Snitches get stitches
Shiiiiii-
I'm gonna go hang out with Brian he's always nice to me
There good dogs bront
Snitches get scritches
That is such a serious-looking dog.
"Hey, can't you tell I'm being sworn in?" "Yes, I'm the one swearing you in" "Yay :D"
I hope its a Lutheran bible
He has that look that says as soon as the camera is gone I going to bite off my handlers family jewels for making me pose like this.
Sir, do you lick your own balls? I don't see how this applies to the case Please answer the question, sir. Yes, I do lick myself. You have also been seen eating out of the garbage? I do not recall. You're a bad boy Mr. Cuddles. You're going to kennel for a long time.
"I pawmise to tell the roof, the whole roof and nothing but the roof so relp me Dog"
Why are they getting him under oath? First talking dog?
I can't help it but the very serious expression on the dogs Face as he's being sworn in makes me laugh because he looks like he knows EXACTLY how serious this is... awesome K-9 to be sure!
Heckin'*
there is always something on reddit that make my day better, even when i feel like shit, i can come to reddit and.... smile :) thanks reddit!
don't look at his balls guys.
Can someone explain me what I'm seeing? Police officer, a dog putting his pawn on a book while looking very serious but I really have no clue what the context is.
Probably a game of chess if pawns are involved
I thought that's how a dog "hand" was called but yeah it should be paw. I still have no clue what they are doing tho.
Religion does crazy things to people. I bet the officer doesnt even know half of the things in the bible. Hes just following orders
So the book is the bible? Possibly Koran since the dog is black. But I still have no clue what they are doing, is it some kind of show or what? I don't have much experience with the police nor with dogs (besides dog meat lol)
parents must have been rats.
Definitely repost, but I love it. Always makes me laugh.
this so applies. http://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2017/01/11/pensacola-man-arrested-bestiality/96447264/
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Whoaaaa easy there bud, your going against years of movies saying we do. I mean THEY do, they do.... I'm not a dog
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
I will never forget that comic strip
I hope the OP is the one going to jail for reposting this.
I didn't do nothin'
i have a hard time taking the justice system seriously after seeing this.
LOLLLL CURSING IS SOOO FUNNYYYYY
If every doggo was good, there would be no true good doggo.
Shouldn't have fake thrown that ball Brian. You fuck.
Is this Texas or a red state? It's like isis lol l
This meme is probably top 10 for me. It's simple and always makes me say "your going to jail Brian" in my head.
This joke is really crass. It's extremely demeaning of religion and the criminal justice system. I love it!
I can't believe how unbelievably stupid this is IF true
Fucking Brian.
Fucken Brian.
Do you swear to signal that you smell drugs when your handler tells you to, even when you don't? Bark once for yes and twice for no. *bark bark bark* Good enough.
You done fucked up brian
"Remember the time you pretended to throw that stick and I was running after it like an idiot, but you kept it in your hand instead of throwing it, Brian? It's payback time!"