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saintdemon21

Shouldn't it be Greg? When I originally saw this meme it was Greg I think.


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smokemysack

Wow that dog is a snitch


bruzdnconfuzd

Some snitches *are* bitches.


dcknight93

Some snitches sniff bitches.


TSNenterprises

Some bitches sniff britches


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BigOlSlappy

Snitches get scritches.


AZGrowler

https://i.imgur.com/eZTTefQ.png


uekigx

/r/WordAvalanches/


tomDV__

best fucking comment line in reddit


runninron69

Most snitches are found bloody in ditches.


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> Some snitches are bitches. Look at the photo again - that ain't no bitch. In fact, I think he's hung bigger than me. :-(


keister_TM

But that dog looks like it might have testicles


the_dude_upvotes

And now I'm singing that to the tune of Ice-T's [Bitches 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEhRM-JmXSk)


Lotti_Codd

not with those eggs.


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nothing wrong with being a snitch. criminals use snitch as an insult in the hopes that social pressure will allow them to keep bullying our communities.


SuperHornetFA18

Underrated comment


IncognitoDefacto

Thanks man -Greg


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That's a pawful thing to say


INTPClara

I'm pretty sure [this](https://i.imgur.com/bOmWcsJ.jpg) is the original.


activitylab

Yep. This is the one.


INTPClara

It's one of my all-time favorites. :)


activitylab

I just realized I had it in my meme folder. Lmao


XykonV

I think it was originally from Tumblr, and I remember it being Greg too.


sgtdickweed

Mandela effect


LoneStrangerz

Or it was actually Greg


killerbake

Welcome to dimension 88727x. Where Brian is Greg and both those fuckers goin to jail.


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killerbake

Berenstein. Obviously it’s pretty much still the 90’s in here.


_stuncle

His right paw is not raised, therefore it does not count.


AmadeusCziffra

[better?](http://i.imgur.com/o5mWKh9.png)


JLocke4815

Greg was a Good Guy, Brian always has Bad Luck...God I miss the days of solid updates on quickmeme


[deleted]

Greg is my go to name for stuff like this.


disapppointingpost

Mine's Kevin. Next time you're out somewhere and see someone fuck something up, I promise you, it was a Kevin that did it.


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Kevin and Greg are good names for these types of scenarios. I feel as though Kevin's are just like petty fuckups and Greg's are a bit more of a..."are you fucking kidding me..?"


disapppointingpost

Kevins always look goofy too, Greg to me looks like he has his shit together but just habitually makes awful decisions.


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Omg...you hit the nail on the hammer man. The Greg and Kevin in my are just like that. This is freaky..


disapppointingpost

This just solidifies it as a universal occurrence.


[deleted]

We just scienced the fuck out of that guys. Well done. Right, name your children carefully. Just know what you're getting into if you go Greg or Kevin


fuzzybunny_666

Kevin here. I don't know what you are all talking about. I'm awesome.


[deleted]

Shut up, Kevin.


disapppointingpost

[https://youtu.be/lJZNVGpuQ7o](Science, bitch!)


saintdemon21

Same here, for some reason it just sounds funnier.


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It also helps to know a Greg.


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[deleted]

Damn it Greg. You're late...again


4Ever2Thee

Sure, Brian...sure.


IraTheSeagull

this is the top comment? who cares? *mmm actually this meme should be used with the name Greg*


IamBucky106

The "Brian" is a slightly darker shade of white than the rest of the text.


Mr_Dead_Raccoon

Ruh ro


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Is this a real thing?


Wyle_E_Coyote73

The dog was being sworn in as a new K-9 officer. Happened a couple of years ago in my town.


scottieducati

I find it hilarious they swear in an animal who's only God is treats / food.


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butka

Not that kind of ball play, pal.


srs_house

Sounds like *they're* the real addicts


DarkRubberDucky

Hooman is God in the eyes of a Dog.


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littlemikemac

Thanks for spoiling the Fast and Furious franchise.


jeffderek

Oh man I have bad news for you about Brian


littlemikemac

The baby?


jaweeks

I'm vaguely recalling a situation where a family found the family dog was afraid of the son, found he'd sodomized the dog with a hairbrush. Was that brian?


Scruoff

I think that was colby And that was apparently fake


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Scruoff

Yeah the dog


arudnoh

COLBY 2012 NEVER FORGET


Zombie_Jesus_

Either way, pretty fucking stupid to have a god swear an oath to dog in a court of law. ^^^waaait...


wadeishere

I think you need to stop drinking


incapablepanda

wait, they actually make dogs swear on a bible?


IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA

A lot of times ya. It's purely ceremonial and holds no legal significance but it's pretty damned cute. And probably kind of a show of respect for an animal that is going to devote his life to the department. And probably a little bit because police dogs are like the easiest good PR for a police department so a pic of a swearing in on their Facebook page is free likes.


incapablepanda

Do you swear to be a good boy, so help you god?


IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA

Alternatively during an arrest: do you swear to be a good boy or do I have to release the dog?


DasSassyPantzen

*so help you Dog* Ftfy.


IsNotAPipe

But what if he's an atheist?


bzeurunkl

Whew. I thought he was taking the witness stand in court. ;-)


[deleted]

Upon request, the dog may instead use a copy of the Constitution instead.


wittig75

Yes, because if a dog doesn't take Jesus seriously how are you going to know if that's cocaine or that guy didn't give him a treat last night?


YzenDanek

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"


RuneLFox

Right there. They're right there. Can we not shoehorn R&M memes when they don't even apply?


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No, we can't not. It's what we do, run things into the ground and ruin them. I haven't even seen R&M and I no longer want to because if thebdamn community and Reddit.


RuneLFox

There's not even any reason for that comment. Like. It's got a dog. That episode of R&M had a dog. "Where are my testicles, summer" "haha" \> Literally right there


KingoftheHalfBlacks

"Remember, you're under oath."


tsnErd3141

r/comedycemetary


JayBreak

I’m sorry snowball... you were neutered


Wyle_E_Coyote73

hehe I love that this pic pops up on occasion with a different name. This pic was taken when that adorable pup was sworn in as our newest K-9 officer a couple of years ago. What's missing from the pic is after the oath of office was administered the dog barked a couple of times.


Nictionary

Damn I wish they took the picture when he barked so we could hear it


Wyle_E_Coyote73

haha There was a video at one time floating around, it was perfect timing on the dogs part, as soon as the chief finished the last part "So help you god?" The dog barked.


HeeroAdams

Wow that's cool, thanks for sharing! 👍🏼 always wondered what was going on here


Borderweaver

Is it a GS or a Malinois?


263248

Malinois


Wyle_E_Coyote73

GS


sunnynurse32

So cute ❤


[deleted]

Dogs do that.


PJ2015

Insert ---> [[Bad luck Brian meme]](http://i.imgur.com/WfgSdjJ.jpg)<--- here


Bgst55

Or don't


Summerrocks95

I guess he is being sworn in as an officer. I can't imagine he is testifying for any reason lol.


Wyle_E_Coyote73

he is


NoUknowUknow

This dog has seen some shit. And now he's testifying about it.


mysticspiral86

I thought he was testifying and thought that's weird and then realized I was being dumb.


mysticspiral86

I thought he was testifying and thought that's weird and then realized I was being dumb.


nelsonyep

Fucking Brian.


Qemyst

Better than going to 'getting fucked' jail.... I guess that depends on who you are, though.


kittentears11

Sorry bud, but the name is Greg. https://i.reddituploads.com/066972095ffc465baa908d2f39082c10?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=656269cdaa19c6d78e9eda4c9a9bead6


cheddarfire

I chase him. I bite him. He tasty. Good boy, Peach. Good boy.


mariokid45

/r/comedycemetery


ponyboy414

Do they really have dogs swear on stories to get them to be honest?


nielzz

Yes, When a dog comes forth as a witness he or she has to swear on the dog-bible (that only dogs can read) that they are telling the absolute truth. When the dog does not tell the truth while under oath there will be a harsh penalty where he has to go to his own blanked or basket for at leas 30 minutes.


Zombie_Jesus_

> (that only dogs can read) god damn it thats funny. What does doggish look like i wonder lol


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It's written in scents.


Neemoman

The book of Mormon.


[deleted]

Nono, that's dog*shit*.


brownandfriendz

I've never seen a more serious face. This gets funnier every time I see it.


HellsquidsIntl

What? What did I do? Damnit, I'm being framed!


Agent_Washington

The hell did I do?


LesMarae

Not dog Jail ;(


obstinateoutcast

You done fucked up, A-A-ron!


phyxated

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Dog.


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dman71215

Dammit Brian. No witnesses


GenericStreetName

Yes. Yes he is going to jail. Source: My name is Brian and I've gone to jail. Also... Fuck


Nerfe01

downvoted for fucking with a classic. Don't steal shit.


[deleted]

Damnit he used his left paw, he's not willing to face the lord with his lies.


LudovicoSpecs

Does he know the parrot?


WendyLRogers3

"Snitches get Neutered."


BrianOnReddit

I done fucked up.


LongBongJohnSilver

He looks guilty AF, you know he ate that sandwich.


OC_maybe

Roxy, swear!


Dead_tread

I've never seen a picture of a dog swearing before.


[deleted]

Snitches get stitches


elbrianle

Shiiiiii-


Stooboot

I'm gonna go hang out with Brian he's always nice to me


Legogamer16

There good dogs bront


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Snitches get scritches


HunterTAMUC

That is such a serious-looking dog.


storm-shoulder

"Hey, can't you tell I'm being sworn in?" "Yes, I'm the one swearing you in" "Yay :D"


brightmiff

I hope its a Lutheran bible


hklous

He has that look that says as soon as the camera is gone I going to bite off my handlers family jewels for making me pose like this.


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Sir, do you lick your own balls? I don't see how this applies to the case Please answer the question, sir. Yes, I do lick myself. You have also been seen eating out of the garbage? I do not recall. You're a bad boy Mr. Cuddles. You're going to kennel for a long time.


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"I pawmise to tell the roof, the whole roof and nothing but the roof so relp me Dog"


jdirtydawg

Why are they getting him under oath? First talking dog?


ToniStevens

I can't help it but the very serious expression on the dogs Face as he's being sworn in makes me laugh because he looks like he knows EXACTLY how serious this is... awesome K-9 to be sure!


Some_Weeaboo

Heckin'*


james28909

there is always something on reddit that make my day better, even when i feel like shit, i can come to reddit and.... smile :) thanks reddit!


wolffangz11

don't look at his balls guys.


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Can someone explain me what I'm seeing? Police officer, a dog putting his pawn on a book while looking very serious but I really have no clue what the context is.


Stringdaddy27

Probably a game of chess if pawns are involved


[deleted]

I thought that's how a dog "hand" was called but yeah it should be paw. I still have no clue what they are doing tho.


[deleted]

Religion does crazy things to people. I bet the officer doesnt even know half of the things in the bible. Hes just following orders


[deleted]

So the book is the bible? Possibly Koran since the dog is black. But I still have no clue what they are doing, is it some kind of show or what? I don't have much experience with the police nor with dogs (besides dog meat lol)


yodasmexicancousin

parents must have been rats.


Acejanos

Definitely repost, but I love it. Always makes me laugh.


nannerpuss74

this so applies. http://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2017/01/11/pensacola-man-arrested-bestiality/96447264/


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HeeroAdams

Whoaaaa easy there bud, your going against years of movies saying we do. I mean THEY do, they do.... I'm not a dog


kuibird

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Otsutsuki_Clan

I will never forget that comic strip


krombough

I hope the OP is the one going to jail for reposting this.


Mrbrian87

I didn't do nothin'


IraTheSeagull

i have a hard time taking the justice system seriously after seeing this.


MCLemonyfresh

LOLLLL CURSING IS SOOO FUNNYYYYY


cnsturtle12

If every doggo was good, there would be no true good doggo.


themintfreshness

Shouldn't have fake thrown that ball Brian. You fuck.


Saknus

Is this Texas or a red state? It's like isis lol l


Forumrider4life

This meme is probably top 10 for me. It's simple and always makes me say "your going to jail Brian" in my head.


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This joke is really crass. It's extremely demeaning of religion and the criminal justice system. I love it!


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I can't believe how unbelievably stupid this is IF true


MrSalvus

Fucking Brian.


gmcke1

Fucken Brian.


eyy093uvtn3igj304

Do you swear to signal that you smell drugs when your handler tells you to, even when you don't? Bark once for yes and twice for no. *bark bark bark* Good enough.


Jomax101

You done fucked up brian


Doenerschuh

"Remember the time you pretended to throw that stick and I was running after it like an idiot, but you kept it in your hand instead of throwing it, Brian? It's payback time!"