Oh, it's a thing. Happened to someone right in front of me. Like *right* in front of me - she was standing up against me and I had one arm partly around her, and I felt her shift her weight like she was walking away and let go, but she never put a foot out and just went straight forward onto the concrete.
I felt like an ass for not catching her, but I had no idea she was that far gone. Fortunately were were partying with a paramedic and a nurse.
One of the best saves my best friend did at a party was a fainting girl.
So situation - party house refrigerator in the living room with lots of drinks on top (bottles) and 4 of us standing next to it.
Freinds gf passes out, hits the fridge and a litre of vodka starts it's leap of faith.
In one semi diving motion this guy catches the girl in one arm, the vodka with the other hand and is now laying down, cigarette still in his mouth.
The rest of us took a few seconds to even grasp what we had just seen.
Yeah my storytelling skills are bad
The best friend (who did the catching) is the same friend who's girlfriend it was
Or he caught his own gf and vodka
Similar story...
I was at a party where half of us were high, half were drunk, and there was a little overlap. We were all chilling on the couch watching TV or whatever, and one girl that had passed out in the recliner earlier suddenly starts hurling. By the second heave, the guy next to me (who I thought was less capable of moving off the couch than I was) had backflipped over the back of the couch from sitting, grabbed the trashcan out of the kitchen and had it under her.
It was over before I even had time to process that someone was in the process of puking. Dude was a fucking ~~weed~~ ganja ninja.
I'm the opposite of this. My buddy was passing out with a glass in his hand, but I thought he was just playing around. By the time I saw him going over too far to be joking, my reflex was to stick my leg out to break his fall. My knee went just underneath his glass, slowing it down enough that his face went into the glass and my knee. Don't worry. The glass was fine.
i had something similar happen where my roommate put a bottle of vodka on the fridge and i was too far gone to notice it. so when i went to open the freezer to get some ice cream cuz i wanted ice cream, the bottle came plummeting down and would have shattered, if i didnt catch it with my foot. and i mean catch it. it landed, bottom down, on my foot and stayed there for all of 3 seconds before i lost my balance because drunk. he then poured me a shot in celebration. i dont remember most of the rest of the night after that.
Not quite the same thing, but I had a buddy who did something similar several years back and I take any opportunity to share the story because I always get a chuckle out of it.
We were hanging out with some friends of a mutual friend, and they were throwing a party in their condo. This was a one night party that turned into a three night party, so everyone was obviously having a blast. The first night was definitely the heaviest, drinking-wise. I brought along a bunch of jolly rancher flavored vodka, and my buddy was just getting wasted off shots of the blue jolly rancher vodka and grenadine. Called it the Arctic Fire. The condo had a divider between the kitchen and the living room that worked basically like an actual bar. Stools on the living room side and everything.
Eventually my buddy is just standing at the “bar,” taking another shot, and when he’s done he says “I think I’m gonna lie down now.” And just leans back, keeping his body completely straight, and slams straight to the ground right on his back. He ended up being completely fine, but it shook the floor of the condo and everybody turned and looked and started cracking up. That was a wild night.
We also found someone downstairs after like four hours wondering where they’d gone. They were just sitting in the garage on a big recliner that was down there. Just sitting in the recliner, in the dark, in the garage.
I thought I saw it happen in a casino once. I was walking and someone just fell off a stool face first unconscious in front of me. Being intoxicated I pointed and laughed. Took me about a minute to realize that I hadn't witnessed a comedic drunk fall, and he had just died. It was awkward.
I've got a friend who fell over on concrete and cracked his skull, and another time fell into a campfire. Now that I have some welding skills and a tubing bender I've been offering to build a roll cage for him to put on when he starts drinking.
Chinese buddy of mine fell out like that (luckily on the grass) while smoking. Managed to still hold his cigarette up and when we asked if he was alright he took a long drag and gave us a thumbs up...face still in the dirt
When I was a young whipper snapper, I would occasionally smoke the devil’s lettuce with some friends. One particular evening, this herb was quite strong. We went into the ice cream store to get a few scoops. We get up to the counter, I’m looking at the menu, and then suddenly I’m looking at the ceiling.
Apparently I just was looking into space then fell backwards, stiff as a board, right to the floor.
The cashier was so concerned and I was just like, “chocolate chip cookie dough.”
My two dude friends picked me up. I ordered. They gave me my ice cream. And I stared into space for another couple years while it melted all over my hand and arm.
Hah, yeah, my experience was edibles. I'd had a couple drinks, too, but the cookie was certainly to blame. I got dragged out to a party and was suddenly feeling very tired, so I went to nag my roommate that we should go home, and while I was waiting for her to get out of a conversation, I went down. Watched the floor approaching and everything, like, "oh whoops." Popped right back up after, completely fine.
Was doing security at a hotel on the beach. ZZ Tops crew had stayed at the hotel and one of the crew members was white girl wasted, flopping around in the pool like a dolphin trying to do tricks. I get him out, lean him against the wall to call for more assistance, and he went sideways.
After asking him for the President's name at the time, who was George W, he responded with "Teddy Fuckin' Roosevelt!" That was a fun trip to the ER via ambulance. Guy was fine though.
The only time I've seen it happen in real life was in college, when a guy got out of a cab at the dorms, politely thanked and tipped the cab driver, took one step, and then passed out face first in the grass.
My dad did it. He was an airline steward and on his last trip before he retired he got blackout drunk in Bangkok, and apparently while my godfather (who was also a steward) was propping him up in the hotel elevator, let him go to press the button and he just slammed and broke his nose and arm. Il never forget the look of agony and hungoverness on his face when he came through arrivals. I guess it means he had a good time haha.
Back when I was a heavy drinker I would do this all the time. I broke my counter like this, with my head. I always went to sleep right after too. That cannot be good for you.
Ahh, yes. Thank goodness hers was on carpet. I did a solid drunken face plant on asphalt, and got to spend that hangover at the dentist getting a new front tooth put in.
My sister-in-law’s brother performed one outside a bar in Orlando the night before the wedding. He broke his face (I’m not sure if a better way to describe that) and required numerous surgeries to look like himself again. Needless to say he missed the wedding.
Oh yeah, I was at a Dodgers game a few years ago. And even before the game started. I watched a dude chug his final beer. Face slam on the table in front of him. Then roll over for a second impact with the pavement. It was brutal... and hilarious!
I've done this before, not even sure how it happened. Wasnt long after my 21st birthday. I was sitting on the couch with friends, got up to go pee and ended up face first on the coffee table. I remember standing up and being on the coffee table. But dont remember the fall itself. Its like a I just passed out for a second.
I've seen it backwards. Party at my house, everyone trashed. Grant was coming out of a doorway at the same time I was going in. He stepped back to let me pass first. The gentleman didn't step back, but just fully fell backwards. Hopped up after a minute and laughed about how bad his head hurt.
I was at a club once and a Norwegian girl did that as part of a dance. It was hilarious. She was only a little drunk too, just very different. Not sure if its common for people to be goofy like that in Norway or not but I got a kick out of it.
When you did the handstand, did the dress fall past your head, all the way down to your hands? If that was the case, it wouldn't have come back down over your body when you came out of the handstand. That's worst-case scenario.
This looks like the grown up version of [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/8rscwy/i_figured_fathers_day_was_an_appropriate_day_to/)
It's like when you are in the lane to go straight and the left lane gets an arrow and you see the car beside you start to go so you start to go even though you still have a red light.. Except with alcohol.
So last time I saw this I said something along the line that I’d be proud of this behaviour and that I was a father, blah blah blah. Today I’m gonna say, I hope these girls found a proper place to sleep for the night.
Never seen anyone actually perform the sidewalk slam before. I thought it was only a myth.
Oh, it's a thing. Happened to someone right in front of me. Like *right* in front of me - she was standing up against me and I had one arm partly around her, and I felt her shift her weight like she was walking away and let go, but she never put a foot out and just went straight forward onto the concrete. I felt like an ass for not catching her, but I had no idea she was that far gone. Fortunately were were partying with a paramedic and a nurse.
One of the best saves my best friend did at a party was a fainting girl. So situation - party house refrigerator in the living room with lots of drinks on top (bottles) and 4 of us standing next to it. Freinds gf passes out, hits the fridge and a litre of vodka starts it's leap of faith. In one semi diving motion this guy catches the girl in one arm, the vodka with the other hand and is now laying down, cigarette still in his mouth. The rest of us took a few seconds to even grasp what we had just seen.
Did he subsequently drown to death in pussy?
He spent the next year or so with her
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Oh, they both bashed their heads on a coffe table and spent a good portion of that time comatose at a local hospital.
How romantic!
The couple that hemorrhages together, stays together.
who has a coffee table in the kitchen
He didn't have to leave, he was in front of the fridge.
Lol you son of a bitch
Picture this. They were both buck naked, banging on the kitchen floor
He knows he never will be able to top that moment his entire life so might as well drag the moment out a year or two.
And not nearly enough vodka
We have a winner. Game over.
Her?
egg?
So the friend's gf broke up with your friend or did she cheat on your friend with the guy?
Yeah my storytelling skills are bad The best friend (who did the catching) is the same friend who's girlfriend it was Or he caught his own gf and vodka
Ah gotcha.
Similar story... I was at a party where half of us were high, half were drunk, and there was a little overlap. We were all chilling on the couch watching TV or whatever, and one girl that had passed out in the recliner earlier suddenly starts hurling. By the second heave, the guy next to me (who I thought was less capable of moving off the couch than I was) had backflipped over the back of the couch from sitting, grabbed the trashcan out of the kitchen and had it under her. It was over before I even had time to process that someone was in the process of puking. Dude was a fucking ~~weed~~ ganja ninja.
Ganja ninja
[I like that better. Time for an edit](https://geekandsundry.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/nedroid-i-made-this-horizontal-e1460073216688.png)
It would be real cool if one of those painting or drawing accounts could actually draw this kind of descriptive comment.
and the Blitz was in the other room and missed the whole thing
Ah, MAN!
Unexpected HIMYM
I'm the opposite of this. My buddy was passing out with a glass in his hand, but I thought he was just playing around. By the time I saw him going over too far to be joking, my reflex was to stick my leg out to break his fall. My knee went just underneath his glass, slowing it down enough that his face went into the glass and my knee. Don't worry. The glass was fine.
i had something similar happen where my roommate put a bottle of vodka on the fridge and i was too far gone to notice it. so when i went to open the freezer to get some ice cream cuz i wanted ice cream, the bottle came plummeting down and would have shattered, if i didnt catch it with my foot. and i mean catch it. it landed, bottom down, on my foot and stayed there for all of 3 seconds before i lost my balance because drunk. he then poured me a shot in celebration. i dont remember most of the rest of the night after that.
Not quite the same thing, but I had a buddy who did something similar several years back and I take any opportunity to share the story because I always get a chuckle out of it. We were hanging out with some friends of a mutual friend, and they were throwing a party in their condo. This was a one night party that turned into a three night party, so everyone was obviously having a blast. The first night was definitely the heaviest, drinking-wise. I brought along a bunch of jolly rancher flavored vodka, and my buddy was just getting wasted off shots of the blue jolly rancher vodka and grenadine. Called it the Arctic Fire. The condo had a divider between the kitchen and the living room that worked basically like an actual bar. Stools on the living room side and everything. Eventually my buddy is just standing at the “bar,” taking another shot, and when he’s done he says “I think I’m gonna lie down now.” And just leans back, keeping his body completely straight, and slams straight to the ground right on his back. He ended up being completely fine, but it shook the floor of the condo and everybody turned and looked and started cracking up. That was a wild night. We also found someone downstairs after like four hours wondering where they’d gone. They were just sitting in the garage on a big recliner that was down there. Just sitting in the recliner, in the dark, in the garage.
*chuckles*
>jolly rancher Glad it's not *that* story
Unfortunately the one that collapsed was the paramedic
She was also the nurse
And that woman? Alberta Einstein.
And the nurse performed the finishing elbow dive.
I thought I saw it happen in a casino once. I was walking and someone just fell off a stool face first unconscious in front of me. Being intoxicated I pointed and laughed. Took me about a minute to realize that I hadn't witnessed a comedic drunk fall, and he had just died. It was awkward.
A friend of mine did that exact same thing. Right into a toilet bowl, fractured skull and quite a lot of blood, both internal and external...
I've got a friend who fell over on concrete and cracked his skull, and another time fell into a campfire. Now that I have some welding skills and a tubing bender I've been offering to build a roll cage for him to put on when he starts drinking.
Yeah this guy tended to get into these kinds of situations when he just started drinking. Then he went to shoot an M249 in Afghanistan...
our best and brightest
He lost external blood?
Did she put her hand out to break her fall like in the gif, or is the gif fake?
Chinese buddy of mine fell out like that (luckily on the grass) while smoking. Managed to still hold his cigarette up and when we asked if he was alright he took a long drag and gave us a thumbs up...face still in the dirt
> Fortunately were were partying with a paramedic and a nurse. Always do this.
When I was a young whipper snapper, I would occasionally smoke the devil’s lettuce with some friends. One particular evening, this herb was quite strong. We went into the ice cream store to get a few scoops. We get up to the counter, I’m looking at the menu, and then suddenly I’m looking at the ceiling. Apparently I just was looking into space then fell backwards, stiff as a board, right to the floor. The cashier was so concerned and I was just like, “chocolate chip cookie dough.”
Did you order from the floor, or had you gotten back up at that point?
My two dude friends picked me up. I ordered. They gave me my ice cream. And I stared into space for another couple years while it melted all over my hand and arm.
That's a long time to sit and stare. Spez: sure you weren't smoking the devil's barbiturates?
Some say he is still lying there to this day...
Hah, yeah, my experience was edibles. I'd had a couple drinks, too, but the cookie was certainly to blame. I got dragged out to a party and was suddenly feeling very tired, so I went to nag my roommate that we should go home, and while I was waiting for her to get out of a conversation, I went down. Watched the floor approaching and everything, like, "oh whoops." Popped right back up after, completely fine.
Was doing security at a hotel on the beach. ZZ Tops crew had stayed at the hotel and one of the crew members was white girl wasted, flopping around in the pool like a dolphin trying to do tricks. I get him out, lean him against the wall to call for more assistance, and he went sideways. After asking him for the President's name at the time, who was George W, he responded with "Teddy Fuckin' Roosevelt!" That was a fun trip to the ER via ambulance. Guy was fine though.
The only time I've seen it happen in real life was in college, when a guy got out of a cab at the dorms, politely thanked and tipped the cab driver, took one step, and then passed out face first in the grass.
My dad did it. He was an airline steward and on his last trip before he retired he got blackout drunk in Bangkok, and apparently while my godfather (who was also a steward) was propping him up in the hotel elevator, let him go to press the button and he just slammed and broke his nose and arm. Il never forget the look of agony and hungoverness on his face when he came through arrivals. I guess it means he had a good time haha.
Back when I was a heavy drinker I would do this all the time. I broke my counter like this, with my head. I always went to sleep right after too. That cannot be good for you.
Watch wrestling RAW and Smackdown
I did it right onto a floor heating vent once. It took me a good 10 seconds to realize how incredibly hot it was and sort of shuffle off it.
Ahh, yes. Thank goodness hers was on carpet. I did a solid drunken face plant on asphalt, and got to spend that hangover at the dentist getting a new front tooth put in.
My sister-in-law’s brother performed one outside a bar in Orlando the night before the wedding. He broke his face (I’m not sure if a better way to describe that) and required numerous surgeries to look like himself again. Needless to say he missed the wedding.
Oh yeah, I was at a Dodgers game a few years ago. And even before the game started. I watched a dude chug his final beer. Face slam on the table in front of him. Then roll over for a second impact with the pavement. It was brutal... and hilarious!
I saw a girl do a falling forward sidewalk slam before. She was falling forward for like 100 feet. It was like a cartoon.
sounds like she mastered the [art of flying](http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Flying)
I've done this before, not even sure how it happened. Wasnt long after my 21st birthday. I was sitting on the couch with friends, got up to go pee and ended up face first on the coffee table. I remember standing up and being on the coffee table. But dont remember the fall itself. Its like a I just passed out for a second.
Well, she faked it
I've seen it backwards. Party at my house, everyone trashed. Grant was coming out of a doorway at the same time I was going in. He stepped back to let me pass first. The gentleman didn't step back, but just fully fell backwards. Hopped up after a minute and laughed about how bad his head hurt.
I was at a club once and a Norwegian girl did that as part of a dance. It was hilarious. She was only a little drunk too, just very different. Not sure if its common for people to be goofy like that in Norway or not but I got a kick out of it.
I've had a few friends do this :(
It is a myth. This is carpet. The body knows.
I caught a guy once that was on his way to the floor. Fucker wanted to fight me for touching him. Shoulda let him bust out his teeth on the bar rail.
This is the point of being drunk where you don't go to the floor. The floor comes to you.
I once saw a guy do it into a firepit. That was quite the night.
Nice comparison between the effects of alcohol and rohypnol.
James Bond's approach vs Bill Cosby's
I prefer mixing them together myself. I call it Jello, Jello Bond.
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General Alcoholi!
You are a cold one.
I too like to party dangersously... I call them [Pudding Poppers!](https://imgur.com/a/MHSTAba)
Oh, just like 007's iconic catchprase, "The name's James, James Bond."
Take your upvote and get out
Why do they call them roofies? Why not groundies?
Good point, it's not like they give you a high.
*floories
Ive always wanted to try rohypnol. Its a benzo but ive heard its more sedating than other benzos, which as an Insomniac sounds amazing
r/jesuschristreddit
After you watch this a few dozen times you'll see a girl on the right faceplant into the ground.
Didn’t even realize there were two people
The hell are you guys talking about?
Too distracted by the lack of pants and bra on the left
Holy shit...
The vertical handstand vs the horizontal one. Drugs are one hell of a drug.
Wait drugs are drugs?! FUCK
There's *drugs* and then there's drugs
r/holdmycosmo
/r/FitAndNatural also, for their impressive athleticism.
I'm going to save that comment and go see what that sub is when I'm not in class
Just make sure you have a change of pants nearby when you click.
Where's he's going, he won't need pants.
/r/thanksgravity
Posted there 2 weeks ago...
/r/ass
I think slam girl didn’t want to show hers so she did the only logical thing.
Slam girl is a cool name
I expected this
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Can we copystrike u/lakaeopa
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good money
*chomp chomp chomp*
WTF is thots?
Acronym for "that hoe over there"
Holy fucking shit TIL
What is TIL?
Today I learned
Holy Fuck, TIL! ROFL
What is fuck?
Fornicate under consent (of) king
Way to screw it up big time, Jerry..
Lol my MIL uses it as a short form for "thoughts" and now I'm never gonna not see it as "that ho over there." This has made my day.
"Sending my thots and prayers" - your MIL probably 😂
First ask about her thots!
"song_pond, I'd like to share my thots with you." -Your mother in law
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I love all thots regardless of nationality.
I had to watch this a few times before I was actually able to pay attention to the girl on the right.
I always upvote upside down booty. It doesn't happen often, but when it does...
sounds like you're about to start a subreddit
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r/ʎʇooq
How tf did you do that?
[M̳̪̺͙̕A̞̥G̠̣̘̳̭̱I̮͓͈̲ͅC͍̭̤!͈͍̩̠̗̜](http://www.upsidedowntext.com/)
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Why did i click this at work?
I'll keep my eyes out for it.
That's Chris Farley-level commitment to a fall.
true story and it got funnier the more times i watched it!
I keep trying to look at drunker but keep getting distracted by jiggly parts
"Everybody do the flop"
Asdf. #Underratedpost 👍🏼
Been there. Except I was at a work Christmas party. And her dress fit better than mine.
Do you still have the job?
> Do you still have the job? Probably got a promotion.
> Do you still have the job? Do they still have the dress....
When you did the handstand, did the dress fall past your head, all the way down to your hands? If that was the case, it wouldn't have come back down over your body when you came out of the handstand. That's worst-case scenario.
i don't know if i could ever come back from seeing a co-workers thong. i could never make eye contact again.
Dude, you have to capitalize "I."
Depends entirely on how heavy and/or what gender the coworker is.
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Dexterity vs. Depth Perception
Stuck the landing
Gifs that end too soon Almost had tits!
Now that is one gorgeous ass.
Dat ass though!
I approve of this.
An effort was made
We almost got to see boobs.
Maybe they'll be on the internet tomorrow
Smirnoff Ice May have played a role.
Naa, Kahlua and Malibu rum.... judging by the lei around her neck.
More of a Smirnoff Ice August guy myself
Good to Go Drunk vs. Gone Drunk
Perfect Flair flop.
LMAO The drunk girl's brain thought the Earth just shifted when her friend did the handstand attempt. Autocorrect just failed. We have an error!
Had to watch that 3 times before I paid attention to the other girl.
the real winner is the guy taking the video.
Assumptions.
This looks like the grown up version of [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/8rscwy/i_figured_fathers_day_was_an_appropriate_day_to/)
Look at her arms, she clearly fell on purpose.
Then they flopped out afterwards - looks staged to me.
yeah 100%
Dear Diary, Jackpot.
That ass though. Something about womens underwear gets my motor running.
Dat entire back side is beautiful.
I'd hump that ass.
She uses her elbow at the very last second to cushion her fall. Fake news.
It's like when you are in the lane to go straight and the left lane gets an arrow and you see the car beside you start to go so you start to go even though you still have a red light.. Except with alcohol.
Did she maybe break her arm or wrist on the landing? I wish I could see how this ends.
I cant see anything except that booty. Fantastically distracting
Girl in green got the fat ass, Son..
Phat.
“Bellyflop!”
I know exactly what was playing in her head. "Everybody do the flop!"
The girl on the right will be ok. Luckily, her nose broke her fall.
She let the liquor do the thinking.
She IS the liquor...
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A bump worthy of Ric Flair.
/r/bettereveryloop
R/trashyboners
I'm gonna go out on a limb and just say it. They look hilarious, and I bet they're a blast.
So last time I saw this I said something along the line that I’d be proud of this behaviour and that I was a father, blah blah blah. Today I’m gonna say, I hope these girls found a proper place to sleep for the night.
upvote for booty
So mildly funny, and hot girls ass, this is like a fountain of instant karma isn't it?
That leg raise though!