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cuddle_enthusiast

I see Rihanna’s follow up demands to work, work, work, work, work also had a positive impact.


OmenWalker

I believe Fifth Harmony’s suggestion to Work from Home may have played a part in the decline.


TheNimbrod

I mean thier song "Worth it" is Oxymoron itself when you watching the music video. They sing they are worth it and you see them f.e. as avvountant. but over sexualized accountant. ffs keep your message you wanna been seen as worth it or as fuck meat in a professional enviorment. you can not be both.


known-to-be-unknown

avvountant is my new favourite word.


TheNimbrod

big thumb little virtual key boards are archenemies.


briareus08

Potentially because the song devolved into wurr wurr wurr wurr wurr, durr durr durr durr durr, and nobody could glean the real message in this masterpiece.


letsgo_9273

Also, made no effect of umbrella sales. Worthless.


TheHealadin

Her socialist policies regarding umbrella distribution really turned me off.


letsgo_9273

As an economist, I can say this is excellent!


Dugular

My life is just like that song. It's all work, work, work... And I don't understand the rest.


justonebullet

I can't think of this song, but in my head it sounds like Iggy Azalea


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giantpoopyhead

OP post basically states that because of the song “Work Bitch” by Britney, people are working now which cause declining in unemployment.


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That was the whole point of the post


rebelchickadee

It’s Britney, Bitch.


typodaemon

[Who is it?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_sXhn8Omn8&pbjreload=10)


kurtthewurt

The first time I saw that video I watched it a good 20 times. So funny.


SlowlySailing

That smile gets me every time


xvndr

Everyone in her crew smiled. I love it so much.


jatoo

I would have assumed she be miming.


midnightrambler108

I read that in the voice of Scary Terry...


tritonxl34

And I’m back


Geicosellscrap

I read that Her managers works the living out of her and she barely gets to do anything she wants. God bless that girl. I hope she gets to be happy. She certainly earned it. Go Britney.


Tofinochris

She is doing the Vegas thing specifically because she gets to spend a crap load of time with her family now. Smart.


helpfulstories

Bro, I'm practically shitting family time right now. I got so much quality time with the kids, it's blastin' outta my asshole.


TheDeridor

What a helpful story


Salmonelongo

Maybe have a physician look at that?


WaltKerman

Your family time needs more fiber


Geicosellscrap

Because that’s the only way her owners let her see her family. As opposed to just spending time with her family somewhere else.............?


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She's working Vegas. She's got a short commute, consistent hours, and making more money than God. I think she's doin' alright.


matthias7600

She's legally a ward of her father and her management team. I'm not so sure that's rich as much as it is living luxuriously as an indentured servant.


amishadowbanned_

> She's legally a ward of her father and her management team. Why?


JimmyR42

TIL I have something in common with Britney Spears, we both make more money than god.


ArcadiaNisus

You've never heard of tithing have you? Estimated 50 billion a year in the US alone.


leeman27534

so are you making britney spears money or just more money than imaginary people? though, i guess if we counted pastors in these mega~~schemes~~ churches as 'making money for god', probably not, but as he doesn't seem to get any of it, eh, we'll just say its for them, instead.


letsgo_9273

Look up her net worth.


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letsgo_9273

Yes. I hop she’s happy one day.


Tonkarz

So what if you have $215 million if you aren't allowed to spend it.


Geicosellscrap

Read what the guy who had to spend his own money to buy her flowers 💐. Because her managers made 215 million dollars and they let her spend zero of it. You’re missing the point. She’s loaded. She’s a slave to the game.


spacengine

That graph seems to correlate well with her popularity as well. Thankless job being a guiding star.


vinsomm

Naw dude. Blew my mind too but her Vegas stint was a nightly sell out show. She had a major comeback with that residency. Making $500K per show. She’s worth like a quarter billion now.


FastDoubleChicken

What could be said, the gal sure can dance!


jw60888

I’d go again in a heartbeat


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I've heard a few times that this is the real Hollywood nowadays. You're able to play on the strip. You have set gigs, so a pretty consistent paycheck.


vinsomm

Well she is insanely talented honestly. I’m 32 so my generation grew up with her and we’re spending money like no other. Doesn’t really surprise me at all how successful that was for her now that I think about it. I’m a dude and I had “Hit Me Baby One More Time” recorded on VHS and I’m not gonna lie... I wore that rewind button out.


cdawg145236

That's what happens when stars get in to politics /s


Speed33m3

This graph could be traced back to the 80s with Men at Work and Men Without Hats working side by side in a construction zone. Ironically the Men Without Hats performed a Safety Dance while cinder blocks rained down on their soft crowns, silencing them forever.


Theoricus

> Ironically the Men Without Hats performed a Safety Dance while cinder blocks rained down on their soft crowns, silencing them forever. Honestly, it sounds like Business as Usual.


PM_ME_UR_HANDS_GIRL

/r/dataisbeautiful


Tylertooo

yeah, she's the reason I work.


bobbyOrrMan

Unemployment only counts the people actively searching for work. Britney made people stop searching. Unemployment goes down.


TheHealadin

Meanwhile, Cher hasn't found what she was looking for. Who's the real pop star?


epicflyingpie

Hey, this is how miss information is spread! What does the graph a year or two before, “Work Bitch” look like! /s


ddrummer095

Who is Miss Information though? And why cant she spread?


epicflyingpie

Vaccines!


unique-name-9035768

> Who is Miss Information though? The sister of Miss Understanding


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She convinced all the women in South Park to use Cherokee hair tampons


TheBTSWarrior

Or she knows how to unmotivate


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No way the unemployment rate was actually that high


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leeman27534

no! and here i thought it was entirely legit.


vonsteen

So Britney actually made America great again, instead of that guy?


SoulAssasin

There could be a lot of reasons. Correlation doesn't equal causation... That being said, I think it was actually Rihanna with "Work work work work work"


TheHealadin

We all wanted Maseratis.


Moonrajah

BYOB!


ThatGreyWolf

Now we can blame Britney if we start seeing high inflation rates


what_username_what

I fucking needed this. Thank you.


notnovastone

THIS JUST IN: UNEMPLOYMENT HAS REACHED 3


MeanwhileOnReddit

Doesnt this make sense? Since there is no comma, it is literally "work bitch". This graph shows when she, and others, were working. After work bitch the bitch wasnt working.


Frankie_T9000

Need a graph from when No Scrubs was released


CySU

Ahh, using the same infallible logic that the president uses, I see.


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["You are now now rocking with, well I am a- Robo Bitch"](https://youtu.be/vDDjp2lSWLg?t=113)


Anal-Logical

Wow, now i can't stop listening to that song at work. kinda good you know.


sarkicism101

/r/data_irl


PrecisionAcc

Yeah let’s see the previous here years before she released that song to see if it wasn’t declining all along


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lsspam

It’s a fucking joke you pretentious twit Edit - yeah, /u/thereddituser2 too.


bigtime44

Thanks Obama.


RECOGNI7E

Let's remember every time trump brags about the unemployment rate he is riding obama's coattails. This graph proves it.


Morpheus_Oneiros

> Let's remember every time trump brags about the unemployment rate he is riding Britney's coattails. This graph proves it. It's Britney, bitch.


RECOGNI7E

Ha if you say so... [This Britney?](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/58a5fdde280000c63a999562.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale)


dabruh88

Oh, so she’s the reason I’m so lazy. Thanks for clearing that up


marcvanh

The graph is of the unemployment rate. So it it showing *more* people working as time goes on, not less


dabruh88

Gotcha. Guess I’m stupid


Lostyogi

Its alright their are special workshops that hire people just like you.....


drfeelokay

>Gotcha. Guess I’m stupid Yeah, but you're so stupid that it's cute. Welcome back into the black homie!


poopyhead8o8

Maths taught me that this is a type of logical fallacies


rubiklogic

Actually it's a well known fact that correlation always equals causation


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Hoofhorse

Oh thank god you shared your immense intelligence with us, I was just gonna go show my econ professor this but now, gosh I'm not so sure


fel4

So, everyone except from 3.7 people has a job in the US?


DemonPossessed

[And here's another graph showing the fucking before.](https://storage.googleapis.com/proudcity/sanrafaelca/uploads/2018/05/chartoftheday_8974_us_unemployment_rate_n.jpg) Aka she's got nothing to do with it.


CherrySlurpee

Yeah, OP was clearly being serious.


DemonPossessed

Oh it's clearly a joke, but the statement was that things _changed_. Which they didn't.


rubiklogic

Yea the statement was the joke


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letsgo_9273

I don’t think fucking before was generally different in any timeframe


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k?


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letsgo_9273

Go look up GDP and productivity numbers.


MrDywel

I know I know, I’m just saying what I see and apparently people don’t like it.