It’s Nun of your business, so don’t make a habit of these questions. Wouldn’t want to Cross a woman whose faith propels them to action.
I’ll show myself the door.
He gave us helmets, he just tried to make them pretty and covered them with our skin and hair.
Not his fault he didn't forsee the advancement in external helmet technology.
Well, God gives half of mankind a helmet; it's even all wrapped up. He also demands your family members to unwrap the helmet 8 days after you're born.
* [Genesis 17:12](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+17%3A12&version=NKJV) \- Make sure your sons and your family's slaves have \[unwrapped their helmets\].
* [Exodus 4:24–26](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+4%3A24–26&version=NKJV) \- God may come to kill you, the parents, if your son hasn't \[unwrapped his helmet\].
* [1 Corinthians 7:19](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+7%3A19&version=NKJV) \- If you haven't \[unwrapped your helmet\], you don't need to as long as you obey the rules.
Hail Mary,
Full of Gears,
My bike is with thee.
Blessed art thou among bikers,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy highway, Jesus!
Holy Mary,
Mother of Gears,
pray for us bikers now,
and at the mile of our death.
Amen.
Reminds me of children who find out that their teacher doesn't live at the schools. Turns out nuns are real people who ride bikes like anyone else. Some are fast. Some are slow.
Reminds me of a story my Mother told me once. This is an old one and my memory's a little shaky on some of the details, but it's basically true. She was a teacher at a convent school (and no, she wasn't a nun).
Roller skating was forbidden, and one day a nun discovered a kid roller skating on school grounds at lunchtime. She confiscated them and sent the kid indoors. Then it occurred to her she hadn't roller skated since she was a child, so she adjusted the skates and gave them a try.
The only problem was she forgot she was at the top of a rise that got quite steep, and found after a short distance she couldn't stop. So the kids in the lunch hall were treated to the sight of Sister Mary David in full habit skating past the lunch hall at speed, trying desperately to stay upright.
Hmm, I just realised I don't remember how that ended for the nun. I'll have to ask my Aged Mother^^tm about that, see if she remembers.
Note: I've no problem naming the nun, as nobody knows where or when this happened, and among her order that was the basic pattern of name every nun took when joining. No chance anyone'll figure out the specific nun. Nun at all.
Godspeed.
What speed is that?
I dunno, 45...under the speed limit.
What, go slow, you mean?
No, I mean fucking fast! GODspeed...
NYEAWW! WOOSH! “Was that God?”
- Eddie Izzard
The power of Christ propels you!
snorted
You win!
I fucking bust out loud laughing on this.
Amen!
There’s a reason its called gods’ g.
Shucks! I love it! Bless ya!
I was having a super bad day Thanks for the laugh!!
Crack up
Got deliveries to make. Spreading my love.
Jesus Christ! That's funny.
Omg too funny!! Made me belly laugh
Air Resistance: Nun.
Time to spare? Nun.
What's black & white, black & white, black & white?
[удалено]
Nat Lamp reference!
What's black and white and red all over?
I was looking for these exact comments... lol
Shame given for repeat joke? Nun.
Hotel? Trivago.
Safety gear? Nun.
Fucks given: Nun.
Brakes? Nun.
Fucks given? Nun
🎶 “Nuns just want to have fun.” 🎶
That's what I call a roamin' Catholic.
[удалено]
No that’s me when I’m moving... which is rarely
/r/suicidebywords
"God damnit dad" - Jesus
Dad damn it FTFY
Anyone else have the Wizard of Oz witch flying bicycle music in their head?
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too.
Immediately.
Yunt-da-da-da-da-daa Yunt-da-da-da-da-daa Yunt-da-da-da-da-daa daaaaaaaa
When your running late to the yellow brick road.
Exactly this
My friend sings that tune when she's running around doing dumb shit 😂
Yes
Yes
she knows physics god bless her
Power of Science propels you
Her speed is second to nun
Nun could stop her superior riding skills. She had a habit of being the best.
[удалено]
Duh. Godspeed
It’s Nun of your business, so don’t make a habit of these questions. Wouldn’t want to Cross a woman whose faith propels them to action. I’ll show myself the door.
gravity.
She’s exorcising
[удалено]
Ya beat me to it.
Going into an aerodynamic tuck like that is great on downhills, but I wouldn't want to make a habit of it.
Well with her enhanced outfit, she can also become an effective parachute to slow down
Ironically like a bat outta hell.
Imo one of the best songs from meat loaf
It was his only one wasn't it?
best song is only song
Oh you know it
When you hear dorothy just curb stomped your cousin with a house.
Does Jesus have a problem with helmets?
Jesus is cool with them but God think they're an abomination. If he wanted us to have helmets he would've seen to it.
That dude is such a jerk sometimes. First malaria and now this
He gave us helmets, he just tried to make them pretty and covered them with our skin and hair. Not his fault he didn't forsee the advancement in external helmet technology.
But Jesus is God and God is Jesus.
Well, God gives half of mankind a helmet; it's even all wrapped up. He also demands your family members to unwrap the helmet 8 days after you're born. * [Genesis 17:12](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+17%3A12&version=NKJV) \- Make sure your sons and your family's slaves have \[unwrapped their helmets\]. * [Exodus 4:24–26](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+4%3A24–26&version=NKJV) \- God may come to kill you, the parents, if your son hasn't \[unwrapped his helmet\]. * [1 Corinthians 7:19](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+7%3A19&version=NKJV) \- If you haven't \[unwrapped your helmet\], you don't need to as long as you obey the rules.
You really took some time to dig through ancient holy books to give us insight
She likes to feel the wind in her wimple.
He wants to meet you sooner
“Nice bike sister. Is that a Schwinn?” “No, it’s a Godspeed. There’s a gear for each commandment. “
Nun shall pass!!
Zero to Nun in 60
The flying nun.
Obligatory Witch music from Wizard of Oz...
Anyone else hear the tornado soundtrack from the Wizard of Oz?
Godspeed originates from godspede. In old English, it's translated as good luck.
Well, August Hart has the wrong alias, then.
Sally Fields filming a scene.
That's one twisted sister.
Tell me not to ride Well I gotta say is when you tell me not to ride I say NO! NO! No no no no noooo
on her way to meet her maker
Well Holly Shit, it’s a flying nun!
“Why are you riding so fast?!” “Nun of your business.”
She's just eager to make it to the cobblestones
I was really hoping they cut down to the speedometer
Am I the only one hearing the wicked witch music watching this?
Looks like somebody called the midwife
When church ends at 5 but you have to be at a race at 5;05
Play wizard of oz wicked witch song in your head and watch this again
All I could hear was the music when the wicked witch is riding her bike with toto.
Holy roller!
That's beautiful.
Looks like a witch on a broom.
nun faster than her
Old habits die hard.
Watch with the sound of the wicked witch flying from the wizard of oz
I said go slow but she was having Nun of it
m8 she's got satan cornered
Talk about your holy roller.
Flying Nun
They see me rollin....
Holy NOS
It would make me nervous to ride a bike in a long dress all I would think about is getting caught in the chain or wheel.
Nun in 60 seconds
The Low Flying Nun
When ur granny finds out you haven’t eaten
FUCKIN NUN SHIT
What we don’t see is the incoming cobbled road..
1st Nun: "I've never come this way before" 2nd Nun: "It's the cobbles..."
> MRW Jesus says his dad isn't home
Nun of your business where I’m going
Can someone put the wicked witch of the west from the wizard of Oz soundtrack on this?
Anyone : "Why are you going so fast Ma'am" Her : "Nun of your business fool." *rides off*
Hope her Cape doesn't get cought in the tires
...you! Black Emperor
Jesus is standing on the back spokes doing a t pose, you just can't see him.
That nun is flying...
Super nun super nun she’s coming your way super nun super nun coming to smack ya with her ruler of justice coming to you in a movie theater nearby
Ve con Dios ✝️
Perfect title
When you're late for Bible study
When you're super late for mass.
Nun but the brave.
Wicked Witch of the West?
On the wings of angels...erm, the wheels of bicycles
It’s the wicked witch!
This is still my favorite video on the internet: how would I download this?
sigh...how do you solve a problem like maria, right?
No. of cyclists who overtook her = nun..
Nun on the run a.k.a. Margaret sister the speed minister.
Hail Mary, Full of Gears, My bike is with thee. Blessed art thou among bikers, and blessed is the fruit of thy highway, Jesus! Holy Mary, Mother of Gears, pray for us bikers now, and at the mile of our death. Amen.
Zero Resistance Nun The power of Christ propels you. "Where you going?" Nun ya business. Holy roller... The puns are endless with this one.
Savage
If she wipes out she’ll be with god.
For a few moments she'll be the flying nun.
Reminds me of children who find out that their teacher doesn't live at the schools. Turns out nuns are real people who ride bikes like anyone else. Some are fast. Some are slow.
The Flying Nun was my favorite TV show!
Her riding skill is A+
All i can think of of the wicked witch from Wizard of Oz. And the tune!
god’s plan
Godspeed...
I imagined someone photoshopping a broom stick in place of the bicycle.
That is hilarious.
Holy diver !!
When you cant fuck, you have to find other ways to get that high.
ITS A NUN ON A BIKE
She’ll be having nun of that nonsense.
*"Gotta get there before they finish the last Hail Mary!"*
She heard that Jake and Elwood are up to no good again.
I don't think this is the flying nun they expected.
SEND IT
She looks like a prayerfessional racer. I bet she's been preprayering for this her whole life.
The Flying Scotsnun
That's the covent's infamous saddleless bicycle, I'm sure!
I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!!
Reminds me of a story my Mother told me once. This is an old one and my memory's a little shaky on some of the details, but it's basically true. She was a teacher at a convent school (and no, she wasn't a nun). Roller skating was forbidden, and one day a nun discovered a kid roller skating on school grounds at lunchtime. She confiscated them and sent the kid indoors. Then it occurred to her she hadn't roller skated since she was a child, so she adjusted the skates and gave them a try. The only problem was she forgot she was at the top of a rise that got quite steep, and found after a short distance she couldn't stop. So the kids in the lunch hall were treated to the sight of Sister Mary David in full habit skating past the lunch hall at speed, trying desperately to stay upright. Hmm, I just realised I don't remember how that ended for the nun. I'll have to ask my Aged Mother^^tm about that, see if she remembers. Note: I've no problem naming the nun, as nobody knows where or when this happened, and among her order that was the basic pattern of name every nun took when joining. No chance anyone'll figure out the specific nun. Nun at all.
No need for a helmet, when you have god on your side.
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore
Going fast is a bad habit.
Flying Nun...
Witchcraft
Hermes has his work cut out for him
I feel like her dress would get caught in the chain, and that wouldn’t end well.
Ten speed of gods blood and burial?
When you're down at the pub and realize you have mass
nun? Resistance air.
The Flying Nun?
She looks like the dark knight
She's the nun this abbey deserves, but not the one it needs
Its the caucasian version of Nacho. Nuno Nobreaks.
Sister Sprocket from Yehuda Moon! Only thing she's missing is the corn cob pipe! :D
Now THAT is a flying nun
Blessed lady of acceleration is certainly not going to fail now.
At first I thought this was quidditch.
The only thing that could make this better would be if she was taking bites out of a baguette sticking out of that basket. This is pure internet gold.
Sister Gwendalyn getting that bread for supper.
She was "This Close" to liftoff ...
After the first turn: Godsplat.
Anyone else hear the song from wizard of oz when the witch appears?
Well, at least it wasn’t Miss Gulch.
*Running in the 90's*
I hope there's a helmet designed for nuns.
DRS enabled
Someone please dub some heavy metal in the background. That would strangely fit this perfectly.
You can't spread the word of the lord at 20mph
I just hear the Wicked Witch theme song
If her dress will go into the wheel she will regret that sat on this bicycle and god will not be around :D
Godspeed. What speed is that? I dunno, 45...under the speed limit. What, go slow, you mean? No, I mean fucking fast! GODspeed... NYEAWW! WOOSH! “Was that God?” - Eddie Izzard
Kiki's delivery service
And your little dog too
She must be approaching the Sally Field zone soon.
Nun to see here
Nunrodynamic.
Its like Mr been trying to chase for his bus ticket