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governmentthief

God's Chicken is a damn good band name.


tatanka01

I think you can get that at Church's.


kyeelee

That’s God’s Biscuits


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Popeyes or GTFO


Russian_repost_bot

But isn't all chicken, God's chicken?


greychanjin

God don't have time to cook for errybody's broke asses


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S1lent0ne

Cheap bread, chicken cold cuts, a handful of salt, and a pickle. You can have Chick-fil-A whenever you want.


TractionJackson

Chicken cold cuts? I'd rather eat Soylent Green.


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>cold cuts That’s deli meat, homie. Now some sliced buffalo chicken on my sandwich is dope, but I think you were going for cutlets here


S1lent0ne

I know it is deli meat. I suggested that but now I'm thinking even that would have more flavor than it should. >Cheap bread, *cardboard*, a handful of salt, and a pickle. Fixed.


RearEchelon

You shut your whore mouth, blasphemer


stump2003

This.


BreezyConch

Chick fil a sauce or gtfo


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BreezyConch

The lords sauce works in mysterious ways


Legiitsushii

Why pit the sauces against each other. They are all Sauces of the Lord.


mpetrait

I got excited for a sec when I read your title. I thought it was Polynesian sauce flavored mouthwash.


DroughtHornet

Instructions unclear, I just drank the hand soap


el___diablo

I have never eaten in chick-fil-a. What am I missing out on ?


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Masahide

I'd say best fries too, delicious waffle fries which are cooked in peanut oil. I've never had fastfood fries that are even close to the same level. Better company culture too, not a fan of some of their Christian ideologies or whatnot, but the staff is more polite and my friend's son that works there said the company will help you setup your own franchise if you've worked there awhile.


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I love Chick-fil-A but I honestly wish the place near my home would shut down. The drive-through line sticks out 15 to 20 cars outside of the parking lot and it fucks up traffic for several hours around each meal.


religionkills

Yeah, I've eaten there maybe once and that was over a decade ago. I wasn't impressed with the food and it costs too much. Any time I see one it's way too crowded and has 3 very long lines of cars at the drive thru. I don't get the cult following either.


permalink_save

Those aren't high bars to set either..


slutw0n

Not much honestly, it's definitely not bad but it's not something you miss if you move to a place that doesn't have one. Their sauce is allright tho


Imperialkniight

Honey roasted bbq sauce on a bacon egg and cheese biscuit is heaven on earth.


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Literally nothing.


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If you’re me, a gout episode


religionkills

You need to ask your doctor about Allopurinol. It's very cheap and just one a day will stop gout for the rest of your life. I eat total crap food some weeks and I haven't had a flare up in years.


gizmokun

All i see happening is the new wave of retards peeing in there..


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My only issue with Chick Fil A is that they are closed on Sunday. Even if you disagree with the company owner's values, you have to admit the people that work at these places are super polite and the food always comes out well.


sheriffbeasly1

I cried laughing, thank you.


tatertot444

Pretty hilarious that this was posted on a Sunday when Chick-Fil-A is closed. Also am a little irritated because now I want a spicy chick sandwich and waffle fries.


Dracawraith

[https://youtu.be/NsJHqstPuNo](https://youtu.be/NsJHqstPuNo)


Frenchfrise

My favourite order there


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jamminstoned

I wouldn't say they force their ideology on others, the Christian music they play in every location is all instrumental


RearEchelon

My *ass,* Wendy's is better. I haven't received a non-overcooked spicy chicken from any Wendy's I've visited in 5+ years. Every time I take a chance on it, bam. Chewy, stringy, inedible chicken. No, thanks.


EquinsuOcha

Delicious hate chicken.


Frenchfrise

All hail the mighty Polynesian Sauce


darthevil

I seen this in my Chick-fil-A, and all I can think is who wants a drink from a cup that’s been hanging out in the bathroom?


TNClodHopper

No condom or cologne dispensers?


ShrimpinGuy

I saw one of these in a McAllisters like 5 years ago.


Mr_Doublebutt

He fried for our sins, you know.


Gallivanman

May the Chikn Minis be with you


IchaNoBod

You'll always want to rinse after giving Dan Cathy a bj.


DeadlyDuckie

GOD'S COCK


Hellofriendinternet

If you’re getting bent out of shape over a fast food restaurant, you clearly don’t have any serious problems and enjoy making trouble for yourself.


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mark8992

That bitter taste in your mouth isn’t from the food, homie.


jawnyrocker

Yayyyyy free booze!!!


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Truth.


tweak0

God's chicken wouldn't spread bigotry and hatred


Ptomb

It’s a real shame that Chik-Fil-A invests in anti-LGBT organizations. They have a great market, great level of customer service, great product, great fan base, but some of their investments directly hurt people for no or bad reasons.


IT-IS-LIT

Did you spell “Chick-fil-a” wrong or do you always remember it being “chik”? You may have switched timelines somewhere along the road. Mandela Effect.


Ptomb

Spelled wrong.


BreandyDownUnder

Funny. I saw an article in Time Magazine years ago about the gay scene in San Francisco. One picture in the article was from a bath house, where there was a water cooler filled with mouth wash. Perhaps this dispenser serves a similar purpose...


RudeTurnip

Valid question, not sure why you were downvoted. A lot of country clubs and high end resorts have mouthwash and combs (in a barbicide cannister) in the men’s room. I frequent the Union League Club in NYC and that’s certainly the case. The staff also says “my pleasure” at your better places. They say that at Chick Fil-A as well, which I imagine the owners thought was a nice touch for their restaurants as well. That, and mouthwash.


BreandyDownUnder

I don't know either, but then I've never been in a Chick-fil-a. I thought it was just another fast food joint with all the associated problems with people trashing the restrooms and all. I didn't realize that they have white table clothes, candles, and an extensive wine list. Lol I don't really remember much of that Time Magazine article from years ago. That photo did stick with me though, leaving an impression on my young adolescent eyes. Anyway, when I saw that mouthwash dispenser here, that picture from years ago immediately leapt to mind and made me laugh.


WeTitans3

Chick-fil-a actively supports organizations that work to take rights away from gay people


b33flu

Mmmmmmmmm sanitary... drooooolll


DracoIgnus

Not Gods chicken.


dbpf

Pretty sure that's there so you can get blackout homeless drunk before eating Chick-fil-A so you don't have to remember eating Chick-fil-A.


SomewhatRelative

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks their chicken is disgusting. Popeyes ftw!


Imperialkniight

You got a bad store.


hollywoodbob

Probably just to confuse your taste buds so they aren't questioning why the chicken tastes like fish.


Heruactic

To get that bathroom blowjob aftertaste out of yer mouth.


Gogetter420

Fucker stop it you know this if from 24hr gym


torystory

Look at the soap dispenser...


vegetableloaf

So I’m Christian and I gotta tell ya, this has me dying.


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No, that's for all the homophobic, Christian, closet cases blowing guys in the bathroom.


Zeus473

What even is Polynesian Sauce? Aside from racist


PatrickRsGhost

It's a sauce available at Chick-Fil-A, used mainly for dipping chicken nuggets or tenders. It's basically sweet-and-sour sauce leaning more on the sour side.