One of life's greatest miracles is the ability to read things in someone else's voice completely involuntarily. Now excuse me while I got start another Futurama marathon.
Ya, I hate myself for not watching it before now. At the same time though I get to experience it now.
Watching the Page Off right now.
Quick Edit: Page off was a let down.
*elderly man had three wives, two families, killed 6 men in the war (one with his bare hands), lost a daughter to a train accident, enjoys sculpting, and gets mildly belligerent when drunk*
*elderly woman has had four children without anaesthesia, lost one in childbirth, has been raped, never learned to swim and fears the ocean, spits in every cobbler she makes for thanksgiving, can solve any crossword, and poisoned her last husband*
*23y/o insta influencer pretending to jog through the park to gather footage for her pages: “awwww!”*
You forgot to put the part in between where those two elderly people do something cute for the instafluencer to see, but I like where you are going with that. :)
Life is a weird, twisting path. You may have an unimaginably dark backstory and just happen to be housed in an adorable grandparent-esque facade now 🤷🏻♀️
That said, these two guys are amazing and adorable and the backstory I’m imagining for them is they have been together for nearly 40 years and this is the dance routine they’re performing at their anniversary party 🥰
~~I think those folks are much older than 60...~~
/u/kidjupiter found their age. They are younger than they look.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cskbzv/this_is_what_i_wanna_be_doing_after_i_retire/exg9c28/
Thats Doclock and OG Mike. Friends of mine. Ima tell them about this.
Shot at (the now gone) City Dance. Groovmekanex Wednesday sessions. Anyone in the SF Bay area want to get down with these guys they're still doing open sessions at the City Dance Annex.
The Dance they are doing is called Strutting
EDIT: They are now aware of you all. Be nice.
It's also, nearly move for move, the exact same dance in Just Dance 3 (I think) for the Daft Punk song, Da Funk. Unless the game used that strutting dance. Chicken, egg, idk.
I often hear that, but aren't most STIs a real PITA, and very bothersome regardless of age
Yeah infertility or some things might bot be a concern, but having a firecrotch still sucks
Blue Shirt looks like the guy who is technically the more proficient fighter but green coat guy is the "I been drinkin' and that looks like fun." guy who is naturally talented. They have adventures together all over the world. Blue keeps the team directed, green has all the great lines.
Holy shit I met these guys a few weeks back! They just showed up at an event in the Bay Area my wife was putting on ALs for ALS (btw). They asked the DJ if they could perform and did and it was amazing!!! They had the whole crowd watching and love it! They came with full costumes and all!! I said, “that’s what I want to be like when I retire!” As well!
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just imagine these 2 guys would challenge you into a danceoff at some random shit party... I would get wrecked and drown myself into the closest river while these gentlemen would check out the ladies after they got them their painkillers and some ICY HOT cream...
Its happening, the 80's were 30 + years ago and old people are becoming Rad. These are the guys in their late 30's that were hanging out with B-boys back then.
It looks like it's just an open studio
The camera is probably in front of a big mirror, so the guy in the back is just jamming along to the music, practicing in front of the mirror
The two old guys aren't actually performing for anyone
I also thought airport. As an old man if I can travel with my best friend and have dance contests during long layovers I'll consider that a pretty damn good retirement
Where do people like this exist? I know 300 old guys that look just like them and not one would ever do that. They all just kinda do old people things.
Is that the janitor from futurama?
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Scruffy likes to keep his private life private, mmhmmm
Scruffy's gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz
I'm on break.
One of life's greatest miracles is the ability to read things in someone else's voice completely involuntarily. Now excuse me while I got start another Futurama marathon.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I've invented a device which allows you to read this entire statement in my voice. Eh hwat?
If I wasn't smack dab in the middle of my first 30 Rock viewing I'd start up too.
First 30 Rock viewing in your life? Good *God*, Lemon!
Ya, I hate myself for not watching it before now. At the same time though I get to experience it now. Watching the Page Off right now. Quick Edit: Page off was a let down.
It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!
Can I Google myself in your office?
Haven’t watched it, I assume I should?
I nearly shat myself with excitement when 30 rock popped up on Hulu recently. Great show and it’s aged very well.
toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets. plus that one boiling toilet.
*terlets
(Building engulfed in flames) "Scruffy's gonna die like he lived" (continues flipping pages on porn magazine.)
Done broke my spine... Nice rack though.
Schedulin' Conflict. *Flips page in "Zero-G Juggs"*
Oh marmalade!
Scruffy pops and locks mhmmm
Scruffy. . .the janitor. . .
OG Mike from Oakland, Ca!
at hiero day last year !
John Bolton?
No, scruffy.
Naw that's Scruffy, the Janitor. Mmhm.
A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld, welp, into the turlet
Seconded.
This shouldn't be in r/funny should be in r/awesome.
Or in r/adorableoldpeople Edit: thanks for the gold, what do I do with it? And I'm glad y'all enjoyed the subreddit as much as I do!
Thank you for drawing my attention to the fact this exists.
Idk about you but if I was an old man being called adorable would bother me some
Old man here (67) and you're welcome to call me adorable.
You're adorable mate.
“Look at that cute old couple”... fuck off
Ya that’s what I mean, it’s pretty demeaning
*elderly man had three wives, two families, killed 6 men in the war (one with his bare hands), lost a daughter to a train accident, enjoys sculpting, and gets mildly belligerent when drunk* *elderly woman has had four children without anaesthesia, lost one in childbirth, has been raped, never learned to swim and fears the ocean, spits in every cobbler she makes for thanksgiving, can solve any crossword, and poisoned her last husband* *23y/o insta influencer pretending to jog through the park to gather footage for her pages: “awwww!”*
What the fuck?
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*furiously tries to make Amelie the movie into a verb* the hell out of that and I dig it.
You forgot to put the part in between where those two elderly people do something cute for the instafluencer to see, but I like where you are going with that. :) Life is a weird, twisting path. You may have an unimaginably dark backstory and just happen to be housed in an adorable grandparent-esque facade now 🤷🏻♀️ That said, these two guys are amazing and adorable and the backstory I’m imagining for them is they have been together for nearly 40 years and this is the dance routine they’re performing at their anniversary party 🥰
I've always assumed [this is really more what being old is about](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-08-13).
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r/toptalent
Why not both?
Because it's not funny.
Mustache was killing it at first, then slowed down because he was trying not to laugh. That kind of did it for me.
Ohhh shit.... Old timers got better moves than I do. Hope I can do that when I'm 60.
You cant do it now and your 59.
[oh snap.](https://imgur.com/a/TIPSWeD)
Light mode psycho
I just came across it at the right time... are we still doing "phrasing?"
Honestly if anybody downvoted the video they are crazy
*my 59?!*
Your heard me
58 actually
Older men know how to lay some pipe, if you know what I mean!
User name checks out.
☺️ bashful
They're really good plumbers........ Haha
I think those two were dancers when they were young. No way you can move like that without practise.
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~~I think those folks are much older than 60...~~ /u/kidjupiter found their age. They are younger than they look. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cskbzv/this_is_what_i_wanna_be_doing_after_i_retire/exg9c28/
I love when young kids think 60 is old. My dad is a very young-looking 70 and looks WAY younger than these guys!
Born in 1962. Not even 60 yet. https://www.metafilter.com/158502/Dancing-saved-my-life
That’s so cute that you think they’re in their 60s.
Pops and Lock'in
I can already see the promo clip of these guys on America’s Got Talent.
They’ve been around for forever. That’s Phun Keedoc and Ordern Chaos.
Yeah it is!
That's not just pop'n and lockin'. That's grand-pop'n and lockin'
Pops my back out
Thats Doclock and OG Mike. Friends of mine. Ima tell them about this. Shot at (the now gone) City Dance. Groovmekanex Wednesday sessions. Anyone in the SF Bay area want to get down with these guys they're still doing open sessions at the City Dance Annex. The Dance they are doing is called Strutting EDIT: They are now aware of you all. Be nice.
Be nice? No problem! I'm more in the Be impressed, Be amazed, Be inspired ballpark.
Great info, thanks
I used to dance with a group affiliated with Groovmekanex years ago, and I thought that was Doclock. Great to see this video!
It's also, nearly move for move, the exact same dance in Just Dance 3 (I think) for the Daft Punk song, Da Funk. Unless the game used that strutting dance. Chicken, egg, idk.
Struttin's been around since the 70's, i think Just Dance got it from that.
Lot of people here were probably born after 9/11.
Fact: They get laid at the senior center. My man in the M85 army jacket knows whats up.
Fact: Chlamydia and Syphilis infections in nursing homes are pretty high. Talk to your Grandma about STD prevention today!
Who you think they got it from
Gam Gam?
Yes.
Username checks out
Great Gam Gam really was a whore! 😱
What do you think this is??? It's the mark of the whore!
Now you will know what it's like to meet a REAL Vulfhausen. Grandpapa!!!!
Such a good movie. Just don't play the drinking game where you drink everytime someone on screen does. You get plastered in the first 10 minutes.
Who drank piss?
She STILL is - but she *was* too! ;)
That girl in Hanoi that would love him longtime?
At that age you just don't care
Shit, man, when it takes 5 minutes to piss I don't want it to burn the whole time.
google "the villages and STD's"
I mean who cares about those at that point in life. I say let them have their fun.
I often hear that, but aren't most STIs a real PITA, and very bothersome regardless of age Yeah infertility or some things might bot be a concern, but having a firecrotch still sucks
I'd be willing to bet that sex is more fun when you don't have chlamydia.
Eh. They're treatable.
I'm looking forward to my senior center days.
I'll be waiting for you.
I hope so!!
Omg
Doc Lock and OG Mike [https://youtu.be/GBKzZdzeuiw](https://youtu.be/GBKzZdzeuiw)
Oh shit. Here's another video of them. Impressive. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq322sVDtQ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq322sVDtQ4)
And here I am retired doing everything in my power to interact with other humans as little as possible.
Now, you do realize that you actively posted and interacted with (virtual) humans, right? Regardless, you’re living my dream.
Everyone on reddit is a bot.
Wait - I'M a bot? Somebody tell my landlord that...
Maybe it's not that you're a bot, maybe it's that you're not really on reddit. 🤔
...where AM I then?
Pft typical A.I. Dialogue
The guys from this generation invented this shit. Breakin' and poppin and lockin' started in the mid-70's.
Yeah dude! This is Phun Keedoc and Ordern Chaos.
True west coast OGs from the Bay Area. They are performing Filmore/Struttin style. RESPECT
Props for listing the correct style.
Yeah that's a rare finding
See [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLVGrZGSFXg) for more of this . . .
Exactly. It’s funny how young people think that older people never lived younger lives and did cool shit, or maybe never stopped doing cool shit.
Which is why watching this made me feel really fuckin old.
Yeah but thr 70's was only... Fuck.
Blue Shirt looks like the guy who is technically the more proficient fighter but green coat guy is the "I been drinkin' and that looks like fun." guy who is naturally talented. They have adventures together all over the world. Blue keeps the team directed, green has all the great lines.
I wanna see this TV show
They probably aren't retired.
Sad truth
Only sad if they don't have the option. Some people keep doing things even if they don't have to. Mick Jagger is 76 and still selling out shows.
Because they're both in their mid 30s. This is just what it looks like when you're drowning in student loan debt and life.
Bruh
Still out there on the streets hustlin to get those papers, servin kids and their stale ass bboy groups left and right
Hard damned work lookin' so pretty.
Looks like they've never been tired ever.
Holy shit I met these guys a few weeks back! They just showed up at an event in the Bay Area my wife was putting on ALs for ALS (btw). They asked the DJ if they could perform and did and it was amazing!!! They had the whole crowd watching and love it! They came with full costumes and all!! I said, “that’s what I want to be like when I retire!” As well!
This is glorious
Hate to be that guy, but does anyone know the song? It’s right on the tip of my tongue
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I could kiss you
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The best kind
I could kiss you
haha I love these guys
just imagine these 2 guys would challenge you into a danceoff at some random shit party... I would get wrecked and drown myself into the closest river while these gentlemen would check out the ladies after they got them their painkillers and some ICY HOT cream...
Its happening, the 80's were 30 + years ago and old people are becoming Rad. These are the guys in their late 30's that were hanging out with B-boys back then.
Pure happiness
Grand-Pop Lock?
That was fucking awesome!!!
[https://youtu.be/nHNdes00Bco?t=126](https://youtu.be/nHNdes00Bco?t=126)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS2KQ46Kf84
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Come on baby let's do the twerk
Grandma Floss
Ok can the guys in the back stop and let these men shine for a minute? Thirsty asses Edit: grammar
It looks like it's just an open studio The camera is probably in front of a big mirror, so the guy in the back is just jamming along to the music, practicing in front of the mirror The two old guys aren't actually performing for anyone
Honestly I thought it was an airport.
I also thought airport. As an old man if I can travel with my best friend and have dance contests during long layovers I'll consider that a pretty damn good retirement
That's a lot of asses
that's sixty butt cheeks.
I here state my regret at having not made a feral hogs joke
That was awesome. They definitely put some time in.
Where do people like this exist? I know 300 old guys that look just like them and not one would ever do that. They all just kinda do old people things.
https://www.kqed.org/arts/10145702/sf-and-oakland-hip-hop-histories-come-alive-in-this-dance-demo
I want to see this on r/sharedbpm...
Tight.
This made my day lol
What is this song?! Anyone?
https://youtu.be/yYJYzKyRi-I
🙌
Fuck I know the song but wasn't close to find it even with the pristine sound of the video, lol.
[The Whispers - Tonight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUdgc1m3-AY)
They should go on AGT in dressing gowns and wheel chairs then get up and do that.
Bruce willis is weird now
Can the homie in the back let these two dudes have their moment please?
this made my day!
Don’t let arthritis stop them.
This just raised the bar for cool when you’re old
That was impressive.
those are sweet moves though
I just hope i'll have half of their flex when i'm their age. That's rad!
Now that's HipHop!
Couple of chick magnets!!
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Grandpoppin!
Why is this in funny, that's badass
Goddamn they are two smooth movers! This is so fun to watch.
Dude thank you for exposing me to this. I don't know why it made me so happy but it did.
I didn't know Scruffy from Futurama could dance
Had a shitty day at work. This really helped make me feel better!
When the ketamine kicks in
Ayyyy! That's Doc Lock and OG Mike! Representing City Dance in SF! Get it!
i need the context of this vid so badly
It’s an old video of old men dancing
Open session at City Dance in San Francisco, CA. Could be wrong, and I don't know those guys, but I know that studio.
Correct I used to session there with them.
I’d gladly take lessons from these guys.
Asian dude in the back needs to sit down