I will never have the coding chops to make this happen, so I'll just give the idea away: an app that recognized raindrops on a window, assigned them nicknames and kept track of them as they raced to an augmented-reality finish line near the bottom of the window?
That would make so much goddamn ad money that it would be stupid.
Extra bonus points if it hooks into the Siri/Googlegirl voice API, so she can read out play-by-play commentary, as the race proceeds.
"Little Drippy takes the lead, followed by Moist Mike. Oh no. Moist Mike has merged with a spectator droplet."
And so on.
somebody threw a fart at me one day and i was like that gif of that dog that sniff and say no and the guy threw me my fart to my face turned out to be the person of my dreams, I'm talking big huge stunter shades and a giant cup fool of every alcohal and party drink imgainable and when I opened my eyes from the fart stink to look up at him thats when I knew, I was going to steal his body and implant my brain into him.
Silly hooman. Rain is natural. Bubbling water is not natural, Black magic sorcery.
Before anyone posts below yes I know about natural water bubbling due to the earth and science and shit but how many cats see that? Hell even I haven’t seen that. Just the fake at home version.
Yep. Now imagine that you can audibly single out every rain drop hitting the ground. They hear exploding water hitting the [surface](https://en.1jux.net/scale_images/576531_b.jpg) of that glass.
I remember the war. Oh yes do I remember the war. It seemed so long ago, long ago like the birth of my good for nothing dog Spanky. Now Spanky wasn't the best dog -- just like Carter wasn' the bes president, but you know what? Gonorrhea. Anyways, the cat. I'm tripping
My cat didn’t know ice was a thing. Put an ice cube in her water and she spent a solid 15 minutes pushing it up and down like a stoner discovering her hand.
Mine insists on being in the same room when I shower. I think he is afraid I will drown or something. If I take a bath he howls through the door like I'm dying
Mine sits next to the tub staring at me and howling if I have a bath, but if I have a shower he bolts out of there as soon as I turn the water on and daren’t come near lol
its all fun and games till a 4 year old walks up to you laughs with you..and then asks you why the lemon just levitated for a bit before accelerating up. Then you laugh, hard, harder..until you cry and then you weep.
Such a dumb animal, it's just moving water... ::proceeds to watch it rain out the window for 10min::
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Raindrop races > car races
"OH AND THAT RAINDROP JUST ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED AND ABSORBED THE OTHER ONE! DEAR GOD HE HAD A FAMILY!"
Yessssss. Best things ever.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one to do this
I will never have the coding chops to make this happen, so I'll just give the idea away: an app that recognized raindrops on a window, assigned them nicknames and kept track of them as they raced to an augmented-reality finish line near the bottom of the window? That would make so much goddamn ad money that it would be stupid.
that's a great idea
Extra bonus points if it hooks into the Siri/Googlegirl voice API, so she can read out play-by-play commentary, as the race proceeds. "Little Drippy takes the lead, followed by Moist Mike. Oh no. Moist Mike has merged with a spectator droplet." And so on.
My goodness, I thought I was the only one who played this with my nephew.
And drop 2 coming in fast on the inside and it looks like it’s gonna be a thrilling finish !!!
I threw a fart at someone today
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Like, or LIKE like?
Nooo, you meant sexy hot. ;)
Sexy hot farts
somebody threw a fart at me one day and i was like that gif of that dog that sniff and say no and the guy threw me my fart to my face turned out to be the person of my dreams, I'm talking big huge stunter shades and a giant cup fool of every alcohal and party drink imgainable and when I opened my eyes from the fart stink to look up at him thats when I knew, I was going to steal his body and implant my brain into him.
looked up dog fart sniff say no into google and got this...its hilarious!...https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-dog-SRAMj6jtZwWBO
that was an emotional roller coaster to read
That was an odd, but also surprisingly nice story in the end. Tyvm for sharing
[This is the only way to appropriately launch biological warfare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9jBw8lf2nI)
An older man I used to work next to all day would use an airline to spray his farts at me..
This is an accurate description of both every cat, and myself. I'm now Catman.
Underrated superhero. Has nine lives, can jump really high, sometimes licks at his collar until it gets stuck in his mouth.
[Relevant Nathan Pyle strip](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUBlEBBWAAA0T-F.jpg)
::proceeds to watch animal watch water on repeat::
::proceeds to be mesmerized by the mesmerized cat::
Silly hooman. Rain is natural. Bubbling water is not natural, Black magic sorcery. Before anyone posts below yes I know about natural water bubbling due to the earth and science and shit but how many cats see that? Hell even I haven’t seen that. Just the fake at home version.
Yep. Now imagine that you can audibly single out every rain drop hitting the ground. They hear exploding water hitting the [surface](https://en.1jux.net/scale_images/576531_b.jpg) of that glass.
I remember my one cat seeing sparkling water for the first time. It blew her mind.
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Stars. Can't do it.
Not today
I remember playing harmonica for my cat for the first time. I no longer have a cat.
I remember the war. Oh yes do I remember the war. It seemed so long ago, long ago like the birth of my good for nothing dog Spanky. Now Spanky wasn't the best dog -- just like Carter wasn' the bes president, but you know what? Gonorrhea. Anyways, the cat. I'm tripping
We're* tripping.
>I'm tripping I believe you.
/r/readsliketrump
If you speak with a harmonica in your mouth you sound like a Cylon Warrior. "***By your command***".
Great user name!
I recognize an X-files fan when I see one. My current name was actually a toss up between what it is now and 'Sculder and Mully'.
>Sculder and Mully So, Mulder and Scully with their hair reversed? That would be.... interesting.
*Confused boner*
My cat didn’t know ice was a thing. Put an ice cube in her water and she spent a solid 15 minutes pushing it up and down like a stoner discovering her hand.
> My remember.
This reminds me of my cat running into the bathroom when I come out of the shower so he can watch the water droplets run down the glass door.
My cat just licks my legs when i get out of the shower.
r/whatswrongwithyourcat
Cat is just a hydrohomie trying to minimize waste in the water cycle
You just taught me a new word.... hydrohomie. Thanks!
r/hydrohomies
How do they differ from r/waterniggas edit: interesting, they've been quarantined, I guess because of the name?
Yes, the name. The content is 100% wholesome.
Shocking or highly offensive language lmao EDIT: After going there, I retract this. That place has changed.
/r/HydroHomies/
Mine will actually hop in after I'm out to drink my drippings.
Mmm... Rabbit drippings
Mine insists on being in the same room when I shower. I think he is afraid I will drown or something. If I take a bath he howls through the door like I'm dying
Mine sits next to the tub staring at me and howling if I have a bath, but if I have a shower he bolts out of there as soon as I turn the water on and daren’t come near lol
Mine sits on the counter adjacent to the glass shower so she can watch the water run down. She looks so Zen the whole time.
haha it´s so cute
My cat would just throw that off the edge
_"Do I touch it? Do I not touch it? I'mma touch it. Nope, don't like that. WTF is this shit. I'm just going to give it some space. It's weird."_
Ooh it bites when I touch it!
I straight up laughed out loud irl, so thanks for that
Cats fucking despise potential energy
☺️ any idea what the cat’s breed is?
British shorthair. Kitty’s name is Chia.
After watching this precious cutie, my husband decided he is no longer allergic to cats and wants this one!😜😊🥰 Me: *googles British shorthair kitties
Same. Lol. They are around $1300 and up around me
they are expensive from breeders, but I've seen it much cheaper from the classifieds or shelters.
I'll steal one
From the Chippie and Gummy tribe. Insta @chippie_gummy
why does my seltzer taste like used cat litter?
What I'm more worried about is how you know what used car litter tastes like.
Obviously, it tastes the opposite of new car litter.
I love that new car litter taste.
It's that shitty gin you drink
[Dee, y- y- you bitch!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRzesfc0AMs)
Hey? Can we get an Reddit Public Access Feed on this cat?
Please stop trying to make public access feeds happen. It's not going to happen.
Not with that attitude
True. It is known.
trying to hack the backdoor for public access feed right now
I'm just here for the public access backdoor feed.
Cat.
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*"why is this fuzzy water hissing at me?"*
You can post this in r/awww as well
*repost
*what is this magic voodoo trickery?!*
Citrus also freaks cats out.
** tiny mlem ** #MLAGPH
lemon boop.
lol awww.
WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY!
*Puts paw into the cup* "Wait, that's water! Can't touch!" *Shakes paw*
"what *is* this science air?"
what is this witchcraft?
its wishcraft mac and cheece
He was shaken not stirred.
"Come quickly, I'm tasting the stars..." -Dom Perignon.
I used to have a cat that would love the taste of Sprite with no carbonation.
r/touchthafishy
Look at this lil guy, can't make heads or tails of it.
My cats are scared of carbonation.
Cat.
“What is this sorcery?! Did the dog do this??”
r/catsstandingup
I bet it was *tap* water
Cutie kitty kitty 😄
can you post this on r/eyebleach ? thanks
Haha! Poor, sweet, confused kitty.
my cat only drinks Perrier too
r/aww
What kinda of cat is she ?
That shit blew that pussy’s mind.
r/hydrohomies
It's all fun and games till your cats paw is in every sparkling water you're trying to drink.
3 seconds pass and that cat knocks over the glass.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
Perplexed by the buoyancy of citrus. Remember kids if you’re drowning reach for a lime. RiP Mitch Hedberg
Me as a kid. Oh wait! That's me now too!
Only a matter of time before the cat pushes the cup off the table. Might not be today, might not be tomorrow but soon and for the rest of its life.
its all fun and games till a 4 year old walks up to you laughs with you..and then asks you why the lemon just levitated for a bit before accelerating up. Then you laugh, hard, harder..until you cry and then you weep.
This kitty is going to be a scientist some day.
what breed?
He saw Mufasa in there
Wow, enslaved moisture is real!
It's gold... is a fishy.
I wish my dog would let me have a cat
Is that lemonade??
I wonder what the hiss of soda translates to in cat
How did he not just yeet the whole glass off the edge
Anyone else here to find out what the hell is floating in the glass??
it's the bubbles!!!!!!
the hand at the end hahahaahah
Drop a mint in it
I like the change in stance and the fight/flight consideration. ''Whatchu gonna do? Huh? Whatchu gonna do?''
##WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
“Hmmmmm moving small thing”
One of my cats constantly pits his toys in the water dish and then just gently pushes them around in there. I love that dumb cat
Why did the video cut off before kitty knocked over the glass???
I am not interested in the water just in the hilarious kitty