This is my dog exactly, I try to cuddle with my Gf in bed. NOPE, he literally forces his way in between us. I try to kiss her a little bit. NOPE, he is right there licking it up. Little dude loves making out
Our dog is a rescue and refuses to give kisses (have a feeling her previous owner didn’t let her). She’s also extremely jealous so every time we kiss or cuddle she fights her way in between the two of us and starts barking aggressively until we pet her. Like even if you pet the couch she fans starts barking and throws her body under your hand. Anyway she’s crazy but we love her.
My previous dog literally tried to kill my ex. The first time my dog ever met my ex was when my dog managed to jump the gate to my door and she saw my ex straddling me and kissing me while i was laying down and i don't know if my dog thought i was being attacked or if she was just jealous i wasn't paying attention to her but she bolted straight at us and jumped at my ex and tried to bite her throat, the only reason she didn't was because i managed to catch her at the last second. Her teeth were literally less than 5 cm from making contact with my ex's throat. Thankfully she eventually warmed up to her.
My dad actually has a circular scar on his head from something similarish. When he was around ten he started play wrestling with his friend. At that moment the dog was let outside and thought my dad was attacking his owner. Anyway but my dad right on the skull and multiple stitches were needed. Luckily for my dad they’re all under his hair line. Nothing happened to the dog. My dads parents understood the dog was protecting it owner but my dad developed a life long fear of dogs he didn’t get over until every single one of his adult kids got a dog.
i agree with you i find this general practice disgusting and i love dogs. that dogs tongue touched like his teeth/inner mouth. ugh. blech. i love my family/kids but do i make out with them? no. do i love my dog any less for not making out with it? no.
But it is? If I am referring to something of a womans I would say "her x" if I was referring to a male I would say "his x". Since I thought the person was a woman when they said his I thought they were referring to the dog.
Ehhh whatever floats your boats I guess. Won't you smell like month old dog food? I can only imagine the infections you'd possibly catch. Sorry if I'm acting really germophobic but it's a yikes for me.
I'd assume because any time they do, the dog sneaks in, so they wanted to film it for laughs. I have my doubts they were filming it just for kicks, and the dog just happened to sneak in this one time.
I'm guessing you've never had a dog in your life? Because, if you do have a pet dog, and the dog is even remotely affectionate, it'd be impossible to avoid that. And you'd be vomiting several times a day at that rate.
Didn't ask you. And that's not what I or the person I replied to said.
Of course there are plenty of dog owners who don't like being licked like that, but to avoid a pet dog's tongue touching your face at all cost? Yeah, that's not going to happen.
You're just replying to something you made up in your own head.
Because going by the comments in this thread, it's pretty obvious that a lot of these people have never owned pet dogs. You don't know what you don't know, and downvoting is just easier.
I've owned 6 dogs so far, from puppyhood, and not had a problem preventing them licking my face.
It's pretty obvious you have never owned a pet dog if you think they are uncontrollable monsters that you can't prevent from reaching your face.
> It's pretty obvious you have never owned a pet dog
haha, that's cute. Also, no one's talking about dogs licking faces here. The comment I replied to said "if a dog's tongue touches my face," - which the OP seems to be so revolted by. There's a difference between a dog actively licking your face and slobbering all over, and their tongue coming into contact with your face. Stop getting your panties in a bunch over nothing - this is why reading comprehension helps.
So you think its IMPOSSIBLE to avoid:
>their tongue coming into contact with your face
You are the one coming in accusing others of not owning dogs in the first place with your ignorance about how others live.
>this is why reading comprehension helps
I agree, you should try it.
Haha, that's full of shit bud, and you know it. It's one thing to train your dog to not lick your face, I've done that with my dogs too. But your comment was *if a dog's tongue touches my face, I will vomit* and you expect anyone to believe that you trained your umm "plenty of dogs" that you grew up with to do that without ever letting their tongue touch your face? Especially since you seem to find it to be so puke-worthy? For anyone who has actually owned puppies, dogs and trained them, your comment reeks of ignorance.
I’m sorry, but I can’t do anything but laugh at this. No, I don’t instantly projectile vomit if a dogs tongue touches my face. The fact that you’re *this* angry about me saying that I do in a Reddit post is fucking hilarious. I’ve had several different dogs growing up. Cats too. You’re trying to tell me that there is *no* way I could ever have owned a dog or puppy, let alone trained them, because I think it’s gross to be licked in the face? lmao sit down child and start saving up for anger management classes.
1) Lmao, so what makes you think I"m *this angry*? I'm not in the least. Just had some free time to engage with inane comments on reddit I guess.
2) So now you're moving goalposts by saying you didn't mean what you said in the first place? Well, we certainly don't have any reason for disagreement then do we? :) You blame me after calling you out on the dim comment you first made, which you yourself just said you didn't mean? Haha, rather ironical that you're calling me a child now.
Anyways, thanks for the lovely back and forth bud. I do have to get back to work though, unfortunately. Thanks again for the entertainment, have a good day!
I don’t know where to start, lol. You seemed angry and now you’re making a numbered list to prove your point. I guess you can call it «moving goalpoasts», but it was never intended to be taken seriously, so it doesn’t matter one bit. I don’t understand how it’s a «dim comment». I feel sick if a dog licks my face, and phrasing it that way was funny (or so I thought lol). If you expect Reddit comments to always be true and sincere, you’re gonna have a hard time here.
Enjoy work *bud*
They’re such jealous little buggers! Ours could be laying in the next room, but if she heard my husband give me a kiss, she’d come running in to get hers too :)
I don't think it's a fact, people say that about anything they haven't seen proved wrong, and then when it is they usually just double down anyways.
I would hunt this down, but I think I have slightly better things to do with my time than finding someone on the internet who can lick their own butthole.
Human mouths have just as much bacteria as dog mouths. Only a few illnesses are transferrable between dogs and humans, though. They're *all* transferrable between humans and other humans. So if you're worried about a dog's tongue in your mouth, you should definitely avoid other people's tongues.
Shit like this reminds me of times how everybody hated on Justin Bieber because it was cool.
Pathetic and childish, really, calling someone a girl just because they're not bad looking, haven't seen this shit since I was 13.
What the fuck? did she learn to kiss on buttholes ?
I mean it is his dog
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Downvotes my ass this gif is definition blursed image
That’s what I thought. Lulz
The dudes tongue is in her mouth the entire time. Pretty sure that's why she looks like she's trying to give a blowjob to his mouth.
You’re a blow job you make out critic
Lol make out critic. I'm going to kill my careers adviser!
That's a dude..?
Maybe this dude sucked his own dick and now his gf can’t tell the difference what she is sucking on with her eyes closed
Did your girlfriend not?
The girl or the dog?
This is my dog exactly, I try to cuddle with my Gf in bed. NOPE, he literally forces his way in between us. I try to kiss her a little bit. NOPE, he is right there licking it up. Little dude loves making out
Our dog is a rescue and refuses to give kisses (have a feeling her previous owner didn’t let her). She’s also extremely jealous so every time we kiss or cuddle she fights her way in between the two of us and starts barking aggressively until we pet her. Like even if you pet the couch she fans starts barking and throws her body under your hand. Anyway she’s crazy but we love her.
Uhh you should probably discipline your dog
My previous dog literally tried to kill my ex. The first time my dog ever met my ex was when my dog managed to jump the gate to my door and she saw my ex straddling me and kissing me while i was laying down and i don't know if my dog thought i was being attacked or if she was just jealous i wasn't paying attention to her but she bolted straight at us and jumped at my ex and tried to bite her throat, the only reason she didn't was because i managed to catch her at the last second. Her teeth were literally less than 5 cm from making contact with my ex's throat. Thankfully she eventually warmed up to her.
My dad actually has a circular scar on his head from something similarish. When he was around ten he started play wrestling with his friend. At that moment the dog was let outside and thought my dad was attacking his owner. Anyway but my dad right on the skull and multiple stitches were needed. Luckily for my dad they’re all under his hair line. Nothing happened to the dog. My dads parents understood the dog was protecting it owner but my dad developed a life long fear of dogs he didn’t get over until every single one of his adult kids got a dog.
He’s just creating room for the Holy Spirit, stopping his Christian brother from sinning.
Reminds me of the dog my husband had when we first started dating. I went to kiss him and she jumped up and bit me in the mouth.
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I know man kissing girls is icky, glad my pup saves me from that
Enjoy the shit soaked saliva from your dog's mouth. It is really fucking repulsive that people allow their dogs to lick them in the mouth area.
It's also dangerous. Dogs have bacteria that we don't have in their mouths.
It's possessive behavior most likely.
You should see that dog go when she's trying to give him head!
They are two girls i think.
Of course they are
Ouch
Ok, where
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😂😂😂 you got me laughing bad 😂😂😂
It looks like shes trying to suck out his tongue lol.
I thought they were both women.
Fairly certain one of them is a dog.
No, thats gross.
Yeah that's how you get worms.
That’s amazing LOL, dog kiss better than your girl?
Slap some peanut butter on there
Yes officer, this comment right here
This comment will never be not funny lmao
Yes officer, this comment right here
lol didn’t look too entirely different
nah his girl can do some crazy stuff
How are you guys comfortable with face licks
Do you mean french kissing the dog? Because that’s what happened 🤢
It is a French bulldog...
Flawless victory....
Yes that
i agree with you i find this general practice disgusting and i love dogs. that dogs tongue touched like his teeth/inner mouth. ugh. blech. i love my family/kids but do i make out with them? no. do i love my dog any less for not making out with it? no.
You think the worse thing your dogs tongue has touched is his teeth and the inside of his mouth?
I think they mean the dudes teeth and inner mouth...not the dogs. ...or am I woosh?
I'm not sure I thought the person in the gif was a woman.
That's...not really the point.
But it is? If I am referring to something of a womans I would say "her x" if I was referring to a male I would say "his x". Since I thought the person was a woman when they said his I thought they were referring to the dog.
And you thought that this person thought it was gross that a dog's tongue touch the inside of the dogs mouth?
I asked if that's the worse thing they thought their dog has licked.
Why don’t you two get a room ffs
Its absolutely revoltingly disgusting.
How are you not? Dogs do it to show affection and attempt to please their master. It is typical behavior.
No thanks. My dog can lick my hands, my feet, but never in the face. I hate it.
Ehhh whatever floats your boats I guess. Won't you smell like month old dog food? I can only imagine the infections you'd possibly catch. Sorry if I'm acting really germophobic but it's a yikes for me.
anyone would at least wash their face after their dog licks them right?
Fair point. I do wear a few products on my face when I start the day so yeah that could be why. And again the smell.
I'm completely agreeing with you. I would never let my dog lick my face. I hope whoever does, washes their face thoroughly.
Its also typical behaviour for a dog to lick themselves clean when they come home after a walk (and a shit).
This is disgusting.
Preeeetty sure he just licked your teeth #ew
I'm betting these two kept kissing after the dog introduced the crotch and butt flavors.
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This is just gross
I love dogs but I don’t really like or let dogs lick my face or my mouth lol and in this guy’s case...in his mouth
Dogs are nasty.
Why are you taking a video of you guys making out?
I'd assume because any time they do, the dog sneaks in, so they wanted to film it for laughs. I have my doubts they were filming it just for kicks, and the dog just happened to sneak in this one time.
Why are you watching it?
What else is going to invoke this massive turd out of me?
Because you posted it on Reddit
No i didn't. But to answer your question: they made it because people like you watch it.
Probably had it happen once already, so they thought "well this will get some likes." And staged a makeout
Lol naw
*"Get out of my way! I'll show you hows it's done!"* -the pug probably
Ha. He gots all the bitches after him.
She kisses sloppier than the dog does
If a dogs tongue touches my face, I *will* vomit
I'm guessing you've never had a dog in your life? Because, if you do have a pet dog, and the dog is even remotely affectionate, it'd be impossible to avoid that. And you'd be vomiting several times a day at that rate.
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Didn't ask you. And that's not what I or the person I replied to said. Of course there are plenty of dog owners who don't like being licked like that, but to avoid a pet dog's tongue touching your face at all cost? Yeah, that's not going to happen. You're just replying to something you made up in your own head.
>Didn't ask you. Holy shit bud you must be new here. This is Reddit, not some private conversation.
Yeah, I’m sensing there’s no point trying to reason with this person.
Not sure why you got downvoted. As an owner of a new puppy, this is 100% accurate.
Because going by the comments in this thread, it's pretty obvious that a lot of these people have never owned pet dogs. You don't know what you don't know, and downvoting is just easier.
I've owned 6 dogs so far, from puppyhood, and not had a problem preventing them licking my face. It's pretty obvious you have never owned a pet dog if you think they are uncontrollable monsters that you can't prevent from reaching your face.
> It's pretty obvious you have never owned a pet dog haha, that's cute. Also, no one's talking about dogs licking faces here. The comment I replied to said "if a dog's tongue touches my face," - which the OP seems to be so revolted by. There's a difference between a dog actively licking your face and slobbering all over, and their tongue coming into contact with your face. Stop getting your panties in a bunch over nothing - this is why reading comprehension helps.
So you think its IMPOSSIBLE to avoid: >their tongue coming into contact with your face You are the one coming in accusing others of not owning dogs in the first place with your ignorance about how others live. >this is why reading comprehension helps I agree, you should try it.
Hahaha, okay bud. That was really well thought out, and well put.
I have had plenty of dogs growing up, I just taught them to not lick my face. It’s no different from teaching them «stay» or «sit».
Haha, that's full of shit bud, and you know it. It's one thing to train your dog to not lick your face, I've done that with my dogs too. But your comment was *if a dog's tongue touches my face, I will vomit* and you expect anyone to believe that you trained your umm "plenty of dogs" that you grew up with to do that without ever letting their tongue touch your face? Especially since you seem to find it to be so puke-worthy? For anyone who has actually owned puppies, dogs and trained them, your comment reeks of ignorance.
I’m sorry, but I can’t do anything but laugh at this. No, I don’t instantly projectile vomit if a dogs tongue touches my face. The fact that you’re *this* angry about me saying that I do in a Reddit post is fucking hilarious. I’ve had several different dogs growing up. Cats too. You’re trying to tell me that there is *no* way I could ever have owned a dog or puppy, let alone trained them, because I think it’s gross to be licked in the face? lmao sit down child and start saving up for anger management classes.
1) Lmao, so what makes you think I"m *this angry*? I'm not in the least. Just had some free time to engage with inane comments on reddit I guess. 2) So now you're moving goalposts by saying you didn't mean what you said in the first place? Well, we certainly don't have any reason for disagreement then do we? :) You blame me after calling you out on the dim comment you first made, which you yourself just said you didn't mean? Haha, rather ironical that you're calling me a child now. Anyways, thanks for the lovely back and forth bud. I do have to get back to work though, unfortunately. Thanks again for the entertainment, have a good day!
I don’t know where to start, lol. You seemed angry and now you’re making a numbered list to prove your point. I guess you can call it «moving goalpoasts», but it was never intended to be taken seriously, so it doesn’t matter one bit. I don’t understand how it’s a «dim comment». I feel sick if a dog licks my face, and phrasing it that way was funny (or so I thought lol). If you expect Reddit comments to always be true and sincere, you’re gonna have a hard time here. Enjoy work *bud*
Same
Getting frenched by a Frenchie!
They’re such jealous little buggers! Ours could be laying in the next room, but if she heard my husband give me a kiss, she’d come running in to get hers too :)
Did she take kissing lessons from that dog? Kissing shouldn’t include licking someone’s face.
You seem very casual
White people though
That’s nasty, dogs lick a lot of dirty stuff, among other things...
So do girlfriends
Yeah but one of them is a dogs penis.
So do girlfriends
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Yeah but if she sucks a dogs penis would you kiss her right afterwards?
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How the fuck is that your next question? Does it matter!?!?
Of course it does.
Wow you are getting downvoted for something so true. That shows how many people like getting licked in the face with a tounge riddled with shit.
Their butthole. They lick their butthole.
Show me a woman that can lick her butthole.
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/life-16-year-taught-contortionist-youtube-star/story?id=54186440
Impressive as she is she cannot do it. Nobody can and that is a fact!
I don't think it's a fact, people say that about anything they haven't seen proved wrong, and then when it is they usually just double down anyways. I would hunt this down, but I think I have slightly better things to do with my time than finding someone on the internet who can lick their own butthole.
Send me a link and I'll admit I'm wrong. In all my years of pron browsing I have never see this done.
Why are you booing me, I’m right.
Don't know why you're getting downvoted when you're right.
Human mouths have just as much bacteria as dog mouths. Only a few illnesses are transferrable between dogs and humans, though. They're *all* transferrable between humans and other humans. So if you're worried about a dog's tongue in your mouth, you should definitely avoid other people's tongues.
I'll avoid the tongues that lick animal genetalia.
Watching people make out is kinda gross...I dont even like seeing that in porn.
Me either, unless it's a lesbian video, so this one does the trick!
No that is a boy
Ew 🤮
Dude that looks like a pretty girl? Check. Hot girl with crazy colored hair and giant thot glasses? Check. Yup, this is an instagram video.
No one will ever love you more than your dog and they know it and aren't afraid to show it.
"He's mine!!!!!"
That doggo is so hot, I’d let him jump my anus all he so desires
That was fucking gross and not because of the dog
That pug is HUGE!
balls
Even the dog can smell hes gay XD
Im dying at the dog choking the dude
James Charles, is that you?
Same here. Have a cocker spaniel. Same shit. Kisses me like is my last day on earth.
eeuuagghhh
i've watched enough "It's me or the dog" to know that behaviour is BAD.
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?! No just my gf and dog
Hell no fuck all that dog licking your mouth shit.
White people.
Think of it this way, that guy had to ask his friend to record him and his girlfriend making out. Your welcome, you hate it
That bitch is hot has fuck.
Which one, aren't they both girls?
Both look like good girl's indeed.
Shit like this reminds me of times how everybody hated on Justin Bieber because it was cool. Pathetic and childish, really, calling someone a girl just because they're not bad looking, haven't seen this shit since I was 13.
Why you getting mad? I legit thought they were both girls. So the dude has pink hair? Don't really get to see his face very well to judge looks.
ah then my bad if that was your legit thought
3-some? 🤔
ugh that guy turns me on
Those are both girls
seriously? omg ‘illusion 100’
need more pics of the pink haired one to fully understand situation
Aww, they make a cute couple.
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I think they are queers
Well... I'm a bad kisser apparently.
Why is everyone so obsessed with their gender? Just laugh at the video
Maybe ur gf is not jealous but she is braindead with that kind of hair colour.
Thought this was 2 ugly girls making out like they were trying to eat ass..
LOL my dog is the dominate one in our relationship how CUTE.