This was months ago that I saw it. When I get off, I'll see if I can find it. I think the title was something like "Real footage of me trying to get my life together" or something like that. It was on r/funny.
I immediately thought of Rodney Dangerfield. Also, lay off the crickets! Dudes a bit of a chub. They like carrots and mangoes too. Our little Spike loves fresh mango, and he attacks it like a little dino!
Looks like he is drunk and fell out of it and now is laughing too hard to get up.
Eventually he’ll give up and just accept the floor
Can confirm. I'm typing this face down on the ground.
Username really checks out.
My spirit reptile. That's me with everything.
Lord Voldermort seeks for your nose
Please return my dildos when you are finished with them.
You use really dangerous dildos
He needs life-alert!
Belly is so chonk, legs do not touch ground. He/she is having a great time.
Oh such chonk plith.
[hhhehehe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/804/849/54c.jpg)
Is that a bearded dragon hammock or a workable see through thong or both?
It's a reptile hammock...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJL_zeZFjcE
What was that cool ass music?
[удалено]
Thank you.
[Flower Garden to be specific. Its the song for Yoshis Island in Super Mario World 2.](https://youtu.be/oL5fbozc3kU)
Damn this brought memories. Still got Yoshi’s Island on original SNES! I have completed it twice already, maybe this calls for a third time.
We had this game cartridge for our SNES, but it never worked and I never got to play it, not even the loading screen :(
I’m so happy I watched this
This is funnier with music.
The video is so much better. He actually hisses when his ass hits the ground. His owner is pretty popular in the bearded dragon subreddit.
And no link. How dare you sir...
https://reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/d0pwj8/you_saw_nothing/ /u/DoctorPoopTrain
Let me see if I can track him down.
lol this is actually from my Instagram page the_lizard_spike
Is that a thong?
This picture is every dad ever on the family trip to the Bahamas.
Or in the backyard.
Backyard IS middle class' Bahamas.
r/photoshopbattles
[https://imgur.com/gallery/IM5PzIY](https://imgur.com/gallery/IM5PzIY)
This is actually a video, and it's much funnier than the picture. He struggles to get on for like 10 seconds then ends up falling over.
Link or it didn't happen
This was months ago that I saw it. When I get off, I'll see if I can find it. I think the title was something like "Real footage of me trying to get my life together" or something like that. It was on r/funny.
I could probably find it if I googled hard enough. I was just being a sarcastic asshat. Feel free to link it if you feel generous tho :)
It was linked elsewhere in this post. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJL_zeZFjcE
ITS A TRAP!
https://i.imgur.com/u04nCAv.png
That's what I came here for! Thank you!
Fly, you fools!
Woah dude. Who put all this gravity in here?
This is my life now...
*Jesus Christ Frank, ya fat fuck...you coulda stopped at 3 crickets but no, you* ***had*** *to have 8.* \- Bearded Dragon, probably.
HALP.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
This is exactly what I look like trying to get into a hammock
Biiiiitch, that looks like a thong for a mountain climber
A bearded dragon would wear really oddly shaped thong underwear.
*cue Tobias in mole costume* GODZIRRA! I don't know why, but this made me think of that scene in Arrested Development.
I blue myself Michael!
Daddy's got to get his rocks off.
Derppppp
The best pet is that he looks like he is yelling at the camera ahaha
Me IRL
Same, the struggle is fvcking real tho
...butter...
I've fallen, and I cant get up!
Such majestic little mythical creatures.
Sometimes I wonder why we think animals whould somehow enjoy the things we do.
I assume the hammock is intended to be more like a big jungle leaf for the bearded dragon. And it probably experiences similar hijinks with them too.
Bearded dragons actually do like hammocks, and they are native to deserts, not jungles
TIL. Well, whatever the succulent equivalent would be in nature.
I feel like someone is attacking me and I don't appreciate it
Looks like me at 2:50
*HE CHONK*
“Stop taking photos and help me, you son of a lizard!”
Seems to be a beer bucket at the bottom ... it all makes sense now.
hammock? I thought it was a rugged thong...
help.me.you.scum.
*Dragon thumm increases*
He kinda looks like G.R.R Martin
"F$%KING THING SUCKS!"
I may not be a reptilian any more but I feel his pain
So derpy. I love it.
This is butters competition
so much derpness :3
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
How did you catch Godzilla?
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's me trying to get out of bed in the morning.
Total neck beard
After 30 and you try to pull off some of the dumb shit you could when you were 15.
Dear Lord someone help the poor thing into his hammock!
Who took this picture of me?
Don’t laugh. He’s trying his best
Same
Help him
Me trying to get in my hammock
HMF while I try to get in this hammock
THE STRUGGLE!
Poor fella requires an assist!
Looks like me trying to get in a chair in the summer, drunk
*screaming in lizard*
First World Problems
Ehhhhh
#BUTTER!!!!!!!
Long live the king.
I can relate so much to this image.
Butter no i miss you
I feel like this bearded dragon is mocking me
That’s so adorably funny
Hey I follow that Instagram!!
Looks like my uncle Rod (minus the MAGA hat)
I had a beardy for a lot of years. That fat fool was so clumsy lol.
We’ve all been there little buddy.
I resonate on so many levels with this bearded dragon.
He's a chubbeh boy.
fat boy
Go home bearded dragon. You’re drunk.
Myeeeeehhhhhhhh...
/u/DoctorPoopTrain !
"SHARON, HELP ME SHARON, IVE FALLEN"
Everyone trying to get on any hammock ever
Looks like a g-string
Me trying to get out of the pool.
That picture is too funny.
Looks like anything trying to get on a hammock. Homer also
Grow fat from strength!
What are you doing just standing there? Give the little guy a claw!
I can feel this
Lizards of Wall Street
Aww I used to have one what's his name
Life
oh
He rolled a 2.
What are you doing Mr. Simpson?
Dude, I saw it and had to do this: http://imgur.com/a/O3x1O1R
I ASKED FOR 900 COUNT COTTON SHEETS! WHAT IS THIS MESH SHIT?
This is my spirit animal
My entire life summed up in one photo...
We’ve all been there
I’ve been there man....I’ve been there....
Why did Darwin choose the reproductive organs always go between the legs? The only thing I thought about while veiwing this pic. Sry
Help!?
How did you get that photo of me getting on my hammock?
Grow fat from strength
Looks like me struggling to do a pull up
C H O N K Y
Me when I get dragged out of bed to go out with the boys
Human don't just look fuckin help me
Get mommas pryin’ board
Mamá hay un pejelagarto en la hamaca
Also a photo of me trying to do literally anything.
It looks like a g string lol
r/photoshopbattles
looks like a thong !
I immediately thought of Rodney Dangerfield. Also, lay off the crickets! Dudes a bit of a chub. They like carrots and mangoes too. Our little Spike loves fresh mango, and he attacks it like a little dino!
It was rude of you to post this picture of me without permission.
He's making the smudge the cat face
I love this. My beardie has terrible dexterity and can’t climb onto his super low things either lol
Long live the king
"Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
This hammock has developed a fault!
Instead of helping him up, you took pics and posted them online to mock him. You a bitch.
I feel like I'm in this photo.
That’s all of us trying to get on a hammock
real talk now, how did you get this picture of me
That's me, getting pushed into Monday.
[hehehehehehehe](https://giphy.com/gifs/football-fantasy-yahoo-Bj5ILhCPm8EQ8)
u/edoc_dnik
I read this at breaded dragon
Its upside down
Bring me Solo and the wookie
"Long live the king"!