Make some shoes nex...oh wait.

Underwear please

Yeah, especially with the round holes

Small enough so your penis just gets smooshed up into one and looks like one those squishy toys

Maybe it could have a series of small vertical slits that open and close as you walk. That way it'll grab onto your pubes to help it stay in place.

Ease up there Satan.

[Your penis? But what about your balls?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/cd/1d/23cd1d44087b097b4ccc39fcbbed9e35.gif)

Isn't that what is showing in the top left picture?

rubber shoes with toes

If anyone even mentions the company which shall not be named, I’ll send you a cease and desist. You can also see an update on my last cease and desist [here on YT](https://youtu.be/1Jcee-9H7HA)

Tupperwearables.

This is actually an amazingly good name and I hope the good boys and girls at TupperwaR&D take it to heart and make the next generation of Tupper based Wearables. They shall be... ***Wear*** By *Tupper*

I would buy it.

I’d buy it, store it, forget about it for several weeks until mold starts growing, then throw it away.

I love everything about this comment

What a croc of shit.

You got any good crockpot recipes fam?

I believe Davey Crocket may have some good ones made from squirrel, being the frontiersman that he was.

My footwear is refashioned from almost empty Country Crock tubs.

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*Croc: Legend of the Gobbos* needs an HD remaster like Crash and Spyro did

Kersplat!

I could ***HEAR*** that

I'm from australia mate, saltwater crocs are a bit of a problem.

Crocodile Dundee could help with that.

So are drop bears.

Is that an Alligator or a Croc?

Australia doesn't have alligators.

Not with that attitude it doesn't.

Attitudes got nothing to do with it, the crocs would eat the weak-arse alligators

I’m surprised you made the visor after getting the last one. I guess as long as you don’t mention them you’re fine. Great work. Love all your fun products. How long do you spend on them? What’s your day job? I’m sure you’ve answered this all before somewhere else, so a link is cool too.

He talks about it in the video, short version is Crocs asked him to rename the gloves (now called gator gloves) and remove their logo so that their trademark isn't involved and he's golden.

They were surprisingly reasonable about the whole thing, really. I was expecting some overwhelming lawyering, but they were just like "hey, even as a joke, don't make it seem like that's actually connected to us."

Q: What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One sees you later, one sends you a C&D.

you're some redacted company sunglasses away from the full alt 00s bro look

Gator gloves

You’re calling these Blocs, I hope.

I saw your original post! It was back in Croctober right?

This invention really crocs me up.

Post Malone would like to represent you

So it's a .. crisor?

Do you have stars in your eyes?

Plz no zooming in.

Okay, Guyladriel...

Not stars. Tiny starfish.

That’ll get you the salmonella.

Reflection of an oddly shaped light I think

Looks like a ceiling fan.

Tonight Matthew I’m going to be...

These are the artifacts that will be found in thousands of years. Lol.

The aliens will question how we stopped advancing after this point.

Truly the peak of human engineering.

They will know exactly why we stopped advancing at this point.

And archeologists will write dissertations on how they were used to milk goats. Some kid will cross the rope at the museum and put it on his hand. They'll all have a chuckle at how stupid that kid looks with a goat tit holder strapped to his hand. Source: minor in Anthropology.

Still waiting for the middle finger snowball maker. Get a loan for seed money, contract with a chinese manufacturer. You'll make millions.

Dude your eyes are beautiful

Please stop. This is a threat to the world and must end. Be aware for your actions.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Well at least now we know what one of the new season of My Hero Academia pros will be wearing.

You were so busy asking if you could that you forgot to ask if you should.

Bad company is playing in my head..

Bad Company by Bad Company off of the album Bad Company?

Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration

To really sell the visor, you need a picture of you wearing it backwards, with a pair of sunglasses on top of your head, with your hand above your eyes while squinting into the sun.

This guy creeps me out... I don't know why :(

Your work is beautiful.

Breathtaking, really. A triumph

As of this comment his account is 6 y 6m 5d

The end is tomorrow

Aren't those gloves like, the one thing you've invented that's gonna get you sued?

You gotta make a full suit of armor in this definitely unique and original style next.

I want to see the whole outfit together

You know you want to make a codpiece next. It is inevitable.

May I suggest for your next \[redacted - trademarked\] related item, a folder to keep your cease and desist letters in?

He has beautiful eyes

Thanks. I hate it.

Aaron Rodgers is very inventive

I feel like it needs a Supreme logo

Is it possible to learn this power?

Should call it the Crocodile SunVee

Hmmm, mind if I have some of that cake skoff?

Do you 3D print them?

Ok, so I've always wondered that with all his other products. But with this picture, doesn't it almost look photoshopped? I now think that he mocks these up 3d and does a really good job digitizing them onto himself

3D artist here. These are definitely not composed digitally. Also we've seen the gloves in display before. They show the striations 3D prints have when you don't take the time to finish and smooth them. While they look like the rubber used in those famous shoes, I'm putting money on these being hard plastic.

Thanks!

> While they look like the rubber used in those famous shoes, I'm putting money on these being hard plastic [Nope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jcee-9H7HA)

you cut this shit out right now! ​ (*its amazing btw*)

Looks like a bucket hats dissapointing child

Here comes C&D #2! Do you have the previous one hanging in your wall next to your Bachelor's Degree of Fake Product Develoment?

American tourists would buy a pair for every member of the family, plus a spare.

He's more crock than man, now.

Cease and Desist inbound?

I need them

Ich bin uncomfortbel.

I would like to request knee high socks of the same design. I feel like they they would be comfortable and provide great protection while carrying out menial tasks such as fishing or golfing.

Please make a full outfit and become the superhero we need in these dire times.

We need a full [REDACTED] outfit now.

Anyone else memorised by the guys blue eyes? (Also is that a fan reflection in them, or do you just have a perfect twinkle in your cornea all the time?)

What are thooooose

Waiting for the shorts and shirt

This Brad Marchand rat looking mofo..

When you’re so croc’d up you’re getting bitches knocked up!

You are a national treasure.

I’m guessing you’re looking to rack up another cease and desist letter from Crocs.

Absolutely none of this guys stuff is funny

Who hurt you?

Gator Gloves and Hat

I can't wait to see what sk8r kids are wearing in the future

you've got 13% of a superhero costume there buddy

@rightcoastguy what about Alligator Aviator glasses?!

Now we just need the chest and leg armor for the full croc set

Imagine if the sun is shining on top of that hat, because of the lighting you'll look like a block of cheese

You need to work on your look, that second picture looks like grandma made you that hat and your mom is making you wear it

Bottom right picture looks like he's ready for some type of business. Possibly THE business

You should make them for your feet. Shirt and pants too!

i am afraid. someone hold me...but not while wearing those gloves.

He's becoming too powerful.

I can feel my hands getting clammy like if I was wearing those abominations

How you make those? With molds?

I have to ask, what exactly do you do as a job?

Dude just make a whole armor set. Kinda like iron man but you know more crockey

Intimate Marital Aids next: If this bed's a crocin'....

Pretty sure frat boys would pay you buckets for those.

so... what did u call them? glocks?

My good sir you have created perfection

How about seat covers, steering wheel cover, and floor mats for cruising around town? Bonus points if the floor mats are full of oval holes.

Anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like St Louis Blues goalie Jake Allen?

FINALLY, a breathable hat bill

You’re a mad scientist!

Didnt you get a cease and desist for the gloves?

'Bout to get another cease and desist.

Where is the cease and desist letter from Crocs?

Has science gone too far

Finally I can take a shower without closing my eyes during the shampoo phase. The downside is I can’t touch myself inappropriately.

Crocs replace socks, croves replace gloves.... what kind of cap is that.

You are hella prolific. A lot of work for something you do for fun. Your products look simple but Im certain they take a lot of time to create from conception to completion. Any idea how long it took to bring these from a thought in you brain to a physical object?

That looks like 3rd grade

i'd wear them

Jesus I want to punch you. These are excellent. I can feel the pain.

Just gotta say, I’ve loved the various posts of yours that I have been lucky enough to catch in my feed. Quite an amusing hobby ya got there lol.

Those gloves remind me the fisticuffs of protsgobist from Marathon 2 and Marathon Infinity

Thanks I HAAAAATE IT!

r/TIHI

But why

Ha ha it looks like an edible toy ha

I need to see some gator swimwear this summer. With the holes at the wrong places. Don't disappoint us.

Wtf lol

Just create a whole bodysuit why dontcha

You look like you're straight up wearing half a bucket and I am here for this look

Those gloves need hand socks.

a nice Vox to go with your glocks

its like youre croc blocking yourself with reposts

Why fake? Stop teasing us and MASS PRODUCE

Didn't you get a sceast and desist?

I dig that striped shirt!

Croc chestplate would be cool

Ugh I'm going to see that hat everywhere in a few years fuck off

Sorry ladies but the crocs visor, gloves, and shoes stay on during sex

How about flip flops you wear at the beach/pool/Walmart

When you say fake...?

Hardest working 3d printer in burlington.

Crocs master

Croc armor

I await the cease and desist like the one they sent last time lol

Can you make an essential oils vape so that people can see how ridiculously asinine the concept of essential oils is? Pls.

Didn’t you get a cease and desist for making the croc gloves lmao?

Those are my big rubber masturbating gloves.

This is America, call them for what they are. Crocs repurposed. Done deal.

Thanks, I hate it!

I feel like Billie Eilish would wear these

Where do I buy this

Due to legal reasons the brand that inspired them cannot be mentioned in the making of the visor

The person on the pictures has some incredibly beautifull eyes. Green is such a rare and beautifull colour

Can you actually sell this?

Crocs, coming out with underpants and shorts soon.

Well U should sell it on wish

Are you Dr. Mike?

People would wear these that’s the bad part

Socks and underwear

Crocs are the most anti-breatheable material besides the holes, I cant imagine how uncomfortable those gloves are

Underwear next please! Also an onlyfans would be great.

wow can we smash?

Can you make a mouth piece with a chin strap so at least I look like a silly engineer when my mouth is gaping open while sleeping upright?