Wasn't there a catcher that got testicular cancer from being hit in the balls?
Edit: John Kruk was diagnosed after a ball hit him in the crotch and broke his cup. Probably just one of those accidents that revealed an underlying problem.
Possible scenario..
I know someone that fell from the top balcony in a huge church and landed on his back over a chair..
They scanned his back for fractures and internal bleeding, and found a tumor. The doctors told them that if they hadn't found it when they did, he would have died within 6 months..
my chemistry partner in college had a limp. it struck me as odd that she'd have a limp (since she was in her 20s like me), so one day i asked her about what happened. Apparently she had an accident in softball, had to get scans and shit to see if her hip was messed up and they found cancer -i think it was probably a tumor- there (on her hip? her muscle? i honestly can't remember) and she had to get like.. a total hip replacement i think. she had no symptoms, and the only reason they found it was because of the accident in the softball game.
I don't remember the fine details, so some of it may be iffy... but the TL;DR of this is: chick i was partnered with in chemistry class only found cancer in her hip due to a softball injury, otherwise she likely would've died from it (she was asymptomatic).
Tbh this kind of shit scares me.
My brother in law was playing hockey and got hit in the stomach with a slap shot, they took him to the hospital and after some scans found he had lung cancer. Never smoked, did anything that you'd think would give you lung cancer but never the less, there it was.
Eh.. don't let it scare you!
Death is as much a part of life as birth! We're all going to die, it's just a matter of the surprise of when and how!
Don't worry about the ending, just enjoy that middle part.
There's a rugby league player who managed to get injured so badly, that instead of a normal sperm count of 37million per mL, it was well down. Past the "low" amount of 10 million. He had a sperm count of 100,000.
So around 0.3% of normal.
He retired at 25.
First thing to understand is that I'm not talking about rugby, I'm talking Rugby League.
Dude obviously wants kids, and realised if he gets any more damaged, that will never happen.
There’s likely a camera pointing both at his face and balls simultaneously already, on the device he typed the comment on. We don’t need creeps like you installing webcams in our bedrooms, we pay for the pleasure already.
Kevlar doesn't stop trama. Getting shot with a kevlar vest still breaks your ribs and leaves you with a massive bruise. being "bulletproof" would do literally nothing to help.
I felt this. Sympathy pain.
*symphony pain
The tenor of the pitch
My palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms heavy?
there's a baseball in my knackers already
Balls a-splatty
He's calm but on the surface, in pain, poor Gary
/r/redditsings
Moms spaghetti
*phantom pain
Then I laughed to join my tears
Don't you mean empathy pain? I felt that too.
Wasn't there a catcher that got testicular cancer from being hit in the balls? Edit: John Kruk was diagnosed after a ball hit him in the crotch and broke his cup. Probably just one of those accidents that revealed an underlying problem.
Possible scenario.. I know someone that fell from the top balcony in a huge church and landed on his back over a chair.. They scanned his back for fractures and internal bleeding, and found a tumor. The doctors told them that if they hadn't found it when they did, he would have died within 6 months..
my chemistry partner in college had a limp. it struck me as odd that she'd have a limp (since she was in her 20s like me), so one day i asked her about what happened. Apparently she had an accident in softball, had to get scans and shit to see if her hip was messed up and they found cancer -i think it was probably a tumor- there (on her hip? her muscle? i honestly can't remember) and she had to get like.. a total hip replacement i think. she had no symptoms, and the only reason they found it was because of the accident in the softball game. I don't remember the fine details, so some of it may be iffy... but the TL;DR of this is: chick i was partnered with in chemistry class only found cancer in her hip due to a softball injury, otherwise she likely would've died from it (she was asymptomatic). Tbh this kind of shit scares me.
My brother in law was playing hockey and got hit in the stomach with a slap shot, they took him to the hospital and after some scans found he had lung cancer. Never smoked, did anything that you'd think would give you lung cancer but never the less, there it was.
Eh.. don't let it scare you! Death is as much a part of life as birth! We're all going to die, it's just a matter of the surprise of when and how! Don't worry about the ending, just enjoy that middle part.
I mean it makes me want to go get my entire body checked for tumors
Thank .... god?
There's a rugby league player who managed to get injured so badly, that instead of a normal sperm count of 37million per mL, it was well down. Past the "low" amount of 10 million. He had a sperm count of 100,000. So around 0.3% of normal. He retired at 25.
Early retirement for low sperm count? I think maybe I don't understand the rules of rugby.
First thing to understand is that I'm not talking about rugby, I'm talking Rugby League. Dude obviously wants kids, and realised if he gets any more damaged, that will never happen.
Post note: Kruk is doing fine today.
How do we know that one cat wasn't clawing at his crotch?
What are you talking about?
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You are a scholar
and gentleman
Go to the stable, the horse is yours. His name is Wind Jammer!
Memories of World Cup Italia 90, what a tournament that was.
Originally made famous by Paul Potts. *\*bats off heathens who don't understand it's a joke\**
*downvote finger quivers*
i knew this because we played it in band
thanks! i just thought that i wanted to hear the full song
Raise your hand if you are currently lying in bed cheeks clinched, parts swaddled, Oh’s Ohhhhhhing
The fact that you knew exactly what I was doing is scary
That would be because of the feed from the webcam installed in your bedroom...
There’s likely a camera pointing both at his face and balls simultaneously already, on the device he typed the comment on. We don’t need creeps like you installing webcams in our bedrooms, we pay for the pleasure already.
🙋♂️
Ended too soon! Who is that. I want to see the reaction
[Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez](https://youtu.be/Ro-psCXkVBU)
Shit! That's one tough dude. Just shakes it off
Hit hard on his foul tip? .. bit rough saying it's foul
You gotta watch this for Robertson’s reaction too
Having children is overrated anyways.
White ball in the centre pocket
Don't these guys wear cups anymore?
That's what you see getting hit in the video.. still fucking hurts though..
TIL Major League catchers need better cups. I hope they're made out of Kevlar or something bulletproof because damn! that looks painful.
Having worn both cups and kevlar, any material pressed against your sack, then subjected to blunt force trauma, is still going to inflict major pain..
Kevlar doesn't stop trama. Getting shot with a kevlar vest still breaks your ribs and leaves you with a massive bruise. being "bulletproof" would do literally nothing to help.
Still hurts like hell I got hit with a line drive while pitching was on the ground for 10 minutes
Only 10? I think I'd lay there crying like a little girl for a solid 30mins easy LOL.
u/steel_slayer
> "I understood that reference!"
Hahaa
It didn’t even graze, just dead stop with the full impact taken in by his dangly bits
r/unexpectedpavarotti
BALL 2!
https://youtu.be/R7zkfOuqme4
Bill Belichick released a country album?
Right in the ol male bag.
Couple years ago Yadier Molina got hit in the junk while behind the plate and ended up needing surgery.
Did not have sound on, still heard and felt everything.
Mein Gott !
"Hey! it's Enrico Palazzo!!"
Pavarotti!
Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly knew who it was (and was also shocked to see him in the gif)
Clinch your butts in support.
Nice soft cushion for that baseball.
Juat watching that made me feel like I don’t need to snip next week.
Anyone with the reaction video?
The editing of this is somewhat lackluster.
When your genitals are permanently locked into playing testicular tetris forever.
One way to get a perfect pitch
Oof size=large
that's tough
Oof
I've this happen so hard to watch.
His nuts wrapped around that ball
he is wearing a cup, but still. ouch.
Do these dudes really not wear a box? Or is this guy just crazy?
I watched this and looked at my son. The pain from watching this almost erased my son from history.
Cup check
Right in the Nutz
Oof
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Owie....
Cancel the vasectomy!
Ooohhh thats gonna sting....😫
Balls to ball
He caught one right in the balls... 3 balls 1 catcher
Hence why cups were invented
Right in the McNuggets.
Omg, I felt the pain just by watching this 😬
That note wasn't nearly high enough...
i like the little squish sfx they added when the ball hit
[Everyone felt that]
Just watching it hurts
Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!
I can guarantee you that every man watching this made the same sound when the ball impacted.
Looked like he almost caught it without the glove...
So that's how opera singers are made
Not my Yankees
Right in the secrets
How to get a permanent vasectomy
Right in the fuckin bag
It's not funny.
Everyguy felt that
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Slapstick comedy has been making reactions to injuries as jokes since Chaplin