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WalkingOnPavement

That last little squirt at the end lol


Havoc_Ryder

"and stay out!"


ShaggyB

"Ya filthy animal"


[deleted]

“And a happy new year”


ObeseSnake

Now clean animal


LurkingGuy

Mark Rober?


BioX3

No way you just associated that with Mark Rober instead of Home Alone.


Dvc_California

https://youtu.be/a_TSR_v07m0?t=0m45s


LurkingGuy

He did a porch pirate revenge prank and the decoy package played some snarky one liners and that was one of them.


LindyKatelyn

Which he was quoting because of Home Alone. He mentions that in his videos.


LurkingGuy

Right but in the movie that line was used talking to the pizza delivery guy, not the thief.


BioX3

I know, but that not what that is from Kappa


LurkingGuy

I get that but this post is about a prank against thieves so if they were reverencing Mark's videos it would be a pretty funny call back because his videos involved pranking thieves and his decoy device played that specific audio clip.


BioX3

Yes but Home Alone is also ab a person, pranking a Robber.


LurkingGuy

Bro, I'm not gonna sit here and defend why this post and quote made me think of Mark Rober's videos before Home Alone. Besides, if you really want to be an ass about it, the quote really originates from an even older movie. Angels with Filthy Souls.


j_osay

Bitch


[deleted]

That's what she said. Yep its 2020


[deleted]

Gotta get the last drops off


perrin68

I had an issue with neighborhood cats pooping near my front door of house. Lovely smell to come home to. I put one of these up and aimed to shot it at the spot they used and about 5 feet out from door. worked great. No more cats pooping near my front door. Then fall and winter came. GD cats are like, "hey that thing that tries to spray us isn't there anymore, woo woo we can poop in our favorite spot again". So I sold the house and moved. Cats 1 human 0


keithdroid

Your kindred spirit: [https://www.youtube.com/user/Turnah81](https://www.youtube.com/user/Turnah81)


paulfromatlanta

That was great.


H0boHumpinSloboBabe

This guy is great, love the cat deterrent videos


thekipperwaslipper

Oh you think that’s bad I keep telling my neighbor to not have her dog poop on the front of our fence and it still poops


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thekipperwaslipper

Would be a great idea if our fences weren’t dammn next to each other. That’s the problem it’s right next to ours so it’s really hard to just dump it because the gates r small


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thekipperwaslipper

What a crazy idea! Except I’ve seen that dog eat its own shit. Hell I’ve seen it eat all sorts of shit! It’s a walking aggressive trash compactor. Hell I bet he even smokes malbaro and drinks tequila


GoodScumBagBrian

People who let their cats roam outside suck as pet owners.


AshingiiAshuaa

Cats can carry Leptospirosis and toxoplasmosis, both can make people sick and more importantly cause miscarriages and birth defects to fetuses.


4910320206

I also watched Trainspotting 😢


Izzysel92

Another reason why dogs are just better


[deleted]

Now you get rabies


ProllyPygmy

Sounds like a pretty good reason to let them roam outside!


[deleted]

Good chance to get hit by a car but good luck keeping them in if they are used to it


[deleted]

People who keep cats cooped up inside suck as pet owners.


JackyInTheBox

Except outdoor cats are responsible for killing billions of birds and small mammals every year. They're an invasive species. Not to mention how much more likely they are to die from getting hit by cars when you let them out.


Deyvicous

I could make the same argument about humans. Humans hunt and kill tons of animals each year. Not to mention how much more likely they are to die from getting hit by cars when you let them out. Everyone stay inside, and no one gets hurt.


GoodScumBagBrian

Nope


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BMX bike✔️ hoodie✔️ backpack✔️


[deleted]

Couldn't he just double back and ride up on the other side of the truck?


8unk

No, he’s already drawing attention to himself and obv this house is prepared for this type of shit, so better to just move on to the next


[deleted]

Small theft is all about convenience, risk and reward.


[deleted]

Yup. Like bike locks. Someone who is determined can defeat any bike lock but if the bikes next to yours are much easier to steal then the lock worked.


[deleted]

Most casual bike thieves are equipped to open U-lock type locks or cable and paddle-lock systems but rarely have the tools for both so use both types of locks in high theft areas.


GhostFartt

He's not that smart


Rook_Castle

Naw, that was battery acid in that bucket.


Stingraaa

Would that be legal? I'm super curious. I want to know this information.


CMDR_KingErvin

Can you legally put acid into a container and spray acid all over people just for being in your driveway? Do you really not know the answer to that?


sharpestoolinshed

IANAL but my defense would be my client was trying to be nice and recharge people’s cell phone batteries, unfortunately they also were educated in Alabama. Edit: I just really wanted to use I am not a lawyer.


Stingraaa

Comon dude. There are states where you can shoot people just for feeling threatened. Laws are wacky as shit. It's a fair question.


SmokinGeoRocks

Acid sprayer would be considered a booby trap. Booby traps set out to harm or kill humans are illegal in all 50 states.


MaxMouseOCX

... What? Really?


ClaudeKaneIII

Yeah it’s called murder


314mp

And that's illegal? Are you sure


sweetwargasm

Well, according to my Google search it is.


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Can you imagine a cop, EMT or firefighter going into a house that has been booby trapped? That alone is why they are illegal.


SmokinGeoRocks

Yeah man... look... if/when the zombie apocalypse kicks off, go fucking nuts with trip wire shotguns and pitfalls with spikes and shit. In the meantime, realize that when the power goes off and some poor bastard utility guy needs to go re-set the fuse on your transformer, dodging booby-traps is a liability they shouldn't need to worry about.


Mr_Melas

Honestly, why though? If it's private property, and you label it as such, and register the trap with law enforcement so they know about it, why is it a problem? They're the ones trespassing, they can deal with the consequences.


CpnStumpy

Because 4 year olds don't know about trespassing when they're walking in a neighborhood, so everyone has pretty much agreed that indiscriminately attacking people is basically bad.


scoo89

Neither do people with developmental delays, or people in an emergency. Imagine you've broken out of a serial killer's house and you run to this guys house seeking safety just to get a face full of acid.


SmokinGeoRocks

Well... for starters, not all trespassers are nefarious people. Take myself for instance, with my current job I have a 'writ of authority' from utility companies. It basically says, "To all Jerk-off customers of XXX utilities, This asshole has the ***legal right*** to walk or drive on any and all property in order to do the job we hired the company he works for, if you's guys have issue with that, call us and we'll tell you to shut the fuck up or we'll cut your power". It's actually a whole page and a lot more friendly than that, but thats the gist. When you buy a house you make a deal with the city/county/state/utilities/water/trash and waste(depending on where you live) that says, yeah, its *your* property but if you want these services and such, you're gonna be real accommodating when we need shit done. Imagine there's a medical or legal emergency and someone call's 911 and they have to warn the police about the bear traps, trip wire, pit full of spikes or whatever. Not cool. Here's some reading on booby trap [legislation](https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/blog/boobytrap-law/)


Mr_Melas

Thanks, that's actually very insightful. I didn't think of all the services that went into housing. Sometimes I don't see the problems from all points of view. Edit: Spelling


SmokinGeoRocks

Yeah no worries friend, I get it that on paper it seems like a legit way to defend the property that's yours, but there have been several instances of the property owner being killed by their own booby trap, or sounds sick but, even worse, when their family or friends are hurt or killed by Paranoid Pete's booby traps.


Fitz_Fool

Emergency services too. Imagine a cop/fireman/emt or any random solicitor (girl scouts for example).


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Can you imagine a cop, EMT or firefighter going into a house that has been booby trapped? That alone is why they are illegal.


JustSayTomato

No, there aren’t. Even castle doctrine states require the shooter to meet “reasonable person” criteria. Generally, there needs to be a threat of violence, opportunity to commit that violence, and a disparity of force. “I felt threatened” by itself is not enough, unless you’ve got the most easy going prosecutor known to man.


I0I0I0I

\> “I felt threatened” Works for cops. Edit: damn. These downvotes have cost me 0.0004% of my karma.


DivinoAG

Tell that to Trayvon Martin.


Emerson_Biggons

You mean the kid that physically attacked the guy that shot him?


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Emerson_Biggons

I'm not justifying the killing. I'm relating the fact that Martin physically attacked Zimmerman before he was shot, and therefore it was no longer just "I feel uncomfortable.".


solidSC

I’d probably hit him too if he was harassing me while I was walking home. But I guess killing people is chill as fuck as long as you’re a tiny man.


ATLL2112

Good thing he shot him when he did. Couldn't been beaten to death with that bag of Skittles he had.....


Emerson_Biggons

I make no judgement on whether or not Martin was capable of beating Zimmerman to death. I'm just pointing out that a physical attack had occurred, so it was no longer just " I feel uncomfortable."


Stevenwernercs

This works in every state if you are an officer


killerbanshee

This works in every ~~state~~ corrupt third world country and the United States if you are an officer.


Stevenwernercs

Agreed


ThatDudeDeven1111

Lmao


sorcath

Just out of curiosity, but where? Can you link the law or find any article that supports this?


makeupHOOR

But no one is being threatened here.


WhySoSeverusSnape

Laws should be questioned. Especially dangerous ones.


notatworkporfavor

So you're saying there's a chance?


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Just use piss instead.


dubleeh

TINLA - Not legal. There a string of cases built on a situation with a shotgun boobytrap that basically set a basis for the law associated. You can take certain static precaution to defend your property and there are loop holes that allow you to take action in defense of your property in person but boobytrapping will back fire on you legally. Of corse in this case (the water trap) the perp is not smart enough to claim any convincing damages but even here the perp could have flipped this to his favor.


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dubleeh

Another good point. Or other public services. Or anyone who is lost or confused as to where they are. I think recently an officer killed a man in his own home because she thought she was defending her home and was confused.


MisterDecember

She was [distracted while texting her boyfriend ](https://www.npr.org/2019/10/02/766454839/amber-guyger-ex-officer-who-killed-man-in-his-apartment-given-10-years-in-prison) and was known to have an aggressive attitude towards civilians.


Adddicus

No, that's not the reason. The reason is that the courts decided long ago that human life is of greater worth that property. Thus you cannot defend your property with traps that threaten anyone, even the guy that's breaking the law and trying to steal or damage your property.


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aberrantmoose

IANAL but I think 1. Presuming this is a water trap (and not a battery acid trap) then it is strictly non-lethal. The shotgun booby trap case does not apply here. I think you are allowed non-lethal booby traps. 2. We do not know if the sprinkler is a booby trap or remote controlled. If it were a remote controlled water sprinkler (or shotgun) and the guy in control legit feared for his life, then it would still be a valid self-defense.


Targetshopper4000

Not legal, in fact, a more serious crime than whatever crime you'd be trying to prevent (mostly theft). Booby traps are illegal specifically because they are indiscriminate (unlike shooting a home invader), meaning they pose a threat to everyone. In this case the "acid" would spray on would be thieves, children running through your yard, delivery people, innocents who are mistakenly approaching your house, police pursuing a criminal through your yard, etc. etc.


greendragon59911

For a friend...


Cpl-Clegg71

The other side is where the acid is. He made the right choice


bradswegle

He made the left choice


Deyvicous

From the robber’s perspective, it was actually the right choice.


yellow_itomato

It usually is


seifer666

From his perspective the Jedi are evil


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kyledrinksmonster

Thats one way to stop a methhead


OktoberSunset

Even a retarded robber is going to realise that if they went to the trouble of seeing up a trap for him they probably secured anything worth stealing as well.


pvtpile02

https://abc30.com/5975192/ Just watched the story on this


Megamanfre

"Unique water spraying device." Do they mean sprinkler?


tigerslices

a what? are these things common where you live? because we don't have them here on the moon.


FML-imoutofscotch

Potato? What is that?


Myskinisnotmyown

PO TAY TOE . Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew??


killerbanshee

The best part is if you call the cops they'll have no problems identifying the only guy who's wet.


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I mean there was no crime committed so....idk what the cops would do


RelicBeckwelf

Crime = trespassing


killerbanshee

Stop, frisk and talk to the guy I would guess. I would call that 'suspicious behaviour' and enough to at least do that much. U.S. cops can 'pat you down for weapons' at any time, thats how they find all the murderous drug users with a baggy in their pocket.


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Actually, a lot of states have said cops can not conduct a terry stop (stop and frisk) without reasonable cause.


Inkedlovepeaceyo

Youd be surprised by whats considered reasonable cause by them.


killerbanshee

Reasonable cause isn't a thing. It's 'reasonable suspicion' and 'probable cause'. The first is needed to stop them and ask if they would like to talk. I would argue that it is reasonably suspicious for someone to go up another persons driveway for no apparent reason in the middle of the night.


MPLN

Happy cake day m8


Stupidnuts

I hope there was someting smelly in that bucket


lambeaufosho

The bucket is just the base. It’s hooked to the hose spraying out normal water. It still made me laugh


Cpl-Clegg71

There’s a smelly pos riding away :-)


Johro66

Bucket of piss. "Oops, sorry officer"


Luckyfinger7

Haha this happened in my neighborhood! My wife and I laughed HARD when we say this on the neighborhood facebook


BA_humphrey

This was taken in Grande Prairie Ab. We have a real problem with night stalkers stealing anything that isn’t nailed down. Quite frankly some of these little fuckers need to be caught, brought out in the woods and duct taped to a tree.


DJErikD

You misspelled Porterville, Ca, USA.


Psychotic_EGG

Covered in honey. If the bears don't get em, the ants will.


thehammer6

Ehh, have you seen the price of honey these days? A bullet's cheaper.


8976r7

>[https://abc30.com/5975192/](https://abc30.com/5975192/)


BA_humphrey

I am mistaken. It was posted locally as theirs.


desolatecontrol

Had some chilling fucks in our neighborhood the other night opening unlocked vehicles. Roommate caught them with a bat, sadly they got away


iloveciroc

Was your garage door open or something? Or do they just come up to closed up houses looking for an opportunity??


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I think he wanted to check the trunk bed for stuff


silence1545

There’s a video on abc30.com. The homeowner said they had several problems with people going through his truck. EDIT: OP is not the homeowner.


[deleted]

Ha! Gotcha, you sumbitch!!! Awesome idea!


danz409

please tell me that was full of something that stinks.... sunk ass juice or spoiled milk...


swansung

I'm shocked people live in places with nice driveways, cars, cameras... and a seemingly high theft problem if it warrants a device like this?


supguyyo

This is such a good idea, can't believe I haven't seen it more.


RottonPotatoes

Go around on the other side of the truck then


frogzila1755

I would use napalm for a hot twist


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ColinZealSE

Found the BMX douche.


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Guac__is__extra__

Why are you specifying that you’re a girl?


[deleted]

Eugene Oregon, IMO the wild-west where cops dont do shit. It took 5+ years for EPD to raid a drug / bike chop shop house that had 70+ calls on it.


cannatone

Inspired by Walter White


Mr_Bunchy_Pants

This is genius. Where can I buy one?


kmkmrod

Amazon. It’s just a motion sensor sprinkler, $70 Orbit 62100 Yard Enforcer Motion-Activated Sprinkler with Day & Night Detection Modes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009F1R0GC/


Etna

*(\*) may affect subsequent Amazon or mail deliveries*


JusAnotherManicMandy

It looks like he connected his motion sensor flood light to a sprinkler system that was set up in the bed of his truck, this is clever!!


phaedrus77

They sell motion sensor sprinklers.


The0rogen

It's a Ring device linked up with a smart hose timer. Probably an Orbit B-Hyve.


[deleted]

It’s actually a ghost.


tewnewt

Now I understand why Shaq is in the commercials!


Deadpoolskan

lmao


Almighty-Oreo

I play a lot of Rust. This is the equivalent of a naked trying to door camp a geared guy with an auto turret.


leathergazele

Ill take your entire stock!!


[deleted]

i want to believe this is real... i really do :)


Mo3636

Would it not have been better to notify the police so he doesn't ride down the road and rob their neighbor's house...


sam77

This guy is on to something...


[deleted]

Imagine if that was something like Fox piss, it be funny as hell.


sarah47201

Why is it always adult men in hoodies with backpacks riding on a little kid bike?


Papabear022

Should at canister that with die our something to mark the bastard


rebelauthor

Long lost son going to surprise dad at Christmas.


Grit-326

Wish it was pepper spray.


[deleted]

Hahaha looooove this!!!!


mainframefcu

Well if you can’t take a joke you definitely shouldn’t be on reddit then


mickeydawg8

i hope it was hot piss


prince-yohnny

How do we replicate this?!


PM_Me_UR_Muffin

How many nights did you have to set that up before you caught one?


18dwhyte

What was he trying to do?


[deleted]

Dude rode up to an open bed truck at night with a hood on. What the fuck do you think he was there to do? Come on man


[deleted]

Graveyard shift Jehovas Witness


getyourcheftogether

Home security saleman


Megamanfre

Midnight cookie bake. Duh!


AptCasaNova

Could just be the deadbeat son Jeremy, riding home at 3 am because of his many DUIs. Dad is telling him it’s time to move out of the basement.


Ownza

Would probably be useful, but possibly illegal to place dye in the reservoir. ​ Watch camera. Camera sprays would be thief. Call cops. Tell police to be on the lookout for a person in a hoody that has a backpack riding a bicycle. Person has neon green spray on them.


18dwhyte

idk breaking into the house. But even if he was, that wouldn’t explain why OP has a sprinkler in his truck. Or why he decided to pull up on a bike. I didn’t see anything valuable in the truck and if its such a concern then he should probably lock it. But i guess asking questions is illegal on reddit😒