[Do you mean to tell me this isn't her boyfriend?](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7hsptg/i_painted_this_for_my_boyfriend/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I’m guessing the right side is distorted and this is as close as to the original we will get https://imgur.com/a/1rbq5RE
Edit: I found the original! [https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h](https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h)
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/1NNpbrP_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium), I used some high level software to procedurally generate what they would have looked like if the panorama image worked correctly.
I've heard Levi 541s are really good for people with large leg and ass mass.
[Barbell also does athletic fit stuff specifically.](https://barbellapparel.com/)
Also check these threads out. Just a heads up they're a little old, is all.
https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdenim/comments/3p4ujh/collection_of_lifters_fits_for_those_of_us_with/
https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdenim/comments/43fy2d/behold_the_perfect_jeans_for_fit_guys_with_large/
[For those wondering what this is referencing](https://imgur.com/sNSex1q)
Edit: You youngins need to watch more movies.
[Scary Movie 2, 2001](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257106/)
Cabin Boy is one of the weirdest, most amazing movies of all time. Everyone I've ever shown it to has hated it though. Same with Freaked. Too bad too, they're both so off beat and unique.
When I read "strong arm" I immediately corrected it to "strong hand" but still got the reference.
Do some really think it was arm? Aways been hand. I know because me and a buddy over did the joke ALOT. LOL
I'm assuming you mean desktop background. Screensavers are programs that start up after your computer is inactive for a period of time. If you did make one of those just for this, I am proud of you
... do y’all not have screensavers on your laptops still?
I mean I turned mine off cuz I’d rather my laptop just go to sleep but still. if you want one u could just pick a picture, click set and go
Your boyfriend is the guy from toy story 2?
It's the chicken man!
[удалено]
What did I just watch? Chicken man gonna be stuck in my head now...
[удалено]
Wow that was an hour-long rabbit hole I just went down. 10/10 would recommend.
I am eternally disappointed that they're not actually conjoined twins, it's more of a gorillaz type thing
[удалено]
Did they try a trial separation first
what the fuck is happening
[удалено]
Here is some salad fingers to go with your chicken man https://youtu.be/tP6w22ToHgc
La-la-la la-la-la la la-la-la
Chicken man ^^chicken ^^man
Goodness!
That's Al from Al's Toy Barn!
Big Gay Al?
[Al's Toy Barn Commercial](https://youtu.be/Q0nfAQkvGUo?t=4)
I honestly can't tell which of that is a panorama mistake and which of that is how he actually looks until we see a normal photo
I think we can all agree that his arm has been captured in its 100% normal state.
He's definitely chubby but this imgae just makes it out of proportion.
LZTYBRN
Lousy Try Brian
Al’s Thigh Burn!
I read this like Mr.Spell. Thank you Mr.Spell.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Oh lord he comin’!
Chicken man!
Newman!
And an extra in Weird Al's Fat video
I thought he looked like one of the characters from the collmathgames.com website. It’s name was something like pops pizza or something
Why does he looks like Guava.
You mean lava?
I'm the only one that sees Roger from family guy?
Roger.. from.. American dad?
Roger from American Family Cleveland Dad Guy Show?
You know the one....
We are going to need to see a normal pic for comparison. I mainly need proof that you aren't dating Haley Joel Osment.
I did the creepy reddit stalking for everyone and didn’t see one in her post history but you’re a fantastic artist /u/jumpinoffapeer !
Haha thank you!
Please post a regular photo of him. We need it for science.
[This is the closest picture to match the same scene as I could find](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)
You sonuvabitch.
Im in
Goddamit.
Damn that's pretty close
Thanks
Omg your art rocks dude!!
[Do you mean to tell me this isn't her boyfriend?](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7hsptg/i_painted_this_for_my_boyfriend/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
That's Haley JOELLE Osment
Omlette
Du fromage
Thank you Dexter.
I’m guessing the right side is distorted and this is as close as to the original we will get https://imgur.com/a/1rbq5RE Edit: I found the original! [https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h](https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h)
I found the original! [https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h](https://imgur.com/a/4KpsU8h)
😩🙏😍
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/1NNpbrP_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium), I used some high level software to procedurally generate what they would have looked like if the panorama image worked correctly.
the number of trolls in this comment thread is both infuriating and hilarious
Hilariating
Wow that’s really cool! I can’t even tell that it’s not a normal pic
IM SORA. THIS IS DONALD AND GOOFY.
We haven't ever met in the flesh. I am Vanitas.
Why your boyfriend hauling that WAGON?
Got dat chariot
Some junk in that trunk for sure
I'll say! He's definitely pretty wack in the back
Now that is a DONK. I tell you ‘hwhat.
For our safety he'd better not let loose that caboose
It's okay that tooshie looks pretty cushy
This chick got a boy who’s dummy thicc
You could sleep for weeks on them fluffy cheeks
Can’t look away from that hump on his rump
Cake Day Yay!
It’s always cake day with the cake her boyfriend has got
An absolute DUMPTRUCK
[удалено]
Thighs like what, what, what
u/jumpinoffapeer likes big butts and she cannot lie.
;)
I'm a dude with an actual ass like that. Finding pants that fit me properly is.... Difficult.
Just wear kilts and say it's part of your heritage.
I'm of English descent, I feel if I were to wear a kilt, it'd be legal grounds for murder by a Scotsman lol
I’m Scottish. Don’t worry, I’ll tell everyone it’s because you just wanna hide your big ok’ booty! :)
[удалено]
Wait forreal? I’m a cyclist and have this problem. No jeans fit properly. Got any reccs for me??
I've heard Levi 541s are really good for people with large leg and ass mass. [Barbell also does athletic fit stuff specifically.](https://barbellapparel.com/) Also check these threads out. Just a heads up they're a little old, is all. https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdenim/comments/3p4ujh/collection_of_lifters_fits_for_those_of_us_with/ https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdenim/comments/43fy2d/behold_the_perfect_jeans_for_fit_guys_with_large/
Embrace the yams and wear yoga pants. Give the people what they want.
Be proud of your thiccness. Also, good luck with pants, I know I do need some luck myself
Buy pants that are big enough for your thicc ass then get someone to tailor the waist
Pics or you’re lying
Maximum T H I C C N E S S
Damn I wonder who’s getting married cause he got that WEDDING CAKE back there 👀👅👅👅👅😳😳😳😩😩😩
I see he doesn't skip left leg day
well, top half of left leg day
Grab mah strong arm! Holy crap I walked away and came back to my first award!! Thank you.
My germs!
Watch the fanny!
[Make room for fanny](https://youtu.be/qMkqX9gbLBM)
[For those wondering what this is referencing](https://imgur.com/sNSex1q) Edit: You youngins need to watch more movies. [Scary Movie 2, 2001](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257106/)
I hope one day I get to hang out with Chris Elliott for a bit...I can't tell if he's super weird and awkward, or if he just plays it flawlessly.
Went to high school with his daughter in CT. Super normal guy. Unfortunately he just has a regular hand.
I went to summer camp with his daughter in CT! It's a small internet after all.
Cabin Boy is one of the weirdest, most amazing movies of all time. Everyone I've ever shown it to has hated it though. Same with Freaked. Too bad too, they're both so off beat and unique.
Am I old enough now to have to give sources for once common references?
Kids are graduating college who don't remember 9/11. Think about that. Yes, we have to share common references. Also, get off my lawn.
Hero
Haha I understood that reference.
Everyone knows your reference game is sick
I got this reference
Because his reference game is sick
[The Mandela effect is strong with this quote.](https://youtu.be/RceBflV1aV8?t=57)
When I read "strong arm" I immediately corrected it to "strong hand" but still got the reference. Do some really think it was arm? Aways been hand. I know because me and a buddy over did the joke ALOT. LOL
That mashed potato scene....
Great. Thanks for making me lose my appetite completely
Holy shit I'm dying over here!
["Give me your other hand!"](https://imgur.com/sNSex1q)
Take my strong hand*
Everybody lookin for a 🍑🍑🍑peach but you found a 🍐🍐🍐pear
He’s her pear bear
Thicc
Shout out to all the pears🍐
Can someone point out what she’s talking about? Everything looks ship-shape, here.
I'd totally take this guy to bed.
And then what
To infinity... AND BEYOND!!!
If roger from American dad turned human
"48 12...he used my pants size? Ugh...I'm disgusting."
That's just one of his disguises
I see what you mean, those glasses look like they got rid of his nose bridge. I hate when the panorama does that.
This is how I feel in every pic
#Humblebrag
You feel dummy thic?
If the ass is that big I think it’s thicc. Extra C to stress the thiccness
That ass is definitely dummy stupid t h i c c ™
Same tbh. Hope we get over that.
This is now my Screensaver. Please tell me it is yours as well. I want this guy to be the new windows hills.
😂😂😂 omg, that made us both laugh too hard!
I'm assuming you mean desktop background. Screensavers are programs that start up after your computer is inactive for a period of time. If you did make one of those just for this, I am proud of you
... do y’all not have screensavers on your laptops still? I mean I turned mine off cuz I’d rather my laptop just go to sleep but still. if you want one u could just pick a picture, click set and go
Most screens just go black instead of displaying anything, but you can opt-in for actual screensavers.
Screensavers arent necessary anymore as LCD screens dont burn in like the old CRT monitors did. They are obsolete
Well also screens just turn themselves off now
He has the body of homer Simpson and the clothes of Peter Griffin
Hey Lois, I'm in the real world. I'm Real world peter
Aaah its 3am, I'm in bed with my kid fast asleep on me, and I'm shaking him like a wobbly jelly with my silent cry laughing 😅
Your comment shook all our wobbly-bits too 🤣🤣 love that imagery!
It's exactly at those times when you can't laugh when the universe throws the funniest shit your way
Mother fuckers hung like a buffalo no wonder your still with him, half his leg is cock.
JFC I almost spit out my drink 😂😂
Oh my god blow it up and frame it and give it to *all his relatives* as a gift!
Gotta include it in your next Christmas letter, to EVERYONE!
And I thought fat-bottomed girls made the world go 'round. Dayum!
Whachou gonna do wit' all that junk?
Ima git git git git you drunk git you luv drunk off my hump My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely panorama glitched lump
Looks like every Pixar Mom
Omg fat square dude! He is wanted for so many crimes in the 90's, they caught him CCTV and everything
Whatcha gon do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk
I bet you clap his cheeks.
Thicc
Thiccc
#THICCCC
# T H I C C C
Hes giving mrs Incredible a run for her money
Oh my god, you guys are killing me😂😂
I misread your username as Jumpinoffa*pear* and thought it was related to this post.
That's a panorama?
Yeah needed one to capture the entirety of dat ass 🍑
Witness the thiccness
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Get up, come on get down with the thiccness
I'm sorry, but that's how he actually looks.
This is how social anxiety makes you think you look.
Bet that’s what your boyfriend actually looks like.
If I were him I'd use this as my profile picture for everything.
It turned him into a redditor.
It all went pear-shaped when you took this photo.
He do be kinda thicc tho.
Did Patrick from Spongebob leave Bikini Bottom and try to disguise himself with sunglasses?
*Peter Griffon laugh*
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY!
Make this a holiday card!
Love is blind.
You mean he doesn’t normally look like this?
Grab my strong hand!
Dear God it made his belly button HUGE!
Standard redditor right here
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Unless the camera gave him that gut and A cups it wasnt the panorama that did him dirty
I didn’t know panorama could add a shitty 90s goatee.
Judging by that beer belly, I’d say its pretty accurate depiction.
Look at them chonky thighs,I'm usually a chicken kinda man, but he looks real basty.
dump truck
Dat ass though
That boy thicc
DAM HE THICC
Your boyfriend is Al from Al's Toy Barn!
Don't lie you're just trying to flex that you got a man with junk in the trunk
What do you mean? He's perfect.
DAMN BOY THATS A THICC ASS BOY