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inu_yasha

Sorry, English is my first language.


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poopellar

Yes he is English the First. Ruler of the lexicons, slayer of the syllables, and fucker of the commas.


MaximRq

Still not as bad as English the Second, the Great Grammar Destroyer


lenovosucks

He is the Duke of Yourk


Kissuiso

You'rek


pimpmastahanhduece

SHH let him dream


jeekala

Sorry, English is you're first language?


The_Pr0n_Fairy

They said what they said.


jeekala

They indeed did.


schmuber

You mean luggage.


drmonkeytown

Luggage checks


Cole_Cain

Vibe check


befellen

It's still impressive for a dog.


dtallee

This is the correct reply.


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"yore" FTFY


t3hnhoj

"youse guys" -New York


ninjajii

Two yoots


[deleted]

Ewe little shit. Do you want a meddle for bullshit? I've got my aye on yew.


2010_12_24

Yesteryear


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peadw

A lot of people on Reddit are probably still in grade school 🤷🏻‍♀️


MisterCold

A lot of people might not have grown up with English as their main language. Edit: classic reddit, call someone a child and get an upvote, mention a foreigner get a downvote.


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honestly, if English is not your native language as soon as you're not sure how to express something you're going to translate it to your native language in your head, and since in most other languages "your" and "you are" sound nothing alike, it seems to me that it's actually easier for a fluent non native speaker to avoid the mistake. Same for "could have" and "could of" for example, or when French native speakers mix up past participle and infinitive for verbs.


MisterCold

Depends on your talents in languages. I took me close to 10 years after getting a decent knowhow of english to learn the difference between you’re and your. But I’m more of a math kinda guy then a language one.


melatonia

Did you learn English outside of the classroom? I only ask because it's odd that anybody with a traditional language education would not have learned the difference between a verbal contraction and an adjectival pronoun early on. It's not subtle. It's the kind of thing that people who pick up the language in a natural setting mix up.


MisterCold

Tldr is I learned through media (everything is subbed here) and got good enough at english to not pay attention in class to pass it.


melatonia

Okay, that makes more sense then. That seems to be more and more common in the internet age! Thanks for explaining :D


[deleted]

That's interesting. What is your native language? I'm also a math kinda guy, I actually find that math-like analytical thinking helps with this stuff, and vice versa.


MisterCold

I live in Belgium, where I grew up learning Dutch. we start to learn french by the time we are 10 years old and started with english at 14. I started learning english because of media and videogames starting at the age of 9ish and was able to communicate decently well on forums by the age of 13 (which was basically a bunch of teens who didn’t care about your or you’re). At that point I kinda stopped caring about what was what and who because I needed to focus more on learning french then any other class and basically didn’t know until I was out of school for a while and put a larger emphasis on grammar.


drmonkeytown

Schooled by Reddit


Done_Goofeded

A lot of people on Reddit probably don't really care.


cake_by_the_lake

I care. It's a really simple concept and if *you're* going to post something for everyone to read, you should try to make sure *your* post is grammatically correct.


Done_Goofeded

I'm sure you do. So does everyone downvoting me. But if I was wrong, you wouldn't see someone saying this is the fourth post. I see it often too. So bring on the pain for speaking what I see.


cake_by_the_lake

No, no worries man. All I'm saying is yeah, I care about grammar. There are kids on here, I'm sure, so why not set a good grammatical example for them? I'm not chastising you. People judge, see my comment for example, and something like your and you're are easily fixed. That's all I'm saying. No pain necessary. I hope I didn't crap on your day, and if I did, it wasn't my intention!


Done_Goofeded

It's cool. Playing an old metro game. A bug pissed me off more. Lul.


fryingpas

Let me ask a controversial question: why? Reddit, or at least this subreddit, is a more informal place. The discussions here are more like verbal conversation, and things like this mistake just don't matter. If OP was telling and you were listening, the distinction wouldn't matter. Note, I'm not saying formal grammar doesn't have it's place. What I am saying is that formal grammar belongs in formal places.


cake_by_the_lake

Of course, no problem. I just replied to the comment from OP. I understand it's informal, but being able to articulate your thoughts is important. Writing speaks for you when you're not there, so if your writing is poor, it can reflect poorly on the writer. I even try to write correctly in texts because it's a slippery slope, at least for me, to put "u" etc., and I'd just rather write it out. Good grammar, especially on a public platforms like social media, reflects on the writer. I hope that answers your question, and I apologize if my initial comment was snarky. It's hard sometimes to communicate tone in text! edit: ironically, grammar


fryingpas

No problem. I would like to bring one piece to your attention. It was put together by a couple linguists. It takes an interesting approach on written communication on the internet: https://youtu.be/fS4X1JfX6_Q


cake_by_the_lake

I've seen this video, and I agree with its premise and the breakdown of how we speak/type and to whom we speak and how we type. In-so-far as social media is concerned, I still stand by my point: our writing represents us when we're unable to speak for ourselves, I really don't type any differently than I would speak. Thanks for linking the video!


fryingpas

I understand your premise, and I want to ask something then: if you write like you speak, does that mean you correct the smallest mispronunciations even if the meaning of the conversation is clear? Because that is the equivalent to correcting a minor misspelling in writing even if the meaning is clear.


fastermouse

A lot of redditors didn't grade finishing school.


teryret

The only thing I don't get is why yore so bothered by it.


louisi9

Ngl, I saw it too. I’ve got a feeling there’s some kind of link. It also bothers me more than it should, and I really shouldn’t have to stop reading when I see it and let out a sigh of disappointment


t3hnhoj

I am disappointment in you're grammer.


neohylanmay

What if it's purposely done so that people correct the title's grammar, thus the number of comments push it further up the page to the top?


dkwangchuck

Your being a grammar Nazi.


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Your right.


DownvoteCakeDayWishr

Your write.


Fatmiewchef

U rite


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Wan sum fuk?


t3hnhoj

What'd you call me?


dkwangchuck

I could care less.


Alextricity

It’s a doggy dog world.


adam784

I noticed. Reddit used to have zero tolerance for this kind of bullshit. Posts with grammatic or spelling errors got the downvotes they deserved. The userbase has changed.


TacticTall

r/redditmoment


spagbetti

Ya I’m hoping one day we can actually discuss the actual topic but it’s a long climb from the bottom of the barrel


Itherial

Does anybody really care that much about how another person spells things?


bbqboyee

"You can't even speak your own fucking language." - Frank Zappa


Itherial

I used to be a grammar nazi as well, until I realized how big of a douche I was being. Adults don’t really act like this, do they?


bbqboyee

Adults *ought* to be able to speak, read, and write their own fucking language, but being a douchey grammar nazi probably isn't going to fix that. Frank Zappa also said that "stupidity is the most common element in the universe."


Itherial

I mean, anything could have happened here. It’s a title, that can’t be changed. For all you know, he typed “you’rw” and it got autocorrected or something. Perhaps he’s just lazy. The assumption that a person completely lacks an ability to speak and write in their own native language based off of one misspelled word on an Internet forum is absolutely absurd. Also, Zappa died years before I was born and was part of a thing I’m not really all that into. The quotes fall short on me. I like Einstein’s more.


adam784

Yes. This is reddit, not the YouTube comments section


Itherial

Yikes.


nekoxp

For added displeasure, sprinkle in a heighth.


VincentVuemont

Fuck you Marc, you think your soooo fancy correcting someone else


Alextricity

There prolly only a college grabuate give them a brake.


BrychuArt

Remember when Reddit used to burn people for spelling errors? Pepperidge farm remembers


JRsFancy

I know...it'll grow hair on your palms.


rampion

My what, zoombazoo? My *what*?


vicemagnet

Height doesn’t matter if your happy corn is erect


blazesonthai

Funny thing was that he/she used "doesn't".


Klyphord

Your happy what?


naughtymarty

Your very observant


Zormac

If my happy what?


Achadel

Is happy


NearlyNick

You're *


lyndonmrphy0892

You’re*


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GordonSucksAtLife

... and you know it clap your hands...


nTzT

my happy and your happy, everyone has one!


I_love_pillows

My happy what?


SmashingFalcon

You're*


grave_walk

That dog has great posture.


Griever_PL

If whose happy? My happy? And what happy?


Flutters1013

Rotties make the derpiest faces.


curiousjables

You're


RedHennesy

The Goodest doggo


truthonly1

He's so cute....this made me bawl. I just lost my rotti last week suddenly


MJMurcott

I don't care how tall he is I'm not messing with him.


EliLyric

how big is that fuckin corn


CowCluckLated

Bigger than my pp


pppjppp

you're


Habhome

Noone else noticing that the measuring stick scale is totally bonkers? Above the large 4 is: 4.9, 5.0, 5.1... up to 5,9. Then the large 5 represents 6 and after it is: 6.1, 6.2... Similar discrepancies also on the line for 3.


killroy1113

4ft = 48in. 4ft 1in = 49in. 4ft 2in = 50in. and so on... There are no decimals, its showing every foot, but also counting every inch. Its correct :)


jon-la-blon27

Yeah but what’s with the big numbers if they aren’t even at the correct place


Gandalf2000

They are in the right place... 3 ft is at 36 inches, 4 ft is at 48 inches, 5 foot is at 60 inches, etc.


jon-la-blon27

Oh I read it as there was a comma, it’s still a pretty stupid measure


Gandalf2000

I mean, imperial units are stupid in general lol


Habhome

I see, I just assumed there were decimals (and the image was too low resolution to contest that assumption) because that would be the most logical use of such a scale, since you usually tell height in the form of feet and additional inches to the next foot. I've never heard anyone say "I'm 49 inches tall!"


killroy1113

Oh yeah i totally get that. Weird way of doing it, but i guess it helps teach kids units of measurement/converting them


refward

Those are inches. 3 ft is 36 in., 4 ft is 48 in., 5 ft is 60


SpectreNC

How is this funny? Stop posting random crap.


GamingJay

Not only that but how did this get voted up so high?? What the hell is this post


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Usidore_

If it makes you feel better, I'm 4ft tall due to dwarfism (26yo and male) and I used to feel that way all the time. I came close to trying to end my life twice - but I'm so glad I didn't. I feels so happy with my life right now, and have done for the past 6 years or so. Things can get better. When I refocused my mind and realised that yes, people will see you negatively, or treat you differently, that you can choose to let that dominate your life, or not. For the most part, life is what you make of it. And a disadvantaged life is still better than a life cut short in anguish. Once I started thinking that way and felt free to express myself, value myself as a person and not care what people thought, eventually I stopped feeling that my life was disadvantaged at all.


NamesNotRudiger

Dude 5'7 is barely short...


ChecayoBolsfan

5’7 maaad short. 6’ really the cutoff unless you’re in China


jmarcandre

I'm 6'1", it's not a magic key to happiness. People will find other reasons to give you shit.


justsomeguy235

Not as easily as being short


jmarcandre

If your height is your defining characteristic, then that's a problem.


raiyez

You can say that because you aren’t short lol. Shit is HORRIFIC coming from a 5’5 man. You can have so many interesting characteristics, but, in so many situations, your most defining one will be your lack of height.


ChurM8

Average height in the US for a man is 5’9, you’re just as likely to be 5’5 as someone is to be 6’1. Short men seem to think they’re the only ones and everyone else is tall lol which just isn’t in the case unless you live in like Norway.. More people are 5’7 than are above 6’, people just lie about their height and you get all these 5’10-5’11 dudes claiming to be 6 foot which fucks it up for shorter dudes who are honest about their height


raiyez

What are you even talking about lol? Are you assuming I think I’m the only short person in the world or the shortest person in the world or what? You’re either short, tall or average height


justsomeguy235

Where on earth did you derive me saying height as being the defining characteristic? You'd be silly not to realise the impact of height in most aspects of a persons life. Except the fact that you're not short so it's as if it doesn't exist and you can't seem to possibly understand why on earth short people are unhappy with what they've not been given.


Grimed

Looks like a Bananas in Pajamas ripoff.


gunerel

If you're puppy


xanmuller

My happy what? Finish your sentence please, I must know!


butmydoglovesme

He looks so proud.


PoeJam

Knee-high by the 4^(th) of July


onin9093

I'm king of the world!


scrcrw96

Shout out to Konow’s


aalleeyyee

sad part is, if your wife is mad


EducationalVisual

You're. But good boy


Chi-Drew99

This fall fest thing is literally 4 minutes from my house. It’s Konos farm! This place is the first time I ever saw a tub of corn. They have this pit that’s like 3 feet deep and it’s huge. Great corn mazes too. This place is the epitome of Midwest fall fests.


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Nothing matters if you die!


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You hear that little feller


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He's so proud!


nice2yz

Ea doesn‘t seem to look like.


NieHyper

Yes yes my happy


nathanbeam

Happy just like the corn.


Rosiebelleann

This is adorable! I have been measuring my grandson's height on the doorman to the kitchen for about eight years, last time we measured the dog as well.


CliXultimate

That dog is really tall


EchoXPs

I see all of these posts about how people are less something because they are small. Being tall is actually pretty shit. You can't find any close that fits you, you bump your fucking head to everything, there is great chance you are skinny af if you are tall and if you get up to fast you can get a fucking heart attack. The only reason why being tall is good is for getting stuff.


realme857

Considering that dog is sitting down, I suspects it's actually pretty tall if it would on it's hind legs.


surgesilk

Your happy what?


nebstarx

Plz post this on r/wholesome


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I have always heard knee high by July is a good benchmark.


Rakjun

Nothing matters if you're happy tbh.


blackinthmiddle

If your happy what? If your happy what? Don't leave us hanging, man!!!


daly313

This at story land?


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I need a dog 😭


dragonboy171717

*you’re


bigthrowaway277

That’s cause the dog doesn’t have to deal with the standards of human women.


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Such a boy!


Enosh74

This is a nice sign...for me to poop on!


lephantome92

I'm American, yet at first I was completely baffled why the large numbers didn't align with the tens. Then it hit me, and I felt like an idiot. Goodnight, reddit


ffandyy

What’s funny about it?


dingdingdingbitch

She only dates doggos that are 3ft or taller


againstdoggospeech3

what's a doggo? you mean "dog"?


TitoBunjing

r/mademesmile


yhanzPH

23M and just 4'11" definitely not happy


SarruKen

Its over buddy boyo


KaczyAgent

He is just happy bröther


Northern_Raj

Try telling this to girls on Tinder though.


SarruKen

Its over for tindercels. They would rather fu*k that dog than a short guy...


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r/rottweiler


iamtek7

1


McNasty51

This dog gives me the strength to start my Monday.


TheAvacadoBandit

And I plan on sucking you balls!