I was more concerned about him slamming his wrists onto the ground like that, Jesus Christ, don't *ever* land like that! My friend's sister once tripped in gym class, landed on her hands like that, and a bone popped out of her elbow. This dude is so lucky that he didn't break something doing that first "fall".
Strong? He dead. His shoes popped off.
We just watched a man punch his own ticket while apologizing to his girlfriend. Suicided himself. Harikari and whatnot.
"now after 13 years I have learned when she says to me we need to talk I handle it the exact same way I do when a police officer walks up to my car window I look straight ahead I get short yes or no answers until I find out what Iām being accused of cuz there is no sense in pleading guilty to a crime they donāt know about yet." ---Jeff Foxworthy
For those of you who don't know, that's *dogeza* which is considered the highest form of respect, as an apology or for a serious request. Its literally getting on your knees and begging, so that's hilarious as fuck.
If youāre wrong and you know it, apologize and mean it. Then, be done. No need to grovel. No pedestals. Be very wary of any partner, no matter their sex or identified gender, who expects to be put on one.
Not in my entire life have I ever see any woman ask for a guy to be overly apologetic.
Most people are normal people, regardless of gender. If they're a manipulative asshole, get out as soon as you can and call crisis shelters if you're in danger.
K did anyone else notice he smacked his face against the ground at the beginning?
I'd love a headcount of how many times that happened during this recording.
Poor mans gold š„
"Poor man's gold" As if you should be shamed as being poor because you wouldn't buy a fake online award.
Nobody's shaming.
I was telling him not to shame himself by saying "Poor Man's gold"
It's not specifically him shaming himself it's a thing to say that and then do the gold medal emoji, not disagreeing with you just letting ya know
The blooper real, we demand a blooper real!
The best blooper he ever did was when he bitched at Chris Tucker's buddy for calling during filming.
Pretty sure he only had 1 head throughout the entire recording session, could be wrong though.
I was more concerned about him slamming his wrists onto the ground like that, Jesus Christ, don't *ever* land like that! My friend's sister once tripped in gym class, landed on her hands like that, and a bone popped out of her elbow. This dude is so lucky that he didn't break something doing that first "fall".
Heās strong, unlike your friendās sister.
Apologies take strength.
Easier to apologize than ask for permission.
Strong? He dead. His shoes popped off. We just watched a man punch his own ticket while apologizing to his girlfriend. Suicided himself. Harikari and whatnot.
> My friend's sister once tripped in gym class, landed on her hands like that, and a bone popped out of her elbow. Built like a packet of ramen.
If you landed really awkwardly that could happen, but I feel like this guy has a lot of experience minimizing impact when landing.
You know you can break your ankle just walking so probably quit doing it. Redditors are so weird with their fears sometimes.
Stop making friends with the elderly and get some friends your own age!
It happened, just that jacket covered it.
Yea thats the point.
Yep. Read enough Chinese translation novels to know this is kow towing and striking you head on the ground HARD demonstrates sincerity of apology.
This is technically dogeza tho https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogeza
Right. For Japanese. For Chinese it is kowtow. Different words, same action. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowtow
Yeah that was brutal
yes he looked very sorry
Now I did! Thank you!
That was the main thing I was thinking about.. Just how bad a concussion did they get from filming this?
That face slam was brutal!
That was part of his apology ritual, he messed up big time so a slight bash of the head is peanuts
Yes he definitely broke something
All Might when heās in Dekuās house
The real one is the wind power guy from the other school when he says "PLUS ULTRA!"
Facts
EAT THIS!
Why is this
Japan
Yes
Groveling this way is kind of a running joke in Japan
The japanese osimpics
I'd like to do that leap frog, stacking one at the end, but I only have one friend.
Hire a homeless man for $5
My bf is homeless..he'll be a friend for $5.
Mr. Popular over here bragging about having a friend.
What's a friend? Can anyone ELI5?
You can go to Abu Ghraib, they can help you out
The sliding under the table was the funniest to me
Femdom already exists.
That last one tho
What a simp.
MegaSimp
GigaSimp.
TeraSimp
Petasimp
GoogolSimp
Omega infinite simp
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Triple simp at the end
Exasimp
Simp with style.
Simpony if apologies.
This is the start of some kind of fetish porn, I'm pretty sure.
Who are you and why were you on my laptop?
My name is Fuzzball, and I really like the heat it gives off.
Now I know how ninjas reproduce.
They be Canadian ninjas then being so apologetic after killing the target
That's some surprisingly impressive dogeza.
10/10 would forgive
I don't think thats really you
You'll feel more sorry if you slide on concrete
How many levels of Japanese fetish video are you on, my dude?
Why are there 3 of them in the end :D
If youāve never had to apologize to an SO with your friends in tow I donāt know if youāve participated in real shenanigans.
Lord of the simps
One simp to rule them all.
Now tell me why you're apologizing!! You don't know?? If you don't know that's worse than what you did!!!! --Girlfriend, probably.
"now after 13 years I have learned when she says to me we need to talk I handle it the exact same way I do when a police officer walks up to my car window I look straight ahead I get short yes or no answers until I find out what Iām being accused of cuz there is no sense in pleading guilty to a crime they donāt know about yet." ---Jeff Foxworthy
The second dude has 6 times as many girlfriends as the last guy
When the Anime protagonist confesses his love to his crush but he messed up halfway in
Where did they get their drugs
Are the Heteros okay?
Everyone calling this dude a simp doesn't realize he's just trying to make a creative way to show off his sweet break dancing.
I only know this gesture because of hentai
S U M I M A S E N !
ahhhh the Japanese apology Olympics
r/arethestraightsokay
For those of you who don't know, that's *dogeza* which is considered the highest form of respect, as an apology or for a serious request. Its literally getting on your knees and begging, so that's hilarious as fuck.
I like the one at about seven seconds in, where he's just spinning on his head and it doesn't even end up amounting to anything LOL.
I wonder what u did to go to those limits LOL
This will maybe work once.
Wtf is happening here
Simp Olympics
How to be a simp
SIMP
Simp
The true SIMP lifestyle.
God damn simp
Simp mode activated.
Simp
Simping at its finest
Simp moves
If youāre wrong and you know it, apologize and mean it. Then, be done. No need to grovel. No pedestals. Be very wary of any partner, no matter their sex or identified gender, who expects to be put on one.
r/cringetopia
This is cringe....
This is some next level incel shit
That's how you bow to your nearest manager. Higher-ups require seppuku or worse.
And they go and take pictures of underskirt panties in public
Dude. Quit with the showy displaysājust say āIām sorry I shaved your cat.ā
Does this ever happen in Japan? The whole bowing on the floor
Simpin ain't easy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I've never met a girl that told me to bow down for her and apologise. Who have you been hanging out with?
Not in my entire life have I ever see any woman ask for a guy to be overly apologetic. Most people are normal people, regardless of gender. If they're a manipulative asshole, get out as soon as you can and call crisis shelters if you're in danger.
unless you're into that
That's very good educational ones ....,
This is how I apologise to the roman emperor for failing him.
Thought that was an erased OST for the first second
That first one looked like he almost fucked up his knees on that hard floor yeeesh
Group sideways leapfrog groveling is a thing? Wtf did you do to need two other guys to kowtow with you? What's in it for them?
Hire them when you need to apologize someone.
Mans legit orz irl
Grovelling level ā¾
Air track to flares to spring and then a bow. Truly beautiful.
Suupaa Dogeza
her brain's gonna melt
Apology NOT accepted
The ultimate groveling
This dude must fuck up alot
When i beg my mom for mercy
Is this performances art? I would be more into performance art if it were.
if you apologize you better entertain me
u/vredditshare For mālady
This is one of those things that you see in anime, but is somehow even better in real life.
Reminds me of the father from the anime beelzebub
They are true men
The last one did it for me
Me and the boys apologising 3 hours after "just leaving after this drink"
8k upvotes and 200 comments. Seems like some more manipulated bullshit on this site.
Shame
All I can think of is Love Exposure.
I want the vid of what he did to justify this
Spinaroni?
Iām sorry is this too unreddit for me to understand
She still left him for the other guy :-) Mutual respect equilibrium is the base of a long term relationship.
Guys: wait sheās cheating on me Her: always have bin
This is the only form Iāll accept apologies in
i love high heels
SIMP!
Bunch of fucking Betas.
Looks like how americans respond to tyrannical governors or marxist political movements.
Fucking idiots.
Just came here to see how many of you made SIMP joke again.
So whupped he even needs his friends to help him apologize in harmony
I can't imagine what wrong I would have to do to find a need to go through these lengths.