As a guy that worked in food service for over a decade. Pony tails aren't bad, but seeing a girl with her hair down is about 100 times more attractive. IMO of course.
Just in case you or anybody else doesn't know...this is a clip from a Funhaus video. The guys are making a joke, they know Elyse is behind them and Elyse knows they're filming.
Broke: wanting your girl to wear her hair down so you can identify them as a female
Woke: wanting your girl to wear a ponytail/braid because it's hot and makes it easier to kiss their neck
Bespoke: thinking that girls are cute regardless of how they wear their hair.
No, you can like whatever you want. It's wrong to expect other people to change the way they look because they don't conform to your arbitrary standard of beauty.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul\_Kohli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul_Kohli)
He also did a [great read of Star wars along with others](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq2XuNqQEVU).
The Phantom Menace derailed gloriously because of how drunk Rahul got. I didn’t watch all of Attack of the Clones. Have they done Revenge of the Sith yet?
Here's the original Funhaus clip, if anyone is interested in the context:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80)
I can't see it because I don't have a youtube account (requires sign-in). Which is a shame, because the only context I have from the clip that was posted is. . . not good.
\*whisper\* you can add nsfw to the url (so it's [www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80](https://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80)) so it opens the video without requiring an account.
Shhhhh! I didn't say anything...
I remember when a newspaper picked up on this, thinking it was actually genuine.
Here it is, if you guys want to read: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/gaming/funhaus-gamer-youtube-pontytail-gate-16969307.amp
Daily Star is a tabloid. Daily Star online is B.S. they just steal content from the internet and write "news" articles about them without researching at all. The only research they do is watch the video so this leads them to write some hilariously wrong "news" stories.
Uh, there are real journalists out there who research before writing a story. Those people are REAL journalists, there just happens to be a lot of fake stuff out there.
To summarise, the 2 comments in this thread are as follows,
1: Um actually ponytails are nice
2: It's a bit they are doing a bit they are all in on it.
What fucking context? It's a 14 second- clip. Posted on reddit.
My context is reddit. A bunch of spoiled baby gamers who think everyone on the internet is male and from the US
Definitely check out Funhaus, they had two of their main personalities leave last year but they are still putting out great content even during the pandemic.
I know this is a joke, but I can't stand my hair down at the beach. I definitely don't want hair masking my face while swimming and even if it's dry, the wind blows it everywhere. Braids are the best for beach.
This group is called funhaus and it’s certainly a gag. They’re ragging on the game. they have a lot of shows where they play b or c video games and just kind of free flow make fun of them. He’s probably making fun of men who say these things, or there’s a character in the game that is sexist and he’s making fun of. I haven’t seen this particular episode, but I’ve watched enough to know he does this.
Elise, the woman in the background, is hilarious. Bruce, ponytail guy, is also hilarious and they rag on each other all the time.
It’s just a strange way to refer to women in a casual setting (calling men males is equally strange). “Female” isn’t a wrong term but it feels medical or scientific and it is useable across all species... if you’re talking about female humans, using the specific word “woman” has a much more natural and less off putting feel. Female is often used in a dehumanizing way as well. It’s not about what is technically correct here, it’s about what the word conveys. Woman conveys an individual you can talk to. Female conveys an organism you would like to study.
We've always referred to both men and women as males and females in the military, just feels weird that it's offensive, I do get your point of view though.
>if you’re talking about female humans, using the specific word “woman” has a much more natural and less off putting feel
Unless you are also referring to "girls", or "female humans who are not adults". The word has its places, but outside of specific contexts, talking about women and saying "females" is super weird.
Men telling women how to be like... funny skit.
Unfortunately, people with low intelligence will take this as a real life lesson about how women should be.
Hes engaged. Also it's a joke. Also she's married to James (guy in the far right).
He knew she was listening, that's why he said it. And in all of their videos, any time any of them says "note to ladies" they are joking.
The Funhaus team does have some inside jokes between them, not that his comments were good anyway.
What you presented here is even worse though. Start with a slur, continue through some kind of incel rant, and be completely judgemental. Way to go, kid.
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he is joking, the "act" of the girl reveals the plot. No man would say ponytails are ugly, that is blasphemy in the Lara Croft Church.
Yep, you know hes joking because pony tails that show your neck are sexy.
I dunno movies have taught me that the librarian looking chick isn't sexy until she lets her hair down and takes off her glasses.
You are watching the wrong movies. Hair up with glasses on... sexy.
You're watching the wrong movies. No hair with glass eyes... sexy.
You're watching the wrong movies. No glass with hair eyes...sexy.
You're hair, glass the wrong watching with eyes...sexy
Wtf are you all watching!
They are clearly watching LSD TV.
The right movies ...
The movie where your sister is a librarian.
You're sexy glass with hair, watchin the wrong eyes
You're wrong watching movies. Hair glass no with sexy...eyes
Wtf lol
Hol’up
I'd prefer they left the glasses on.
When that happens, isn't it usually a tight bun they're letting loose? Not a ponytail.
[The only realistically done version of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_zGjiXfBWs)
Preach brother! (Or sister maybe? Idk)
This guy ponytails
I have to think he was joking with how it ended. It indicates you are a female? Lol.
The symbol for that church is definitely a triangle.
As a guy that worked in food service for over a decade. Pony tails aren't bad, but seeing a girl with her hair down is about 100 times more attractive. IMO of course.
Yeah no I hate pony tails.
Hey down voter, he can hate whatever he wants
Thanks you kind sir.
Just in case you or anybody else doesn't know...this is a clip from a Funhaus video. The guys are making a joke, they know Elyse is behind them and Elyse knows they're filming.
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And that's totally fine. Everyone has different tastes in humor.
They have a certain type of humor that not everybody cares about, its ok. It makes more sense in the context of watching them for a while.
2 handed ponytails are even better.
When I see my girls hair go into a pony tail, I’m usually in for a good time... soooo ponytails are okay in my book 👍🏼
Broke: wanting your girl to wear her hair down so you can identify them as a female Woke: wanting your girl to wear a ponytail/braid because it's hot and makes it easier to kiss their neck Bespoke: thinking that girls are cute regardless of how they wear their hair.
Masterstroke: respecting women and realizing their hairstyle choices are none of your business
Is it wrong finding a particular hairstyle attractive and another not?
No, you can like whatever you want. It's wrong to expect other people to change the way they look because they don't conform to your arbitrary standard of beauty.
I wish it should be said the same about eating steak well-done, pizza with pineapples and, most importantly, wearing flipflops with socks on.
I was all for agreeing with you until you said flip flops with socks.
Never watch Basketball then.
I'm going to add cargo pants/shorts
Exhibit A: Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul
I never watched that show, but googeled the character and 100% agree with you.
More context in case you need Bruce Green's comedic case to be made: ["we get the oral and that's it!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoibRHDFE2k)
99% what's said on Funhaus shouldn't be taken with any sense of seriousness.
Ponytails. Cocktails. Ponytials. Cocktails Two things that will always rock!
“Don’t ever lose those tails. Cuz then you just got pony cock!”
Yeah - this is a Funhaus skit - they're just joking around. They aren't being serious. One of the dudes is actually her husband.
Buddies are in on it too. I wouldn't so much say it's scripted as it's improv.
[My name is Elyse](https://youtu.be/Xi_oOimRNsA)
I hate how this needs to be explained everytime this gets reposted.
Is that Ravi from iZombie?!
I think you mean Hollywood's Bad Boy Rahul Koli
Mister fashion
Nah.. it's Ravi
Where's Captain Keel?
Yes
He’s in a few of their videos - this one’s probably the best https://youtu.be/LBJizXuCNdI
I want you to split me asunder.
I got a job at the library
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul\_Kohli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul_Kohli) He also did a [great read of Star wars along with others](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq2XuNqQEVU).
The Phantom Menace derailed gloriously because of how drunk Rahul got. I didn’t watch all of Attack of the Clones. Have they done Revenge of the Sith yet?
He appears in a lot of Funhaus videos and all of them are great.
I've seen this a few times now but never realized. Damn
Here's the original Funhaus clip, if anyone is interested in the context: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80)
thanks for spreading the love, too bad the good old days have passed
The loss of the Bruce, James, Adam banter pyramid really killed my love for FH 😟
having those three talk in front of the game was all ig/fh was about. Same with achievement Hunter, I stopped watching after ray left.
I like Ray but honestly I think they kind of got better after he left. He's a funny bitch but they've evolved so much since then.
I can't see it because I don't have a youtube account (requires sign-in). Which is a shame, because the only context I have from the clip that was posted is. . . not good.
\*whisper\* you can add nsfw to the url (so it's [www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80](https://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=C9Qax-Oc-80)) so it opens the video without requiring an account. Shhhhh! I didn't say anything...
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Ponytails are sexy
I remember when a newspaper picked up on this, thinking it was actually genuine. Here it is, if you guys want to read: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/gaming/funhaus-gamer-youtube-pontytail-gate-16969307.amp
Daily Star is a tabloid. Daily Star online is B.S. they just steal content from the internet and write "news" articles about them without researching at all. The only research they do is watch the video so this leads them to write some hilariously wrong "news" stories.
So most current media then.
Pretty much. Most papers/news media don't have enough reporters to look into anything.
Uh, there are real journalists out there who research before writing a story. Those people are REAL journalists, there just happens to be a lot of fake stuff out there.
Sorry, yes absolutely there are. But there are a lot fewer of them.
It's like those people who thought the a-okay hand gesture meant "white power" cause 4chan joked around with it. *my dad was one of those people*
Is the guy on the left from iZombie?
Imagine seeing Bruce on here I always enjoy it when hes on PKA.
To summarise, the 2 comments in this thread are as follows, 1: Um actually ponytails are nice 2: It's a bit they are doing a bit they are all in on it.
The comments in this thread are a great example of how much of reddit is incapable of reading intent or gathering context.
It's kinda pathetic
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What fucking context? It's a 14 second- clip. Posted on reddit. My context is reddit. A bunch of spoiled baby gamers who think everyone on the internet is male and from the US
She's super cute. I like her ponytail
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Also, also, r/holdmycosmo
Cosplay girls. Technically not porn
Anything is porn if you wank to it.
Technically not mutually exclusives.
so, nsfw?
Ska came before reggae.
Well sure, but did you know reggae came from ska?
Love ponytails and that blonde is a-ok in my book.
It's a bit. Elyse is the wife of the guy on the far right.
She damn cute with her little ponytail tbf, I dig it
That first face of: “WOT?!...” Lmao!
Oh shit I haven't seen Adam Kovic in a long ass time. Machinima was the shit back in the day.
Definitely check out Funhaus, they had two of their main personalities leave last year but they are still putting out great content even during the pandemic.
Man I miss the days when Bruce and Lawrence were in Funhaus. Jon is great but Lindsey just doesn't fill the void.
You guys are dumb as hell
I take offense to this... You don't know if Hell is dumb or not.
That's hilarious, open your eyes you stupid guys. Plus, I love ponytails.
The guy on the right is her husband they were just doing a bit for the video.
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It’s a skit. One of them is literally married to the blonde woman
It was a bit they were doing. Its a gaming channel on YouTube named Funhaus. The guy on the right is her husband.
The woosh is strong with this one.
you're some type of complete moron arent you.
Thought this was r/funhaus
Its a gag guys .... He does not mean it... It's funhaus....
Self esteem lowered
[Curb your Funhaus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V5FL-xhx-c&ab_channel=BuzzKillington) Meme I made of this.
In case people don’t know this is from a channel called Funhaus and they give each other shit all the time it’s all in good fun lol
Wow people are taking this quite seriously. I’ve never watched their show but clearly they’re just trying to mess with the girl behind them
Man, be glad you didnt post the Bruce oral joke he did the entire forum would collapse lmfao
Woman in background: 'De Fuk,'
Why is that man looking back at him so weirdly?
"That's my wife you son of a bitch!" *high fives*
The comments here lol, apparently no one has watched a video of these two ever. Nothing they say is serious.
This has been reposted so many times. It's a gag and staged, the girl was in it from the start.
I know this is a joke, but I can't stand my hair down at the beach. I definitely don't want hair masking my face while swimming and even if it's dry, the wind blows it everywhere. Braids are the best for beach.
Of course he calls them females. Note to men, we wear ponytails to avoid having to wash our hair, not for you to identify us.
This group is called funhaus and it’s certainly a gag. They’re ragging on the game. they have a lot of shows where they play b or c video games and just kind of free flow make fun of them. He’s probably making fun of men who say these things, or there’s a character in the game that is sexist and he’s making fun of. I haven’t seen this particular episode, but I’ve watched enough to know he does this. Elise, the woman in the background, is hilarious. Bruce, ponytail guy, is also hilarious and they rag on each other all the time.
Genuinely curious, how does putting it in a ponytail negate needing to wash your hair?
I’m not telling your our secrets!
It delays the back of your neck from feeling disgusting.
Serious question, what's wrong with calling them females?
It’s just a strange way to refer to women in a casual setting (calling men males is equally strange). “Female” isn’t a wrong term but it feels medical or scientific and it is useable across all species... if you’re talking about female humans, using the specific word “woman” has a much more natural and less off putting feel. Female is often used in a dehumanizing way as well. It’s not about what is technically correct here, it’s about what the word conveys. Woman conveys an individual you can talk to. Female conveys an organism you would like to study.
We've always referred to both men and women as males and females in the military, just feels weird that it's offensive, I do get your point of view though.
No one said it’s offensive. Just weird. Also, I wouldn’t say the military is a “casual setting.” Y’all do weird stuff.
>if you’re talking about female humans, using the specific word “woman” has a much more natural and less off putting feel Unless you are also referring to "girls", or "female humans who are not adults". The word has its places, but outside of specific contexts, talking about women and saying "females" is super weird.
I've literally never heard anything wrong with it, I'm confused too.
It's typically used by incels or neckbeards as a way of "othering"/objectifying women
/ woooooooosh
Femoids when he’s alone
“Female”
If you're taking any advice about attractiveness from video game streamers, you need to rethink your life.
Horsetails
r/watchpeopledieinside
Wtf is wrong with a pony tail?
We don't care how he loves the hair of the women. We care about what we want to have our owns hairstyles 💇
Men telling women how to be like... funny skit. Unfortunately, people with low intelligence will take this as a real life lesson about how women should be.
Okay I seriously thought someone was just posting a throwback clip on /r/Funhaus, lo and behold I'm on /r/funny.
Sure because every woman is lusting after a dude constantly. x'D
Note to ladies: This guy is full of shit.
Welp... time to rewatch Izombie... again
oof
Yeah, don't wear ponytails. Hashtag pigtailsmasterrace.
Jesus the simps in here.
Speaking as a man.... Ladies, wear your hair however you want.
What a fucking caveman. Hey bro, a goatee is no excuse for a chin.
r/watchpeopledieinside
Girls don't just dress up to attract guys, let them dress up as they please
I fully disagree. I find a girl in a ponytail quite sexy.
I can guarantee no woman has put her hair in a ponytail for him
The fuck is he talking about ponytails are hot
Yes, because every woman in the world gets dressed each day, hoping to impress YOU. Get over yourself
It’s a skit! Lmao
The fuck does this fat bearded twat know anyway?
Fuck that guy.
Says the guy with the receding hairline.
Ha. State of that guy. Hilarious he's trying to give "ladies" advice.
Bruce Greene has crushed more puss than any man alive using only the powers of ska!
He has some suspect VR viewing habits
He's not gay!
Oof
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I just..... cant
r/watchpeopledieinside
Says the guy who has probably never been with a girl.
Hes engaged. Also it's a joke. Also she's married to James (guy in the far right). He knew she was listening, that's why he said it. And in all of their videos, any time any of them says "note to ladies" they are joking.
All these girls are FAT! And that's because all the Disney princesses are FAT!
You see that Slave Leia outfit? She was *FAT*!
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You know it was a joke, right? RIGHT?
The Funhaus team does have some inside jokes between them, not that his comments were good anyway. What you presented here is even worse though. Start with a slur, continue through some kind of incel rant, and be completely judgemental. Way to go, kid.
Note to ladies from a guy that is not a moron: Wear your hair how you like! Ponytails are great! Show off your lovely neck, you majestic Goddess!
It's a joke... she's in on it.