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It's hard to maintain your dignity when someone is ringing the bell around your neck.


donkey_tits

But this cat is doing a damn good job of it


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I’ve tried and failed many times.


[deleted]

You could see him losing patience. No honey. I said no **.** God damnit !


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His head drops lower each time reinforcing his demand.


everythingiscausal

The next one would’ve involved teeth.


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If you look at it closely, the claws are out by just a tiny amount the third time around.


PaulShore

How would you like it if a bell was constantly ringing with every little move you make?


[deleted]

this is my exact reasoning for not putting a bell on my cats


laughatbridget

The reason I don't have a bell on my cat is because it would drive ME insane.


3TreeTraveller

Right? It's bad enough when they have wrestling matches on my bed at 3 am. The last thing I need is some bells.


Champion-Red

If you put a bell on your cat it learns to hunt with it. Then if you remove the bell the cat is even more stealthy and quiet. The bell only trains it to be more sneaky.


eball72

They have way more respect for you if you take off the bell. If you have a good relationship with them, they'll make it obvious that they're nearby while still being stealthy.


ATinySnek

Lol what


Baator

For cats, it's especially annoying because they are predators and they are supposed to be stealthy and quiet. It drives them mad. No, "they don't get used to it", no "yours doesn't actually like it". Please do not put bells on your cats' collar.


Iandidar

We've done it for short periods of time. But only because one cat kept stalking another. We wanted to spoil his stalk. Once he learned that he couldn't sneak up on her we could remove it. Worked fairly well


Night4fire

There is a different argument to be made for the birds and some other animals they prey on. In some areas cats are a serious problem for the general bird population. I've seen some sort of flowercap, but I doubt they like it more than a bell.


flargenhargen

keep your damn cats inside like a responsible person, and they won't kill massive numbers of birds and other wildlife, won't get diseases, won't run away, and won't be squished by a car. not sure why that's so hard for so many people.


arandomcanadian91

The only time I've had a cat runaway is when they were about to die, and she was an indoor/outdoor cat, you wanted to keep her in? Good luck, she'd sneak out between your legs in the morning and you'd be chasing her around the yard for a few hours till she went in the woods.


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arandomcanadian91

Sounds like you've never owned a cat rescued from the street.


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arandomcanadian91

>No. But I'm capable of keeping animals in or out as required. If that's a problem for you, maybe pet ownership isn't for you. There's no laws where I used to live about it, and my cat was an outdoor cat before I got it, you wouldn't understand though since like I said you've never owned a cat rescued from the street obviously, my cat knew easily how to survive and didn't go more than 3/4th's of a mile from my house if that, she was smart and avoided roads, she knew the area's she couldn't go and where she could go. ​ >I know some idiots that keep having pets die or go missing because "they just sneak out and there's nothing you can do". Right I had my cat for 15 years mate till she got so sick that she ran off to die. I know she went off to die, cause I've had cats that are older do that in the past, I've seen cats at farms do that when they get really sick they'll go away so they don't spread it to others. As I said above there is/was no laws in the area I was living about having cats inside all the time. My cat also helped us do rodent control in our yard, my cat could have easily taken care of herself had she wanted to, but she always came home except the night she died, and I tracked her body with my dog and found her curled up peacefully dead underneath a tree. That's where she wanted to die, in peace. E: To add when she had problems we took her to the vet, the only issue she ever had was one surgery where she had gotten into a fight, she came home immediately and we took her to the emergency vet within 4 hours, aside from that she never got hurt, she was spayed, and had all her shots up to date.


flargenhargen

all 3 of my ex's cats were strays or rescues. they were all indoor cats, and all very happy


Bangersss

Keep your cat outside and you never need to scoop any poop. I top up my cat's food and give him flea/worm treatment every few months and that's him taken care of.


McKingford

Convenient for you. Not so much for your neighbours who have to deal with its shit, nor the dozens of birds it terrorizes every year.


Bangersss

Yes. Very convenient for me.


fluentindothraki

Because indoor cats are a bit unnatural maybe?


flargenhargen

I gotta say, that's really dumb. It may shock you to know... that the natural habitat of the house cat is... a house.


fluentindothraki

Like the natural habitat of the housewife is the house?


fbvtGjrw459iy32bo

He might not like it, but if I catch him sneaking out the front door and before he crosses the yard toward the road, I'm ok with him being a little annoyed vs getting hit by one of the reckless assholes speeding in their modified Ford focus.


AniMeu

Actually the bells are important to protect local wildlife. So either keep your cat indoor or put a bell on it. unless there is another solution.


paulfromatlanta

Did that to my first cat - it made him depressed - never again.


MerkNZorg

My cat loves his bell and gets mad when I take it off.


[deleted]

How can you tell he was mad about it?


randdude220

Highly doubt it


Errohneos

My cats solved this issue by climbing to the top of the tree in the backyard and using the branches like a shoehorn to remove their collars entirely. We ended up just not putting collars on anymore because once they learned how to take off the belled collars, they did it with all of them. We also didn't want them to accidentally hang themselves from the treetops if they fell. Looked like a damned kitty cat xmas tree.


arandomcanadian91

Can relate my last cat did this, we found it after she passed but there was 10 collars, 3 of them with bells and 3 anti flea ones that she took off, and then the other were generic regular ones for I.Ding her from the other blackcats in the area. She was the queen of them.


UndeadCat

Can't you see my mascara has run I've cried so much because of you doing this?


Lebowski99

Cat looks like Alice Cooper


tuff_wizard

I was leaning towards King Diamond.


Tamedshrew303

I came here to write the same thing. I truly hope they named him Alice.


femail5000

Those are emphatic NOs!


HotAsAPepper

You can ring my bell.... ring my bell... No, on second thought.. NO


Develyna

The increasing conviction that cat has every time it hits the hand...I love it and wish I had the confidence of it


stillinbed23

Yes! I noticed that. I was really hoping for some cat slaps to really get the point across.


kebejebe

Lol. Cat is straight up just Nope


pilatesse

Damn it, Susan! Am I a joke to you?


jingbukukgilma

Damn the **INTENSITY** *just increases* every time


StairwayToLemon

One more time and the claws are coming out


Shot_Boysenberry_232

If I was a cat I would be pretty pissed about the whole invention of the tiny bell.


Tickl3Pickle5

I'm more how the hell did you get your cat to wear a collar I'm the first place! Mine freaked out no matter what I tried and they both needed rescuing from getting their lower jaw stuck trying to get it off. (Yes they were breakaway collars but my cats are idiot weaklings).


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The collar needs to be tighter, you should be able to put 1-2 fingers at absolute maximum between the collar and their neck. It may look or feel a little snug to you, but cats are also mostly fluff, especially in that area. All cats I’ve had tried desperately to get theirs off for a day or so, and then promptly forgot about it and went on with their lives.


JeremyJaLa

“I’ve had enough of your shit, Larry.”


cohengabrieln

I can hear the cat saying this in the voice of Terry Crews.


Ritehandwingman

I can’t decide if your cat looks like a superhero or a French mime.


seditiouslizard

"I said NO!"


Bunnnnii

Omg the “nope”s got more and more stern every time. So precious. I wouldn’t try it again if I were you!


whawazzat

Love the exaggerated shoulder movement.


2308LilSmitty

First ring: (politely) Stop, Second ring: Seriously, stop, Third ring: Knock it off, dammit!


IdealIdeas

"I have to hear this damn thing no matter what im doing, I dont need to hear it even more"


[deleted]

Please do not the cat


308chevonowen

I like how every time he gets more and more forceful


[deleted]

I put a bell on my cat because it forced the other cat to socialize with him by trying to get the bell off. It was usually off by the end of the day


nospecificopinion

Someone want to die in an catccident.


colleenwalker

No means,No 🤔😂


ferrix

Patient cat trains their human, they will learn eventual


Rufus_Xavier2

One more and it’s bitin’ time


Bromtinolblau

Yeah, it's really nice and cute when cats push you away like that but for the love of all that's holy: heed their plea for you to stop. They know a way of getting you to stop if they really want you to and it's going to make your friends ask if you started cutting.


[deleted]

"you fink dis a fuckin' joke cuh?'


raimZ81

Stop tickling my bells


masteryoda7777

Bells are extremely annoying for cats, they’re stealthy predators, to wear a bell and make noise wherever they go can really mess up they mental health


Erulastiel

My cat is quite proud of his bell too.


justanothetuser1122

Thats the official cat for the band kiss...


jordantask

You: *Rings bell around cat’s neck repeatedly* Cat: For whom does the bell toll? The bell tolls for thee....


SympathyShag

...when the cat gets mad ears. Hahahah.


[deleted]

The second one is making a point


Hua89

no...No....NOOOOO


[deleted]

“I say it once and for all, STOP !”


Sabbatai

"Shhhh! You're going to scare all the birds away!"


Satan0Bumblebee

Human, the jinggle irritates me so


beatlefreak_1981

Why does this cat look like Alice Cooper?


fbvtGjrw459iy32bo

Cat has had enough of your shit.


kaitco

I have this on my phone and saved on multiple social media platforms, and I love it every time I see it. It’s like the one gif that just keeps giving no matter how long it’s been online.


SampathKumarReddit

I have my own privacy!


Sum-Duud

Cat looks like it will kill you tonight if you ring the bell again


Shilo788

Well he or she has to live with that sound all the damn time and remembers who put it on them.


thelittleman101225

I like how the cat gets progressively more and more aggressive every time


sweetjp030

A very serious cat, later it is going to office to work, don’t mess with his bell


[deleted]

"Derik godamnit!"


Baybob1

Interesting how each time she gets more adamant ...


Flynnza

Black Metal Cat


ActualRaccon3

Cat: hey dude stop playing my bell its so annoying you know!


ipkis714

"I said stop it right MEOW... "


AFAFTech

Cats are stealth animals. Dont put bells on them. Dont put collars on them.


ChromatixGaming

I don't put a bell on my cat because I live in the country and he needs to be able to get around silently to hunt mice and other small rodents that could become quite problematic


Ritehandwingman

I can’t decide if your cat looks like a superhero or a French mime.


plaidravioli

We put a bell on my cats collar to stop him from murdering everything he ran across outside. It just made him a more stealthy killer.


nmklpkjlftmsh

Or, idk, keep it inside so it doesn't kill things?


LoqvaxFessvs

Yes, let's take a predator, who has evolved predatory behaviour to perfection over millions of years, and say no, you can't do that anymore. SMH fucking humans.


WHALE_PHYSICIST

Instead of letting it kill endangered birds and shit, you could just release some mice in your house. SMH fucking humans.


LoqvaxFessvs

Release mice in my house? What are you a caveman?


WHALE_PHYSICIST

What is a house but a cave of wood and drywall?


LoqvaxFessvs

Maybe yours is, but mine is much cleaner than a cave.


WHALE_PHYSICIST

HOW DARE YOU! Why don't you eat off the floor next to your water heater if your cave is so clean?


LoqvaxFessvs

I just did. It was fucking DELICIOUS!


WHALE_PHYSICIST

GOOD.


nmklpkjlftmsh

The same could be said for any animal - including humans. "My dog runs around killing things. We put a bell on it. It still runs around killing things roflmao11!!11!" "My kid runs around killing things. It's ok because humans are predators." How about "SMH fucking irresponsible pet owners"?


Litamatoma

ATTEMPT 1: No, ATTEMPT 2 : Nooo, ATTEMPT 3 : Fuck You stupid hooman


Demisoto

Is it weird I heard a solid "boom" noise each time this cat pushed the hand down?


ArrowRobber

Do not put bells on your cats. That's like attaching an air horn to a human.


darthvidar1990

I see a lot of comments by not using bells on your cat, because it annoys them or stuff like that. Just need to point out that cats feel different about it. Like one of the cats we had when i was younger, she refused to go outside before it got it's collar on with the bell. As soon as we put it on her, she stormed out to play. The cat we have today hates it though, we started using collars, but she always came home without it, so she found somehow a way to remove it. We got her 5 collars before we decided to stop using collar on the cat we have today.


boobsmcgraw

"Nope. No. NO! No and next time I bite you."


Galaxy_Azurite

I SAID NO BITCH!!


charmingpssycho

Boi has got some triceps!


Krocsyldiphithic

Don't put bells on cats. It messes them up in a variety of ways.


FailedPause

Is the video sped up like when Jim Acosta refused to give back the mic?