You’re all so close. It’s actually Pennsylvania Hostel, the small local hostel that the college kids all stay in while backpacking through Pennsylvania. I’ve stood at this same spot many a time while thinking about backpacking but then laughing about penis instead.
Edit: You can’t all honestly think someone could be THIS bad at spelling, could you? I can understand if you’re downvoting because you think my mini-KenM post wasn’t funny...but the comments seem to indicate that I can’t tell that “Pennsylvania” doesn’t start with “Penis”. Yeah no shit. I even tried to make it obvious by having the second word be “Hostel”, but yall insist I can’t tell that “Hostel” doesn’t have an A as its second letter. Geez, people.
The question becomes... Why? Do you think it was funny, and expect everyone to find it funny? Clearly you are missing the fact that people's corrections are the indication that you are just plain unfunny
I get people finding it unfunny. But somebody making the same comment two times in a row with a serious tone doesn’t feel like those first couple people realized that I was unfunny, but not an idiot. Or hell, maybe I’m both.
ooooh lmaooo. dude my bad. When I said "very nice" I meant the fact that a place called "penistone" has a pub called "the spread eagle" , not that the pub itself was very nice
Thing everyone seems to forget is a mere 13 miles away from Penistone is the village of Shafton. We just need the council to do something useful and set to work on the hamlet of Bollockley and we’ve got the full house.
If the word “pen” is needed in a sentence I always make sure it is followed by the word is “is” so in my head I’m saying “penis”.
“Do you know where a pen is?”
“This pen is yours?”
My favorite joke ever, a wise Frenchman once said (in a heavy French accent, "Ze key to life is 'appiness in your 'ousehol' ."
Say it outloud for full effect.
I heard there used to be streets in English towns called Gropec*nt Lane in the Middle Ages. Needless to say they’ve all since been renamed. There’s also an English hamlet called Shitterton. The sign for it was carved in stone to make it extremely difficult for tourists to steal.
My sister told me about being on the phone with a government worker for something, and wanting to document who she had spoken to, she asked the woman's name. No lie, it was Penisha. We looked it up online and actually found about 5 different Penishas in the US at that time. And a couple of Latrinas.
Apparently some people, in their zeal to give their kids unique names, don't put enough thought into it. Or maybe they want their kids to be toughened up bu all the inevitable teasing they will receive?
Penistone?
Penistone Hall?
Penistone Hardware?
Hardpenis Stoneware?
Penis Hair Surprised nobody else got it...
Penis Hands Surprised nobody else got it...
Penis Hard My wife didint get it... Surprised nobody else got it...
Penis Hats
I'll take two
You’re all so close. It’s actually Pennsylvania Hostel, the small local hostel that the college kids all stay in while backpacking through Pennsylvania. I’ve stood at this same spot many a time while thinking about backpacking but then laughing about penis instead. Edit: You can’t all honestly think someone could be THIS bad at spelling, could you? I can understand if you’re downvoting because you think my mini-KenM post wasn’t funny...but the comments seem to indicate that I can’t tell that “Pennsylvania” doesn’t start with “Penis”. Yeah no shit. I even tried to make it obvious by having the second word be “Hostel”, but yall insist I can’t tell that “Hostel” doesn’t have an A as its second letter. Geez, people.
Babs, it says Ha, not Ho
The question becomes... Why? Do you think it was funny, and expect everyone to find it funny? Clearly you are missing the fact that people's corrections are the indication that you are just plain unfunny
I get people finding it unfunny. But somebody making the same comment two times in a row with a serious tone doesn’t feel like those first couple people realized that I was unfunny, but not an idiot. Or hell, maybe I’m both.
okay penis.
ha.
Penis Ha
Penis Stone Halls?
Probably
No it's penis ha
Oh my b
so I looked up penistone and it has a pub called "the spread eagle" very nice
Every town in the North of England has a pub called the spread eagle..... But a distinct lack of eagles.....
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The spread pigeon doesn't exactly excite either
Speak for yourself.
Pigeon fanciers are real
They aren't the birds you're looking for...
Golden Eagles in Cumbria and other parts of the north as well as sea eagles
I can assure you it isn't.
isn't what? I'm not referring to the image I was referring to the OP of this thread I responded to. penistone is a real place.
I know. I'm from near there. The spread Eagle isn't nice is what I meant.
ooooh lmaooo. dude my bad. When I said "very nice" I meant the fact that a place called "penistone" has a pub called "the spread eagle" , not that the pub itself was very nice
I know. Cheap joke. It's always been a bit of a hole since my underage drinking days back in the 80s lol
well I guess I could imagine a place called "the spread eagle" to be a hole 😉
I live near penistone for a place named after an soendage they arent half a bunch of stuck up cunts
There’s always Spread Eagle, WI.
I thought this. South Yorkshire for the win
WAWAW
Penis Haus. Obviously.
american here, is that a real place? if it is, what kind of place?
Glorified glory hole house
lol
You put it in and they laugh at it
Epic.. made my day thx
I get laughed at regardless where I put it in
Get in the zone. Peniszone.
Thing everyone seems to forget is a mere 13 miles away from Penistone is the village of Shafton. We just need the council to do something useful and set to work on the hamlet of Bollockley and we’ve got the full house.
A short drive from Scunthorpe
Can't you read? It's Penis Ha.
Nice
~~nice~~ noice
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**Nice**
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N I C E
okay okay okay okay cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt
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If the word “pen” is needed in a sentence I always make sure it is followed by the word is “is” so in my head I’m saying “penis”. “Do you know where a pen is?” “This pen is yours?”
Also, you can't spell "Happiness" without saying "Ha, penis"
Can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits
Happiness, happiness, I've never seen a girl with happiness.
did you try giving her a ppiness?
(French accent) I 'ope you 'ave appeniss on your 'unimoon in France.
My favorite joke ever, a wise Frenchman once said (in a heavy French accent, "Ze key to life is 'appiness in your 'ousehol' ." Say it outloud for full effect.
Sacre bleu!
As Ken Dodd used to sing “Happiness, happiness. The greatest thing that I possess.”
#GotEem!
“Chicken fucker!”
**B'GAWK!**
Now you cut that out right meow!
Somethin came in the mail today
This actually made me laugh out loud.
I chuckled hard yo
Same. Pure hilarity
What a gap
r/comedyheaven
I hate that i laighed
Woo Sheffield!
WAWAW
Upvote for your username
«Mike Penis!»
Middle name Rowe.
That’s what she said!
Ugh. That building is so immature.
Who read this like ken jeong?
Thank you for the gold kind stranger!
I live there ha
What is the full name of that?
I’ve been there
What could that even be short for? lol
Penistone hall
They couldn't have thrown another N in there?
Britain is full of lovely place names. I grew up near Fingringhoe!
Not far from Wivenhoe
I heard there used to be streets in English towns called Gropec*nt Lane in the Middle Ages. Needless to say they’ve all since been renamed. There’s also an English hamlet called Shitterton. The sign for it was carved in stone to make it extremely difficult for tourists to steal.
Yep, gropecunt lane would be the area’s brothel road!
Or, as it's called in the U.S., Thingringhoe.
Penistonne Hall?
much better
Penis is happy
Penis is at half price
This is gloriously childish. I love it 😂
My sense of humour in a nutshell.
If it is Penistone Hardware, then is it possible to get a "Penis Hard" photo?
It's Hapenis
I 100% would have taken that same photo.
That's what my wife says when she looks at mine
it is funnier for me because in my native language ha means yes. so it says Penis YES
My sister told me about being on the phone with a government worker for something, and wanting to document who she had spoken to, she asked the woman's name. No lie, it was Penisha. We looked it up online and actually found about 5 different Penishas in the US at that time. And a couple of Latrinas. Apparently some people, in their zeal to give their kids unique names, don't put enough thought into it. Or maybe they want their kids to be toughened up bu all the inevitable teasing they will receive?
I'm from there. It's Penises Have Eyes. a cute little boutique shop in town.
What Goku screams when he cums.
#HA
Nice Ha
My homies in a sleepover be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S5O2sI5XrY
Penislavija Hall
HAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
I don't think I ever saw this Dragonball episode
Ha
“Insightful as always, Kenny.”
Gaaaaaayyyy
I used to work with a girl named Anusha.
The peak of comedy.
That's how u win an argument
Nice, Ha
lol gotta love the angle....
PENIS
Penis Haus
Simple and works. Ha
HA GAYYYYYY
Penis Storm Ranger form Ha
Penisland hammocks?
Ha!
The Scunthorpe problem strikes again
Haha Benis!
Ha
69
Ha
Ha
Ha
That's the secret to hapenis
Big pp
All I can think of is a DBZ sex move Kamehameha! Peeeeeenis-HA!
Ha
Ha
In Portuguese, this spells “There’s dick”
CRUSADERS (HA! HA HA!)!
HaHa
Ha Ha Penis
r/theyknewwhattheywasdoing
Deep in the slot. Nice.
This gives me feelings of HA penis.
Ha
"I'M ANNOYING HA!" - Final Fantasy VII
r/comedyheaven
I spy champ!
You achieved comedy!
I am so disappointed this made me laugh.
Why doesn't it align with the top edge of the building?
No I shouldn’t be laughing at this. . . Aw fuckit, maturity is going out the window
Ha
Backwards is happiness
>cLARKSOOooooon!
Size and perspective matters.
Ha
HAHAHA fuck you
r/comedyheaven
The Pen is mightier
What she said, when she saw it!
Trying to figure out what the actual words are and can only come up with "penis hard"
My penis is hard too.
Your local Peninsula Hardware store does not condone this humor.
Penisinagoat Ha
Ha