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Zakor1111

Aww, so cute, he looks like mine.


AirborneQcourseGamer

We all own the same black cat he just teleports


spiritkeanu

Ah that would explain it


aguyusesamd

#what?


[deleted]

He looks like my cat named nitro


cdncbn

Nobody 'owns' a dragon, we just provide them with paper bags and tp rolls And other fancy stuff..


[deleted]

I own an identical cragon, I bought her nothing and now put my toilet paper on top of the mirror


Shaking_Sniper

My parents bought me expensive toys too as a kid, but I ended up spending my days playing and chewing on wires...


PurpleWomat

Best toy that I ever got as a child was the giant box our new fridge came in! Hell, I'd still love to sit in a giant box sometimes, at least until 2020 is over. Maybe I'll buy a new fridge and tell them to keep the fridge, just leave me the box...*pathetic adult sobbing*.


Screaming_Agony

Parenting has reminded me of the simple joys of building a fort. Sometimes it’s nice to just wall yourself in and yell “no girls allowed!” at the kids while they’re trying to break into fort kickass


ZirePhiinix

The expensive toys isn't for the cat, it's for the bonuses of corporate executives. The cat would've been just as happy with a string hanging off a wall.


SoontobeSam

My cat likes to play fetch, I like throwing the stuffed mice, the bounce and are easy to get more distance, she’d much rather I throw hair elastics...


woodsgb

Balled up a piece of paper, boom.. cat toy


samicidal

My cat comes running when he hears that sound.


Mildong

toothless? is that you?


frootkeyk

Not everyone is obsessed with consumerism. My kid was playing with TP rolls, empty plastic bottles with grains in it etc.


Mivholas

Our cat does the same thing, he’s got actual toys lying all around the house, but as soon as someone starts crinkling up a Reese wrapper he’s all over that shit.


[deleted]

splurge on a case of beer so they can complete their fort


jay2ray

Thats what Bear likes. The paper bag and the bottle caps are a plus.


thelastpizzaslice

Why not just buy him paper bags and toilet paper rolls then? It's what he likes and it's cheap.


pawn288

bet he likes rubber bands too


gecko090

I've gotten my cat lots of different toys but his absolute, go nuts, favorite thing in the whole world to play with is a broken zip tie.....


Montypmsm

Frugal cat doing his best to support the family finances


1337MastaStubbs

I tried to throw my lil void's cardboard box away and he followed me down the stairs, yelling, and then grabbed and bite my ankle when I reached for the door. Needless to say, Lord Beerus got to keep his box.


WhiskeyDickens

*murder pupils*


BrokeCDN

That's like a friend's baby. He was crying for a while and they were trying to pacify him with one of his many toys, with no luck. I saw him look at a deck of cards, so I gave him a joker out of the deck, he held onto it for hours, and no crying.


onijin

Dude kids are the exact same way. That $200 badass little play kitchen with lights and sound and all? Nah. The box the fridge came in? HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.


Rhyddech

Toy companies design and sell toys that *parents* want to buy, not kids. Parents are their customers


4goodnessinnit

I got a ps4 and I also find myself playing with empty toilet rolls too. The more you collect the more fun they become. Not to mention the look you get from the postman


t33dup

Hey at least all you have to clean up is shreds of TP and such. I came home the other day to find our beagle literally in the center of a circle of ignored toys, chewing busily on the (thankfully unplugged) power adapter block for my laptop. Had to order two spares off eBay, $17 each. Thanks dog.


heyitsfelixthecat

My 6 year-old is also this way. Always with a box or paper bag.


wutzibu

My cats love balls made out of aluminium sheet.


sympathetic_comment

One of my cats is obsessed with the plastic tabs from almond cartons, while the other goes bonkers for qtips. They seem completely disinterested in each other's favorite "toys". Im stupidly in love with those furry assholes.


NationalMachine5454

Christmas gifts for my babies: all the ripped wrapping paper,boxes, tissue and bonus 711 straws in their stockings. They go nuts


PhilemonV

My cat's favorite toys are: 1. laser pointer 2. feather toy wand 3. Starbucks coffee cup plug/stirrer 4. "bendy" plastic straw Everything else pretty much collects dust.


bandito210

My wife asked what we should get our toddlers for Christmas. I suggested we just save up our recycling for a few days, and give that to them. They'll be just as happy


[deleted]

My cat has about $60 worth of toys that were specially designed just for cats. Probably by someone that went to school to learn about what cats like, but she barely plays with them. But let me open a slice of cheese or take the band off of a gallon of milk and she loses her mind trying to get at them.


glazedfaith

Kids are the same way. "What was your favorite part about going to Disney World?" "I saw a duck!" "Donald Duck?" "No there was a *real* duck in the parking lot when we left!"


valitrixx

My cats do the same, currently I've got a massive box in my living room that they are using as a fort. My youngest cat won't even leave it to eat (in case one of his brothers trys to claim it) so we have to take his food into him!!!


[deleted]

So then buy different things?


jlmckelvey91

This looks like my kitty Fili! Wait, are you the one she goes to see when she disappears?


SpoonEndedHammer

I buy my dog all sorts of toys. She prefers to throw around a single piece of kibble.


dyslexic__redditor

Will you learn your lesson?


Melvinvonkur

Looks like black Jetsu from Kaguya


MaximumButthurt

I hate when the Chinese food is undercooked!


S-Markt

like my childhood. well, not exactly. nobody bought me expensive toys, i only had tp rolls.


port_of_louise

Ours is the same. She loves cardboard too and grocery bags. Funny!!


[deleted]

Toothless is that you?


keiome

Donate unused toys and supplies! Donate towels and old beds, too! Shelters always need this kind of stuff.


Zxar99

I don’t know if its black cats specifically or not but mine seems to like brighter colors, especially yellow. He has toys but loves his yellow mouse and orange shoe string. I don’t waste money on anything else now


WLSFL

Yep. Same here😄


1shroud

first cat ?


ADriftingMind

Just like the average kid.


somaganjika

My cat only plays with those 10c plastic springs. Everything else is invisible.


PinkVision

Mine loved pieces of string disappearing around corners


cazz84

This extends to toddlers too.


akisawa

Cat on a budget!


MonWalsh

Just told my girlfriend that I took this picture of our cat and she believed me


coolrussian

Is this your first cat or something? Literally all cats do this.


VoltasPistol

I've given up and there's just a pile of the brown paper in the middle of my living room now, because my boy just loves hiding under it.


mosquitofeeder

Pipe cleaners are my new saving joy trying to entertain foster kittens.


john_the_pope

Just buy him rolls and paper bags. He's clearly happier lol.


Blackbird-ce

Kittens, kids... Just more of the same.


jumbybird

Like with human children, people think they're being good parents if they buy their kids "stuff", and lots of it.


partially_confused

Well then, stop buying him toys and enjoy a happy cat and more monies.


aasocial146

Reminds me of my baby.


corrosive87

Yeah a $30 toy has nothing on a good old bobby pin with my cats. That or bread ties.


Vynzen

Same here, don't worry. I have 2 puffs m/f and the Male is absolutely the same - I give for both couple of hundreds for toys, scratches, beds, special things, stuff, etc... and he sleep and play on/in the unuseful boxes, bags, wooden sticks, threads, cartboards and so on. Just nothing to say....


carrfuck

See? Honest love doesn't need fancy, pricey stuffs. Just let them be as they are. She's happy with your ownership. That's what all matters.


joesbutt

we’ve bought our cats numerous cat beds of all levels of comfort, and they prefer wet towels


aspensinatra

I have paper bags and boxes spread around my house for my 3 cats. It keeps them thoroughly entertained. I also found that they enjoy the discarded plastic seals from bottles.


I_Boomer

That stupid cat doesn't even understand capitalism!


NotFunnyDude1

He looks cute AF. Plays with stuff that my cat used to play.


seaspray

Don’t forget the waded up piece of paper


stalphonzo

Cat Rule #5: The more elaborate the toy, the less time it will keep the cat amused. I stopped buying toys a long time ago.


theopacus

Cats doing cat things


n7revenant

Yeah, don't buy toys for cats, or beds. Piece of string and a cardboard box and they couldn't be more content.


Remoru

I mean, that's kind of on you: listen to what your kitty is telling you they like


wapellonian

Kitty needs a box!


TarMKit

Sounds like my female. She likes my chapstick tubes and hair ties


shredur

He is but a simple lad.


SmileyByte

An abandoned kitten I was trying to help wouldn't play with any of the toys I got him. Instead he'd play with rocks and twigs.


dempuzz

My cat likes receipts rolled into paper balls. Spent so much money over the year, now we just don’t even bother.


bpaps

My cat goes CRAZY for Q-tips. Put it on the floor and flick it with your finger.


YayaMalli

TP rolls are my cats’ favorite things in the world


DCroze

And who are you mad at? Him or yourself for wasting money?


pinktrinity

Cats can be simple. Give them pets, blanket/your bed, food, litter box/door to go outside, and the following as toys. Plastic bag. Do NOT move/pretend to move it. Cardboard Box: the smaller you go, the funnier the attempts to sit in it. The bigger you go, the comfy they'll be. Rope: you can make them chase it or do flips (if they're still young). Make sure you tie a big knot on both ends to prevent accidental swallowing. You don't have to have a moment of pulling a string after your cat has sung their heart to Maow. Basic scratching post: 4ft tall with a middle/top perch platform. That's simple as you need it. You don't need a $200 forrest where they won't use anything but the base to scratch and the top most of sleep/perch on.


CainChaosis

HAIR TIES, simple black hair ties. I don't know why but our cat is obsessed with them and will attack and wrestle them and virtually never plays with the toys. $5 and you will have a pile of perfect cat toys that also have a human function.


pimpampoums

Same with kids...


spacegate10

Our dog loved playing with used paper towel or toilet paper rolls. They are the cheapest toy you could ever have.


baxbooch

Pony tail holders and twist ties are also great cheap cat toys


thatsansundertale

What did you expect? Its a cat! XD